Oct 15 2007Pamela Anderson proves she’s not pregnant – with alcohol!

FIRST !!!!

hepatitis, kill her off already.

so very nearly first

Science is totally rad!!! I love science!

Who is that blond woman? Is she famous?

guys, if you really have the chance of being first you should try and say something worth reading. like how you wish some celebrities were dead. because... we all can count. right?

NFN, but the girl has NEVER been pretty and now she always looks like a snarling pug.

I hate when women curl their lip like that. That look only works for girls who have short upper lips and buck teeth, you know that open-mouthed, "Oh!" look. Stop it Pamela, it only makes you look uglier adn show shey you had to get implants to detract from your mug.

Plastic Surgery & White Girl/Man Gone Wrong.

how did she think that it was a good idea to pick a wedgie on the red carpet in front of the cameras? assy and classy

What science really needs to do is to develop a Pam Anderson robot that looks like she did about 20 years ago. Maybe then we can give one to the Fish, and he will stop putting pictures of the real Pam up here.

She ain't prego. She's about 50 years old now.

That's pretty truth with you. Two kids is more than enough for pammy anderson!! Now you have time left for the las vegas glitter and glamour, you love so much. Become a sort of stylist for Pin-Ups for instance. You just damn well knows what we, MEN, like to see!!

Dear Pam,

I hate to break this to you, but you are now 40 years old. On top of that, you have had kids and spent a substantial portion of your life partying like a Kennedy. Please do us all a favor and stop dressing like a 20 year old trying to trade sex for Old Milwaukee at a frat house. It's no longer sexy. It's actually somewhere between scary and sad. You are still an attractive 40 year old. Buy some clothes that are age appropriate so the rest of us can stop gaging when we are forced to view pictures of you. Thanks for the effort,

FT

Has anyone ever seen her in BLACK in a dress with a HIGH NECKLINE?!

She looks elegant.

That is a load off my mind. I had been wondering if Pam was pregnant all weekend

Stupid skank!

I'd do Brit Brit before her. At least the boobs are real. Oh...AND she's STD free (I think).

her legs are a totally different color than the rest of her body.

it looks like someone's had some work done on their face since 2 weeks ago.

those eyebrows should be illegal.

I bet Pamela's grandchildren are very proud of how attractive their beloved grandmother is. I mean, she's incredibly hot, for an elderly woman. You go, girl!

It is NEVER okay to drink with an active Hep C infection, this will come back to haunt her in the way of cirrhosis of the liver sooner rather than later. Pam is sending out a horrible message to all of those that are suffering from Hepatitis C.

Damn Fish, FUNNY comments. And you commenters are ON IT today, #5 and #12, you're killing me! Still laughing.

On a related note, Pam has now officially passed the point of being able to look decent. Die with dignity, bitch. Put some clothes on. Get some fucking rest.

Yes, 18., but the bad message she is sending out is that you think you can leave the house without a bag over your head when you get to look as haggard as she does (especially in pic 5).

Poor Pamela. She seems so lost now. No matter how much she changes her body to makes things bigger, she becomes ever smaller in spirit. I pray that she finds her way back to the Truth. A mediation:

A long time ago I never knew myself. Then the memory
Of shame birthed its gift.
No more. The small one, the weak one, the frightened one.
Running from beatings, deflating. I'm becoming more
Than a man. More than you ever were. Driven and burning
To rise beyond Jesus.
I'm born again with snakes eyes
Becoming Godsize
I found my life was slipping through my hands. Perhaps
Through death my life won't be so bad.

Folks if you want to see another Mom who is as bad or worse than Britney look no futher. Can you imagine if this whore was your mother. Jesus fucking slut it would be a nightmare. I 'm not even going to discuss the revolting idiocy of consuming alchohol with that little slut disease she's carrying.

Canada doesn't even want to acknowledge that she was once their little whore she's just an effin embarassment. Come on skanky old lady know your expiration date time to pull this has been off the shelf. It's ovah Pammy.

P.S. You have the most pathetic piss poor filthy taste in men, your boys will hate your guts one day.

Forget herpes and HepC, man. Looks like she caught Paris's wonky eye. Oh the shame...

Can anyone tell me why Rick Soloman is famous? How does he get these women? Also WTF would Pam Anderson be with that douche after that Paris tape? Not making a bad comment here, just curious. All I know of the guy is that he's some sort of low rent Joe Francis, and that's as bad as it gets.

At least Britney knows she lacks in the parenting department. This bitch trumpets to anyone who will listen about what a wonderful mom she is when there is clearly so much evidence to the contrary.

Wow this is the first time I've ever seen her covering up her boobs. Maybe there is hope for her yet......

Pamela thinks her plastic boobies are so hot that if she had a plastic baby inserted in her uterus she'd be twice as hot. Her plastic surgeon doesn't care so long as Pam shows him the money. Plastic surgeons are a celebrities best friend.

The only thing she can challenge is her intelligence, and she would win because she's mentally challenged! Get it? Tee hee.

P.S. Pam is a used up dish rag. Please stop posting her pictures. I have to skip lunch because of this bitch.

Hey 21! Why don't you apply the last line of that poem to yourself. Man. Wherre did all of these bible thumpers come from. Christ.

#21 - bethany - you sound hot. what are you wearing right now? do you think you could post some dirty pictures of yourself on the web? maybe a couple upskirts of you reading Billy Graham and twiddling the bean or something...

Can somebody tell me why she doesn't shoot up with botox? It can't be a vanity thing when we're dealing with this trash. A facial peel? She has to have the money. It's kind of like all she cares about is the body, when that face needs sooo much help. The 5 inches of makeup just isn't doing the trick anymore.

the bloom is off the rose, honey. she is in that middle age trying to look young but looking haggard and tired phase that I see everyday here in the burbs. buy some mom jeans and hang it up Pammy. the sexy years are ovah.

my mom started menopause at her age!

Yes, she told friends, family and business associates that her hook up with Rick, and the infamous "indecent proposal" story was all part of a "publicity stunt". However, in order to give the story some credence she had to bed Rick a few times, and she beleives she got knocked up almost immediately.

To cover this mistake, she then told everyone it was "true love" between her and Rick. She asked him not to reveal the "pregnancy" until she was sure it was real, and would go to term. She initially claimed to be "Delighted" and "blessed by fate".

Unfortunately, Rick told the world anyway,(a month earlier than agreed), and they then decided to pretend to be "delierioulsy happy about it." Pam decided to press for a "shot-gun" wedding to counter Kid Rocks revelations about her fictitious miscarraige last year!

Her only job,(as Hans Klocks assistant), will be cancelled if she cannot complete her contractual obligations for a set number of shows, the development of new routines, and a forthcoming world tour. A "pregnancy" would prevent her from working.

So, even as we speak, she is working on an escape scenario. Her friends, family and associates dislike Rick intensely, and Pam herself has acknolwedged him to be a "sleaze ball". She is caught in a scam that has gone badly wrong.

Likely escape plans include;

Another "miscarraige", or the "discovery" that the home pregnancy test produced a "false positive" result,(this part of the plan in now in operation); folowed by a divorce after a few months,(based on Ricks abuse, manipulation and gambling addiction); followed by a world tour with Hans,(to allow the press coverage to die down.) This then sets her up for yet another "comeback" in 6 - 8 months.

Talk about getting caught between a rock and a hard place!

The real reason why Pam was so furious with Rick's gambling was that she desperatly need to project an image of complete marital bliss, in order to make her marraige appear genuine.

If Rick does not focus all his attention on her, and continues to lead his regular "slime-ball" existance, it shows Pam in a bad light. She is desperate to prove that she has made at least one reasonable decision in her life!

As more details of her "false" pregnancy, her imaginary miscarraige last year, and the details of the scam she cooked up with Rick emerge, Pam is becoming more and more frantic about projecting a positive image to the world. Sadly, as both she and Rick are so poor at keeping anything secret the truth will emerge anyway.

She chose to deny her pregnancy to Robin Leach, as he is a sympathetic mouthpiece. Subsequent elements of her plan will be revealed in a similar manner.

Um, so if she does have Hep C, then why in the fuck are people still fucking this washed up piece of shit? I thought Charles Bronson was the only one with a "Death Wish"..............

Good Lord she's lookin' rough; not even the makeup can hide the road whore anymore.

Miss Universe, if you think this is elegant, you've got some very low standards.

You are all jealous of this gorgeous,loving mother and rich. Keep yout stupid comments to yurself because i bet you all she is prettier, sexier than you all!

Her two boys are so lucky to have a Mom like her.

Is the end of her nose starting to look like a Dick to you? Me TOO!!!!

filthy old slag, pullin' the wedgie out for the pap's! Look into the crystal ball britney, therein lies your future...

pam been great for a while,,,i think things are getting sour,,,its time to hang the bras,,,stop partying too hard...take a low profile!!!

She definately has lost it. She looks so lifeless in her eyes. Although, I will say she is aging gracefully. I think she needs to tone down the "dressing like a 20 year old", and she should apply herself to charities or do something good. She looks ill.

Aside from the boob jobs, I really don't think she's had work done. If you see pix of her from yrs ago, you will see the full lips, etc. To those who want to insult her for looking this AMAZING at 40, you are probably big fat cows who buy your clothes where you buy your groceries, which exclusively includes Swanson Chicken Fried Steak, Dr. Pepper, and Cheetos. If she had face work done, then you would diss her for that.
I however do HOPE that she channels Brooke Shields for eyebrow help....those are just horrible.