Oct 29 2007Paris Hilton gets into Halloween
Paris Hilton was in the Halloween spirit this weekend as she attended several parties including one at the Playboy Mansion. While the thought of Paris as an actual practitioner of medicine ensures I'll never visit a hospital again, anyone else thinks she looks, I dunno, kind of hot in the sailor outfit? That’s wrong, I know. I shouldn’t even be thinking that. I’d be safer having sex with a lawn mower. Not that I would or anything. Unless it was wearing a slutty sailor’s outfit. Then, c’mon, how do you not?
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Reader Comments
1. Mactank - October 29, 2007 10:06 AM
She looks hot ...
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2. what??? - October 29, 2007 10:07 AM
why is her pupil missing in the first photo?????? thats HOT
3. fweem - October 29, 2007 10:09 AM
@2 because she doesn't have a soul
4. andy7171 - October 29, 2007 10:11 AM
I like her in the Alice costume better than the Sailor one. I hit that!
5. erica - October 29, 2007 10:12 AM
i'm pretty sure she's supposed to be alice from alice in wonderland, not a practitioner of medicine
6. Gerald_Tarrant - October 29, 2007 10:13 AM
Damn this wonky eyed slut. I think my junk is diseased just from the insinuations.
7. Auntie Kryst - October 29, 2007 10:15 AM
Holy shit, look at pic #2. Does she have contacts that match her costume? That is creppy as fuck. I was going to rip on her saying that rich tart couldn't buy a better costume than what they have a Party City, but then she upped it a notch with the contacts. I wonder if they cover her red eyes for the tears she has shed for Rwanda?
8. ★☆★☆ MISS UNIVERSE ★☆★☆ - October 29, 2007 10:17 AM
What happened to her eye in that photo - she almost has it completely rolled inside her head.
But she does look adorable - she does not show off her legs that often - that baby blue and white mico mini looks great
9. o3p - October 29, 2007 10:18 AM
I never cease to be amazed at how hideous she actually is.
10. lee - October 29, 2007 10:18 AM
sigh, she looks quite okay actually.
11. Legal Eagle - October 29, 2007 10:23 AM
Damn she looks pretty hott for having herpes. She does look really good but she's like the forbidden fruit in the garden of eden, you always want the things you cannot have. Because you'll catch herpes.
12. Texas Tranny - October 29, 2007 10:25 AM
I love the Alice in Wonderland costume. I should get one.
13. RVP - October 29, 2007 10:27 AM
I just jerked off to her, i think im sick
14. Mike - October 29, 2007 10:27 AM
#5, you are correct. Otherwise it's the worst hot nurse costume I've ever seen.
15. Mal Reynolds - October 29, 2007 10:28 AM
Two things:
1. She looks great in the first costume. Despite my knowledge of her diseases...I'm attracted to her.
2. What the hell is dripping down her leg in pic # 12 ?!?!? The costume looks like she spilled something on the skirt and it is continuing to drop down her left leg. Let the speculation begin!
16. Brock Landers - October 29, 2007 10:33 AM
Didn't she say she was cleaning up her image last week? I love this woman.
17. D. Richards - October 29, 2007 10:34 AM
I'm confused. I should use her mouth if I get a chance to now? Fuck-it. I'd bang Paris. Then I'd have her buy me Porsche GT3.
18. Texas Tranny - October 29, 2007 10:35 AM
I love the swish, swish of a petticoat, they are so feminine. I hope she's wearing some pretty ruffled panties under the Alice costume.
19. IHateParis - October 29, 2007 10:45 AM
This thing is the biggest whore in the world - literally and figuratively. What will make her go away besides her stepping in front of an out-of-control bus or Orlando Bloom's car?
20. Riotboy - October 29, 2007 10:50 AM
These two costumes are offset each other. REPEAT SECOND DOWN!!
21. gotmilk? - October 29, 2007 10:50 AM
if you have to put the name of what you're dressing up as on the costume, you've missed the mark completely.
i think this chick finds any excuse to wear next to nothing. miss universe, do you even know who this is? saying she does not show off her legs that often means you do not.
22. melissa - October 29, 2007 10:51 AM
I am shocked at how many people think this twat looks good, yet constantly say Britney looks like shit. Britney is a goddess compared to this gorilla. Paris' legs are disgusting. her face is gross and both of those costumes suck. For as much money as she has, she could afford something a little better than the same costumes everyone else is getting.
23. Cate - October 29, 2007 10:51 AM
#8--- she does not show off her legs that often?? Are we talking about the same Paris Hilton?
24. meemo - October 29, 2007 10:59 AM
um..halloween is a time pretend to be something that you are not. Its pretty lame that Paris went as her usual self, zombie-eyed street walker self.
25. shnoobz - October 29, 2007 11:02 AM
lol at all the negative comments! i'm sure you'd jump into bed with her if given the chance! fatties!
26. Bigheadmike - October 29, 2007 11:04 AM
On the good ship lollipop!!!
27. gotmilk? - October 29, 2007 11:08 AM
25, i don't know anyone who would risk getting the high-5 from this whore.
28. BJS - October 29, 2007 11:11 AM
What is she?
She should have just worn a big yellow big bird outfit since she already resembles big bird! No, I'm serious.... she looks like a freaking bird in the face.
29. Ryan - October 29, 2007 11:11 AM
Haha...her eyes look like M. Bison from street fighter.
And I cant believe nobody made the joke yet about her sailor costume...she was out that night looking for seamen.....ok so maybe it was lame but I still had to say it haha.
30. nipolian - October 29, 2007 11:14 AM
I was just begining to think she looks pretty good in these pics, but then I saw pic 12 and noticed that one of her herpe scabs burst and left herpe puss all over her costume and leg. Nasty.
31. BHawk - October 29, 2007 11:21 AM
Sasquatch feet....