Oct 26 2007Renee Zellweger… is her face supposed to look like that?

she has never been pretty. first?

HA!

Yeah I gotta agree - she's always looked like snowball that melted and then refroze.

The Church Lady's illegitimate daughter after a night of working the docks.

It's because of her "marriage" to Kenny Chesney. She decided to surprise him one time when he was out on the road touring, and had an aneurysm when she walked into the middle of a backstage sausagefest..

she could be a farmer in those clothes...("clueless" reference). not really, rosacea's a bitch. remember the jerry maguire days? when she looked like jewel, but without the busted grill? now look!

I always found her squinty look ugly and offputting, but now she looks like poopdeck pappy.

whats with the bad hair?

I love Renee even when she looks like this. She is the best talker I've ever heard. Sings nice too. 2 a.m. wake up and talk bed time parties with her would be so hot. Gwyneth Paltrow is a close second on the talking thing. A threesome with those too would be wicked hot. Excuse me while I masturbate.

(hmmm..."backstage sausagefest" should conjure Texas Tranny any minute now...)

Maybe she want's a date with Ellen? The hair says so. Fire the stylist!

Renee is the girl who ate paste and her own boogers in elementary school. Some things never change.

ps- The sun is GOOD.

TT, give this ho a makeover, stat!

Fuck all of you! I yam what I yam.

@5- I couldn't agree more. Kenny is for sure a pole smoker.

She looks like she just got a chemical peel.

Didn't work, you look 14 years older and on queludes.

mmmm, queludes.

Bill Maher is such an asshole-he's like a cross between Martin Short and Picard during the Bad Hairpiece Days of Fall. KFC: we don't make the food that feeds the stars, we make the hate that roasts the birds.

How far can you fall with beady little eyes, a fake laugh, and orange pancake makeup, Bill?

hair don't.

Maybe I have a chance with her now, no?

I slimed my chair.

@20 Speaking for all of the heterosexual men here, you can have her. Please take her and lock her in a closet.

it looks like she got a chemical peel to within an inch of her flesh

her skin looks transparent, and her hair looks wet

whatever, jimbo. you're probably short, bald and fat.

@18 I'm sorry slabby you have mistaken renee zellewegger for me. It has happened before. The way you tell the difference is I'm better looking. Want be on my show. I'll make a new rule out of you.

I don't know why I just repeated what frist said. I guess I was too busy fingering myself to think of something origional.

I love my pus covered vagina. Someone has to, right?

Maybe she is getting ready to play Hilary Clinton in a movie. Of course she would have to gain 40 pounds like she did in Birdshit Jones Diary.

She's beyond my help Hemlock Queen.

mmmmmmmmm................backstage sausagefest??? sounds like fun.

Schack I am sure you pasty white, anorexic, and butt ugly. I thought it was your brother that loved your "pus cover vagina"

I always thought she was pretty ugly and over rated. But why does she look like she's 50 years old all of a sudden? She does not look well. Does she have cancer or something? Or just a bad case of the uglies?

I WISH I was anorexic. Sadly, I have to use the flour to finger myself. The pus does help in finding my pleasure hole.

back in the early 90's, she used to work at a strip club in Austin, TX as a waitress. She had long straight blonde hair, she would wear a white button up shirt with the tails tied so you could see her belly button. She was the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. I used to go in just to see her.

So what if I look awful? I'm a size 00000! I can fit into anything I want! Even baby clothes! (yeh, I smell an eating disorder; probably combo anorexic, bulimic, and exercise freak). She looks like a younger (maybe by 5 years) Glenn Close...not a good thing.

"Quaaludes", DAMMIT!

Never had one BTW, I missed that boat.

@32- that was ME! I am a princess. The most wonderfully beautiful person in the world. jim wants me. everyone wants me for that matter. I love myself/diseases. Come and get one boys! It's a two for one deal today.... yeast infection ya know. Stupid dirty fingers.

I love poop!

27 Frist,

And that girl DOES NOT look good fat. no way with those ridiculous chipmunk cheeks.

i don't dare enlarge any of those pictures. forget about her face, wtc is up with that hair cut? she looks like Mcauley Culkin circa Home Alone.

35- shut up troll! It's not funny. Leave me alone!

Check out those shoes! She gets points just standing in them. WTF?

wow. struck a chord there, didn't i?

It is fair to say Renee is not having one of her best days. Still she is an oscar winning actress. I'll bet it is just a bad day. Like none of you have ever had them. Hell this is the fish, most have propbably been living a bad day since birth. I'll take her home and fix her up just like Chicago.

She's never been attractive - always looked like a chipmunk sucking on a lemon to me - and she can only get worse as time goes by. Quick question: Does anyone else think she sounds drunk in those bee movie previews? Nice image this conjures up. A drunk, lemon-sucking chipmunk. Sexy. Actually, I think a drunk, lemon-sucking chipmunk WOULD be sexier than Renee ...

#34, I knew that...I just forgot since I haven't had to spell it since like the 70's. Just kidding I'm not THAT old...

#36 valerie...I think I would prefer the chipmunk cheeks to this bizarre disaster any day. Did I spell bizarre right? OR ARE THERE 2 Z'S

veggi, how's your hangover?

#33... yup, that's what she's thinking. Never mind that she looked a lot better when she was somewhere inbetween this and her Bridget Jones character.
Look at those arms...

This is how she USED TO look - pretty much the opposite of thin and squinty.

GAWD FRIST, I feel absolutely terrible. Why do I assume its a good idea to drink whiskey once I've had about 6 beers?

But I was on the corner of drunk and happy last night. At least it was fun.

And I wish she would eat. She does not do eating disorder very gracefully.

What's funny is that she looks like she got STUNG BY A BEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAAHAH! She's such a sweaty, puffy, coke-whore. Kathy Griffin was right.

One weird thing - this is the first hangover I've had that hurts the most in my anus. Plus, about 8 guys keep calling me and none of their names seem familiar. And wtf is "donkey punch"???

AGH what is that haircut!? That's so hideous. X(

Welllll she does look pretty bad.. but I read that she has ROSECEA.. which obviously was flaring up pretty bad in these pics.

48- shaadap

veggi, what do you mean? Whiskey is always a great idea after a six pack! Well, only if you've run out of beers.

#48 troll, it's really not nice to troll someone when they are hungover. It was kinda funny though

#50 oh.

mmmmm, did someone say anus? I love poop!

GAWD. She looks horrid. And old. She needs to eat some fat.

Can we get another post, her face is scaring me.

I like her dress. It isn't as bad as somethings these silly hollywood starlettes wear. I'm just glad we didn't get flashed like someone with a name that rhymes with ditney.

No Comment...

It's Nicole Kidman's ugly twin

check out the freaky woman behind her in pic 5. wow.

In pic 5 what do you suppose the guy is stealing?

I agree Jimbo, new posts all around!!!! I'm buying!!!!

Hey, let's all be happy that we are not all arguing about British and American crap today. That was tired yesterday.

She has never been attractive and is a crappy actress. Her "Oscar" is a joke. Not as big of a joke as her looks, but a joke none the less.

I'm with FRIST.

My country can beat up your country......................LOL

Me, myself, and this ugly chick...........

The Bridget Jones movies would have been so much better with a British actress. They're far superior to American actresses.

#65...hmmmm...ok, I'll take a guess - "What are the only three things that have agreed to have sex with Italian Stallion?"

67- shaddap. seriously.

I'd have sex with him. If he likes fat girls with pus vaginas and a little bit of poop on the butt. I'm bad at wiping.

If it was fair for the US to use nukes then the US would never lose a war. Bush knows this. Since Iran wants them so badly he's propbably gonna have someone fly on by and drop a few. You know so Iran can see them up close and personal.

@67 Three things? Hahahahahaha.....that made me laugh. If you only knew what I looked like. Maybe one day i'll post a picture from my gay ass myspace bullshit..............Trust me, you'd fuck me. The thing is, I wouldn't fuck you.............

@71- Obviously, a troll posted that..... but lets see that picture stallion.

#70 WTC? I'm not hear for the politics.

Quit harshing my mellow...

There is a new britney post people

I love her. I'd love to hang out, get wasted, have lots of sex, and talk about Kenny Chutney with her. Good times for sure.

So, dumb but good looking. Not bad...especially since the only other possibility - for a guy - is dumb and ugly.

OK, so I went to pic #5 to see what the guy was stealing, and instead I noticed that it looks like she's got a penis knob on her left knee. Seriously, check it out....a circumsized penis knob. Technically, I guess if it was UNcircumsized it would be called a penis TIP not a KNOB. I'm amazingly technical.

P.S. She does kind of look like crap though even if she wasn't having a penis knob on her knee!

76- shaadap. I am hung over and don't care for your bullshit today.

anyway, Italian Stallion is pretty funny.

#71 - link it, bitch! (or are you really a bitch?)

I must be the odd one out because this is one of the few times that I actually DO find her attractive.

A very fast decline appears to be in the forcast for Ms Z.

Bette Midler found the fountain of youth... or the fountain of looking slightly less than 40

Bwa-ha-ha! She looks like Nick Carter.

pic #5 - I'm pretty sure that my 9th grade math teacher, Mr Glenn Bachman. Always wondered if he would cross over...

She looks and sounds like a complete lush now. Like she can't get out of bed and start the day without a highball of scotch and a bourbon chaser.

#79 Let's say we cut the chit-chat A-hole!!!!

Actually Grace, that doesn't sound half bad right about now

"a highball of scotch"??? And what woke her up, music coming from the gramophone?

#88 LMAO, I didn't even think of it that way

@64 Aw c'mon now TT, fess up you got in that tangle a little bit too. Appreciated those comment by the way. Good man.

Paris Hilton in 10 years....

Had to Auntie, They're so full of shit, it wasn't even funny.

Plus I had to get your back.

What the hell? She looks like she's 60 and trying out for the part of Cruella Deville.

She looked WAAAY better when she was fat.

/fo reals

This was officially a mean post. I like Renee Zellweger. Her FACE looks like that because she's one of the few celebrities that have not done PLASTIC SURGERY. No one looks as perfect as most celebrity do when they age. I don't even think we KNOW what celebrities look like when they get old. Demi Moore, Marcia Cross, ex-wife of House (M.D.), Michelle Pffiefer, Nicole Kidman the list goes on and on and on, have all gotten surgeries to look "younger". I think that they just look weird and unnatural. I appreciate Renee coming out and representing middle aged women that DO age and don't plasticize their face.
You guys are straight up cruel.

Naw. My mom is 60, no plastic surgery, but she doesn't look like she could eat a can of spinach and have her forearms grow bulbous. Rene has just got a squinty, homely, mug. Some people think she's cute. I think she looks like somebody who is constantly staring into the sun.

doesnt look very good...

unfortunate.

Ouch!! I think those shoes pinch her feet and HURT!!! My mamma always said that if your feet hurt, it shows on your face. The strange lady in pic 6 behind her has an almost identical pair on!!

she looks like a fucking lunatic. seriously, i have seen this cow interviewed and she is really fucked in the head.

She looks like Leonardo Di Caprio in Whats Eating Gilbert Grape...

She actually looks good here compared to her appearance on Oprah Winfrey promoting this movie. Jerry Seinfeld was looking at her on that show as tho he had never seen such a hideous monster. He probably never saw her during the voice overs.
I'm putting her on my dead list.

I always thought that she was cute with that little pudding face of hers, but what happened to her, she now looks so shriveled up and dehydrated. I think she needs to eat something and drink lots and lots of Gatorade.

# 102 -

If Jerry Seinfeld wanted to see a hideous monster, all he has to do is look in the mirror. Renee looks bad, but Jerry is as cute as David Cooperfield, two sick ugly dudes!

"Renee is the girl who ate paste and her own boogers in elementary school. Some things never change.

ps- The sun is GOOD."

Ummm... No, it's not. I guess it's considered good if you think skin cancer is sexy?

Renee is ugly. No tan would fix her unfortunate face.

guys, she obv recently had a peel.

Eeek.

proof positive that even ugly people can be stars!!!

This chick's a bitch in real life. When she and Jack White were together, she'd piss off the locals in Detroit. Note to people: Don't piss off the people who reside in Hell (which is also the name of a city in Michigan. Go figure.)

Wow, she needs to lay off the plastic surgery on her face. Also, WTF is up with that teenage boy haircut? P.S. Why do all these celebs have disgusting, veiny zombies arms? Is it the anorexia, or are they all injection drugs users? GROSS.

She has smashed crab face. SMASHED CRAB FACE!

rofl @ #7... "poopdeck pappy," what a reference... you must be 50 years old.

fucking ugly..and overrated.. another miserable face from hollywood. she looks like she's too high to handle..on crack cocaine

fuzzy face, chapped lips, small eyes, protruding clavicles - Winehouse is prettier.

she lookes like she shaved and missed a few parts!

haha

Poopdeck Pappy was classic.

I believe #32 who says he saw her as a waitress in the early 90's and she was beautiful once. One of her first movies was a sub-Tarantino knockoff called Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. She wears short-shorts throughout, long blond hair, adorable grin, I sat through the whole film with an erection. And believe it or not, that rarely happens.

But this face is what happens to you when you get involved in ( a ) Anorexia ( b ) Gay country singers and ( c ) Crypto-communist cartoons.

Oops, not Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels obviously. I meant "Love and a .45." Same concept. They both sucked.

Herpes alert!

Just a shout-out to Texas Tranny - I've always thought I was brave just being a liberal in this piece of shit state. That you survive with a sense of humor - AWESOME

Jesus. It's not that Renee's head is too big, it's that her neck is way to small. Wait, I think I read something in OK! about Zellweger losing weight in her neck so that she can play a Jack-o Lantern in an upcoming movie about Halloween butt-sex.

You know, honestly, I'd like to punch Zellweger as hard as I could, right in the face.

I'd still do her old ass. Shes sexy and would look so much better with my dick in her mouth.

Jesus, Renee, lay off the facial injections already! She'd look better with a few wrinkles than as Botox Barbie. And you wouldn't have so many wrinkles if you'd EAT now and then! Starvation's bad for the skin.

hardly recognized renee. AND she's nv been pretty!

She looks particularly fug in that picture, but she's never been attractive what with that pigsquint and all.

She looks particularly fug in that picture, but she's never been attractive what with that pigsquint and all.

No she wasn't pretty before, but she wasn't unnattractive. I liked her in Bridget Jones I wish she would have stayed the same weight. Sad trend fosho.

118. Mama Pinkus – October 28, 2007 1:18 AM

Just a shout-out to Texas Tranny – I’ve always thought I was brave just being a liberal in this piece of shit state. That you survive with a sense of humor – AWESOME

Thanks Mama,
Mostly I travel as TT under the cover of darkness, where I can conceal my true identity behind a fabulous dress, wig and make-up. Everyday though, I do wear a sign of TT – pretty panties, under my slacks.

she looks like a southpark character.

she looks like a southpark character.

AHHH! It's Chris Crocker. She's gonna off herself if you don't leave Britney alone.

She needs a new hairstyle. She looks so bad with that hair.

Mary Mother of God, what happened to her??

=)

Her skin is so dry and red...maybe she got a chemical peel.

Her eyes are squinty and her high cheekbones are from her Norwegian ancestry. It's a common trait in people from Norway, where her mom is from.

Her eyes are squinty and her high cheekbones are from her Norwegian ancestry. It's a common trait in people from Norway, where her mom is from. I don't think she's ugly at all.

Her eyes are squinty and her high cheekbones are from her Norwegian ancestry. It's a common trait in people from Norway, where her mom is from. I don't think she's ugly at all, but her hair is too short in these pictures.

Her eyes are squinty and her high cheekbones are from her Norwegian ancestry. It's a common trait in people from Norway, where her mom is from. I don't think she's ugly at all, but her hair is too short in these pictures.

Her eyes are squinty and her high cheekbones are from her Norwegian ancestry. It's a common trait in people from Norway, where her mom is from. I don't think she's ugly at all, but her hair is too short in these pictures.

You're all crazy. Did you see her on the Oscars last night?
I am a 100% heteuro, handsome and well-endowed.
On her WORST day, I would make love to the lovely Rene Z. all night long.
Her eyes and checkbones are incredible. Did you see her walk up to the podium? She is 1000% buff, and has an incredible butt.
The problem is that people like you who define beauty in a narrow context, must be resisted until the social perception changes altogether.
As for Rene and I...fuck all y'all...I'm gonna tap that all night long...y'all talk amongst yourselves while we're gone.