Oct 16 2007Paris Hilton’s Rwanda trip to be a reality show

GOOD GOD NO!

Big deal

Here's hoping another genocide breaks out while she's there!! C'mon guys, keep your fingers crossed.

I knew there was some horrible catch. I hope the fucking bitch dies there.

Damn. I wanted to be first.

Wow she sucks. She can't even try to do something good without attempting to market herself and profit off of it. She is pathetic scum of a human.

Fresh meat!!! Well maybe not so fresh.

I'm gunna try not to slander.

How distasteful. How phony. How.. sad.

Maybe Daddy could set up a new hotel in Rwanda. And then Paris can get raped and killed there. It could be the plot for 'Hotel Rwanda 2'. Oh my god, I'm a visionary.

"The Philanthropist??" She's making a spectacle out of a huge global issue. She's not a philanthropist, she's a tourist gawking at poverty. It's absolutely horrifying.

Paris has said that she is now a different person and that she would like to make a difference. She says she believes that God has given her a second chance. God has indeed given Paris another chance. What will she do with the opportunity to change her life? She is at a fork in the road of life. The choice is hers. Which direction will she travel? I believe she is truly changed, and will do the right thing from this point onward. I do not have a broken and bitter heart.

"Then Jesus said, 'Come to me, all of you who are weary and carry a heavy burden, and I will give you rest." Matthew 11:28

"I want to do good for the world! Just make sure you get it on tape OK?"

What a shitbag. I wonder how many brothers will tag her ass while she's over there.

Shut the fuck up with your bible-babble, Mandy Sue. You on the wrong website, sista.

PS: Let Jesus Christ fuck you. With a crucifix. While Britney's baby is sitting on your lap without a seatbelt.

Thats Hot!!

True charity is anonymous...giving without the expectation of something in return; neither monetary nor fame.

If she is truely doing this to make a buck and promote herself, then there will a special place for her in hell.

lmao. Like any of you have done ANY charity work ever. I haven't but at least I done pose as anything but an irritable horndog

I'm sure she's doing this for personal gain, but it might actually help these people despite her shitty motivation.

She's be the first person who brings a horrible communicable disease *into* Africa!

HI JIMBO! Once, I still screwed a guy after I saw how small his dick was. I thought that was quite nice of me.

How can I convince you that I've changed? I couldn't sleep last night, so I sat down and wrote this...meditation:

I'm shedding skin, changing within, I'm falling in.
Through swollen eyes, I dreamed you died, caught inside.
I'm shedding skin, spreading thin, severed stem.
I created the end, I'm killing a friend. I'm shedding my skin.

You're fucking, and sucking. You're friendless. It's endless.
Your flower has soured. It's endless. You're friendless.
It's harder, and stronger. But no one's been inside you longer.
Or harder, or deeper. To get you off, you need the fear.
It's never love. Bloody touch. Broken wrist. Needle rust.
Choking throat. Swallowed teeth. Head fuck. No peace.
I'm shedding my skin to peel you off of me.
You've got to love me.
Ornament. Shrunken head. Playtoy. Snake strike. Poisonous.
Syphillis. Drenched me. Soaked me.
I'm shedding my skin to drain you out of me.
You've got to hate me.

Philanthropy (noun) - altruistic concern for human welfare and advancement, usually manifested by donations of money, property, or work to needy persons, by endowment of institutions of learning and hospitals, and by generosity to other socially useful purposes.

Paris' reason for doing the show - "I love having everything documented. It shows people what everyday life is like for me, how hard I work. There are a lot of misconceptions about me."

Only this superficial bitch could twist "philanthropy" into "it's all about me" this badly. My god, she's going to Rwanda where her cameras might be able to bring to light some of the horrible atrocities that have taken place, and all she can think about is "Finally they will see how hard I work." I can see it now - fake dirt applied by a makeup artist along with a staged 'breaking of a nail'. I hope she has to hold one of the babies and then the camera rolls too long afterwards so we can all hear "oh my god, did you see how dirty that little fucker was? I mean like seriously, take a bath."

I can't decide which is worse: Al Gore winning the Nobel Peace Price or Paris Hilton showing up in Rwanda.
Paris grew up in a hotel and knows only luxury, she spends a few days in jail for a truly retarded action (her license was suspended yet she did not grasp the idea of not being allowed to drive with a suspended license??) on her part, and all of a sudden she thinks she's mother Theresa??
I just hope the people of Rwanda don't know who she is. Can you just imagine having witnessed horrible things in your life and living in poverty and then some talentless rich bitch with all the opportunities in the world and yet barely got her GED and who is only famous because of a (bad) porntape comes to your country to "help you"?? With camera's of course. You can't be a philantropist without an audience you know!

What happend to the Chihuahuas that were once popular with Paris & Brit? Now they both have Yorkies - I wish they'd both get autopsies.

Oh my! Saint Paris! Let's all compose the most haigiographic prose!

Tell you what Paris, why don't you click my blue link and find yourself something new to eat? Yeah, I know you've eaten meat before, even human 'meat' but this is just a bit different.

Try it! You might like it! You can even give some to your little dog, Toto or whatever he is!

And hey! It isn't like being a saint means you have to be vegitarian! So eat up! You're in Rwanda! I'm sure if you look hard enough you can find something new!

Be more . . . um . . . multicultural . . . yeah, that's it, multicutural! Yeah!

I hope that when she gets to the airport in Rwanda and they are like: "No no no, get out. We know we've got our problems, but we are barely able to handle aids. We can't afford super-herpes. Seriously, get the fuck out. Call in hazmat, stat!"

i knew it!!!!!!! i knew she ddint just want to "learn" about the country.. she is getting paid for it!!

http://www.spymac.com/details/?2271810

Shocking.......

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That is officially the most detestable thing on Earth.

I'm pretty sure no one can top that.

That is the lowest of the low.

And #11....Don't fucking start. Defending her is like defending the Klan.

Every time she opens her mouth I feel like my head is going to explode with all the bullshit that comes out of it!

What your saying is...
more Paris Porn

Nice Inspector Gadget reference.

Well, as long as she is doing it for the children....

How hard she works!-- what a narcissist.

i dont even think this dumb bitch cares about helping people. she is such a fucking attention whore. hopefully she will catcj some awful disease while over there and die...now that would be charity

She would probably have more success filming herself and all the Darkies she is going to end up blowing. It's really the only talent she has.

She's getting revenge for throwing her in jail with this. So I'd like to take this opportunity to say her, "We're sorry." So maybe she can forget this whole "philanthropy" thing now? We never should've tried to stop the partying, big mistake, Paris, we apologize. For the love of god, leave Africa alone and go back to the bar!

"Defending her is like defending the Klan."

There's no need to "defend" the Klan. The Klan kicks fucking ass!!!

So let me get this straight, she's going over there to "help" the refugees but wants cameras there to document that she's doing something good. I guess it would be a stretch for Paris to do something that didnt benefit herself. Starving children with life threatening diseases? Fuck that, i've got a reputation to uphold.

fucking attention whore

Make 'it go away!!!
YeahYeah' hmmm like maybe she'll get Malaria
i feel better now

Wow, my post got sent away for approval. Well what I want to say is this is absolutey deplorable. She is a war profiteer, just plain old scum!

Who's REALITY is this?! Paris traipsing through a herd of malnourished, abused, a neglected refugees undoubtedly looking "hot" wearing some sort of safari themed wardrobe, or bringing attention to the people of this country?!

I would so love for the children to swarm her, grabbing and touching her just to watch her head explode!

Newsflash Paris...Princess Diana you are NOT! Also, you are SO NOT HOT!!!

Jesus Christ. This is the best we can do? Paris is going on a humanitarian trip to Rwanda...Ireland has Bono, England had Di and now her boys. We have Paris, the wonky eyed bitch with a hot toaster full of glass for a vagina. "What kind of diet are you guys on over here? You are all so Hot. Nicole would be soooo jealous. "

Well, that about does it folks.........

DID SHE STEAL BRITNEY SPEARS DOGGY ?

"Paris Hilton’s Rwanda trip to be a reality show"

Of course it is!
lol
what do you expect? Is anyone surprised? Obviously she wouldn't do it unless there was a major advantage or something to get out of it.

sheesh! she must not realize she's gonna be hunting dinosaurs.

I hope she gets abducted , raped and killed or contracts an dehabilitating disease and i'm not joking.

Hahahahaha...Safari themed wardrobe hahahaha...she sooo would have that too..like all Khaki colored ...some outfit she bought from some insanely overpriced designer hahahaha

Paris will be stuck on a crucifix and roast over an open fire. She will then be eaten by Rwanda's hungry children. Madonna will be so moved by it all that she will adopt on the spot the prettiest children filmed knawing on Paris's bbq'd bones. Ain't reality tv orgasmic?

call me crazi but i think this is a good thing in a way. at least the horrible situation in that country will be exposed and watched by millions of idiots (and me, im really smart though...obviously)

it will bring some worldwide awareness to the rwandan genocide that our country has ignored for years. oh and also just how brilliantly inteligent good ol' Paris is.

but seriously what is she going to do to help these kids? give them all blinged out AR-15s?

::smirk::

Uh-oh, I see trouble ahead.

Paris will see all those Rwandas that are skinnier than her, and she'll start purging to catch up.

Paris really blew it during a recent interview with Newsweek Magazine:

“When she wasn't crying, Paris spent her time in jail studying the "Repo!" script, which her manager slipped her. "I was auditioning and practicing in my cell," she says. "I had nothing else to do."

So, what happened with all the time spent studying/reading the Bible? So much for “finding God.” Hilton couldn’t quote one line from the Bible on Larry King, yet knew all her lines for the “Repo” audition? She probably would’ve read the Bible and info on charitable causes instead of memorizing scripts and drawing pictures of herself -- but there weren’t any photographers in her cell. What a phony.

#3 and #4 lol!

have you ever ?????

Paris is only promoting herself. It's disgusting how she uses the plight of these poor unfortunate people. And by the way, this "dialogue" was started long before Paris planned her PR trip. I'm beginning to see why she is so hated. This is a very sick woman.

She couldn't handle living on a farm, how's she gonna handle freaking AFRICA!!! This time she won't even have Bones with her.

This will look worse on the U.S. than our foreign policies. Raise an international outcry.

I see a scene of her carrying that rat dog around letting it sample the refugees food.

A 5-day trip to Rwanda and she wants the purple heart? This is nothing but a self-promoting, PR stunt on her part. She never changes, and is soooo predictable. Still seeking attention any way she can. These "charity appearances" are her last shot at the limelight. Her 15 minutes are almost up, and she and her "handlers" know it. We think that she's really kind of psychotic.

Given the title, if this show, or anyone associated with it, makes any money they should seriously consider doing the world a favor and swallowing a bullet or three. That'd be philanthropy. Otherwise it's only going to go away when people stop watching it on TV, DVD and stop buying it's products.

It will be funny to see the flies that now hover around her pussy will change destination, to fit in with the others, and start hovering around her head...........

@46. lol!!! she probably doesn't know what it means!

I bet this moron could not even locate Rwanda on a f***ing map.

What a vacuous, vile human being. She has no God damn clue what the hell is going on in Rwanda and she sure as hell doesn't give a crap.

Rwanda is in the middle of a crisis and this nitwit needs to show the world "how hard SHE works". It's just all about her, isn't it.

This is disgraceful. Her and her ilk are the reasons why the whole f***ing world thinks Americans are a bunch of idiots.

She needs to be bitch slapped. Her gold-digging mother could use it too.

For the life of me I can not understand how her parents are "proud" of her. She has a sex tape, criminal record and served jail time by the age of what, 26?

Grandpa Hilton is probably rolling over in his grave.

Just an excuse to buy "a cute safari outfit".......

Bwana's bling bling.....

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Capitalism is pure unabashed God-ful (Zion style) evil. There is no forest sacred nor mountain too holy, baby too adorable that there is not a ravaging greedy bastard foul enough to destroy it. Goddamn lousy monkeys. This is an abomination and even I cannot believe it.
Drop the neutron bombs someone. Oh, and fuck all of you corporate suck-ups and idiots. Go to lost continent and have inbred sex with your own children. Make that a reality show.

I hope the airplane crashes on the way over.

#62 lol!

She probably watched the Hotel Rwanda movie. When Larry King asked Paris Herpes to say her favorite Bible verse; she was dumbfounded.

What. A. Fucking. Whore.

THINK POSITIVE!

Her plane could go down on the trip over.

She will give Africa Herpes

how dare this bitch go over to a desolate and very sad country and exploit those people like that?? i fucking hate her. she needs to be burned at the stake.

Damn. Why even go? Paris, this trip to fucked-up Africa shouldn't be about your stupid ass. It should be about; well I don't know what a trip to Africa is worth. Nothing ever changes there. A hundred years from now Africa'll be the same shit-hole it's always been. But, Paris, please don't make America look worse than we already do. Please? I know you can't help it, but please?

@61 what does it mean?

hey 27, how much money do you get when someone clicks on your lame ass SPAM link?

Paris' dog looks a lot cleaner and less scared than Britney's. And when I say her dog, I mean her dog, not her twat.

ooooh god why??? why her of all people to do that?

I commend Paris. After all spending a few minutes with her is bound to make even genocide look not so bad.

This my freinds is why everyone in the world wants to kill us.

@ 68: From your lips to God's ears.

@ 70: From your lips to God's ears.

remember what a skank angelina jolie used to be? now she is running all over the globe ambassodoring and adopting everything in sight reuslting in us forgetting what a weirdo tart she acted like
( i realize she is nowhere near comparable to Paris, but we haven't seen Paris macking on her own brother have we?)

It could work for Paris. We could forget what a skank she is portrayed to be.

I want to go to Rwanda with her and her cute little doggies. I need to do something worthy with my life instead of hanging around the superficial commenting on skanks and getting drunk. Take me with you Paris! I'm willing to make a new sex tape there if we get bored.

"I love having everything documented. It shows people what everyday life is like for me, how hard I work. There are a lot of misconceptions about me."

Yeah, cause that's supposed to be the meaning of a trip to Rwanda. So that people can see what life is like for YOU. Not like, to raise awareness about Rwanda or the hardships that they endure every day or anything. No, no, this is all about Paris. Just like we all knew.

is there a way we can petition against this? it's fucking offensive. rwanda should boycott her visit. there's no way anyone in their right mind could possibly think it's okay to let this happen. she's completely exploiting the rwandan people for her own purposes. she'll do anything to keep herself in the limelight. it's absolutely disgusting. i'd rather see pointless posts about britney all day long than have to read this shit and know it could possibly happen.

If there's one thing I know about Rwanda, it's that they have thousands and thousands of land mines buried all over the place. One of those land mines has got to have this dumb whore's name on it. In fact, maybe ol' Wonky Eye would like to be photographed CLEARING a minefield with one of those mine detectors. Oops, forgot to turn it on..... Ka-BOOM!!! Honestly, I'm not sure if I'd prefer that she died, or was just crippled/horribly maimed.

The Philanthropist! One trip to Rwanda makes her a philanthropist? And what does she mean when she says she wants everyone to see how hard she works? W-O-R-K-S! Is that what she calls it. Someone, please inform her of what work really is.

There is no way this is her own idea. Producers are behind the project and Paris is going along with it to be on TV...and perhaps she has a heart. As much as it makes us all want to gag, she will actually be drawing peoples attention to Rwanda. That is not a bad thing. If the show creates a favorable and helpful rresponse toward the problems in Rwanda, who cares if the 'real' reason she is doing it is because she is an attention whore and hopes the people there haven't heard all the rumors about her.

Why Rwanda? The genocide there has long since ceased. Lets see her somewhere where theres a more immediate need, like in downtown Baghdad, outside the green zone.

YEAH BABY, thats the reality show I WANT TO SEE!

Paris protected by Blackwater staff shooting innocent iraqis on every street corner just to save old herpes cumdumpster herself. She could even then demand they pick up the dead bodies and give them decent burials. What a plotline, Innocents killed to protect paris, then paris graciously gives them decent burials. Such mindless and insane banality would truly reflect this waste of human space

Out of Paris, Brit and Lindsay, looks like Paris is the only one who knows how to buy boots.

One word--yech.

#64--I love you.

why does everyone keep talking about "at least it's bringing attention to Rwanda"
Um, last time I checked, everyone knew that shit was going on there.
How is bringing *attention* to it going to do anything?
Oh yeah, top politicians are talking about it, but we need Paris to go and repeat the obvious. "Omg, that's like, so like, sad, what's going on there. We should like, totally stop it! "

This kind of stuff has been going on for years. There are wars and corruption going on all over the globe, and as far as Africa goes, we haven't been able to "save them" in the past, so why should this be any different?
Even when it does "get sorted" or blow over there will just be something else happening in another little while.

AND, God Forbid something does get done to help Rwanda and Paris gets credit for it. That's all we need. What the fuck does her wandering in for 5 days do?

Patronising fucking slut.

The icing on the proverbial cake.....say "fuck you Rwanda " and let 800,000 innocent people get massacred and then years later send over Paris Hilton to prance around with her little doggy offerring to help the poor Rwandan people...
Talk about a mind fuck!

I friggen love her hair cut. its super cute and fits her well. shes adorable.

Great. A spoiled, white bitch goes where people are starving. The sad thing is that they'll take one look at her and hand their food to her!

Her trip can be explained in 4 words
Paris loves black cock!

As for wishing she steps on a land mine, that anorexic retard doesn't wiegh enough to set one off!

A philanthropist? I didn't know she collected stamps.

Oh wait, forget it.

You know... this wouldn't be nearly as outrageous if the show weren't called "The Philanthropist."

Anyone ever stop to think that maybe this wasn't her idea?

Ewww!!! Did i just defend Paris?!?!?! Someone shoot me, please!

Angelina Jolie, for all the bad press she's had, was never (thank heavens!) like this idiot Paris when it came to "hard work" and the need for publicity. Could this P H bimbo not just copy Jolie? And to think the first words that ever came out of this bottle-blonde dumbo was something about loving herself and her positive image that would come out of this. She is one over-the-top truly hopeless, pathetic creature.... Is she really beyond redemption?

SpitFire

Jesus TFC. What a shameless gutterslut she is. A reality show about what a jaded rambo-twat she will bestow on starving-ass rawanda? That is terrible. Not only should she be shot, but anyone involved in the production of such an utterly evil whore-hexed event.

Man. I would totally hit that.

I think Paris Hilton's intention to travel to Rwanda is really positive. It's the beginnings of an inner transformation. It's only a beginning, but I sense she has a true desire to make a difference in areas where she sees people suffering....and to make her life count for something.

Is there a selfish aspect to it as well? Like getting attention? For sure. But aren't we all like that? Mixed motivations are in everybody, simultaneously. Our hearts are sound, and generous, and truly wish to serve others. And there's the other side in us all which is always asking, "what's in it for me?", "How can I gain by doing this?"

I think Paris discovered something deep and meaningful in herself while in jail, and she's searcing how to bring it forth. It's all new ground for her. We can aid her by focusing on the good which is trying to arise.....and her trip will be beneficial for Rwandans. They appreciate a caring heart.

Mark

While I guess I sort of applaud her for trying to do something "positive", it obviously reeks of self-promotion which we all know is exactly and totally what Paris is about. So, I have to say it's pathetic.

She does NOT work hard. She does not know what it's like to have to go to work sick because you cannot afford to fall behind in your bills. She does not know what it's like to have to plan meals, grocery shop, clean house, try to afford to go to the doctor, dentist, etc, take care of children to help family who cannot afford daycare, budget your money to make sure you have enough to pay all bills, have to worry about a big electric bill, not be able to buy new clothes every once in awile ... Paris does not have one inkling of what it is to HAVE to do anything. Her whole life is a vacation. She doesn't know what it's like to hardly ever be able to take a vacation. What a joke!

And what is this BS of stars all of a sudden having to go to Africa and/or having to adopt African babies? Are there not enough poor, sickly children here in America? Is there no poverty here in America? Well, I know Paris is going over there because it's good publicity. She wont get dirty or be uncomfortable or eat what the natives eat -- you can be sure about that. Of course, going to West Virgina to help the poor there or going to the inner city New York slums and housing projects would not be as interesting as going to AFRICA. Well, go ahead Paris. I still think you are only thinking of yourself and what peope will think of you. You are not actually doing anything. But I guess you deserve some credit for trying. WHATEVER!

#37 -- What the hell was THAT all about?

Just horrifying ...

You are a mental wreck and a john delorean-egoïst. Practicely crying with david letterman and whe you were going back to jail, you all know? And now you're talking about rwanda. Your dog is much more important to you than those people. Because that fucking little doggie gives you the attention you love, that's why!!
Your HEART isn't in helping others, JUST HANG YOURSELF!!

The people of Rwanda don't need Paris Hilton and her social diseases. They've really begun to rally in the past few years. Theres still a tremendous amount of work to be done over there-it takes a long time to come back from the murders of so many people, not to mention the atrocities and the tensions between ethnic groups. But, the Rwandan people have committed themselves to pursuing justice, rebuilding the economy, and seeing to it that there is never another genocide. They have a lot of heart, something Paris Hilton is lacking, and her thinking she can help them in any way is too funny for words. Why doesn't she just call it what it is- a p.r opportunity and a vacation.

16. theShizaan - Yes, she's going to some special hell, I'm just not sure what that will be yet, but I'm sure it's going to be just reward, though we probably shouldn't be judging her, she's already in a sort of hell: she has absolutely no talent at all and a long nose, huge feet, and ugly, shitty hair, and a whiny, nasal-y voice. I can truly say that I hope she catches Ebola and comes back in a lead coffin. GOD BLESS!

Is she for frikken real??? How on earth CAN she use the people and the war and strive as her backdrop to her self promotion..SHAME ON YOU PARASITE SHAME!!!! ANYONE WHO PARTTAKES OF THIS ATROCITY ( by filming,starring or even watching) SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED...
Sorry for capping guys, but I am mortified that this idiot would do this....I am appalled.
There are many NGO's that go unnoticed for their contirbution in working with the people in wartorn countries.....
Here's a hint parasite....go to Afghanistan..I heard their LOVE you there and they will serve your head up like a treat....Ooooooooopppppppps FU*K!!!!!

Disgusting. Really.

70. kathy -
She ain't worth killin'.

PARIS you are a complete embarrasment to society. YOU ARE A LOSER!!!!!! GET OVER YOURSELF! The more you self promote, the lower your stock is going. You are headed DOWNHILL. Can't wait until you're old and look like JOAN RIVERS. All that will be left from you is a washed up myspace page.

anyone else wanting to see Paris Hilton taking the lead in a real snuff film where she'll be documented as she gets sodomized with a gun and shot from the inside...after being forced to beastiality with a race horse, skunk and a land-mine victim 3 legged elephant, I mean..

I love that she thinks people actually care about seeing her in Africa.
How about you document your trip so that the world can see how that nation
is recovering after almost a million people were murdered, Paris?
I bet she was too busy getting hair extensions and a spray-on tan to realize that those events even happened.
The Philanthropist. PLEASE!

@108. armanda
Jesus, man, that's almost too much. Even she deserves to die in a horrific lonely way with Taliban kidnappers.

mark et all.

Who cares??

All of us want to "make a difference in areas where we see people suffering" but we don't have the time or money to do it.
We need to sort our own problems first.
Not only that, most of us have plans to save the world since we're 10 years old.

Paris waits until she is halfway through her 20s and been disgraced and in jail to actually make an attempt to give a shit about someone else, but she is completely fake and we all know the only reason this was even considered is because of the good it will do her image.
All you assholes talking about how she maybe does give a shit.

If you want to help people your first concern is simply to help, not to find someone who will film you doing it and figure out how much props you will get for doing it.
She is probably getting fucking paid to go!!!!!

Riiiiiiiiight. So the only thing she had to say about this was how it will put HER in the right light? Does she even know what Rwanda is? She might think it's some kind of shopping mall.

So she is going over there to bring attention to the refugees ... but she admits it really is so people can see how hard SHE is working. Yup, that sounds like a humanitarian mission by Paris Hilton. Always thinking about other people.

November 15, 2007
Ms. Hilton goes to Africa
By Belem Sessions

Socialite Paris Hilton arrived at the Hôtel des Milles Collines late Tuesday night after an 18 hour flight from JFK to Kigali’s International Airport. She arrived without the speculated loads of luggage; all ten pieces had been mistakenly sent to the Seychelles. The heiress found replacement clothing in the hotel’s souvenir shop; she wore Rwandan beer Mutzig and Primus t-shirts for the remainder of her week.
Though not well known in Rwanda for whatever it is that she does, Hilton’s name caused some apprehension in the small country. Rwandans still hold France responsible for its troubles and are not fond of French expatriates. Many learned with some relief that Hilton is American, and with some surprise that she does not actually speak French.
First on her itinerary was to visit an orphanage where she and the ministers of education and health took pictures with selected orphans. She spent around 15 minutes passing out tootsie pops, Bratz® dolls and lip-gloss to eager young girls. But when the orphans began to eat the strawberry flavored lip-gloss and play football with the Bratz® heads, it was time to go. She moved on to an AIDS clinic in downtown Kigali where her experience as a medical assistant on The Simple Life came to no use. The socialite looked uncomfortable and pensive as she spoke with dying patients about how her difficult time in a California prison had inspired her to help Rwandans by having their picture taken with her.
The wives of many ministers told Hilton that she looked fat and happy. Her eyes brimmed with tears through many interviews with local journalists who also exclaimed how très grosse she was. She was overheard whispering to her entourage that Rwandans were the rudest people she had ever met.
An interpreter explained to her that fat was actually a compliment and that it was a good thing because it meant she didn’t have AIDS. The interpreter did not explain the truth, which was that many Rwandans strongly believed that she in fact had AIDS both because of her thin frame and her reoccurring film roles.
Before leaving for Africa, Ms. Hilton was quoted as saying she would help Rwandan children by “bringing attention” with her. She would bring the attention; others would do the philanthropy. But for once the paparazzi did not want to follow her. Her own camera crew was left with very little footage of the heiress doing anything but looking pretty. In order to get the attention such a journey deserves, Hilton has bought airtime on E! to turn her “safari” into another reality show. Rwandan orphans replace simple Arkansas country folk as extras on another season of The Simple Life.
Hilton wanted to go on safari before leaving Africa but was told that most of the big game in Rwanda had been eaten during the civil war. She concluded her trip to the motherland by making a stop in South Africa to shop for diamonds and go on a wine-tasting tour. There she experienced a terrible reaction with her mefloquine and alcohol and promtly fell over and died.

I know we like to give Paris a hard time for her exploits and this stuff is silly, but who could have predicted 30 years ago, that Hollywood would become the epicenter of Saints and save the world characters. Paris is just signing up for a program someone else started. I'm sure she'll have some kids from Africa running around her house too.

save us Hollywood
you are our only hope
for world peace
and to protect the planet

Using third world people as unpaid extras to promote herself in a new show thats rich. Run out of rubes in the USA for the SImple Life have we.

a beautiful woman with a cute dog. it is strange i seem to see her profile on sugarcupid.com. it is a celebrities site. she is certified millionaire there, is she lonely or what happened?