Oct 19 2007Tara Reid is still alive, cleavagey

first bitches!!!!

first

FOIST

pwned you bitches!!!!!!!!

XD

Hilarous as usual.

I would love her long time. Ok a short time but it would be fantastic. At least for me.

Mr. Wiggly has put Tara on my short list of girls to do when I am out and about.

she's only doable as long as you don't lift up her dress and see the franken boobs of death or her curdy stomach

I was going to say that she actually looks really good there and that the dress hides her tummy, but then I read #8 and, yeah...what he said

To think all this time I thought she was in an alcohol induced coma.

1-5 - nice...not.

Yay! she's hot, breasty and not Britney! Nice work, way to get us out of a rut.

Oh, and buh-buh-buh-buh-bubuh-buh....

I'd like to............................

never mind

well she has pretty ehm,.. ehm,.. EYE yeah Eyes was what i was gonna say,.. yeah eyes,.. boobs.

My penis is starting out the window too.
My 10 and a half...
(notice I also used the typo?)

The best part is that those things are filled with gin.

That dress is nothing but a boob trophy case.

I like to see the a similar vagina trophy case dress worn by, say, Jessica Alba.

I like the woman scowling in the background in picture #8 and #10...

I think looks flawless and I have to agree with #11...Yay! Not Britney!

#1-4 Your losers

Jessica Alba's vagina looks like the mouth of a goldfish floating on the top of the tank. Smells like it too.

Not bad. You gotta give her credit. A couuple of years ago she was headed for Britneyville but she pulled it together and laid low. Britney should take some advice from Tara. How fucked up do you have to be if taking a page out of Tara Reid's book would do you some good?

And on another note, clearly #'s 1-3 just don't get it. Unfortunately I haven't the energy to really let them have it. It's tantamount to teaching linear regression analysis to Corky.

Ok, I give up, been wondering this for like ever, but, what does pwned mean?Somebody answer me in the next ten seconds or I'll go crazy and start killing people in the parking lot...

She looks much better than she did in the past.

Motorboats anyone?

What exactly does she do?

I think it was a typo for "owned" as if the speed at which he got in made him "own" us rather than making him look like a fucking jackass.

Well, that's what I thought too, TS, but I've been seeing it for several months now. It must be intentional, it couldn't possibly be typoed that many times. Maybe it is some new acronym or slang, maybe I'm not hip and cool anymore.I thought I knew everything. This sucks. Screw waiting til 5, I'm having my midlife crisis martini early today.

first niggs

you can look up pwn on wikipedia, it did start off as a typo for owned.

Also I would fuck the poo out of that guy in the pics

"pwn" originally was a typo for "own," and it's stuck around and become something of a fad among nerds who can't get laid.

You should feel good that you don't know what it means. The only losers that use that word anymore are gamers and the fucking morons who still sya "first" when theyt post first on a fucking celeb bash board.

Jesus.......

Too bad that dress doesn't have an exposed midriff to show off that beautiful belly of hers. She needs to accentuate her positives.

She looks pregnant!!! Puaj!

she is looking fabulous these days

What a bunch of tools...Holy smokes.

How does anyone know she has had surgery ?

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No, it's great, TS, WE DIDN'T KNOW THAT!!!

we ARE cool!!!

Oh, wait, but we know it NOW. So...well as long as we never use it.

Man Tara needs to get back on the fuckedupcrazyasshit stick. Back in the day she'd make Britney blush. Truly the student is now the master. Sunrise sunset I guess.

Her legs are jacked.

lmao @ ppl trying to pwn ppl who use pwn.

FRIST,
let's face it, we already know we're cool. We certainly didn't need any confirmation of that.

TARA LOOKS GREAT. THERE IS NO SIGN OF SUN DAMAGE ON HER CHEST. I LOOKED CLOSELY. VERY CLOSELY.
SHE STILL HAS BEAUTIFUL BLUE EYES

I didn't know what you were talking about with her stomach so I had to google it. After 5 minutes of continuous vomiting, I was able to see color again.

I'm willing to venture a guess that SWEETS is neither svelte nor demure.

41, we're not trying. It's a given. And don't speak until spoken to. You better recognize.

And before lashing out, I'm just fucking with you. It's Friday. Lighten up.

NEW POST!

I eat my own boogers. No one else will let me at theirs.

She should change her name to Karla Hungus.

TS, you are hilarious.
#44 Grace so are you
wait, #41, so are you!!!

How come everyone is funny whenever I leave? Weird...

Hi Sherlock,
I had to look up both of those big giant words on Dictionary.com and get back to you.
Demure-negative
Svelte- mos def
Not sure what to make of your booger eating.

hot? she looks like she's pregneant

pregneant? Cleo eeas dat yu?

FRIST,
Why thank you. you're not so bad yourself. Care for a cocktail this lovely Friday afternoon? I am gonna have to wait, I will be in the office late again. Jobs are the worst invention ever. Either Jobs or offices, I haven't decided yet.

"My penis is so confused right now. He’s just staring out the window, letting out the occasional sigh."

XD

She looks like a meringue.

Am I the only one that thinks she's pregnant?

Massively inflated boobs and an A-line dress to disguise the stomach? Looks like a dead-cert to me.

so what's up with her knee's????

what's up with your lack of education nephanie? It's knees dumb turd..

her niece is just fine, thanks.

Yes why are her knees wrinkly? And where are pictures of CZJ?

Cleavage is nice, but hairy nipples are first rate.

PS TEXass TRANNY. do not try to hide. i know u.

dang everytime i see her she keeps on getting hotter and hotter. i sure wished she would flash those nice tits and prove that her boobs and stomach are normal. anyway rock on tara..

What happened to her hair!

Will someone go out and get her a wig.

Get a few of those Ava Gabor Wigs.........

Okay, seriously, this is pissing me off...no one here has noticed that her left boob is much bigger than the right one?

She looks like she's wearing a shower curtain.

#14 - P.S....If you have to brag about it, it's only 2 inches long.

I think this girl is actually extremely dangerous. She looks hot, but undressing her would likely result in a heart attack.

pwned, owned, or whatever the fuck the want to say----your hating 'cause you didn't get first post BITCH!!!!!! You morons.............now EAT

I think this is a great idea for her...cover up that stuff she's covering up right here.

...Yeah, weird...I WANT to lift her dress up, but I KNOW not to...confusing...

I'm not going for that hair style though. Wondering if leg extensions would do anything for her knees (DON'T GET PLASTIC SURGERY, TARA! PLEEAAASE DON'T!) Anyway, I like that she's sort of getting it together.

She is wearing a Maternity Dress. I saw one just like it at JC Penny's the other day. She must have terrible gas or something.

Actually Tara is still hot and sexy..and did you notice that her boobs is still stand..I saw a post about tara where in she is the cover for an FHM magazine..she so sexy and so hot i read the post here http://showbizchika.dingexx.com/?p=137

if you stare long enough
she starts to look like a white Oprah

Nice. All she has to do is maintain this look and do some more movies. And lay off the sauce.

Big Tit Bag huh!

I dont care about her breasts I think she is a goddess. I would do anything she wanted She is goergeous and a breath of fresh are to look at on here I love u Tara

If this cunt every gets another acting job I will be amazed.

She always looked good and is only getting better. Keep it up Tara!!!

For all you bitches that posted vulgar things about her...green is not your color.

That dress looks like a bag.
It's not flattering on her,
and wouldn't be flattering on anyone.

But she has a pretty face.

Holy Toledo - she looks amazing. There's hope for Brit.

You know what kills me.....the use of the word HOT. She doesn't look "hot;" she actually looks nice, she looks good, she looks....dare I say it....pretty. And I think this chick is a pig but, there you have it.

Fucking men are idiots.

Oh there goes #36 Miss Universe being stupid again.

She's had plastic surgery because SHE TOLD US SHE DID. SHE ADMITTED IT TO THE WHOLE WORLD.

Get with the program or turn it off, dumbo.

Finally, a photo of someone who DOESN'T have chipped black nail polish.

I <3 when your penis is confused!

she looks well in this dress. but someone saw she is on a dating site called sugarcupid.com, why she goes there?