Oct 3 2007Sarah Jessica Parker is classically beautiful (i.e. ugly)

The dress doesn't fit.

FIRST!!!!

WHO GIVES A RAT'S ASS ANYWAY??

She's ugly.

god, she's so ugly... someone give this girl britney's number! she needs to fatten up QUICK

I just puked up my breakfast burrito... jesus it's wedding of the dead.

Yeah, that dress is fugly. As are all her clothes on that show. For the 4 years (or whatever it is) that show was on, she paraded around in one ugly-ass outfit after another, and occasionally wearing an ugly-ass hat and/or ugly-ass piece of jewelry. Her face (which isn't horrible to me; so she's not Heidi Klum, big fucking deal) is the least objectionable thing about her appearance on that show. And I'd like to have her abs.

Yeah, that's disgusting!

Why is Dog Chapman wearing a wedding dress!?!..AND he's lost so much weight!!!!!!!!! ..Seriously, what is he doing?

Thanks for ruining the movie?
But I'll agree... she looks pretty heinous.

is that dress supposed to look like that?? it really does look AWFUL!!

Her boobs look like two empty tube socks.

Can you imagine this shitty excuse for a movie? If there is a hell for me it envolves sitting through it at least once.

Why would you want to look like you just got out of a concentration camp?

she can do no wrong.

Well she's not quite Frankenstein but the girl needs some bangs or something to soften up her long face. And umm, the dress is FUGLY and doesn't fit. At all.

Sorry but I think she's pretty cute...100 times better than Hep C Anderson anyday of the week.

i'm so over this shit

@16

so how long have you been a necrophiliac?

Sara for the love of god, EATTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The top is way too small for her, in fact its huuuuuuuuuuge. Her boobs look bloody horrible.

Aw what a pretty horse.

#16 was telling me how he asked his necrophiliac friend what happened to the girl he was seeing. The friend replied "oh, she split on me."

SJP- Skanky Jewish Princess

At least she got the color of the feathers in her veil to match all the gross veins in her arms....and for all the money she has can't she just get rid of that stupid mole or whatever it is on her face????

she looks like a drag queen. I must say I never liked her show and thought it was a pretty dumbass show to begin with. Now that she looks older she looks like a has-been drag queen that real drag queens would be embarrassed about. And she also looks like a horse.

Poor Chris Noth.

New York - The nuptials of Mr. Big, billionare businessman, and Carrie Bradshaw, girl-about-town sex columnist, was held this weekend at St. Patrick's Cathedral. Ms. Bradshaw, who is keeping her name, wore a vintage gown which had origininally been worn by Elizabeth Taylor during her 1950's era first marriage, which Ms. Bradshaw previously purchased at a Sotheby's auction. Unfortunately, she forgot her padded bra for the ceremony. Best gal pal Samantha Jones took her aside and said "Honey, you've just got to stuff 'em like they're Double D's!" Miranda Hobbs, Ms. Jones and third sidekick Charlotte York then took off their panties and stuffed Ms. Bradshaw's dress so at least she'd look a little 'filled out' for the reception. The happy couple honeymooned in Las Vegas, where Mr. Big was spotted weeping uncontrollably and muttering the word "tits".

Fish, you are sinking to new lows. This is the best you can get today? WOW. Been a slow couple of weeks, hasn't it? Need to find some new blood for the page that people actually want to make fun of.

She's such a pretty pony, clippity clop, clippity clop
she's such a pretty pony, clippity clop, clop, clop....

my daughter's rocking horse sings that and it's all i can think of whenever I see this ugly slut.

superfish - it's one thing to think she's ugly, but you actually seem to hate her for not being your idea of beautiful. you're a bit fucked up about women in general. and before anyone says it yes i KNOW this is a celebrity scorning site but he's never this vicious about men's appearances

Any wedding dress in the world cannot help the fact that Sara is still paperbag ugly... Right up there with Gilbert Godfrey!!!

they all look so old, this movie is gonna suck

#8 CLASSIC!!! Good one.

Her face looks like feet, and those pancakeous boobs are revolting.

#30- Yeah, let's dog out some ugly men, for a change!
Oh, wait- 99% of the men in the world ARE ugly.
But anyhoo, where's Carrot Top when ya need him?
He'd make ole Jess here look like Petra Nemcova.

They let horses get married and they won't let gay people. Imagine that!!!

Dante can now add another circle of Hell.....

I always liked Sarah Jessica for her down to earth personality and acting. She proves that anyone can be considered attractive by taking care of ones appearance. The wedding dress top looks too big on her and reminds me of Madonna's coned bra. There is no point in watching the movie since I already know she is marrying Mr. Big so I will wait until it comes on HBO or DVD.

I Love this site, I do, I read it for the articles and everything. But, lame as it makes me, I actually want to see this movie because I"m a girl with ovaries and that's what we do. We watch SATC and have anonymous sex. It's just science.

With that said, could you at least post SPOILER before you show us giant ass plot lines like Carrie getting married? I'm a little bummed now.

her dress is god awful. it's wrinkly, and i don't know what the hell the silver branch-thing is on her left tit, but it's out of place, and awkward.

also, with all the money in the world, why doesn't she get breast implants or something? SOMETHING to make them more alive-looking, rather than dried up prunes.

In picture #2 where she is bent over, her granny boobs only fill about a third of the dress. Looks like Madonna's bullet bra all grown up

It's so sad how horrifically unattractive she is, because the show made her seem like her character, Carrie, should be this knock out. and the thole time you think, well good for her, she's unattractive but getting all this attention - thats why it was so unrealistic. She just wouldn't. But, SJP is pretty damn cool despite her nasty appearance. So, sorry guys, she's not one to look at but girls think shes pretty cool, she makes us feel INFINITELY better about ourselves :)

#32: don't you worry, they will all the photoshopped to perfection.

Interesting to see what some of the celebrities really look like... there is not much left after the make-up is off and the special effects are deactivated.

So now we know that Charlotte's having a baby and Carrie's marrying Big. There really is no point in seeing it now. Spoiler alert would have been nice.

It's her internal bitch coming out on her face.
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i just threw up everywhere

pff she was rather nice in LA Story in her cycling short back in what...? 1973?

But now she has some wrid coathanger wire in her arms or some...

Though hands up! I admit... I agree snarks aside more Carrot Top please his ugly orange steroid shoulders now probably span the Hudson River at it's widest!?

Maybe it's part of a nightmare sequence. Carrie will be horrified by what she's wearing and will decide not to get married after all.

They Shoot Sarah Jessica Parker's, Don't They?

Thanks for ruining the movie asshole!

What I love about this is that they're trying to send out this destructive message to women. That, for the sake of their self-worth, they need to have a glorious wedding to a permatanned millionaire with a huge cock.

But the materialistic message doesn't work because SJP is the farthest thing possible from Audrey Hepburn or Grace Kelly -- women who really knew how to SELL the lie that you can Have it All. I'm sure women look at SJP in that wedding dress and just think, "Fuck, if a veil makes my nose look that big, I'll just stay single."

Did I mention that SJP is ugly? When the doctor has to take her temperature rectally, he sticks the thermometer in her mouth.

SJP, Madonna called. She wants her cones back.

Pic # 6.

No words needed.

There's gonna be a lot of FX needed to fill that dress...

yikes, everything about this is just wrong. i would expect better from pat field (and even from carrie bradshaw).

as for sjp, she's never exactly been beautiful (although she has her better moments), but to be fair, i think a large part of the criticism about her body is due to her age. it seems as though women of a certain age have essentially two choices--1) let it all go (which is what most regular women do) or 2) obsessively work out/diet/etc to keep it together, but "together" doesn't mean the same thing at 45 that it did at 25. stuff moves around, the body changes. if sjp didn't opt for option 2 (kind of scary/scrawny with weirdly defined muscles), she'd just be called fat and dumpy. you can't win.

Aaaackkk. Retina burn!
I need bleach for my eyes, send help.....

#51, Well said. Couldn't have said it better myself.

Nice bicep veins. Lay off the 'riods.

Where's TT? You need to rip that dress off her bony ass and rock that shit! Hell's yes! I bet Mr. Big would like you better too! ; )

Ever heard of the phrase spoiler alert, asshole?

maybe in the plot, she gets cancer and a flesh eating virus, and she's part of a matrimonial "make a wish" foundation.....maybe it's a dying dream sequence where she gets married...... maybe she's supposed to look awful...surely they wouldn't put that thing on tv for any other reason....

WoW.

Definitely isn´t the look I´ve always imagined for the "big" wedding...

I definitely agree that SJP is kinda fugly. But I love the show and her outfits. What's so wrong with this dress? It's definitely her character's style. And BTW, for those who don't want spoilers, I'm going to explain why the dress is kinda big: She's pregnant in the movie! Yup, saw it on Access Hollywood or whatever dumbass celeb-stalking show. They said that they had to stuff her dress. They went on to say that it may have been just a dream sequence. So who knows. I'm just going to wait for this movie on DVD.

Whoever gave the OK for this hag's face to ever be shown on TV needs to be shot and pissed on, then his/her family needs to be billed for the bullet, and maybe even shot too, for good measure. Is it cancer awareness month or something? I mean seriously, what kind of sick joker puts a poor, suffering cancer patient... what? you mean it's just a horse in a dress? time to send that pony to the glue factory...

Thanks for ruining the movie.

Thanks for the spoiler!

Give it a rest people! SJP is beautiful!!! Yes she is amazingly BEAUTIFUL!!!! And as for the dress GORGEOUS!!!

I've always thought she was a beast. There is a distinct difference between what women and men think constitutes a "pretty" woman. This chick is a woman's idea of pretty. To a dude, this is just one gnarly, snaggletoothed, horse-faced, too-skinny, beaker-nosed, wart-showing, ugly wildebeast. If she were not in the acting business, she would be the girl that every guy remembers as "that ugly chick" that he drunkenly hooked up with in college who, to this day, his old buddies still give him crap about.

What a horse. But I'll bet you this is just a dream sequence in the movie anyway. She'll probably wake up screaming and dump Big because she wants to keep acting like a selfish and horny 16-year-old.

I'm so tired of all this PC crap. First we have to hear about gay adoption. Then gay marriage. But I absolutely have to draw the line at horse-marriage. Any man that wants to dress up a horse in a wedding dress and...................oh........wait a minute............that's not a horse? Nevermind.

She's not conventionally pretty, but she's always (in my opinionn) made up for it with pretty hair and great clothes.

This, however, is the most hideous wedding dress and veil I have ever ever seen. I don't care that its her character.

#68 - Bravo.

The thing is, she needs to gain weight to look good. She's got to put on another, oh, 10 to 15 pounds to look like she did (which was great) five years ago.

SJP, the bluejay on your head called. It wants its plumage back.

OMG are you kidding me with that potato sack. OK, she's a good actress and can be funny but please, eat a tofu-burger or something. Ugly does not look good on skinny. Actually skinny don't look good on anyone, but that's for another post.

LEAVE SARAH ALOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!

You need porno tits for a dress like that.

39. santa is my dad -
I have ovaries, and I hated this show. BOR-RING.
I also get to have alot of sex. Not anonymous like you, you friggin slut. But I like to actually know and like the person or persons I decide to fuck. Jesus christ, you are what's wrong with women, with the world.

What the hell is wrong with you? Not all women like that show. Some of us have substance.

As an aside, some of us with substance stoop to posting on this site. So, I digress.

Hell is waking up next to that every morning and the projectile vomit that follows.

Hey thanks for the SPOILER ALERT, jerk!

so...you just ruined the movie

thanks asshole

@ 18. necrophilia means never having to say you're sorry.

Why are you always doggin' women on this site! Maybe SJP doesn't
want her chest filled with silicone baggies to please men-I don't think
she gives a flying f*%k what some lame ass poster to a celebrity
website thinks about her face, hair, nails, boobs, skin, legs, ect.
Frankly, I don't understand the point of this movie and I enjoyed
watching the show but I guess it's all about money so what's new.
Find some men to rag on why don't cha'.
You can start with Bruce Jenner!

Dear Superfical,

Good use of Latin abbreviations.

-Fumus

The dress is actually pretty (if it fit a little better) but WTF is with the green feather on the side of her head????

This is wrong on SO many levels. Why is this woman so famous when there are many, many attractive women out there. Did they just grab her off the street and throw her in a couture gown? I never saw what the suits behind her success saw in her, because she isn't the least bit attractive. And to put her in a cleavage type dress...I think I'm going blind. Oh, the inhumanity.

@39, I have ovaries, and they have no desire whatsoever to see this movie, with or without the rest of me. And my ovaries always thought this show was pointless and annoying. Personally, my ovaries prefer to have sex rather than watch people talking about it, especially these four ovary-transporters. And since women's ovaries determine all of their actions and thoughts (at least that's what my ovaries, which are typing this post, understand from your post), I have to go along with what my ovaries think since they obviously know better than my brain. If you have a problem with this post, please take it up with my ovaries since they are completely responsible for the content. The rest of me is just along for the ride.

And my ovaries just told me that's one of the ugliest dresses they've ever seen.

Night Of The Wedding Dead

Seriously, the guy's name is "MR BIG". If he hits that ass with any kind of gusto he'll be picking pieces of her pelvis out of his wang for a week and she'll have a distinct rattle for the rest of her life. Don't nick an artery on those hip bones MR BIG.

I can honestly say I've never watched this show and have no desire to see a movie based on it, yet even I could guess there would be some stupid, over-done wedding scene involved in this movie to make all the yentas out there happy, and that Mrs. Ed here would be the one to get married. Just making a point to all of you out there getting all miffed about there not being a Spoiler Alert with this post. It's like getting mad when someone leaks the fact that, "Hey, in this movie, there's gonna be gross, middle-aged, unrealistic sex scenes." Go read Gawker, losers. Let us make fun of this gross chick in peace.

On the positive side... If they ever remake Corpse Bride into a live action film they have a lead!

I was sooo excited to see the movie and now this ..... it just breaks my heart! The is the ugliest thing i have ever seen!!!! TAKE IT OFF NOW!!!!!!!!!

Her breasts are to small for that dress. Kinda weird.

@48

I really hope so. There's no other explanation!

I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth....

thanks a fucking lot for ruining the movie.

Oh, please, like you didn't expect this wedding in the movie.

My ovaries are so disgusted that people couldn't figure this out. My ovaries saw a total of three episodes of SATC during it's entire run and had it figured out just from all the online hype about the movie.

cant they film this on a closed set or something...i was looking forward to this movie, but with photos from the set being published every single day I feel like i have seen it already!!!

The costume designer and dressmaker should be shot.

Hi, I'm a guy and I don't give a damn about SJP. I do give a damn about women and their ovaries especially if it gets me sex with an ovarie overflowing babydoll. I was thinking like 18 years old. Certainly not SJP. She is a tranny.

To all the women that defend her, and luckily, you're getting thin on the ground these days --

Just being middle-aged and having the face of an antique waffle iron does not make you anti-Hollywood or genuine. SJP markets a perfume called "Covet." Yes, covet, as in one of the seven deadly sins. As in, she actually thinks you envy her. She is TAUNTING you, you morons!

Notice how none of these tart-tongued, fat, basement-dwelling meanies like myself are going after, say, Sally Field, or Madeleine Stowe, or whatever other aging actresses are out there. They are going after SJP because she is ( a ) Delusional ( b ) Greedy ( c ) Married to a faygeleh ( d ) Evil and promoting terrible slutty materialistic values ( e ) Only on T.V. because she's Jewish ( f ) Warty ( g ) Threw Christopher Reeve off her back and left him a paraplegic.

I agree that she is frightening on many, many levels. But why are you always slagging women and not men on this site? You never critisize men's appearances, are you gay or something?

Save Ferris.

If any chick bends over that way, her boobs are gonna look like that, unless they're freakishly fake and overly stuffed, then they look like bowling balls in a sock. The dress is fucking ugly AND it doesn't fit her. If that no-talent Patricia Field chick is dressing them for this movie, then that explains that. I could pull shit out a dumpster behind a truck stop that looks better than the crap that hag puts together. Seriously, SJP should sue Pat Field for defamation of character. And the makeup artist and hair people (for this movie) should be codefendants. SJP isn't conventionally beautiful, but she doesn't have to look THIS bad. It's pretty bad when the best-looking thing in a wedding photo is the giant bouquet you're holding.

And I just noticed that SJP has a fucking BIRD glued to the side of her head. Is that the latest wedding trend? Giant green birds stuck to your head? Pretty.

Seriously, Texas Tranny wouldn't be caught dead wearing that shit. Or so I like to think.

There are plenty of ugly men, why not dog them for a change?

"Threw Christopher Reeve off her back and left him a paraplegic." - Hee hee, funny.

To find someone that is as lovely as that in a wedding dress, one would have to go WAY back, to say... Dennis Rodman.

These are definately fair game hideous pics to make fun of SJP, but I've never personally had a problem with her. She can look kinda cute (I know I'll get ripped for that, but the skinny frame/decent sized jugs perspective helps a LOT) and other times REALLY bad, and is not usually too annoying. What I have to complain about though, is how can the NASTY Cynthia Nixon is ever considered “beautiful”. That one is beyond me and if you can rip on SJP yet stand up for CN then you are really messed up. Talk about SNAGGLETOOTHED! She could get away with it in Little Darlings and The Manhatten Project but not so much with the short hair as an adult. NOT GOOD. Relax CN fans, this opinion is in no such way regarding her personally, but do open up your f'ing eyes if you disagree.

She is ugly. Looks like every other white trash princess in that armpit of Ohio, Nelsonville, where she was born. All ahe needs is a Kool-Aid stained kid on her hip.

But I love the show, I love the girls, and I'll see this movie twice in the theater.

"Save Ferris" ha ha ha ha ha

Now, THAT'S FUNNY!!

I feel ill now that I've seen that photo of SJP bending over. She should sue Patricia Fields for making her wear that god-awful dress. W T F??? Just fire Fields. That would work! If SJP has any say in what she wears, then SHE should known better.

Its the dead bird on the head that makes me throw up a little on my mouth. Nothing like the cadaver of an endangered tropical bird on your head to show the world how feminine and pretty you are.

She is the modern bride of Frankenstein, but that's not really fair to frankensteins bride she had scars, SJP just has ugly

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#68- that is soooo good, and soooo true. SJP is not pretty and if you didn't know her and saw her in the mall you'd say, Damn what a horse-face chick with a kinda nice body!!!

they actually think were going to pay for a movie ticket to see this?!

You are a real little bitch you know that? Not only have you posted spoilers without warning us before hand, you're also massivly obnoxious and rude. SJP is a very pretty woman, maybe a bit thin but what hollywood actress isn't?

you're such an asshole. does every woman have to live up to your exacting standards, douchebag? she's a fucking comedienne, not a spokesmodel, making a movie for women. who gives a shit what she looks like? guys who sit there picking apart relatively attractive women instead of speaking to ACTUAL WOMEN are fags. you're a fag.

I like Sarah she charming, funny and pretty

I don't think we should all be so cruel without learning a little more about her family background. Did you know that her relatives were all afraid to charge into a formation of soldiers holding pike weapons? Did you know that police around the world have had great success using her and her relatives for crowd control? Do you think that the west could have been won were it not for gunfighters riding atop her ancestors? And what about the farmers who plowed entire fields with nothing more than a leather-strapped harness and metal plow towed behind SJP and her ancestors? Think before you criticize people.

Jeez, you could have warned about a spoiler.

I can't quite place the face ... oh yes, it's Wallis Simpson!
That ill-fitting dress is a horror.

She has tits the sized of steam-rolled kumquats..so I find the billowing chest of this dress hilarious. It's like rats inside a pillow case.

This site dogs women because women are filthy and inferior, not to mention unclean. MEN ARE GODS, bitches.

Does anyone have a closeup of Johhny Fairplays face hitting the stage after attacking Danny?

You'd think with all her $$$ she could get that massive mole cut off her chin. Then she could eat it and gain a few pounds, which she sorely needs to do.

She's no porcelain skinned beauty, but she really doesn't look all that bad. I'd suggest that she is one of those folks who look great in real life, but need just the right kind of lighting to look as good in print or on screen.

She obviously works out allot, which shows in her defined arms and visible veins. I think that's damn sexy, quite frankly.

Her breasts look like they're still "original equipment" and I think that makes them hella-sexy, even with the sagging. Fake boobs on a body like hers would actually be much less attractive; anyone who disagrees is completely in the wrong, by the way.

As far as he dress goes: maybe less-than-flattering, but probably will be fixed in post and will look great on-screen. That's how that sort of thing works, you know.

She's fucking anoxeric. Ugh.

She's like Leah Remini......they had nice bodies but then they have one kid and their bodies are just hideous. Unless they are strategically covered up, so you don't see all the moles and stretch marks and saggy skin and cellulite and on and on. Sarah had a nice body at one time but now it matches up more closely with her dying witch face.

she is classy, stylish, educated, cultured, moral and successful. All of those things transcend her physical appeance and make her a sexy, desirable woman who is worthy of respect and admiration. she has more value than to be judged by ignorant T&A standards. Jerks making vulgar comments only show their ignorance, . by the way, her characters clothing reflects a lifestyle few people experience, much less understand.

I have never seen a movie being filmed with so many photo-op leaks. Are the producers worried that no one will care or is it just because it's being filmed outdoors in NY?

She is just plain ugly i dont know why anyone says otherwise

that has GOT to be the ugly dress i have ever seen. or maybe its just cuz of the person in it...

The designer doesn't do his (her) work well. At all. That is the problem. The outfit is not conformable with her appearance.

What horrible thing did her husband do? He killed two women and crippled a child in a car accident in Ireland in 1987. (Or were you talking about Mr. Big?)

ugliest wedding dress I've ever seen!

What in gods name is she wearing? her dress looks like its about to turn into a transformer..

HAHAHAHAHAAHA I WOULD KILL MYSELF IF I WERE HER.

It would be a fun thing if everyone had a pic next to their names here because I bet that at least 50% of you are less attractive than Jessica. I see nothing wrong with her. Not everyone can look like Angelina or Scarlet, but Jessica is just an average looking girl and quit complaining about her looks!! In some pics with the right make-up, clothes and hair she is quite cute actually!

Sure people feel free to hate on SJP, but every fan of the show actually knows she rules. I used to be on the horse-face bandwagon, but she I think its really admirable the way she works what she has.

I personally think that the dress looks lovely on her, excuse the pun.. Ne way i just received a free sample of COVET, SJP's new fragrance, . i got it from www.caseofthecovetedbottle.com, i suggest you all do the same!!! Its so yummyxx

Horrible dress. And I don´t like SJP, even I liked Sex and the city. She is ugly, she doesn't have style. AND I don't like that she made her own fashion line (???) AND a perfum.

NO-ME-GUSTAS-SARA-JESSICA-PARKER-POR-FAVOR-RETÍRATE-GRACIAS

Proof that she is not real. I mean, its like she's one of those Disney animatronic statues. Explains her acting, anyway. But, that AWFUL picture, man, she's hollow... you can see all the way down to the label on her panties. Ugh. Just threw up in my mouth and swallowed it back down. Eww, woop here it comes aga...

Horrible, horrible dress.

141, this is America. Speak English.

God damn,I just threw up in my mouth !
This kind of ugly shouldn't be allowed to roam the streets.

Yes, I will agree with the majority here. That’s the ugliest wedding dress I’ve ever seen. I wouldn’t be caught dead in that piece of shit dress. Give me a Vera Wang any day.

I cannot understand why it is so common these days to always associate acting with havint to look "perfect" (although I don't know if there ever will be a woman who these guys think is even near perfection). You don't expect a musician to look perfect, do you? Or a painter? Or a nerd who has time to spend hours on this website every day?

Acting is art, and I must say Sarah Jessica Parker is a rather skilled actress, not an AWESOME one but good. And damn fit for her age.

The only time SJP looked cute was in "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" where she had a nice body, not that size 0 corpse she's carrying around, her hair was nice and curly and her face was fuller. Oh and on LA Story too, as Steve Martin's little chippie. Now she lives in Hagsville.

Sex and the City is a stupid show. I watched a few episodes at my sisters house and although it had some funny parts, it's just another effing Melrose Place with laughs (MP sucked ass, my firends, and I'm proud to say I never watched it).

I hate the fakeness of it. I hate how now there are a million chicks in NYC who love to drop names and brands out loud so people can hear them, like "Oh, I was at Barney's" or "I'm a shoe freak" (God if I hear that one more time, I will shit in someones mouth) or wearing shirts that say "Label Whore." that show is for brainless shallow tarts who really, TRULY believe that life is like that.

YEAH, I SAID IT!!!

Keep in mind that, in large part, what men think is beautiful/sexy/stylish/etc. is very different from what women think men should think is beautiful/sexy/stylish/etc. And remember the old adage that women dress for other women, not for men. The SATC women are perfect examples of this.

she reminds me of that dude glenn close was playing in 101 dalmatians.

@ 149
women dress for other women? what kind of women are those? i don't give a fuck what some stupid chick thinx of my outlook. and i don't look at what other females are wearing. their own fuckin' business.

'women dress 4 other women not 4 men'
- this is some moronic statement trying to leave an impression that women don't care what men think of them. that's a lie. it's sth that those feminists would come up w/. it's their agenda to equalize women and men, belittling the men in the process of it. bullshit.

u're just stupid 149, and u don't even get it.

#151 - LP

Women do it all the time; especially at work. Women have the battle of clothes with each other. One woman wears a short skirt to work, then the other woman has to wear a shorter skirt to work. One woman shows a little cleavage at work, then another woman has to show more cleavage at work. The woman are in competition for attention from men. Usually secretaries and clerks behave this way. I am a professioanl career women, so I don't get into those situations, but I do notice for pure amusement.

Whatever bitches. JFK, Jr. still humped her. Do you look like him? No, didn't think so.

#151, seriously, do you think most guys really give a shit about designer clothes, jewelry, cosmetics, etc.? If you think most men actually care about or notice this stuff, you've had very little experience with them. Men are looking at your overall appearance to decide if you're attractive. All the bling and Manolos and $30 lipstick you're wearing? That's to make other women think men find you more desirable than them. If they were even aware of the difference, guys would be just as happy if you were wearing $10 Wal-Mart sandals and $5 lipstick, just as long as, overall, you're put together nicely. Most of the men I know think the SATC women, and real women like them, are ridiculous.

Save Kristin Davis, that's one sad bunch of trannies.

Okay, take some anti-nausea pills, put on a welder's mask, take a good look at pic #2 (with the bananna-peel boobs) and WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT SMEARED ALL OVER THEM?!??!!???

Meowwwrrr!!! BunnyButt and LP are in a catfight!! They're rolling around and ripping at each other's hair and clothing! A cloud of dust rises up around them! Professional Career Woman stands on the sidelines, in her business suit, arms crossed over her chest and and peers over her horn rimmed glasses, watching for pure amusement! Texas Tranny runs in in his five inch heels and puts on SJP's wedding dress but then tears it off, screaming, "Oh my God! Get Vera Wang on the phone! Stat! This wedding dress sucks ass!"

Huh. Closer inspection (dear God it hurts, and it's really hard to see what I'm doing through bloody tears filling my empty sockets) indicates that it's just some sort of wispy fake lace (don't know what the hell to call it.) Nauseating effect, though! My first thought was some sort of anti-chafing lotion. I want to die so badly now.

TT

That is because you have TASTE! Vera designs classic, classy dresses.

She reminds of of a Don Martin cartoon from Mad Magazine.
Something like this: http://www.nachshon.org.il/~itzs/Don%20Martin/posters/Mona.jpg

Not wearing panties is not something a true southern girl would do.

That's a flat-out lie. If anything, there are more girls in the South that would flash their panties, and on less provocation.

149 and 152 are totally correct.....Go to a large corporate envrionment and you will see it and hear the gossip. Chicks want to out-do chicks all the time. And they also love when the male counterparts look at them, even if both are married (in reality the guys are making fun of them).

And yes, women actually believe that men like skinny, perfect (an oxymoron if I ever heard one), unrealistic and dumb women. The real truth is that men like what we tell them to like and we, as women, have not totally figured it out yet.

And #154, you are right about men not noticing the $30 lipstick. In fact, they'd rather us not have lipstick on at all. Women only buy MAC make-up or Chanel purses because another woman is going to notice the cool MAC compact, and the recognizable Chanel logo. Why do you think they buy the fake purses? Because they're good bags? No because they want to be able to say things like "my Louie."

She's so freaking ugly and that dress is hanging off her, who would really find her and giant chin-growth attractive. I don't get it.

#162 I agree.

Working as a female consultant in small and large corporations in the Engineering department leads me to conclude the following:

Men will look at any female in a short skirt; athletic, skinny, or fat.
Men will look at any female in tight pants to admire or make fun of and maybe see a camel toe.

Men will stare at cleavage whether you are young or old or skinny or fat.

Men will look period.

Loved the show. But some of the clothes were so ridiculous. I think the wedding dress needs an ample sized pair of hooters and she is not blessed, and the arms are just gross.

Always loved the show for the girls funny comments and of course New York City. Hoped for a movie years ago and the reruns are painful to watch now. Too much time has passed. Same age as Carrie and I can't pretend anymore. Carrie and friends need to grow old graciously the way we do in the south.

Damn she looks fat! I can't see her entire esophagus at all! Whats with all the meat on the ribs? She needs to get on the Olsen Thins, I mean Twins diet. They all 3 have the good bag lady look down.
P.S. Charlotte is hot as shit though. She even looks hot taking a dump.

I don't think its fair to trash Sarah Jessica Parker, or anyone, based on their looks alone. SJP is an amazing woman with lots of talent, and the reason that she is looked up to is because she is average but knows how to work with what she has. I think many women find that more real than lopsided silicone implants, which is sadly the only way most men notice actresses. Yeah, the dress is unflattering, but her character is known for wearing wild and daring trends. I'll still be seeing the movie no matter what 'superficial' posts there are!

#151- If you're a woman then I'm Hitler.

God she's obese, I'm afraid she'll engulf me in her sheer mass.

AH MY EYES!!!

this is in no way an attractive woman. Oh I'm sure she has a sparkling personality and is an engaging converstationalist, but dress her up in as much fashion as you possiblly can and she's just never going to be good looking.

Strapless isn't for everybody. Oh and #151 is a man not a woman.

@169 & 172
alright u got me.
it's just stupid if u asked me. i don't rly know if it's true or not, i guess it must be if some ppl argue for it so much and admit they themselves are doing it. just seemed such an absurd statement.

and @162 $30 on a lipstick is a waste if u asked me. go buy some fuckin' condoms!

#153 jfk jr. humps her when she was young, firm, and thight,,,im not a sjp basher but those days are different...

I love Sarah Jessica and can't wait to see the movie, but that has got to be the ugliest wedding dress I've ever seen.

BTW-I totally agree with you peach #129, but even I've got to say that some of her clothes on the show have been strange. Doesn't take away from her though, I love SATC.

reminds me of baba yaga Oo
spooky !!!!

what a fugly jewess

when did they do a remake of the wizard of oz Is that not the wicked witch

68. JP- That comment was a bit generalized, don’t ya think? I have boobs, a vagina, ovaries, a uterus, and I think SJP is DAMN fugly. I never liked that show. I hate how everyone is like, oh SJP, she’s such a fashion icon! No…she’s not. Her face is fugly, her body is fugly, her dress sense is fugly. Everything about her is fugly, period.

39. santa is my dad- Don’t speak for all women. Some of us have taste, and hate this stupid arse show, and some of us don’t spread our legs for anyone.

78. Tits McGee- You said what I was thinking. Claps for you

Boo freaking hoo, no spoiler alert.

yo i think that she is the ugliest person on this earth and baby strapless is totally not her style i think that everyone who wrote whe was ugly is right!!

i have sex all the time i dont think that she has sex and besides i like to have sex and whoever is marrying her i hope likes the sex!! sex feels good!!

I am a woman, and not only do I find SJP to be one of the ugliest people I have ever seen in my entire life, famous or not, I also find her to be materialistic, air-headed, and totally fake. You all saying she is charming, talented, 'genuine', etc.--she's NOT. She's a bitch, she's just less obvious about it. And her character on the show is the most annoying character I have ever seen.

LAST!
BOOYAH!

I'd do her over Betty White any day.

Her fingernails look like she bites them down to the nub.