Oct 29 2007Paris Hilton gets into Halloween
Paris Hilton was in the Halloween spirit this weekend as she attended several parties including one at the Playboy Mansion. While the thought of Paris as an actual practitioner of medicine ensures I'll never visit a hospital again, anyone else thinks she looks, I dunno, kind of hot in the sailor outfit? That’s wrong, I know. I shouldn’t even be thinking that. I’d be safer having sex with a lawn mower. Not that I would or anything. Unless it was wearing a slutty sailor’s outfit. Then, c’mon, how do you not?
Edit: Turns out Paris is wearing an Alice in Wonderland costume and is not a nurse. I could've figured that out if I looked near her crotch and saw the words "Alice." However I like my eyes the way they are. Non-melted.


Reader Comments
1. Mactank - October 29, 2007 10:06 AM
She looks hot ...
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2. what??? - October 29, 2007 10:07 AM
why is her pupil missing in the first photo?????? thats HOT
3. fweem - October 29, 2007 10:09 AM
@2 because she doesn't have a soul
4. andy7171 - October 29, 2007 10:11 AM
I like her in the Alice costume better than the Sailor one. I hit that!
5. erica - October 29, 2007 10:12 AM
i'm pretty sure she's supposed to be alice from alice in wonderland, not a practitioner of medicine
6. Gerald_Tarrant - October 29, 2007 10:13 AM
Damn this wonky eyed slut. I think my junk is diseased just from the insinuations.
7. Auntie Kryst - October 29, 2007 10:15 AM
Holy shit, look at pic #2. Does she have contacts that match her costume? That is creppy as fuck. I was going to rip on her saying that rich tart couldn't buy a better costume than what they have a Party City, but then she upped it a notch with the contacts. I wonder if they cover her red eyes for the tears she has shed for Rwanda?
8. ★☆★☆ MISS UNIVERSE ★☆★☆ - October 29, 2007 10:17 AM
What happened to her eye in that photo - she almost has it completely rolled inside her head.
But she does look adorable - she does not show off her legs that often - that baby blue and white mico mini looks great
9. o3p - October 29, 2007 10:18 AM
I never cease to be amazed at how hideous she actually is.
10. lee - October 29, 2007 10:18 AM
sigh, she looks quite okay actually.
11. Legal Eagle - October 29, 2007 10:23 AM
Damn she looks pretty hott for having herpes. She does look really good but she's like the forbidden fruit in the garden of eden, you always want the things you cannot have. Because you'll catch herpes.
12. Texas Tranny - October 29, 2007 10:25 AM
I love the Alice in Wonderland costume. I should get one.
13. RVP - October 29, 2007 10:27 AM
I just jerked off to her, i think im sick
14. Mike - October 29, 2007 10:27 AM
#5, you are correct. Otherwise it's the worst hot nurse costume I've ever seen.
15. Mal Reynolds - October 29, 2007 10:28 AM
Two things:
1. She looks great in the first costume. Despite my knowledge of her diseases...I'm attracted to her.
2. What the hell is dripping down her leg in pic # 12 ?!?!? The costume looks like she spilled something on the skirt and it is continuing to drop down her left leg. Let the speculation begin!
16. Brock Landers - October 29, 2007 10:33 AM
Didn't she say she was cleaning up her image last week? I love this woman.
17. D. Richards - October 29, 2007 10:34 AM
I'm confused. I should use her mouth if I get a chance to now? Fuck-it. I'd bang Paris. Then I'd have her buy me Porsche GT3.
18. Texas Tranny - October 29, 2007 10:35 AM
I love the swish, swish of a petticoat, they are so feminine. I hope she's wearing some pretty ruffled panties under the Alice costume.
19. IHateParis - October 29, 2007 10:45 AM
This thing is the biggest whore in the world - literally and figuratively. What will make her go away besides her stepping in front of an out-of-control bus or Orlando Bloom's car?
20. Riotboy - October 29, 2007 10:50 AM
These two costumes are offset each other. REPEAT SECOND DOWN!!
21. gotmilk? - October 29, 2007 10:50 AM
if you have to put the name of what you're dressing up as on the costume, you've missed the mark completely.
i think this chick finds any excuse to wear next to nothing. miss universe, do you even know who this is? saying she does not show off her legs that often means you do not.
22. melissa - October 29, 2007 10:51 AM
I am shocked at how many people think this twat looks good, yet constantly say Britney looks like shit. Britney is a goddess compared to this gorilla. Paris' legs are disgusting. her face is gross and both of those costumes suck. For as much money as she has, she could afford something a little better than the same costumes everyone else is getting.
23. Cate - October 29, 2007 10:51 AM
#8--- she does not show off her legs that often?? Are we talking about the same Paris Hilton?
24. meemo - October 29, 2007 10:59 AM
um..halloween is a time pretend to be something that you are not. Its pretty lame that Paris went as her usual self, zombie-eyed street walker self.
25. shnoobz - October 29, 2007 11:02 AM
lol at all the negative comments! i'm sure you'd jump into bed with her if given the chance! fatties!
26. Bigheadmike - October 29, 2007 11:04 AM
On the good ship lollipop!!!
27. gotmilk? - October 29, 2007 11:08 AM
25, i don't know anyone who would risk getting the high-5 from this whore.
28. BJS - October 29, 2007 11:11 AM
What is she?
She should have just worn a big yellow big bird outfit since she already resembles big bird! No, I'm serious.... she looks like a freaking bird in the face.
29. Ryan - October 29, 2007 11:11 AM
Haha...her eyes look like M. Bison from street fighter.
And I cant believe nobody made the joke yet about her sailor costume...she was out that night looking for seamen.....ok so maybe it was lame but I still had to say it haha.
30. nipolian - October 29, 2007 11:14 AM
I was just begining to think she looks pretty good in these pics, but then I saw pic 12 and noticed that one of her herpe scabs burst and left herpe puss all over her costume and leg. Nasty.
31. BHawk - October 29, 2007 11:21 AM
Sasquatch feet....
32. otosan - October 29, 2007 11:29 AM
hahaha, her wonder bra is still doing very well job.., or is she really already got milk? =p
33. nipolian - October 29, 2007 11:35 AM
If she wanted to dress up as a Disney character she should have gone as Snow White and the Seven Herpe Scabs.
34. lux - October 29, 2007 11:40 AM
she has manly feet
and it's not a halloween costume if you're just as slutty, only with a new theme. if she wanted to get really into it, she would have worn a business suit, or a below-the-knee skirt... maybe some nice glasses. she could have gone as "college student" or "girl with IQ larger than age"
35. secybitch - October 29, 2007 11:40 AM
I like the Sailor costume. I would wear it, and it would look better on me.
36. Nick - October 29, 2007 11:43 AM
Notice how she uses her bag to cover her crotch getting in and out of the car?
Brit could learn a thing or two
37. Mr Ed - October 29, 2007 11:43 AM
That's a pretty shitty 'Alice' costume. Which is no doubt why Superfish thought she was a nurse.
The contacts are pretty cool though. Just gotta ignore the rest of her.
38. havoc - October 29, 2007 11:58 AM
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Valtrex, keeping your pee pee safe from Paris.....
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39. Feckless - October 29, 2007 12:04 PM
Those white contacts would look better with a Preying Mantis costume, and more natural, and she could wear it while relaxing around the pool.
40. meow - October 29, 2007 12:09 PM
I can tell she's found god.
41. gerard Vandenberg - October 29, 2007 12:12 PM
Showing those terrible ugly and gigantic feet, including knobble toes is enough for HALLOWEEN-experiences, people won't ever forget, GOOD LORD!!
42. Oeuf - October 29, 2007 12:18 PM
Well, it's terrifying alright.
43. Duffy; the diseased slut-whore slayer - October 29, 2007 12:23 PM
Have you all been bitten by undead Paris Hilton wanabee zombies minions?
Paris looks Hot?????Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Snap out of it fuckers this is Paris penis killing fucking Hilton for fucks sake. Don't you know that the world's most evil people names always begin with HILT... it's a scientific fact.
Fact: This girl with will melt your penis off, right off... Having sex with her is like dumping a vat of acid on your genitals. that's BAD.
This skank should NOT excite you, that means her evil plan is working.You must be strong little manboys, this costumed skank should scare the shit out of you worse than the scariest movie you saw as a child. She is pure evil. She will stop at nothing to spread her super STD (which is a horribly mutated version of every STD in existence; all of which she has hence the sickening mutation). The only way is to stop Parasite is to shut off her life of force which, of course, is her giant gaping festering poonanie; the source of all her power.
Her reign of hideous dirty bimbo slut skanking must end or one day all women will be Paris Hilton CLONES!!!
Dum, Dum, Dum...
44. RENEE Z.... - October 29, 2007 12:23 PM
Not hot...40 something She-male on hormones.
45. blizzy - October 29, 2007 12:28 PM
LMAO @ 38. That was good.
I believe she did get her boobs done cause she never had that much cleavage before. Ivanka Trump should've taken a note from Paris.
Valtrex LMAO
46. Steven - October 29, 2007 12:32 PM
What a whore. Go to hell.
47. Anthony - October 29, 2007 1:10 PM
Someone explain to me why everyone hates this girl for being a hot slut. I thought all American women are hot sluts?
Atleast that's what my college experiences have taught me.
48. gotmilk? - October 29, 2007 1:12 PM
Anthony, she's not hot., just a plain old slut. there you go.
49. RVP - October 29, 2007 1:16 PM
Ive already beat off 3 times to her today, i think ill put my one night in Paris DVD on and wack off some more
i cant wait to see her next pussy slip
50. meow - October 29, 2007 1:25 PM
alice in wonderland grew out of her dress
51. Texas Tranny - October 29, 2007 1:36 PM
Nude pics of Kim K are here.................................
http://www.thenewsvault.com/cgi/news.pl?t=1218
52. BunnyButt - October 29, 2007 1:39 PM
I like how, in the sailor outfit, she's got anchors on her tits, just in case someone misses the obvious (her tits).
53. Hecubus - October 29, 2007 1:41 PM
I like the 'hair combed over my wonkey eye' look, she needs to do the same thing for the other eye too ... or just really the whole face. She might not look too hot with all that hair combed down over her face but at least it'd blind her and there'd be a better chance of her stumbling into the path of a speeding truck. Now THAT'S something to jack of to.
54. JP - October 29, 2007 1:49 PM
I'm so ashamed. To think that I doubted Paris Hilton when she was on Larry King Live and proclaimed that from this point on, she would live her life so that it had value and prove to the world that she was a worthwhile person. For a moment, I laughed and mocked her. Now that I see these photos, I stand corrected.
55. nipolian - October 29, 2007 2:07 PM
Bless you Texas Tranny for the link.
56. Texas Tranny - October 29, 2007 2:13 PM
Always glad to share.
57. Southern Hemisphere Babydoll - October 29, 2007 2:28 PM
One more KK shot from the December Playboy for the boys (and girls) ; )
http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2007/10/27/who-wants-to-see-kim-kardashians-vagina-the-playboy-photo-spread/#more-6567 (or click on my name)
58. Valerie hates talentless hacks - October 29, 2007 2:33 PM
Completely unoriginal, as per usual.
59. oops! - October 29, 2007 3:00 PM
Her presence makes me want to scream & hide....like waking up after a drunken nite and realizing you just slept with the ugliest guy in school.
60. kirsten dunst - October 29, 2007 3:12 PM
you guys, does anyone know how to get ahold of her? i've got to ask how she came up with such original ideas. i bet she was the only girl at the party that looked even remotely like that.
61. Lysol - October 29, 2007 3:15 PM
Awhore matie Alice in Whoreland..
She should go as the
GreenGonorrheaGiant
62. Just sayin - October 29, 2007 3:23 PM
Papparazzi called an emergency press confrence
'To shed some light on ...could You catch her Ghonerria/Chlamydia/Herpes simply having the shaft exposed to some of that discharge in pic#12
63. Whip - October 29, 2007 3:26 PM
GreenOoozingGONORERRHEA
yep thats hot
64. Soy - October 29, 2007 3:27 PM
SailorTrannyWhore. . . looks like one of the VillagePeople
65. BOYCOTT HILTON HOTELS NOW! - October 29, 2007 3:29 PM
Rich cunt! This is the last time I waste my time about Paris Herpes Hilton.
66. Hannah T - October 29, 2007 3:36 PM
My God the girl ACTUALLY HAS chicken legs.
67. www.ParisItshot.com - October 29, 2007 4:06 PM
she rocks!! check out the exclusive pics!
68. George - October 29, 2007 4:19 PM
Isn't she kind of OLD to play dress-up on Halloween, and her legs.......they look like they have Aids spots of them.
69. Italian Stallion - October 29, 2007 5:01 PM
I'm Paris the slut woman
I'm Paris the slut woman
I've got lots of STD's
Cause I suck every dick I sees
I'm Paris the slut woman...........
70. spanky - October 29, 2007 5:20 PM
Don't worry, the HIV will kill her eventually
71. Me One - October 29, 2007 6:06 PM
Stop the hating!!
72. Nick - October 29, 2007 7:34 PM
Those are her real eyes rolled back in her head.
73. Nat - October 29, 2007 7:36 PM
The herp rotted the pupils right out of her fuckin' eyes.
74. Dana Marie - October 29, 2007 8:01 PM
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75. Makemepuke - October 29, 2007 9:50 PM
Actually I'm pretty sure the Alice outfit is what Paris intended to wear when she landed in Rwanda and I think her plan was to take her limo to the nearest school and then break out the Alice in Wonderland costumes for all the children to wear including the teen with hacked off arms and legs ( he would get to play the Hukka smoking caterpillar. ) They would then inact the entire story (all filmed of course) which would then be produced for the big screen. She would then donate 10% of profits raised to the, "Save the Mountain Gorilla Foundation" and the Rwandan children would be left with the expereince of a lifetime having first of all met Paris Hilton and second of all having learned first hand through the magical world of Alice, the horrors of using psychedelic drugs and the misgivings of totalitarian genocidal regimes.
Paris in Wonderland by Paris Hilton - philanthropist, humanitarian, altruist, & savoir of Rwandan children. Soon to follow, her newest fragrance "Machete".
76. Serge - October 29, 2007 10:34 PM
Hahaha, she is so hot and creepy in this shot. Skank...
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77. CheshireCat - October 29, 2007 10:49 PM
Fuck her
78. LaDrones - October 30, 2007 12:21 AM
She may look like a broad-shouldered tranny, but at least she can exit a car without showing her Bonaduce.
79. Doc - October 30, 2007 12:21 AM
Typical...
80. choocher - October 30, 2007 2:15 AM
Jayzus will ya take a look at the size o' them shoe stretchers in the last pic. She could power that SUV Flintstone style. Right now, even with the non-stop coke runs around the Hollywood Hills in her Escalade, her carbon footprint and actual footprint are one to one.
81. glyniss - October 30, 2007 2:45 AM
paris kawaii ne! paris is so cute!@
82. Makemepuke - October 30, 2007 10:07 PM
good point Ladrones..we need to see more Bonaduce, he definitely is the most fucked up mutant in hollywood at the moment.
83. Stacey™ - November 1, 2007 10:39 AM
How is that hot? She looks like a fucking pole. A pole with ridiculous clothes on. What's happening to the world?!
84. zsa - November 2, 2007 1:55 PM
Yeah, she looks like Alice in Wonderland from Donny Darko's imagination.
She looks cute in the sailor outfit though...
=)
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