Oct 1 2007Tori Spelling should never do this again – ever
Tori Spelling got to be a Pussycat Doll over the weekend. What in the hell, God? We’ve talked about this before. This is not funny – at all. You think it’s cool to blind people, but, newsflash, it ain’t. Honestly, man, cut this shit out. If I see something like this again, I’ll totally come up there. You might’ve given me these Herculean biceps, but so help me, uh, you, I’m not afraid to smack you around a bit. Aw, okay, that was a bit harsh. You can stop crying. Seriously, it’s okay. All I’m asking is that you put a burlap sack over Tori Spelling’s face whenever she’s out in public. Is that too much to ask? Oh, you can remember to do that if I can remember to take you shopping every once in a while? It never ends with you does it?
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1. Gerald_Tarrant - October 1, 2007 1:18 PM
It looks like Cher and a Horse gave birth.
2. b.echols - October 1, 2007 1:18 PM
Wow. She looks ugly even for a transvestite
3. BigBoneDaddy - October 1, 2007 1:21 PM
Ok...........that scared the shit out of me.
4. veggi - October 1, 2007 1:22 PM
looks like anyone can be a friendly little cat... wow. who's next.........that little gay boy from high school musical?
5. aeuwave - October 1, 2007 1:22 PM
all I am waiting for is a link to the porno site "chicks with dicks" after seeing this picture.
but she does deserve credit for looking so good after giving birth recently.
6. Jimbo - October 1, 2007 1:25 PM
Bitch is bangin! Holla!
7. kathy - October 1, 2007 1:25 PM
another ugly bitch riding on daddy's dime. fuck that shit. she is talentless, stupid, and ugly as fuck.
8. KC - October 1, 2007 1:26 PM
Y-M-C-A!
9. * MISS UNIVERSE - October 1, 2007 1:27 PM
There is nothing wrong with her face or the way she looks
We expect people to all look like flawless barbie dolls
In photography - every little flaw stands out
in the real world - she is a perfectly attractive woman
Look at her figure - and say she isn't well built
10. Texas Tranny - October 1, 2007 1:27 PM
I love the outfit.
11. LadyJane - October 1, 2007 1:28 PM
Who stole her chin?
12. Deming - October 1, 2007 1:28 PM
her face confuses me. i don't know how its possible for one person to be that unsettlingly unattractive. :-(
13. nora - October 1, 2007 1:29 PM
this is a celebrity look-alike.
14. Everyday is I hate Paris Hilton Day - October 1, 2007 1:29 PM
I see Halloween has come early this year and I don't mean the whole costume shit I mean the blood curdling frigh and nightmares small children and I will have seeing this skank troll goblin whore.
Tory Spelling should be ILLEGAL. Just make her life... illegal. Her face... illegal. Her talking or breathing or being in public... I-fucking-llegal.
Man that is some sad and scary shit; A face not even a mother could love.
What is even scarier is that some douche left his wife for this. So unless his wife was a pile of rotten horse poo then... well actually even then Tory is a trade down.
Now I will go wash my eyes out and watch carebears re-runs until the scariness goes away.
Goodday.
15. Joe Gatineau - October 1, 2007 1:31 PM
She kinda looks like a discount 1980's blow up sex doll
16. adeliza - October 1, 2007 1:32 PM
Sweet baby Jesus!
Whew, bet that audience was pissed when she walked out there. I would have demanded a refund.
17. emily - October 1, 2007 1:37 PM
that bitch fell down the ugly tree and hit every damn limb.
18. Pat - October 1, 2007 1:38 PM
Good luck getting the kid to sleep after he comes across these pictures in the family album...
19. robert doosh - October 1, 2007 1:40 PM
ALL ABOARD THE HEIN TRAIN.
20. lambman - October 1, 2007 1:45 PM
LOL
that's really funny.
I heard that Victoria Beckham was going to do it too!!! So get ready for some sexy pictures of a monkey skeleton in fishnets
21. El-Coyote - October 1, 2007 1:50 PM
neither qualified for the term "pussycat" nor for "doll".... Well, maybe Chucky Doll....
22. justlikehoney1 - October 1, 2007 1:52 PM
That must be the new Ringling Bros. Red lipstick from M.A.C. that she's wearing. She has a serious case of clown mouth.
In that first large photo she looks like a really, really young Carol Channing.
Great body for just having had a baby, though. That's pretty much all I can/will give her props for.
23. Will - October 1, 2007 1:52 PM
I thought Chyna from wwe was in rehab?
24. wastedOne - October 1, 2007 1:56 PM
Why would you steal Brooke Hogans look?
25. sharpeidude - October 1, 2007 1:57 PM
All I can think of is that one episode on the old Munster's show where Herman gets hit by lightning and wakes up as a female.
26. Hemlock Queen - October 1, 2007 2:01 PM
Even with all of the plastic surgery her face is still unnattractive.
@22 Clown Lips for sure.
Hey TT, I bet you could rock that look better than buttaface!
27. DA - October 1, 2007 2:01 PM
Those red lips would sure look good going up and down on my hard cock.
I love a woman to wear really red lipstick when she's sucking my cock, nothing says "SLUT" like whore-red lipstick. Don't you women agree?
28. Texas Tranny - October 1, 2007 2:04 PM
HemlockQueen,
You know I'd rock in that outfit. I think Fredrick's of Hollywood has one like that.
Halloween is a drag-queens favorite holiday.
29. veggi - October 1, 2007 2:04 PM
bet you got a little one DA.
30. PunkA - October 1, 2007 2:06 PM
The Pussycat Dolls are seriously hurting their image here. And that is saying something.
31. DA - October 1, 2007 2:06 PM
Veggi,
It's 8" hard and 4" think, but you wouldn't want it, because it's meat baby.
Want to see it?
32. M - October 1, 2007 2:07 PM
She is auditioning for a remake of Mask
33. Hemlock Queen - October 1, 2007 2:07 PM
lol TT. and Veggit too. lol
34. Texas Tranny - October 1, 2007 2:11 PM
DA,
You ARE a big dick...................................................... who has a small cock.
35. ssdd - October 1, 2007 2:14 PM
LOL she looks like her dead daddys rotted corpse with a WHOLE lot of makeup on and a boob job ..and look the expressions on the audience in Pic 5 .. do they look happy and entertained? .. LOL no ..they look like they are thinking...WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
36. stinky slinky - October 1, 2007 2:14 PM
#1
you truly deserve that title today. CHER and a Horse. I'm wetting myself.
37. Danklin24 - October 1, 2007 2:17 PM
Tori Spelling is so fucking hot. I want to slide my cock in her so damn bad.
38. M - October 1, 2007 2:17 PM
She looks the the lid off a can of fuck
39. Shallow Val - October 1, 2007 2:20 PM
OMG she looks like a monster. She's the original bad boob job having bimbo.
She's probably a nice person though. For a monster. Raaaaahhhhhrrrr!
40. Christ on a Crotch - October 1, 2007 2:24 PM
to #30 "thier image"
What image? Every PCD is an ugly hagalicious trampy whore who can't sing. Image? HAHAHAHAHAHA, don't make me laugh. Christ how old are you? Holy fucking santa claus in my underwear, what planet am I on?
41. Texas Tranny - October 1, 2007 2:24 PM
LOL Val.
What's up? How are you these days?
42. Shallow Val - October 1, 2007 2:26 PM
Missin you somethin awful TT. Had "the pneumonia" last week. Must have been that unknown coke I inhaled with my no good cousin last month. hahahaha.
43. Texas Tranny - October 1, 2007 2:28 PM
Awwwwwwwwww your so sweet.
I wish I'd had known you were sick, I would have nursed you back to health.
44. El-Coyote - October 1, 2007 2:32 PM
Ahhh...
Ahhh...
Dude looks like a lady.....
45. zuzu - October 1, 2007 2:33 PM
she looks like eddie murphy
46. Toilet Cleaner - October 1, 2007 2:34 PM
Man I subscribe to Wireimage and I guess Miss Spelling wasn't too pleased with a crotch shot photo, it was tehre last night but now its gone ! I knew I shoulda saved it ! BASTARDS !
47. blb - October 1, 2007 2:35 PM
41 and 42. Do you two know eachother, or is this some fucked up lame webual friendship?
48. BAM - October 1, 2007 2:37 PM
13, that can't be an impersonator because:
A) she's hardly someone to impersonate
B) she looks JUST like her mom in the top photo
as ugly as that thing is, let us all give thanks that she is mostly covered up. did she just stand up there? it thought they were suppose to perform, but does she sing or dance? not that i need to see either.
49. Texas Tranny - October 1, 2007 2:39 PM
No I don't know who 42 is.........................I just talk to strangers like that all the time.
50. Shallow Val - October 1, 2007 2:45 PM
47 Jealous much? What do you care?
49...the stranger the better, mais non?
51. robbyrob - October 1, 2007 2:47 PM
not that Im hating but this girl is not that hot!!!
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2271690
52. blb - October 1, 2007 2:47 PM
now you call your best friend forever number 49. a bit impersonal for best web friends FOREVER!!! love ya!
53. Texas Tranny - October 1, 2007 2:48 PM
Sí, mujer hermosa, el extranjero el mejor.
54. MrSemprini - October 1, 2007 2:49 PM
Prettier than Britney...
55. Shallow Val - October 1, 2007 2:54 PM
TT, tu hablas espanol, for reals???
56. Texas Tranny - October 1, 2007 2:56 PM
No. I suck spanish cock and wipe the cum off on bitches like you.
57. Texas Tranny - October 1, 2007 2:57 PM
Siendo de Tejas, sé bastante español para conseguir en apuro
58. Paula Green Ajah - October 1, 2007 2:59 PM
Wow. That's...well... Wow.
He's got a nice figure, though.
59. Texas Tranny - October 1, 2007 3:00 PM
Troll # 56,
I dare you to show your "face", you low-life piece of shit.
Are you afraid of a little sissy tranny? Afraid I'll kick your ass into next week?
Come punk, make my fucking day.
60. jrzmommy - October 1, 2007 3:07 PM
Could you fuckin' imagine the horrendously-nosed little freaks she and Owen Wilson could create together?
61. Texas Tranny - October 1, 2007 3:08 PM
Damn, Jrzymommy, I just had lunch.
62. jenster - October 1, 2007 3:21 PM
thanks superfish, I was eating lunch
63. LL - October 1, 2007 3:21 PM
Why do women think that spackling on the makeup and piling on the clownish lipstick makes them look better? I would say they look like trannys, but that's an insult to trannys. Also, what's with all the stripping by untalented, not-very-attractive amateurs? Leave that shit to the professionals who know what they're doing.
64. whatever - October 1, 2007 3:22 PM
Thanks for the early Halloween gift Fish. Now I won't be able to sleep due to nightmares for a week. Fucking asshole.
65. Jamie Lee - October 1, 2007 3:23 PM
She looks better than my bf's ex wife. And that's pretty damn bad....eeccchhhh.
66. Hecubus - October 1, 2007 3:24 PM
You idiot, that isn't Tori Spelling. That's that guy who sang that, 'You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby blah blah blah blah' song. He's looking purty good too.
67. IWONKY - October 1, 2007 3:29 PM
Tori should never do what again? Wear that head? With all her money, you would think she could buy a better head.
68. joLIE - October 1, 2007 3:38 PM
No matter what this girl does, I can't hate her....I just keep remembering Candy Spelling is her mother.
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69. Jackie Blue - October 1, 2007 3:58 PM
It that really Tori or a male impersonator?
70. Alex - October 1, 2007 4:04 PM
I hate Tori because before she got involved with her husband, he was married and newly adopted a baby. Now the baby does not have a father at home. I don't know how she could sleep at night knowing she is a homewrecker. It would be different if an innocent baby was not involved like when Brad and Angelina got together. Brad wanted children and Jennifer did not, but Angelina sure did. Tori deserves to have a hideous boob job and ugly horse face.
71. BunnyButt - October 1, 2007 4:28 PM
Eh, these pics just made me throw up a little bit in my mouth.
72. lalaland - October 1, 2007 4:30 PM
she's got a pretty nice body here (i almost threw up saying that, but i'm actually serious) but daamn that face....uck
73. miggs - October 1, 2007 4:32 PM
"Tori Spelling is a Pussycat Doll!" brought to you by Stephen King Productions.
74. LivewireT - October 1, 2007 4:43 PM
When did they start using chicken drumsticks as cheek bone implants?
Yeah that audience looks thrilled to be watching her/it.
75. tanya - October 1, 2007 4:55 PM
Okay Tori, you got fake tits. Big deal, you are one UGGGGLLLLYY bitch.
76. eeks - October 1, 2007 4:58 PM
I dunno. I got her show at blockbuster for shits and giggles. I kinda like her now. I'd rather see her than that Dita Von Teese dipshit. Honestly, Tori's not all that bad.
77. dana - October 1, 2007 5:04 PM
i know it is out of subject . i always think how she got her husband .he is hot.she has horse face!!!
78. Not into Superficial People - October 1, 2007 5:13 PM
Although Tori is a homewrecker, ugly, and has a hideous boob job; there are superficial men right now beating off to her. Yikes!
79. Good Karma is Important - October 1, 2007 5:16 PM
#77 Dana:
Tori got her husband because he was desperate for fame. They worked together on some film project and she knew he was married and had a newly adopted baby, but that did not stop Tori from getting involved with him. Now the adopted baby does not get to have a father at home everyday. Someday her husband will dump her for a beauty and that will be her karma.
80. cowgirl - October 1, 2007 5:21 PM
She looks really comfortable and at "ease"! I bet she has dressed up in leather lots of times. She probably does it for a living when we're not looking!
81. DA - October 1, 2007 5:22 PM
@78,
Oh yes, yes
I'm slowly stroking my tiny cock looking at her big boobs. I want to come on them.
82. Texas Tranny - October 1, 2007 5:23 PM
I bet you're comfortable and at ease in leather cowgirl.
83. steve - October 1, 2007 5:24 PM
Pussycat Doll Membership Check List:
Fake tits...check
Fugly....check
Washed up career....check
Dignity vacuum.....check
84. cowgirllikecalamityJane - October 1, 2007 5:24 PM
She is like her own personal circus--clown makeup,beach balls,hoops--where's the popcorn?
85. doh! - October 1, 2007 5:28 PM
84--You meant Christina right? Not Tory? although they are almost interchangeable!
86. Tash - October 1, 2007 6:34 PM
Isn't that Pete Burns?
87. Nek - October 1, 2007 6:51 PM
Tranny surprise??
88. Anti-Semite - October 1, 2007 6:54 PM
Fish, could you make it any more obvious that the jews run Hollywood? I give up, you win; there's no way I'll ever top that top pic, ever.
89. Judy - October 1, 2007 7:10 PM
her ass end looks better than the front
90. alf oldland - October 1, 2007 7:17 PM
a modern-day medusa!
this is a slow day for thesuperficial, indeed.
91. gap - October 1, 2007 8:03 PM
looks like she finally fixed the huge gap between her botched implants.
92. Mama Pinkus - October 1, 2007 8:15 PM
I feel sorry for Ms. Spelling; her desperate attempts to simply look FEMALE are backfiring into truly hellish territory.
93. [dAn!] - October 1, 2007 9:29 PM
She (he??) looks like a drag queen!!!
94. twit - October 1, 2007 10:17 PM
Very Jenna Jameson circa 2007.
95. John-o - October 1, 2007 10:28 PM
Me no likeee the dudes, and these are pictures of a dude. Until someone comes back with DNA support saying otherwise, I'm goin' with the dude theory.
96. crack snacker - October 1, 2007 10:29 PM
See you went and ripped into SJP a few days ago... called her ugly. Now do you get the message? This is ugly! SJP looks fabulous next to Tori.
And as for lips... why do you think they call it lips stick? Bet she puts that stuff on with a trowell
97. Anica - October 2, 2007 12:53 AM
C'mon! She doesn't look any worse than 3/4 of the group...especially the Red-Headed Tranny.
98. Snarkington - October 2, 2007 1:18 AM
So...that dude in pic 5 is totally taking a picture of her ass.
99. babyglyniss - October 2, 2007 2:14 AM
tori really freaked me out. is she trying to get attention from everyone but looking gross????
100. MISC - October 2, 2007 2:28 AM
Ew..she is always in the restaurant i work at..she is kinda nice, but her hubbie is a fat cock..
101. NannyNannyBooBoo - October 2, 2007 5:30 AM
Joan Rivers?
102. Missystar - October 2, 2007 7:19 AM
#67--you rock!! So funny!
103. scorn - October 2, 2007 10:08 AM
She looks just like Janice, the female muppet with the big lips from "Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem."
104. FromOutOfNoWhere - October 2, 2007 12:16 PM
WTF???????
105. Shannon - October 2, 2007 2:33 PM
Be nice, I don't think she is that ugly! : /
106. IWONKY - October 2, 2007 2:44 PM
I think Dean McDermott is Tori's attempt to "center the eyes" of her offspring and eliminate the "chicken leg cheekbones" readily seen on her face. Her eyes are going toward the side of her head like a fish. Dean's eyes are like their trying to meet up in the center. His cheek bones recede yet his jowls are all pouchy like a chipmunk. Maybe she is trying to correct the faces of her future children by making spawning with this dude.
107. Smush - October 2, 2007 5:58 PM
The plastic surgery seems to have worked on her figure, but not her face. Try as she might, she just can't seem to get the ugly out of there. Genetics, girl, genetics. You can only do so much. Oh yeh, and nice Duck/Jenna J. lips.
108. Chocolate Donut - October 3, 2007 6:51 AM
Captain Ahab, methinks I spots the great Moby Dick over the starboard side. IS she like a combination of the Skipper from Gilligan's Island after he fell into the deep fryer at Sea Galley? I've seen lobsters with better skintone. The audience looks real entertained....NOT
109. IWONKY - October 3, 2007 7:03 AM
It's so hard not to spew your drink while you're laughing at the ridiculousness of her face. Her face in that pic personifies how it feels just before you start to spray your puke and pee at the same time.
110. iren33 - October 3, 2007 9:45 AM
A tranny.
111. steve - October 3, 2007 2:39 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
112. ally - October 10, 2007 1:30 PM
She got her post-baby figure back. Why do people always mess with plastic surgery in the first place. It didn't enhance any of her facial features, just made her look more like a horse or tranny. She looked better when she was Mrs. Charlie Shanian.
113. Jenna - June 17, 2008 2:13 PM
what a disgustingly ugly person... UGH, i will never understand how anyone can sleep with her.... she's so fucking ugly with her fake boobs and nasty looking body