Oct 1 2007Paris Hilton cries on Letterman

Yeah!

2nd

THIRD! She's a fucking dumb shitbucket.

FIRST !

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LEAVE PARIS ALONE! SHE'S A HUMAN BEING!

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Ha! Ha!

fifty thousandth!

Shes really pissed off and uncomfortable as shes flipping her leg all the time. Poor her. Although I don`t like her.

All celebrities are worthless(some more than others) and I will never respect ANYONE who is on television or in movies for career reasons (not I saved that drowning baby news story reasons-real people who do great things get respect of course) and so my level of disrespect has gone down slightly for Mr. Lettermen because he's not real but he did do something really great.

Make the bitch squirm.
Done.
Good man!

way to go dave. but you're a hooiser, i didn't expect less from you.

My asshole has more personality than Paris.

ive been in a coma for the past seven years. paying into cable and the networks is dumb. especially supporting dumbass like these two. i wonder if pairs did something that she regrets while in prison- not just the fact that she went. wheres the security tape on that? ...& the gossip on the beautiful people, which she is not?

Letterman is the MAN!!! Much as I want to believe that the higher-minded Aquarian part of Hilton will come out, I'm convinced there is nothing there but pink fluff found in house attics. Fuck that phoney-baloney, do-nothing, say-nothing, be-nothing poonan ie-head. Dumb-assed fake blond, fake eyed, jealous of here uglier little sister, dumb head.

I feel like calling her a cockadoodie-head and well, I will!!!

LOL LadyJane, I bet it does :-)

Does she think Dave is her friend?

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Cockadoodie head

Tee Hee

Jail Mystery Meat Dinner - Does that cum through a Hole in the Wall????

Leeetrman is great. That bitch should have known. #5 I hope that was sarcasm.

Just shows Paris is a chick used to getting her own way and having people kiss her skinny ass. She comes on Letterman to sell her shit, make a personal commercial out of his show, and he kicks her for it. Sounds fair.

Gotta love the girl's enunciation: "It's a really cool futuristic whore film!"

haha. wrong prison #17

No one takes her seriously anymore. She's practically finished. She can't act worth beans, her records were mediocre DESPITE her notoriety, she wants to have a baby because everyone else is having a baby, then she'll throw it in the garbage where she ditches her other dogs, monkeys, assorted exotic pets.

She's vapid, ugly and shamless.

I'm glad she made an ass of herself to come out and try to shill her crap

I was imitating Chris Cocker. Or is it Crocker?

please everyone, continue talking about paris. its what you love to do!

Oh yeah, she really broke out the waterworks...that must be after the 7+ minutes of video you have here. Lame.

LOL Funny .. I wish more people would make this bitch cry and pull her down from the "thrown" that she's placed her self on. ROtten fucking bitch i hate her.

I cant believe that I just watched that. My eyes are burning. My mind is numb. DFC!

A Musical Futuristic Whore Film

I am pretty sure she has never been taken serioulsly, Alyssa. She's a whore, always has been, always will be. God her parents must be proud...

David Letterman is a piece of shit. He doesn't have any more class than she does.

Shes so arrogant that she thinks she deserves to be on Letterman for something she did that was entertaining. Even the B list entertainers that show up on Letterman have done something. Paris no more deserves to be on that show then I do, so she deserves to get poor treatment.

You made me watch this stupid video and lose 8 minutes of my life. She didn't cry FFS, that's the reason I watched the stupid thing. Thank you very much.

As much as I dislike Paris, I thought she handled herself really well. Letterman was being a complete asshole.

Zat ez zee besssttt.....Thank You Dave. You're a real giver.

omg but she didn't cry.

Master of the Obvious: Dave has always been an asshole, just like this site is for trashing celebrities.

P.S. Just in case you didn't already know that stuff, the master just restated it.

Cry for me Paris. Whore.

David Letterman is a former alcoholic. He should have some compassion. Paris Hilton has never done anyone any harm. I'm not going to watch David Letterman any more. What a bully. Paris should never go on his show again.

Paris in tears? what a laugh...she transcends trainwreck....she's laughing all the way to the bank

I have to give credit where it's due: Paris does seem to be making a sincere attempt to change her image

With the hair and the shoulders and the pissed-off attitude, she's really got her tranny on here.

Her eyes got filled up, fo shizzle. Dave was brutal. Wow. Good times.

GOOD LORD - did I read one of those comments right?

Paris Hilton is NOT a human being - she is a pathetic excuse for a THING that insists on violating our eyes on a regular basis. She is probably a cunningly placed device for an evil alien lord who is trying to bring down the earth's average intelligence.

i now swear allegiance to david letterman. ALL HAIL THE LETTERMAN!!! (at the end of the interview, he should've stood up and just punched that cum bubble right in the mouth.)

This is nothing. Back on the old show, Dave used to get into it all the time with fat-headed celebs (like Cher or ShirleyMacLaine) - real ones, usually actresses, not imposters like Paris. He had to hold all that back to get his CBS gig. I'm glad to see he can still bring it when he thinks his guest is full of shit.

Luv ya PAris !!!!!!!!!!! you are sooo beautiful!!! dont listen what people say 2 u !!!!! u are great !!!!! mwamwa

#38 - Paris not return to Letterman? Western Civilization will come to an end. Forward your concerns to CBS. I'll bet Dave will get canned. His attack will cost her an Oscar.

She'll be back for more as soon as she has some new project she needs to promote. There's no other reason to have a skank like her on a show like Letterman's. More swill from the Paris publicity machine.

i don't like paris as much as the next human, but dave was just a bully. no class. and hardly creative.

Please. Paris slops that shit up more than when she went down on her girlfriend in prison. The only reason she was crying is because she remembered her cellmates would never let her put on the strap-on. Actually, I heard they were gonna use "old billy" on her, like in "Born Innocent", but after looking at her cootch lips hanging low in the shower like the jowls on a hound dog, they decided there was no baseball bat NEARLY big enough. Poor Paris. No prison rape for her.

It would be so much better if she just pulled out a gun and blew her brains out. I bet that would've gotten a standing ovation!

P.S. 46? Does your special ed teacher know you're using the computer?

Why didn't Dave cut to the chase and get straight to the fistings Paris endured while in the joint? That's what America wanted to know.

Wow. I'm not a fan, but she's got a lot of guts to sit there and be bombarded with question after question. You have to give her kudos for just being there.

well, not to defend Paris....but Dave was kinda being a dick about it.

Jay, Dave, Jimmy Kimmel and Carson all suck beyond belief. Conan is the only late night person worth watching

what an asshole. it almost made me feel sorry for paris.

i don't feel a bit sorry for this elderly woman. everyone she knows has some kind of talent (even brit who actually can sing real good), will power to get better (linds) or a loving one (nicole). paris has, uh, well, you know, MONEY. that' s a REAL talent!
and that entourage guy who hangs out with her. doesn't he know that paris lows the reputation of everything she touchs?

I was channel surfing and saw that she was on long enough to feel any respect for Letterman diminishing. Paris must have the stupidest PR people on the planet. If you've done dumb shit lately, Letterman's gonna mention it when you go on his show, and if you're not prepared to answer questions about it, don't go on. And what about Letterman's people? Are they that hard up for guests? I find it hard to believe they can't find other celebrities to shill their product on national TV.

I love it that everyone says they're sick of hearing about Paris, but they continue to put her dumb ass on TV and in movies. Maybe if people would stop returning her calls (that's Hollywood for "don't call us, we'll call you"), she'd go away.

The only way Paris Hilton will ever do anything good for humanity is if she starts starring in bukkake films.

Shame on Letterman for making me defend Paris. lol
Does anyone really think that the old turd is even funny anymore (other than my 65 year old father-in-law?). His opportunity to be a journalist or interviewer expired 25 years ago. Go back to shaving Chris Elliot's backhair, Dave.

People feeling bad for, or even defending, Paris Hilton are spineless. If the roles were reversed, would Paris feel bad for you? She'd be laughing. While talking into her cell phone. That's why it's enjoyable to see somebody mercilessly tee off on a bitch who doesn't care about anybody else. Her eyes filled up with tears for...HERSELF. Gee, what a huge surprise. Go lick her infected pussy on some other site.

Well it was really sad, he kind of tricked her into a situation her simple mind could not possibly understand... also the last few minutes he made up for it already so she probably likes uncle dave again and can't remember what made her feel so uncomfortable

Dave's been doing that for years. He's earned his place in entertainment, whether you like him or not. Paris has earned nothing, but prances around as if she's some type of treasure. She deserved every bit of what she got. I hope the weepy commenters here aren't parents.

that dumb cunt.

Even if Paris is spoiled and stupid bitch (that she is), that doesn't chance that fact that Letterman was a real asshole.

you can't be an asshole to another asshole. it's simple. even you bleeding heart retards should be able to grasp that.

Look, just skip all the prefaces - "I'm not a Paris fan" and "I hate Paris, but" and "Paris is a bitch, but". You're all Paris fans, that's obvious by your overall comments. Just go for it and support her 100%, like you do on other sites. Stop being such scared little bitches.

David Letterman is the most unfunny piece of shit in America. I kinda sorta feel bad for Paris, yeah its all she really has to talk about but it is old news, shutup and move on already.

I agree... Letterman is a fucking tool.

I agree... Letterman is a fucking tool.

Letterman gave her what she deserved. Besides, what does she DO besides go to jail? Maybe if she actually tried to do something for once in her worthless life, people would actually give a shit. But no one does because she doesn't.

Why are people defending her? She treats people horribly all the time. Why shouldn't she get a taste of her own medicine? He went easy on her. She deserves a bitch slap.

David Letterman is a douche. He's never even funny. That's why they tell you to laugh no matter how unfunny his jokes are before they take you to your seat! I know from personal experience!

God that guys full of himself, laughing at all of his unfunny jokes, it was painful to watch. Enjoy whoever this guy is America!

you fuckhead wouldn't know wit if it crawl up your assholes. dave is funny. period.

why would you feel pity for this worthless piece of trash??

and why does david have paris on his show? BECAUSE YOU IDIOTS DONT STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT TALENTLESS, VACUUS, PIECE OF SHIT. hell ratings are ratings.

What a Shitload of F*** !!

I saw this on youtube and was shocked at how boring it was. David Letterman used to be a kickass talk show host, but I'd much rather watch Craig Ferguson these days.

Don't know why Paris would even bother going on Dave's Show anyway. I guess she feels some loyalty to her home town of NYC, but Dave is a nobody who gets trounced in the ratings by Jay and hasn't had an interesting interview in over a decade. I hope Paris never comes back. Let Dave fill his show with those thrilling conversations he has with gay band conductors and Asian mini mart owners. Jay and Conan are where it is at. Stick to that and you will be fine Paris! Dave is beneath you.

fatdrunkandstupid.... wow, what a fitting name!!

yeah, let dave waste his time with actual actors, musicians and politicians.... i guess he'll have to do w/out the brilliance that is paris. such a contribution to the human race.... god we can thank MORONS like you that she just doesn't go away.

Why Paris was on Letterman is as much of a mystery to me as the "Leave Britney Alone" guy getting his own show next year. Famous for not doing jack shit.

I didn't think the whole thing was that bad. Dave got to entertain his audience a little by teasing Paris and Paris got to plug her perfume and movie. This is a fair trade. You can't talk about perfume for 8 friggin minutes. And Paris is a tough cookie and she certainly was NOT crying. They seemed to end on decent terms..You guys are such DRAMA QUEENS..

she didnt even cry "breaks out the waterworks"..waste of time

man, this site has gone downhill, especially in terms of the comments. so many people writing to bash Letterman and support Paris, it's just unimaginable. Letterman had a box full of Emmy awards even before he started his CBS show, and Paris is a diseased racist ex-con no-talent tranny. and people look at that and side with Paris. you're probably the same people who trash her in other stories, but when Letterman does it straight up, face-to-face, no excuses and no mercy, you cry like little bitches. pathetic.

D A V E I S B R I L L I A N T!

Again I have to post that I think this is just funny as hell...I've never liked Letterman... but for this, I do. ..I love how the audience was laughing AT her, not with her.. I love how it made her uncomfortable.. ..I love how when she ultimately lays her head down at night she will think back to that and she WILL cry... it was complete humiliation for her. I love it, love it love it. This skank deserves nothing but a hard time for being the superficial self consumed whore that she is. I don't know what her "new" perfume smells like..but I can only imagine that it smells like Rick Solomans dick up in her stink hole.

I was only imitating Chris Cocker. I was #5 BTW.

sweet. letterman is being payed millions of dollars to be an asshole. it'd be great if he was actually funny.

Dave is closer to dead than alive. Probably because of the tension he feels for treating people like shit. He should be grateful the medical profession figured out heart bypass operations because without them he'd be dead and there would be interviews with anyone. Dave I hope your quality of life is in the sitter and you die painfuilly soon. I can't believe I'm siding with Paris. IF she tries to thank me I'll have to make her fetch sticks or something.

WOW! I must say.... Paris sure handled that well! Dang, security would have to escort me out if I were in her shoes.

More importantly, did she get the parakeet?

Damn. Letterman was beyond disrespectful to Paris. Not that I care much since Paris is a waste. But he was a rotten show host to her. I would have bitch slapped him.

Even the line "I'll buy you a parakeet" was patronizing and disrespectful. Fuck.

letterman is a douche

LOL sorry but that was funny she is a total airhead that finally got a taste of reality. SHE WANTED TO BE IN THE SPOTLIGHT AND NOW FAME HAS SHOWED ITS REAL FACE AND ITS NOT PRETTY. they were laughing at her not with her and dave talked down to her. she tihnks ppl take her seriously and htat she is so hot but shes not HAHA!!! it was hilarious!!

...he wants to fuck her.
He's worried what people will say, so this is the only way to express his desires.

#86 - "I can't believe I'm siding with Paris."

Please. You're clearly a huge Paris fan. Teh ghey gives you away.

Paris' short hair and broad shoulders certainly are pulling support from the bi-curious crowd.

Earlier this year; Paris, as seen and heard (on tape) in, you know, real life:

In the footage, Paris and her sister Nicky are at a house party dancing by themselves to the sounds of Notorious B.I.G.’s “Hypnotize". A male friend who dances in between them was referred to as a "f a g g o t" by both Hilton sisters.

Then, at about 2 minutes and 45 seconds into the footage, Paris approaches the camera and laughs, “We’re like two n i g g e r s!"

The “Simple Life" star, who recently reunited with her black former best friend, Nicole Richie, steps to the camera again at about 3:55 to vent about a run-in with a woman at the party, whom she describes as a “fuckin’ hoodlum, broke, poor bitch from like, Compton – public school bitch."

****So that's the poor little girl you're defending against mean old Dave. Do you all have Alzheimers? Or just cradle-to-grave retardation?

I don't like Paris, but I felt bad and embarrassed for her. David wasn't being professional at all. He was being a complete asshole actually.

If it's the only conversation worthy thing she'd done, EVER, than why have you yapped like a bitch poodle about her INCESENTLY for the last two years????

Thank God she was on Dave's show. The other bootlickers that people are saying are "better" - Leno, Kimmel, even Conan - would have cracked a few jokes then moved on to a fawning interview with this conceited know-nothing/done-nothing bitch, playing along like she actually deserves celebrity treatment. Dave's the only one who's got balls. After 25 years and a roomful of Emmy awards, why the fuck would he care if a phony felt uncomfortable during his interview?

she didnt cry.

yeeeeeahhh...even though paris really doesn't contribute to the society in any beneficial way, i still felt like she handled it pretty damn well after being barraged with those questions. dave was being kind of a persitent jackass, and i actually felt bad for paris (which i never thought i really would...).

David Letterman was not being an asshole. He might not be the best guy on the planet, but god, he was practically kind to her. The scariest thing he did was call jail the 'slammer' and poke fun at some lame freak in the audience shouting ' I love you'. Arghh that's scary....not..... Paris deserves someone to show her that perhaps she isn't the best thing to ever walk the earth. You can see that is what she thinks, every time she opens her mouth she says things like 'I am really kind and pretty and sweet and I wish people could see it.' She is famous for a sex tape; she does not need to work to inherit her millions; why doesn't she just go on a permanent holiday and leave the rest of the world to reality?

She is vacuous and pathetic and an embodiment of everything wrong and perverse about Western society.

I know his moustache is ugly and he's been kinda harsh toward the Jews, but I thought Hitler showed some real class while Dave was being so mean to him during the interview.

I think it's funny when people call it "jail". She didn't go to "jail". She was alloted private room and board for a short period of time, didn't have to interact with the other inmates, took a break in the middle of it because it made her sad..I mean what she went through was basically like a toddler being put in a corner, then wetting her pants to earn herself a few minutes being changed before going back to finish time out.

lol! Letterman did a great job making Paris feel uncomfortable.

@101

Amen.
She just needs to fuck off.

I wouldn't call that crying. She swung her leg and made a pouty-face. I wanted tears and snot running down her face and sobs of anguish for being such a shallow, no-talent waste of life. I really think she's retarded. I really do. She's like the retarded girl who has sex with the football team because she thinks one of them will be her boyfriend. She couldn't name ONE THING she read in the Bible, the book which she said completely changed her life when she was in jail. What changed her life about it? The cover? The pretty pictures? Then she goes to pretend jail and she can't take it! She was only there a couple of days and she melted like the sorry little spoiled cum dumpster she is.

Paris is a life support system for a vagina.

What does Fish have against John Wayne Gacy? I just love his clown paintings!

@ 67, i disagree. leno is most unfunny piece of shit in america...next to chevy chase. i wish conan could just host them all. VIVA LA CONAN!

@95: Oh c'mon, they were just being friendly and having fun. You sound like a butt-plugging groid-lover.

Dave is a pump-head . . .

I thought I loved Dave. Now I'm pretty sure I'd clip his toenails and shave his back if he asked me to. GO DAVE! FUCK that Herp Queen!

i wish i had seen this sooner.

awesome.

@26: when did anyone ever take her seriously? just asking, cuz that's news to me :p

I saw this when it aired and I was enjoying every minute of it! At first, when I realized that Paris Hilton was a guest, I was about ready to change the channel, but then Dave kept grilling her and I put down the remote and sat back with a huge grin on my face! Go Dave! It's about time someone put that spoiled brat in her place! He turned all the lemonade for her back into lemons! Like when the audience member said he loved her, and Dave.....Hahah

I like when he asked, "So what are you doing to keep your energy up? How are you getting your nutrients." And she answered, "I do sit-ups."

I didn't know sit-ups are comparable to eating...

Letterman was very rude.

Especially in light of his own traffic offenses a few years ago, when he was cited for drinking and driving.

Not quite sure if he was sober during this pretaped show. No sober person drinks down a perfume bottle.

Paris handled herself with great dignity, although Letterman was obviously annoying her.
Paul Shaeffer even said to Dave later "She handled you very well".
Of course, you left that part out of the video.

You guys all have a boner when watching Paris Hilton, otherwise you wouldn't be here, you naughty perverts.

I don't know how many times Paris should be nailed and embarrassed.. People are so mean and self-righteous... How can she change if we don't give her room for change????

Paris Hilton never gets a fair chance to change... Dave's mean... blah blah blah. Whatever! She drove without her liscence twice and got caught and went to jail. People are always going to be talking about that so Paris, needs SUCK it up! Spoiled little bitch is so used to having people walk on tip toes around her; kissing her ass.

Yes Paris represents today's preoccupation with shallow so-called fame but Dave was being a jerk dragging on the grilling that long. For once I felt bad for her.

PS: He should've spanked her ass two times instead!

I can't believe all you defending this bitch!! There's no fucking way you can possibly mean these things.

poor paris hilton. dave was so fuking mean to do so! we from MALAYSIA support ya! mwah!!!

god I love letterman. I would totally marry him if I wasn't already married and didn't think being married is retarded. I am wearing pants!

Letterman is an asswipe for pulling this off on Paris Hilton. No way to talk to your guests, especially on public television. Paris should never come on this idiot's show again.

Letterman is dumb fucking pumphead and so is poster #121 but being a pumphead works for Letterman. Poster #121 has been left in a state of inordinate naive credulity. What a stupid fucking pumphead!

PUMPHEAD! STUPID FUCKING PUMPHEAD!!!

I cannot believe the comments im hearing defending paris hilton. All of you retards are just 1 friends episode away from turning into giant walking vaginas.

I bet most of you live in California.

she didnt cry! i didnt even see her eyes water up! (otherwise she probably woulda wiped her eyes at least once)

that was gay

WELL< once again, Paris Hilton shines through!!! Letterman disrespectfully baraged her with questions about jail, no tears did I see, yet she smiled and laughed throughout the whole interview, with one little pout trying desperately to get him to get off the subject of jail. This proves that Hollywood is slimy and immature as middle schoolers picking on a classmate. SORRY, I thin Paris has class, and she made a little mistake and of course the judge who rendered her jailbound is as bad as Hollywood and immature as the middle schoolers as well. We expect more from adults towards mankind. I rebuke myself for expecting anything more of adults in today's world, much less Hollywood.!!! You GO girl, PARIS HILTON has class!

You "hear" comments?! PUMPHEAD!!! STUPID FUCKING PUMPHEAD!!!

Isn't she used to people making fun of her yet?

Stupid American doll getting slapped in boring American talkshow..... Yawn.... Interesting.....

You people are SOFT! That interview was nothing compared to how Dave was on NBC back in the day! David Letterman is brilliant! You have to have a certain kind of intelligence to 'get' Dave's humor. Anyone who doesn't get his humor is probably into the sick stupid "Little Johnny" kind of humor from those annoying forwarded emails you get from your buddies who have no other life, or you probably own "Crybaby" on VHS. Dave is more alive than ever, hilarious, and making a ton more money than any of you could ever even hope to panhandle for!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ks-ETpcBDgs

Uhh Dave would have been funny if this happened like..two months ago, but at this point it just seems desperate for a cheap laugh. In my opinion, Paris kinda owned him in the face by telling him to pretty much shut the fuck up. Go Paris!

I've never liked letterman, his "jokes" weren't funny at all. Anyway, yes, Paris is known for being frightfully vapid and shallow, but that doesn't mean she's exempt from tactful treatment. She tried to politefully deviate from the jail topic, but Letterman just kept on pressing the issue.

By the way, I didn't see any tears there. Don't misrepresent and then fault her for something that isn't in the video.

She deserved every bit that she got, and then some. Anybody who says otherwise is a gutless celebrity suckup.

Paris is a dumb whore who got celebrity status for being born into a wealthy family- she a total idiot . First of all she was alone the whole time she was in jail- she should have been put with the general population while she was in jail, then we'll see how bad jail could be.
She is a shallow piece of shit who has contributed nothing to society and any time she contributes to any causes is for her own self promotion.

AHAHAHAHHAH - FRIGGEN GENIUS!

Hilarious - fucking she could have just answered the questions. What was so bad about them?? Letttterman rules!!!!!

I think she handled the situation very gracefully, and I do - for once- think Dave was way out of line and inappropriate.

Honestly, David L. was being stupid. I think she handled the situation well, seeing as he's being an idiot. No one cares about Paris in jail anymore.

mate shez a slut alright? but who ever said that she didnt do shit u wrong mate... do some research and see actually paris did some good things aswell, like helping homeless n stuff like that... so what if shez a slut or blah blah blah, mind ur own business and ur own shit... live her alone, u a fking idiout 2 if u get low. and this dude his a dumb fuck, she suffered enough and now he gives her more shit... for fuck sake mate, ill would of fking liv from the show the minute he started to be rude and make his show an emberresment... who doesnt aggree with me?