Oct 25 2007Scarlett Johansson wins creepiest girlfriend award

nice. Always wanted a gold tooth. How long before it ends up on Ebay???????

Uh yeah, that's a little weird......

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Yes but with those tits I'd let her get away with a lot of creepiness.

I've always loved strap-less gowns, I think they look sexy.

That's almost Angelina Jolie creepy. Well, Scarlett still has looks, money, and talent. I suppose taste would have been too too much to ask for.

trying to be funny. shes WAY overratted. ryan can do better.

She is an overrated actress and a pretentious know-it-all. Yeah, I needed a 20-year-old who wears designer clothes and lives better than I could probably ever dream to tell me how to vote.

ryan can do better?? Who the hell is RYAN?? Dude stepped up in class way above his normal company here, uhuh. That tooth will be all he has to remember what it was like being associated with an A-lister soon. Back to the M(olar) list for Ryan.

To me, she'll always be Birdy, the piano-playing kid in 'The Man Who Wasn't There' who tried to give Billy Bob a hummer. What the hell was THAT about?

This girl was fine, sexy and had good looks and all. But simply was and still is too young to take the right and proper descissions. She let others fix them!!
I still think this wasn't and isn't the right descission to mean something to this world!!

She's hot. What was the story about?

My god is she average looking.

It's a Jewish tradition that started in Buchenwald. And by tradition, I mean that SS guards would extract your gold teeth so that they wouldn't get in the way of breathing in the Zyklon-B.

Uhh....

Creepy as fuck.

She kinda looks like that Posh Spice Victoria Beckham thing.

sure its weird, but i like weird girls. however, weird girls are NEVER that sexy. jeeeezus h christ in a can she is sooo gorgeous!

Boyfriend & girlfriend...yeh right. She's a lezbo and he's gay. I wouldn't be surprised if her girlfriend was Jessica Biehl.

I don't think the gold tooth thing is all that creepy. It's oddly unique maybe, but not creepy. In any event she is a gorgeous woman. The other good thing she supposedly parties like a rock star but has the class to keep it somewhat underwraps. That Ryan guy is a lucky SOB. Happy birthday asshole.

I'd rather have a rubber mold of her vagina or a picture of her tits but hey a tooth's better than nothing. At least you could jack off while stabbing yourself in the cock with it and and saying, 'Ouch Scarlett damn it I said no biting'. In fact if you're going to be using your imagination anyway I guess it doesn't even have to be Scarlett's tooth, now where does my mother keep her false teeth ?

#15 -

My penis disagrees with you. It says, Scarlett is hot and Posh looks like an experiment gone horribly wrong. Admittedly, he's not much of a conversationalist, but he has gotten me this far in life.

Too bad Copperfield couldn't have raped Scarlett. Maybe in the future.

She meant to give him her pussy lined in gold, not her tooth. Unfortunately, the gold-dipper inspected the wrong gums.

Just take whatever falls off or out of her body and consider it a gift. 20 years from now we can start growing a few more Scarlett's from the DNA in that toof.

That's nasty ! why doesn't she just dip a used tampon in gold and give it to him !

that must be one big toof, cus her jaw is friggin ginormous.

She should have given him the special boxed DVD set with all the episodes of "Flipper."

@26 Veggi - I would rather get Gental Ben

She bronzes her tampons.
EEL! That's nasty. SORRY!

I'm not going to be the one to ask TT who he gave his gold-plated schlong to.

For her birthday he should give her a box of Cherokee hair tampons.

worst. jrz. trolling. ever.

I hope this creepy bitch never gets a mastectomy.

26, 27, 28- quit talking to yourself fucktard.

went to hit the picture of her "here's my-head-can-spin-completely-around" picture and Yack!! my eyes!

For fuck's sake, do we need 30mega-pixel close-ups (of anybody)?? Zoom in any closer and we'll be able to see her DNA.

Oh, and she has nice tits. More close-ups of those.

What a coincidence -- I just got all 4 of my wisdom teeth out this Tuesday. And it hurts like a bitch (but that's because I'm not on any pain medication).

this is actually kind of a trend among young hip people today. maybe "trend' is too strong of a word, but it's not uncommon. i know several people who have done this and given the gold-dipped teeth to their best friends to wear. it sounds weird and maybe it's still creepy, but scarlett didn't invent it.

#20, Thanks for catching me. I keep forgetting to switch back to penisthink. Okay, well I slapped it around a couple of times and now my penis thinks Scarlett should change her hair from Posh's hairdo so he won't mistake Scarlett for Posh again in the future. Don't worry, my penis doesn't talk much between thoughts either, except whenever he thinks that frighteningly plastic Posh Beckham blowup doll is near.

#37 - Happy we could help.

Dumbest present EVER

She should dip her boobs in gold. Now that's what i call a good present ......MMMMMM !!!!.... Golden Hooters .

I don't think it's all that weird, but I guess my opinion is skewed. I had to have four molars pulled, and I had them made into charms to hang from a bracelet ... along with a couple of small sharks teeth ... and a chunk of metal extracted from a foot injury. Oh, shit. I'm freak. Time to sign me up for therapy.

That's not creepy, I made a necklace out of my wisdom teeth and they weren't even dipped in gold. Besides, people have shark tooth necklaces, and bear claws...how is this any different...this is just the tooth from a really really really hot actress. really really really

He's just lucky she didn't get a hysterectomy!

Piggie! Piggie!! Piggie!!! When will America break out of its slumber on this girl?!!

she is super hot, and there is word of a sextape!

http://www.spymac.com/details/?2285189

Yeah it's almost as creepy as not talking to a person for months and then finding out they've taken over your favourite website, huh? How romantic.

At least she didn't cut off her ear. Ooooo... Who's creeped out now?

yea right there is no sextape! I would know.

@30 LOL that was one underrated SNL skit.

What would have made it super hot is if Scarlett had ripped her teeth out herself with nothing more than Jack Daniels for the pain.

what is this chick's ethnic background? She aint in the least hot. Kinda ugly is the kisser.

Something about her makes her ugly at certain angles. She bugs me.

@50,

I will solve this conundrum of a mystery for you, as it was revealed to me on another superfish forum yesterday. The reason she is kind of ugly, yet so hyped up by the media and hollywood moguls is that she's a ....(see surprise answer below)

Yeah, I kept getting mixed feelings about her from my various body parts:

Ears: "They say she's pretty hot & seems to be in a bunch of movies, is chased after by the hollywood elite, paperazi etc."

Eyes: "Well she seems to have a decent body & blonde hair, nice tits...eyes are kind of beady though....hmmm"

Nose: "Dude, you'll never get close enough"

Dick: "I'd fuck her"

Brain: "Something not quite right about her, maybe her nose?"
Brain: "Gotta be her smile, makes her look like a horse"
Brain: "Remember the beady eyes?"
Brain: "Just found out she's jewish, that explains it!"

@51,

See #52 for the answer

She feels that all her expendable body parts are wear worthy; hair, nails, old pieces of skin, teeth and any guy would give his nuts to have it on a string.

Mark my words, she'll probably get a star on the walk of fame with her tit prints on the cement.

One of the ruling caste's own little fat nasty pigs. This why we are told to believe this average cow is soooooooooooo beautiful. Like sarah silverman is funny too I guess. yeah that bitch is soooo clever.
Is there a channel with only white people on it? you know, gentiles, the real Americana? Guten tag

Still one step below the blood vial necklaces of thorton/jolie fame, but I guess Scarlett has been lacking in making news recently.
Creep city.

natalie portman is a prettier jew i think.

55 -
you are mad because these people are more successful than you. they have so much money and power and intelligence don't they?
you hate them, all of their nobel prizes, phds, e = mc^2. seinfeld wasn't that clever, was it?
what can you do about it??
you hate them because they are smarter and happier...
maybe you can start a group with other slow white people that are also jealous and crazy..
later you can take care of the gypsies blacks and gays

Hey! Let's leave the gypsies out of this!!

If she was a REALLY good girlfriend, she would have given Ryan the Vicodin her Dentist prescribed instead of her wisdom tooth!

Scarlett peaked in Lost in Translation. The puffy-lipped look is SOOOOOOOOOO played out. I suggest Marcia Brady thin-lips become the new look (no - NOT joking)

Has anyone noticed Bore-lettis TRYING (not succeeding) at being a Gwen Stefani maxi-me?! She's just boring, and trying to do the brainy-Reese-thing, and it's NOT working for either of them. Bring us some GOOD STARS...please?!

There is just something so unhygenic about her. I can't remember who said it on this site but it was something like: "She just looks like someone who doesn't wipe their ass properly." That coupled with her undeserved celebration and arrogant 'tude are what make her so unappealing.

Gee honey, thanks for the biohazard!

Yechh...her titties have stretch marks.

omfg .. wtf... who wants to wear a tooth around their neck? i mean damn.. celebrities are crazy

#58, Hitler was the bastard son of a Rothschild and worked for the Jews. World War II was just a staged event to gain sympathy for the Jews, and to provide an excuse for creating the state of Israel. It would never have happened unless they made it seem necessary. You don't think they'd sacrifice some of their own so that the master plan could be accomplished?

Jews have controlled banking since the French Revolution. They control ALL the money. So, let me ask you, how do you think Hitler went from being a starving artist to this all-powerful Oberfuhrer with the biggest army in the world? Hasn't that rags-to-riches story ever struck you as being just a little fishy? The sad part is that the German people went along with this hoax.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway...

In other news:

Scarlett, still creepy & gross.

@ 36, in no fucking way is this trendy among young people. here, i shit in a paper bag. happy birthday guy i'm boning! what a bitch. i hope he gets her a dead kitten in a box for christmas.

are you fucking kidding me? i can explain that,,,and that goes for all women,,,,the mentality is, they think whats between their legs is all the gift a guy needs, so theirs very little effort put on gifts,,,i defy any man to state a nice gift they receive from a girl friend or wife...

oh what the fuck ever #68. it depends on the woman and how much she actually pays attention to her man. i always buy thoughtful gifts for my man. tell me a $150 leather jacket isn't a nice gift!

Firstly, where do all of these people get the idea that white people (ahem, non-JEWISH white people) should be running America? Who said it belongs to anyone? White people stole it from the Indians, so that's the first reason you all are completely retarded. Who the fuck died and said white Christians should rule all?

Second, if the Jews are such a sneaky ruling race, then wow, you must all be pretty fucking stupid and unclever and unpowerful to let them run you. If you're so smart, go do something about it. It's like, oh waahhhh, mommy, I lost at chess. Well you idiot, you lost because your opponent was BETTER THAN YOU. So if you're not in control of the money and politics, what does that say about you? If you're not smart enough to gain control, then you don't deserve it. Period. You don't deserve to run America by default. The logic these fucktards use is so cunty. If you take a look at these boo-hooing posters, you will see why they don't control anything. That's the second reason you're retarded.

To the poor demented person who wrote about the Holocaust being a hoax..meh, I don't have the energy to fight with mental midgits today. But yeah, I'm sure the most documented event in history sure was a hoax, and those starving emaciated people who are also seen piled in mass bony graves and being burned, tortured and shot all did it so they could go HAHAHA ALL YOU NON JEWS, THE JOKE'S ON YOU WE DID THIS TO GAIN POWER. I mean, it was clearly faked. We all know the special effects in those days were superb. That's the third reason you're retarded.

Pretty much, the fourth reason many of you are retarded is because you're a product of your parents, who also happen to be siblings and second cousins. But that's a story for another day.

If you don't like Jews, you can kiss my ass, and I'll take back my e=mc^2 you snivelling shit. Along with half of the other crap you use and enjoy in your everyday life. Go die. Alone. In a bitter, dark alley somewhere.

Signed, a Jew who controls you

***Spelling mistakes, woohoo!

*Midget
*Sniveling

P.S. Check out the link, it might really help some of you!

lol, you can keep your e=mc^2 and i'll take back my pet rock, thank you!

Much better creepy than clingy and boring like Jessica Alba.

I am:
32B-24-34
132 IQ last time I checked
Curly long hair
Always gets picked up in a bar when not going with a guy, even when trying to avoid attention
Has been asked to model for lingerie and bikinis
Asian, though. Is that a problem for you?

I'm no lesbian, but I loved your comment enough that even if you're female, I'm willing to try it out.

it is so weird how good she looks in a low-cut dress and full make-up, but then looks completely dumpy and average when just out and about

#63 Are you human? Most people have stretch marks in one place or another.

@70 Now that is good burn! Great great retort. Catching the spelling errors before the hoard, better yet. #70 apologies in advance for what I'm certain are misspellings but I know you catch my drift. Mazzle mazzle.

And everybody thought Jolie was weird with her blood viles around her neck. :D

i would like that, if a girl did that for me

Are you kidding me? This girl is butt ugly. She's overweight, overrated and just plain ridiculous. She could never touch the real beauty of Hollywood. Sorry Scarlett, you'll always be miss oink oink to me.

oh-ver-rated

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haha You sure subscribe to some fantastic bullshit. Also I heard that Lincoln was a Rothschild. What about Bush? ahhh ok.
War is big $$$$$$. The bankers and industrialists set Germany up. But the krauts gave them a shock and wage war VERY VERY well and had them shitting themselves. And NO jews were not sacrificed to idiot. That was a nazi thing moron. The Russian winter destroyed them. If they had gained the Ural oil fields WE would have sued for peace. Germany won WW1 until we had to save the sissy Brits (who also lost WW2).
I am not jealous of hook nosed jews. Do not mindlessly confuse disgust with jealousy. I am proud of my heritage. Why would I want be what I am not???
Seinfeld was idiotic with a raucous laugh track and loud annoying middle aged jews acting like cheap assholes. This is entertaining?
Curb your Enthusiasm is the worst show i have ever seen. I like how Larry DAvid goes around wearing black, ha ha . I am a rich, cheap, petty asshole worth $450 million as he lets us all know.
How is it fair that one man is worth half a billion for writing an immature show ????
Anyway on and on Suck mo betta jewish dick, losers.
To the rest of you ... throw off the thrall and make this country what is was intended to be...

those were some really dedicated actors who posed for those pics at the concentration camps , huh?
i am not jewish and i love seinfeld and curb your enthusiasm. apparently i am not the only one cause word on the street is that they are both popular shows for people with higher education.
my doctor is a jew and has a cute button nose, like goldie hawn.

where do people who hate the jews live?
and where do you get your info from?
it isn't in history books, in school etc..
your drunken german grandfather?
why do you believe him?
i've never met a jew i didn't like.
i thought the whole anti-semite thing was a myth, i actually hadn't met people that hated them. but i guess there are people that hate them and judge all of them before knowing them.
good job anti-semites, now you make me feel sorry for the jews and want to stick up for them. i wouldn't have felt bad for them before... the holocaust is over and all, and most of them are doing well, but now that i know there are people that hate them like you... i feel sorry for them. and wow, look how far they've made it.. despite people hating them. i guess people that really hate them aren't very high up on the economic food chain. maybe you're just not that smart?

if she was someone i knew, i would think she is pretty and kinda of unusual looking. but because she is famous and supposed to be ultra hot, i don't think she is that great and her head is kinda of large ( literally).

...and northern europe and Anglos rule the earth. sorry

Aryan peoples lost the country? Um Bush and Clinton are not white? 200 million folk here are white. Dumbass, wishful thinking. Just like in South Africa and the Alamo, it only take a few of us to rule.

cow considered attractive? she is fat and not even pretty

This is a Jew-bilee

They don't let most people keep their teeth, they're considered "biohazard" and have to be disposed of once removed from the mouth.

I'm shocked this was allowed, for her, if it is in fact real.

But maybe she flashed the dentist in order from him to "look the other way". And then flashed the jeweler to dip the tooth in gold. Then flashed Ryan to make him to think she was a total weirdo....

I like how she said of that child molester Woody Allen "I would hem that man's pants". what does that mean? Man he must have big contacts in da buz for her to suck up like that.

i like her very much, she is so beautiful and special, but someone say that she has a account on sugarcupid.com, i just can not believe it.

Scarleett Is Wanting Me So Bad ,She'd do anything to Date Me...Love me and or Marry me...............

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But How Would And What Would Jessica Simpson say About That..............

Scarleett Is Wanting Me So Bad ,She'd do anything to Date Me...Love me and or Marry me...............

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But How Would And What Would Jessica Simpson say About That..............

Am i the only one thinking this is really unique and orignial present?!

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