Oct 9 2007Sienna Miller completely nude

MY EYES!!!!!!!

Is that a little boy?

She looks OK but I doubt they did that landing strip thing in the 60's it would have been a full on BUSH.

First!

Shit...

Second...

Sienna? Used to be so hot...see Alfie.

Even her handlers can't bare to look at her.

Maybe she can get a Gillette Contract.

hippies don't wax their vajayjay ....full frontal bush only

I am #5.... I AM SO HAPPY!!! usually I am like 83...on a good day 50.....but 5!!!!! I could cry

OMG!!!! IAM #6 I need to buy a lottery ticket!! *SLAM*

her boobs are ok

Nice landing strip...I wouldn't mind taxiing down that runway...

yeah i agree with 2 if she was a hippie she wouldn't have shaved anything....haha so her legs would probably be hairy too along with her bush....eww

I'm glad they took pictures, because the last one can go into Webster's for "white girl ass (see "flat slab")".

I hear she wants a gang bang in Pittsburgh.

No wonder Jude fucked the nanny.

Thirteenth! Come on. I would hit that. How much of a skank is she and slightly larger breasts than I expected.

Landing strip better than growler.

tralala (8) boring stuff I cant even jerk off with that

That's as nude as it gets. You can even see her pussy lips on some of them pics.

I had no idea her ass was that fat. You'd think that she'd lose some weight and tone up, knowing she was going to film this scene.

There's a much more historically accurate hippie skinny dipping scene already - Kathy Bates in the hottub with Jack in "About Schmidt". Now that's sexy.

Looks like the armpits are shaved, too (yeah, I know, I'm the only person who has looked at those), which is also something a real hippie wouldn't do.

Man my name is really working out today.

She was pretty sexy in Alfie but just remember she's playing a hippie so she's posed to look like shit. That nasty hair on her head is a wig, which begs the question why couldn't they give her a good bush-fro wig? You just spakle that shit on and it's an instant boner killer/hippie look.

Notice how the handlers in nude or bikini scenes are always some kinda ugly guy holding a towel. What's with that? But with girls being sukh fucking catty bitches maybe you'd rather some butt man see you naked than some gossipy snot faced jealous skank.

Honestly as soon as a famous girl is seen naked guys loose interest and no one respects a girl who'll show her vajayjay to the world. Need I provide examples. I thought not.

Most of these pittiful celebs have no fucking dignity. Why do you think people love Alba so much? Mystery is a good thing ladies. Keep your dignity and your clothes on.

Reminds me of the roast beef I had for lunch. Mucho Droopo !!!

AND Bitch needs to work the fuck out.

I hate these pretencious little ecletic fashionista's with their pot smoked flacid untoned boddies. Get ye to the gym hag!

oh and I refuse to spell properly today, or ever.

maybe they should have cast Vanessa Hudgens for the role or used her as a bush double.

#22 I could tell...

*stares to the pics in adoration*

I guess we Europeans like skinnier women (i.e. all those fashion models that are gorgeously anorexic and that americans would find only... anorexic), because that thirteen years old body is all I can desire. Oh, yes.

*continues staring, and won't stop very soon.*

Absolutely nothing more boring than a naked white chick.

Yuck what an ugly little boy

Reminds me of the little boys i love to molest. If she only had a little penis.

#13....LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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White girls are so sexless.

Oh man look at that sweet, sweet lippy vagina and nice white ass. God bless white women, if it weren't for them we'd be stuck with fat black-assed ho's with nasty black pussylips. Throw in the nappy hair and you got one fugly mud creature.

I agree, hippies never shaved back then. She would have a full bush, hairy armpits and legs.

Hippies have a fully grown bush, her Brazilian wax is an insult to the 70s fanny trend.
I hardly call her hot, her figure is just like a little boy.....

#31 - that's not true. If it weren't for white women, you could always turn to blow up dolls. They're just about as lively and sexy.

I agree, she's got a nice ass. If you want to screen a movie or something.

I always thought Sienna was a good looking girl, it's a shame she had to take her clothes off to prove me wrong.

Also, her pubic hair is hardly historically accurate. I'm sure the movie takes place in the 60s and I doubt they had the technology to so perfectly manicure that 90 degree mustache into her crotch.

#30, #26, #11: When was the last time anyone wanted to look at a naked negro? Oh yeah, national geographic doesn't count. We whites don't like looking at naked negros because it's like looking at animals on discovery channel. The only reason black guys are in porn is the same reason that there is that wierd beastiality fetish. Black guys on white chicks are a fetish...a form of beastiality.

ive been to enuff grateful dead shows,hot springs and burning mans to tell u that real hippie chicks got more hair than most dudes. that landing strip cooter shave aint whats the buzz in patchouli land. real hippies smell like armpit patchouli fungus dank nug toe jam.

Everyone is right about hippie pussy.
I never shaved my pussy until the early 80's. I had a very thick and hairy pussy. I did shave my underarms and legs, but not my pussy.

So, in her next role is she playing Adam or Eve?

Since I'm the board's resident bisexual chick, I feel compelled to comment on these nasty-ass pictures. Sienna Miller is the opposite of sexy. Yeah, she was cute in that Casanova flick, but otherwise, she's got nothing going for her. I wouldn't even let her go down on me.

And, yeah, she's missing her bush.

"Since I'm the board's resident bisexual chick" ??????

since when, loser?

hahah @ a hippie having a brazilian.
That is the funniest thing ever

Those red beads on that necklace, I thought they were big red spots until I clicked on the bigger view

All those babes who've commented that back in the 60's and 70's they had full hairy pelts are so right! Check out the blue link to this cute underage chick with the hairy pussy!!!

Why is she all blurry?

I would bang that so hard that she'd speak in tongues and walk funny for three days!

I still don't know who this bitch is or why she's famous. I see her in the red-top newspapers almost every day but never seen her on TV or any film.

Why does her TWAT look all tored up!

A hippie with a binkini wax! Now that's funny!

As a connoisseur of fine 60's and 70's porn, I must go along with the "what's up with the lack of vajayjay hair?" theme. That ain't no hippie. A hippie would have a "Don King in a leglock". I wanna hear friggin' Jane Goodall as the narrator when a hippie is getting neked.
"I call this one Bright Eyes."

There's no fluff to that muff!

Chicks who are too thin, ych. It even messes with the beauty of the box. Eat a few cheeseburgers ya crack whore!

Oh man, she is hot, I love her and want some of that for some hot lesbian sex. I think her pussy looks so cute, I just want to kiss it over and over.
Ok maybe hippie chicks didn't shave their pussies.
SM's pussy looks delicious and no pussy hair to get in the way of going down on her tasty twat.

#48 it's not "tored" up. You must be about 10 years old or look at too much internet porn. That right there is a sweet, sweet vulva. Lots of guuk to suck up into your mouth. The more guuk, the better. Someday you might find a lover, and will appreciate her thick vulva if you are so lucky.

Man oh man, be thankful for a movie coming up with full frontal. She looks cute. She was smokin' in Layer Cake, don't forget that.

whos the nude chick with her?

can we have some naked men now. This is so boring.

She needs a merkin.

@56 veggi,
I'm with you. I would like to see a penis on this site every now and then. I'm so tired of looking at pussies (with or without hair), panty-shots, boobs and nip-slips.
But, I do so enjoy these girls that have the bodies of 12 year-old boys.

I'd fuck her, only because she has a pussy

FRIST! Lets get outta here. Bloody Marys for lunch. Well......they come with an olive and celery. That counts for somethin.

Hippies all suck.

They are the most phony of all in their generation. All of the hippies from the 60s now work for Fortune 500 companies and are assholes.

The few left over ones that still think they are hippies only act like hippies, so they don't have to justify that the last 50 years of their lives have been a a total waste and a mistake, and they are the biggest phonies and assholes of them all.

Yesterday, one old hippie lady with long braids, really who over 10 would wear braids, was waiting for me to put air in my tires, and I thought she was going to have a panic attack fit with the way she was hemming and hawing because she had to wait about 3 minutes while I finished putting air in my tires. Then she got so mad she drove away with her tires screeching. What a selfish bitch..... don't ever inconvenience a hippie or you will see what assholes they really are. Whatever happened to Peace, Love, and Happiness......

All of these left over hippies and new hippie wannabe chicks don't wear any make up because they as just plain lazy and/or thoroughly conceded since they think they are so good looking they don't need to brush their hair and wear any makeup.

Hippies suck ---- I hate them.

Am I the only one that noticed that her hoohah hangs kind of low? I mean... it's kind of saggy. Her popo looks like a testicle-less scrotum.

Yuck.

A pile of mutilated puppies....
Elvis Presley's last bowel movement....
A man nailing his scrotum to a wall....
Sienna Miller naked.........

What are things Jrzmommy could live til eternity without ever seeing!!!!

DING!

@61- you're a loser. Hippies fucking rule the world yo.

Yeah #62, I totally noticed that too. lol I still think it's lack of food. If the bitch would eat her hoohaw would fluff right up and turn in to a fat cat.

61, Phony 2007 Hippies AKA ERIC CARTMAN!

I'd fuck a skinny chick before a fat chick any day. Sienna isn't the hottest thing I've ever looked at, but she still makes me very happy in pants.

VEGGI, ok, but last time I waited on the corner of Drunk and Happy and you stood me up!

@ #20: A bush-fro wig is called a "merkin." And, yes, she needs one for this role. (Now you get the joke in the name of the president in "Dr Strangelove.")

FRIST! Well, when you got to the corner of drunk and happy, I was already at smashed and disoriented. We'll try and time it better this time.

FRIST and VEGGI,
I want to go with ya'll.
I don't know about the corner of Drunk and Happy, but I'll meet you at the corner of Fucked-Up and Shit-Faced.

WTC, every time I click on home I feel like the headline should read "Sienna Miller Still Completely Nude". Whatever.

So, is she the chick from Bend it Like Beckham? Because coincidentally I am eating aloo gobi for lunch.

If she is not that girl, then what I just said makes no sense.

Did someone mention Bloody Marys?

Frist, are you thinking of Keira Knightly (Bend It Like Beckham)?

I wasn't aware that hippie chicks were so meticulous about trimming their pubes. I expected to see bush, not lips!

So, does Smashed run parallel to Drunk or Happy?

Oh yeah, Keira, thanks bunnybutt

Nevermind then about the aloo gobi.

ugh, her pussy looks so weird.. droopy

She does not look like a 12-year old boy
She looks like a normal young woman
That's how a twentysomething is supposed to look like
Did you already look like cattle when you were 20, or what ?

She really needs a pussy wig for this hippie part. I heard that they sell them to strippers in county's that don't allow total nudity. The strippers shave their bushes and then they wear these bush wigs, so they really aren't nude, or they.

78. freakwad - October 9, 2007 3:40 PM

ugh, her pussy looks so weird.. droopy
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No it doesn't god ur such a homo...

Thank you thesuperficial.com....mmmm naked sienna

I don't see anything terribly wrong with how she looks, i mean, she is just a petite woman: she is short, she is skinny, she has small-ish breasts, but she is like a nymph...with a landing strip. I think she looks fine. I'm a girl with less boobs than her, so maybe i just take every comment "she looks like a boy" a little more personally than i should...but honestly, if she got breast implants you would all make fun of her.

FRIST, everything is horizontal when you're at drunk and happy!!!!

Maybe they'll do CGI public hair in post-production...

Oh, and Ryan (36)? Even waaaay back in the '60s, they had personal grooming devices that would've made such a landing strip possible. They just didn't have the interest. You know what? They even had telephones and ... gasp! ... televisions back then! Really!

I mean pubic hair.

I think she is actually very beautiful, and definitely NOT a little girl or boy. though if she is playing a 60's or 70's hippie, not too many women or girls for that matter shaved their pussies, and if they did they wore a bikini bottom for those unable to digest the sight of naked pussy. And she has a pretty one to boot.

@61

AMEN!!!

Ok, Veggi, let's go. I'm sick of working. I wouldn't mind being horizontal. Face up, face down, just as long as my public hair isn't showing.

Great, now they will never get the stink out of the fish!

Jrzmommy, I wouldn't mind seeing a man nail his scrotum to a wall. But then again, I'm very very very bored.

Give me a break, Frist. I need a Bloody Mary.

BunnyButt,
Come on over and I'll serve you Bloody Marys.

Woot, TT! Will you be wearing your maid uniform?

Of course BunnyButt, unless you want me to wear something else.

Aside from the strip, she pretty much pulls that hippy look off (the whole malnourished vegetarian look, scraggly hair, etc...). She actually looks like she has BO in that picture.

How that director didn't make her grow that bush out is beyond me.

I hate work. All this talk about alcohol is making me hate work even more than I already do.

TT can you conjure me up a Maragarita? (In heels of course). It's been a long day!

Of course MrsP. I'll wear my highest heels for you. Is that all you want me wearing?

How have you been, haven't seen you in a while?

I think if 100 internet commenters can figure out that her bush is an anachronism in this particular movie, then the entire crew probably could too. Did any of you think maybe they don't actually show her fully nude in the movie? Just because we can see everything in these pics doesn't mean that's where the film cameras are pointing.

If the camera is not showing bush, why would she not be wearing any bottoms?

"The only reason black guys are in porn is" so that girls don't have to put on their glasses when watching it.

Good point TS.

Ok, I'm back. Drinks all around on.....TT. You can afford it, right? No? Yes? No? Yes? No?

YES???

Gee, thanks. Now, I have to see if I can find a hypnotist who can make me forget I ever saw that. At least, I'm not Jude Law who used to see that regular... Might explain a few things.

why is her twat all dangly like that?

Hell yes, FRIST.
Drinks all around.............. on me.

Maybe the bush will be digitally enhanced? That would be a first.

I've racked my feeble brain til I can't sleep at night...what the hell does NSFW stand for? Not Sienna...Forget Waxing???

I'll take a double shot of Cazadores, no lime or salt. If you don't mind me inviting myself that is.

Not Suitable For Work perhaps? I don't know.

Not Suitable For Work
Not Suitable For Wanking
Not Sure For Why
No Shit Fornicating Wannabes

OK I can take a hint...

Am I the only one who doesn't think she's that skinny? I mean, she's thin, but she has some flesh on her thighs and such.

Um you are right TS, oh, and BunnyButt brought that up in comment #84

"Maybe they'll do CGI public hair in post-production..."

heheheehehe BunnyButt

No TS, everyone is invited. We can all get drunk and play naked twister.

She's definitely not unhealthy or anything. She looks fine to me.

Party at TT's!!!! It's a bit of a hike from my place, but WTF?

Cool, I feel like one of the gang now. Can I follow that shot up with The Glenlivet on the rocks please? I am turning into my dad. Not sure that's a good thing or a bad thing.

BunnyButt,
You just know it'll be worth the trip. I throw one kick-ass party.

:-o

number 67, who's to say ANY chick would want you, thin or fat?

TS,
Whatever you like.

P.S.
Glenlivet is what I put in the bong instead of water.

119, when 67 says he'd fuck a skinny chick before a fat chick, he really means he'd use his right hand before his left hand.

LOL BunnyButt

When I want some "strange" I use my left hand.

that's kinda what I figured too 121.

Me too. Then I drink the bongscotch afterward.

Ewwwww, that's gross. I remember the smell of old bongwater, especially after you accidentally knock it over onto the carpet.

Ok, let's play naked twister now.

Good times.....

I enjoyed your speech. You know Bush and Kerry, Obama and Hilary Clinton, every politician on every side, are all fucking commie hippies, though, don't you? There has never, ever been a conservative Christian president. They only pretend that they are to make Christians look bad, because they are ANTICHRIST HIPPIES.

The first rule of the Antichrist hippie: "Divide the Christians." So they take over the church and start pedophilia rings. No real priest can get a job. Then they start a war and blame it on Jesus. Then Bill Maher or Jon Stewart, who are ON THE SAME SIDE as these hippies, say "We should get rid of religion." And people applaud! People are so easy to fool, that they have been tricked by New Age piece of shit hippies who pretend to be Christian!

Their motto is right out of Scarface: "First you get the money, then you get the power. When you get the power, then you get the woman." Except substitute "little boys" for women and you will understand the vile nature of the aging hippie.

This little boy Sienna here has a vagina. Congratulations. Am I supposed to drool now? It's not hard to get attention if you're going to show your cunt lips.
Porn stars do it all the time.

Left hand....red dot
Right foot....blue dot

Hey, who has a hand on my ass?

That's not a hand, sweetie.

TT, isn't it a little, well, sacrilegious to taint Glenlivet this way? Or are you trying to spice up some bargain basement weed? ;)

(BTW, I looked sacrilegious up in the dictionary to make sure I spelled it right. Don't want any more public/pubic mix ups. Not that the comparison between sacrilege and pubic hair really makes sense...)

104. Me - October 9, 2007 4:56 PM

why is her twat all dangly like that?
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It's not ur just gay

Actually that chick pretty much has about the ideal body for me. But then I'm tall and incredibly lanky, and it's hard to find girls skinnier than I am, haha

Just kidding. I couldn't waste good scotch like that for one. And for two scotch gives you bad enough dangman without filtering chronic smoke through it first.

#126 - "There has never, ever been a conservative Christian president." True, but that's just because presidents can be removed when they show clear signs of mental incompetence.

Ok let's go to the new Britney post now and make fun of her for a while.

I hear they have a kilo of blow over there.

TS: Haven't you ever seen a movie where a chick is bottomless and they don't show her snatch? Maybe they show her ass or hips or whatever. Tons of movies avoid full-frontal. I'm not complaining about these shots though. I prefer it the way she has it, although I am at work right now so by "the way she has it" I mean "all blurry and junk."

i love that this chick said you know what pay me and Ill do it!! some more shots for us in the future? you bet!!! just the start......

http://www.spymac.com/details/?2277567

This is obscene!

Everyone knows hippies don't shave.

She looks like shit. I need a MIB memory eraser thingy...

=)

What perky cute little boobies.. Hippy movie? She needs a fur bikini! That trimmed bush will not do.. C'mon? THINK! It should be so full of nasty matted hair that you shouldn't be able to tell if it's a chick or a dude!

Damn, I guess the days of chicks having a soft curly bush are just in our memories. A shame, I've always been old fashioned so this new trend of looking prepubescent really doesn't to much for me, and all the stupid shapes (landing strip? hilter? gimme a break) just look retarded. They could have at least gone authentic for a movie about naked hippies.

Still, this pictures give me a nice tickle in my pickle.

Don't be so sure about that, 139 ...

Someone tell me why this chick is famous? Oh right, she was married to that english guy from the movie closer who's name i couldn't care less to know. Thats right.

you guys are all fucking retarded, sitting behind your computers... eating doritos... you're probably all fatasses. This woman is beautiful and you are gay.

do you think Sienna Miller will be the first actress EVER to be criticized for NOT having a hairy crotch ?

PornKing approves. PornKing doesn't know when it became fashionable to refer to any woman who is in shape without DD breasts as having a "13-yr old boy" body, but he thinks that's dumb. If you're used to looking at fatties or fake tits all day long, then this probably looks like a 13-yr old boy to you.

OMG, thank you so much, she is amazing. But in all the 60's and 70's pornos I've seen the chicks have 10 times her pubes. Prolly why the hippies all died out...

what body and size of boobs do you actually like?
do you people really like women or what?

fake tits are bad
small tits = no tits = bad
big tits usually means they are not skinny so you deem them fat
or big tits means they aren't perky so you call big tits saggy
almost every kind without a bra you call saggy
but if they are squashed into a dress or corset you ask why they are squashing their tits into a dress ?
oh and big tits usually = accusations of fake tits

skinny people are anorexic or on drugs
non skinny people are fat
people from certain races etc have huge asses which you don't like
people from other races etc have non-big asses which you call flat

you tell pale people to get a tan (when this is sometimes impossible, eg lindsay lohan a redhead who will NOT be able to tan, ever) but when people wear fake tan instead of ruining their skin with the sun you make fun of them for being 'orange' or it wearing off and claim you like natural better....
You blast people for 'tacky' tan lines but also for sunbathing nude.

weirdos. Make up your mind.

She looks fine. She's far from being skinny ... much more appealing than the usual north american woman. Since I'm playing fair I'm only using PC words like decent, usual, chubby ... not like fat

sleeps her way to the top so she can be naked in crappy movies....good job Sienna

Don't hate on naked Sienna, for most of you guys here, this is the closest you'll ever get to a naked woman.

She has no discernable shape. No waist, no hips and definitely suffering from a severe case of "nasatall" disease. Slender is fine, but shapeless is not. But then again, she is playing a hippie so I don't think they were concerned about muscle tone or building a sleek and shapely physique. As for the lack of pubes, it's all been said. I would like to believe that they'll do a CGI bush in editing. We use it for everything else, why not virtual muffs.

Anyone thinking of doing that must be a pedafile

Fuck you assholes. You'd all be lucky to get a girl 1/4th as hot as this.

Go jerk off to Rosanne Barr.

I'm pretty positive they will put the hair in later but lmao at #149.

#151 anyone thinking of doing what? And while you're at it can you please tell me what the fuck a PEDAfile is. Is it some new sort of way to organise things?

#150 Nasatall? I don't get that joke, please enlighten me.
As to her shape, well she can't do much about not having big hips..the way she is built. As for her weight, she was skinnier and they made her put on weight. Hippies are generally skinny though aren't they? (the young female ones anyway)

gross she's got a really long vagine. nipples are way too big for those awkward little boobies. fyi, not hot.

142 and 146 hit the nail on the head, i'd love to know what real life is like for these mongoloids that leave comments about how terrible she is

142, dipshit, you're sitting behind your computer reading these comments. Go get a life fatass.

Isn't she dating both Matthew Rhys and Rhys Ifans right now? If I'm constantly in the nude, may I date them too?

shouldn't she have grown out her vajayjay for this role? everyone knows that hippies are hairy. couldn't they give her a merkin or something?

Reminds me of something I said last night at the Red Lobster, "I'll take the red snapper, please."

OH hells yes. Good find, don't care what you haters say Sienna Miller is smoking and her body is straight. Nice big nipples make up for her small tits and thank gawd she didn't pull that hairy bush crap; the hippies don't shave cuz they want to hide their smelly holes.

PS: Mission Control we got coochie lips!

"Anyone thinking of doing that must be a pedafile"

NO but if you're used to banging Big Mac eating fat hags who weigh 160 lbs or more then yes, Sienna won't look fully marinated to you. She's about 5-3, 110 lbs which is sleek and tight.

PS: Sienna needs a spanking!

so wonderfulllllllll :P!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

deddog I'm sort of amused that you said my post AND #142 hit the nail on the head because I happen to think #142 sounds like a complete fucking retard who had a really bad attempt at insulting people.

Also my comment was just to anyone who posts on this site in general, not necessarily the people on this page.
I know this place is for making fun of celebs but I genuinely wonder whos body is acceptable because there seems to be such an impossible standard

she does that like every 2 weeks...itz a blase..

I agree with everyone about the lack of authenticity and the movie's discontinuity. I think her body looks fine though. Like, I wouldn't mind staring at it. Small cup boobs are better because they don't sag when women get older. I have C-cups and they won't look perky! I'm still young too!

I don't know...what's better big boobs that aren't "up there" or small boobs that don't sag?

her ass is flat and she has a lazy looking body

#146
We don't like anyone or anything, period.

#153
Nasatall means "no ass at all"
Which is true in this case.

@#16: costamar - October 9, 2007 1:27 PM

"That's as nude as it gets. You can even see her pussy lips on some of them pics."
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Mmmm . . . nope . . . not quite as nude as it gets; check out the link in blue . . .

this hippie shit that theyre trying to bring back just doesnt work. its one of those time periods that never repeats itself again... so anyone going for the 'retro' look today just looks like an idiot.
imagine if in the 1960's people would dress like1920's-30's. it didnt happen. SO, why are people dressing TODAY like 40 years back?? fools!

"Go jerk off to Rosanne Barr."

Again?! I think 3 times a day is enough. I'll do it again tomorrow though.

129, you idiot, I am a woman

Maybe because all the clothing designs possible have been done.
The only thing left is the pathetic shit on the front page just now, Posh Spice dressing up like a robot and wearing feathers. Funnily enough we've actually already seen THAT before, just not much... wonder why...

They'll never show HER labia (yes, the external genitalia of a woman is called a LABIA, not a vagina) in the movie. They'll probably show her from afar where you can't really make it out, then show a zoom of her bush double. Prove me wrong though, Big Time Movie Studio, and it may set a new standard for full frontal nudity for females.

She may be a plain jane and not the hottest on the earth, but all you complaining about her “droopy pussy” (AYKM?!?!), etc., would be thrilled to tap that sweet little body!!!

@#173: jeeves - October 10, 2007 12:24 PM

"They'll never show HER labia (yes, the external genitalia of a woman is called a LABIA, not a vagina) in the movie."

Link in blue to unauthorized pic from movie. I think they're showing just a little bit more than just her labia . . .

What? Even the girls don't know that a pussy isn't just a hole in the body?! It's soooooo much more...mmmmmm...

Jeeves, sorry to one up you on femaie anatomy but the external female genitalia is known in the medical world as a vulva, of which the inner and outer labia are part of along with that sweet little button we all know as a clitoris and it's corresponding clitoral hood. I've got to say though... Ms. Miller's vulva is quite profound. Deliciously profound I might add. A girlfriend I had back in my 20's once referred to this as an "outty" as opposed to Britney's which could be called an "inny". Kind of like bellybuttons you know.

Not to toot my own horn but personally I've been with more women than I can count on both fingers and toes, and the ones who were always 'ready to go' at a moments notice were typically the one's with the outtys. The ones with the innys seemed to be a tiny bit more frigid, not noticable unless you've been with enough women to notice a pattern.

LADIES!. Let's take a poll on this forum. What type of hoo-ha do you have? An inny or an outty? BTW real men like outtys so don't hide it, divide it.

JEEVES.
This post by the Fish was NOT an invitation for you to come here and act disgusting.
If you want to wank and fantasise and call vaginas delicious then please for the love of god just say it in your head or at least don't put so much detail into your posts on here.
Have you not got anything better to do? What about websites with erotic stories? You could even submit some yourself! sorted!

As for the bush talk, it doesn't make sense to have it the way she has it. Cos if her bush was in full bloom she could pretty much hide all her.....crotchal area detail. Surely she would prefer to show less rather than more?

@177

Who the hell do you think you are to regulate what is commented on on this forum? The fish puts up pictures of a naked woman and we need to keep it to a level of 'not disgusting'. Fuck you, you prude bastard. If you don't like what is said here then don't come here. If the Fish didn't like what was said, then he would not allow postings to contain profanity. It's called free speech, read the first amendment you prude puritan moron.

@ #178: You are just so wrong! 177 was trying to keep things clean and here you go rudely insulting 177 for being a good and decent poster with standards!

Now, I expect you to click the blue link I have provided, go to my auxilliary site and learn some manners! There, you will find excellent material to guide you in the long struggle you will have to make to become a decent member of society. Please leave a comment after you have reviewed the material and only after you have reviewed the material. You will find yourself refreshed, in a better frame of mind, and much more able to help both yourself and other posters with their unacknowledged quest for decency.

Thank you,

The Fish

Thanks 178. I certainly agree.
That's half the fun of coming to sites like these; being able to say whatever the hell you want.

As for the pictures though.... I really don't see the appeal. It's about as interesting as a sack of flour. And that's not very interesting at all.

Unless there's something you can do with a sack of flour that I'm not coming up with.

By the way #174. That was a cruel, cruel joke. I was foolish enough to click on that link and just about choked to death on my own vomit.

Well done.

179...

you bastard...

I think I'm puking up blood now.

well, i must say, this has been the funniest postings ive read in a while!!!

I'm not sure she should have her bar vag in that murky ass water.

Like you guys have a perfect body ¬¬
She looks awesome, I think her body is great, a woman that is too toned is unfeminine!
She doesn't look like a 13 year old boy!C'mon...her boobs are normal size!
She looks healthy and feminine.

I just think that the men that are criticizing her, are just a bunch of fat guys full of pimples because they can't help toutching themselves, and the women that are criticizing her as well, must be fat hos that can't have a single boyfriend because they're so annoying...buch of envious people everything is never good enough...

Heh. If she were a REAL hippie, she wouldn't have shaved her pubes.

You're so correct Mrs. Melons.

#178 No one on here is being a prude. Some of you just REALLY need to get laid. Trust me it will be more fun than just talking about sex on a celebrity blog.
Anyone who goes into that much detail on a light hearted website has got a lot of misplaced horniness.
You can also shove your 'free speech' phrase up your arse, it might help with the abovementioned horniness

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she's definitely cute. would probably be the second, maybe third hottest girl that i slept with this year. however, i have, ofcourse, not slept with her. more's the pity...

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