Paris Hilton still convinced she’s an actress

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YESSS I WAS FIRST EVERYONE ELSE IS A LSOER HAHHAHHAAH

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paris is a skank and i wanna shit in her face

She's so beautiful! I love her!

she is not beautiful...i see wayyy better looking girls at the mall

I've seen more impressive turds after taking plenty of fiber.

Paris needs to get a reality check... actress?...yeaaaaah right, she needs to see her acting role in the house of wax....yaaaaaawn... she is trying to hard to be famous, humanitarian, designer, parfums, movies, GAVE US A BRAKE PLISSS we are SOOOOO SICK OF U!

An actress? How can she read a script? Didn't she say "Reading is hard"?

Wow, just when you think there would be no way to make the impending Dallas flick a bigger turd bomb, Paris Hilton volunteers. It sounds like this film is going to make Dukes of Hazzard look brilliant by comparison.

I like how turd comes out twice in these comments.

TURD: Paris Hilton, you are a turd.

...I'm rather sick of hearing about this skank but like Anna Nicole you just can't help but read. I'd be elated if she died one morning choking on her lucky charms but we all know she doesn't eat... Food that is. They'd find her dead after choking on cock. Hopefully it'd all be on video. Oh that's right, she's 'changed'. Whatever.

Life is joke.

Make me laugh.....

The Superficial's daily news is becoming as predictable as news coming out of Iraq.

Last 3 stories: Britney, Lindsay, Paris.

I can guarantee that tomorrow it'll be Britney, Lindsay, Paris again. Or maybe to change up the order a bit, some impossibly perky Ms Beckham tits will be thrown into the mix. But that's pretty much it. Rinse, repeat.

Oh, and I hope Paris's vagina becomes carnivorous and starts eating neighborhood boys.

Is she working a trade booth? Yup American Royalty, damn right. Oh yeah, nice pimp cup your highness.

Wow, she wants Rwanda AND Dallas???

Greedy bitch

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Tell me about it, BB

Is Dallas going to be a porno movie? That is the only type of movie she might be qualified to act in and that is a big stretch

Actress? She's been acting human for years. Does that count?

come on man she got some movies under her belt!

http://www.spymac.com/details/?2284071

sucks and blows at the same time. i didn't even know that was possible, even worse she does them both poorly...

I'm the guy in the last picture of the second row....Do you like my expression? It me realizing Paris just gave me Herpes, Crabs, and The Clap just by touching her.

Damn.. I'm in such a bad mood I can't even rip on Paris Hilton. I think I'm coming down with something. That last Lindsay post gave me an infuction. Someone say something funny.

How can anyone think she's beautiful with that wonky eye and man-hands and feet.

Damn..............I was looking forward to the new Dallas movie. If she's in it, I'll never see it, unless there is some nudity involved.

Jimbo,
I should have know that was a troll. Rather presumptuous of me, my apologies. Like FRIST said, not your style.

She is a washing-machine-full-of-dick, but her performance in "House of Wax" was oooookkkkkkaaaaaayyyyyy. Okay? Got that? It really wasn't that bad.

Credit where credit is due.

I still hope she meets a terrible fate in Africa.

^Jodi .

The only movie porn or otherwise she should be in is a snuff film... Saw style.

TS - no problem. I wish they would do something about the trolling in here. I hate to say it, but I would not mind using Typekey again.

Katie Cassidy is the daughter of David Cassidy....aka Keith Partridge.

They'd rather have the daughter of a D-List star than Paris Hilton.

For those of you tried of looking at these same-ole bitches, here is some very fine eye-candy. I love her outfit.

http://babelocker.com/gallery/?gid=326

Dear, Fish,

Let's run down the list of recent posts: Paris, LiLO, Britney, Jenna, & Posh.

For the love of god and the sanity of my penis, could you please post pictures of someone attractive? Hasn't Jessica Simpson been showing cleavage or something? If I really want to see a bunch of attractively challenged women, all I have to do is walk around my office.

Hey, TT... any nudity HAS to be tasteful, OK? Or smothered in Jello... and rice pudding... and whipped cream! mmmm Whipped!!! YEAH!!!

Forget that skank Paris. I just googled Katie Cassidy and she looks PERFECT for the role.

whahah she is crayyyzeh

Can't be any worse than John Travolta playing J.R.........

They're not even filming the movie in Dallas!

LMAO!

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I hate to agree with Paris, but I think she'd be perfect for a movie version of "Dallas." It's going to be a steaming pile anyway, why not go all out? Cast Lohan and Britney too. Might as well, it's not like they're casting "Hamlet."

Also, I like her dress. When she's not dressed like a hooker, she cleans up OK.

If this makes anyone feel better about her impending visit to Africa, there are more plane crashes in sub-Saharan Africa than anywhere else in the world because all their airplanes are raggedy-assed, as are their airports and most African countries have cruddy or nonexistent air traffic control. Shit crashes there all the time. So if she actually goes there, she has a better than usual chance of dying in a plane crash.

I've got both of her amature films, short as they were, I'd like to be the leading man in the next one. It's not about the cash either, I'll do it for free and make sure Britney gets all the proceeds to buy underwear.

even Lindsay turned this role down...and she is lucky to get an audition anymore with a rep like her

TT, good palate cleanser thank you. Just curious though, you think that's the chick from Rock of Love? The one that came in 2nd. Sort of looks like her.

Fuck

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paris hilton is most talented. she can sing she can act she can flirt she's rich she's smart she's beautiful she's cute she's sexy.....infinity~~~~

Cowboy hats and Texas Tea? That's Hot.

This is not a popular 1980's TV show but a 1960's one :D

I thought her getting killed in House of Wax was a highlight, even though she botched that scene and several others.
Maybe an instantly forgettable, cookie cutter T&A gross-out horror movie was a little too ambitious for her, a little above her talent range.

Every time I see one of her "photo op" moments, I have to laugh! She ALWAYS looks like she's posing in front of a mirror....you know, like SOME of us do before we go out...goofing off, and all.

She is such a loser! Yet. we continue to see her everywhere we go.

*HEAVY SIGH*

You simply failed in passing the tests:
Going to Jail, you were crying for mummies help!!
Appearence at david letterman was the best part of all. JESUS CHRIST girl, it showed how a terrible mental-WEAK person you are!! And you wanna go to rwanda? It's better to go directly to a SHRINK/PSYCHIATRY............................paris? Who's that.............WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Such a ditz.

She's way too damn old to play the part of Lucy.

Her dress looks like the Iron Curtain.

In that pic with the other skank it's like they are having a who's nose is more fucked up contest. of course, wonky wins.

Poor Delusional Paris (sniff sniff)

Another nasty little White slut, thinking she can actually do something other than spread her legs.

In one pic they are giving each other the vagina high 5

Why does she have black fingernail polish on? I thought she's racist!

Paris was hot when she was younger, and she has a phenomenal lower body, but now half her pictures look like she's some old republican wifey. The girly girl cutes are leaving her rapidly, and watch her in a movie to see just how awful an actress she really is. She distracts she is so bad. Noone doing a professional movie will include an actress that distractingly bad. The chick has zero cabbage between her ears. She hasnt exactly spent a lot of time in school. I bet in a year, maybe two, she will be completely over, as in you never hear about her over. Pray she doesnt figure out how dumb she is and kill herself, because then we will never hear the end of it. I dont think she will, though. She's stupid, but mercenary and kind of a survivor. You have to be to stay alive and be that dumb.

she is stupid!!

Paris Hilton is crazy like a fox, never underestimate her.

Evidently she CAN sing and dance and act, that is the verdict from people who have worked with her.
And if she can pull her weight in a production, the fact that she is rich should not be held against her.

Paris Hilton is not going away, her wealth alone guarantees that much.
Moreover, she is now an international celeb thanks to the idiot Judge Sauer. People around the world are interested in her, and whatever Paris Hilton does is NEWS.

i am glad to see you here, you are always shining, including your photos on sugarcupid.com.

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