Oct 8 2007Pamela Anderson drinks like a Viking

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First off, yes, Pamela Anderson did marry Rick Salomon over the weekend. We all saw that coming. They got a marriage license last week and haven’t left Vegas since. No surprise there. I could talk about that, but why waste my energy when I’ll have to crack wise on the divorce next week. In the meantime, here’s Pamela Anderson doing something really cool: wielding a gigantic vessel of beer that’s almost as plentiful as her chest. If that’s not erotic to anybody else, I’m starting to think I have a drinking problem. No, wait, I just love boobs. Phew, for a minute there, I thought something was wrong with me. Now where’s my whiskey? I need to pour it on my Cheerios.



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yeah im first

onnne!

first?

She needs to die already.

You mean "wielding", not "yielding", dumbass.


#4 -- IAWTC.

Eeeeeww!! Eeeeeeewww!!! Eeeeeeeewwwww!!! Waaaah!!! Waaaaahaaaahaaaa!!! Horrible!!! Horrible!!!! Earthshaking tragedy!!! No! I don't mean about Pam and Rick, although that's bad enough!!! I mean about my cupboard!!!

MEALY BUGS BURROWED INTO CARBOARD BOXES OF RICE AND WHEAT AND STUFF IN MY CUPBOARD!!!! Eeeeewwwww!!! Waaaaahhh!!!

How can this happen??? Horrible!!! Horrible!!!! Waaahaahaaa!!! Waaahaaahaaa!!!

Christ. Whe married him? Why didn't she just save the time and go down on Paris, Tara, AND Lindsay. Eat out Britney's shit stained ass as well. Can you have hep C, gonnoreah, and herpes at the same time and survive? I'm seriously thinking of putting this chick on my deathwatch list.

I love her hands!

I like the fingerprint bruises on her shoulder (pic #6). Classy.

why is she "drinking like a Viking"? Because she's holding a mug from the Hofbrauhaus (in Germany)? Drinking like a stormtrooper, maybe.

Ah, who cares, the plastic cans still look alright.

Good call.....

Save all the funny stuff for the divorce.

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Is she wearing pasties, or is that a nicorette patch on her tit? (last pic)

She used to be pretty:
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now shes getting ollllllllderrrrr

This marriage is already on the clock, and it'll be a matter of time before she says, we grew apart. Hep C is probably just one of the problems that she has other than being a flat out ho-bag with green and yellow pus dripping out of her ass!!!

The tall shorts confuse me.
The beer makes me thirsty.
The guy and his feathered hair make me want to be gay.

Shes old and washed up and fuckin gross.

While her chest is certainly big - her body is imbalanced as a whole.

Look at her hips and buttocks area.

It is about aesthetic balance nowadays, Not about extremeties

What's better than a nasty, tattoo-covered pig who gives you Hepatitis-C and beats you until you until you have call 911? What's better than an ugly hillbilly who accuses you of lying about a miscarriage in front of the entire world?
Answer: A guy who would allow a sex video, starring you, to be shown on the Internet for his own financial gain.
I think Pam is a beautiful woman, and I love it that she has such a great sense of humor that she can laugh at herself, but she may have the worst taste in men of any woman that has ever lived, ever. Except for Eva Braun. And maybe Laura Bush.
Pam, you don't need another husband. You need therapy. Lots and lots of therapy.

Is there anything this woman can't do? I'll want to bang her when she's 80.

Awww, @14...
That pic of her, she still looks so innocent and less washed up. Poor little bunny!
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Gross....I don't think I'll drink beer ever again.

I wonder where her kids were while she's spreading the disease in Vegas.

WTF is up with that patch over her nipple??? Its not even a pasty, its like some weird, misshaped extra piece of fabric?? GODDAMN IT, I just wnat to see nips!!!

#19...


"...but she may have the worst taste in men of any woman that has ever lived, ever. Except for Eva Braun. And maybe Laura Bush. "

Zing !!!!!

She fixes up nicely; considering the last few photos we've seen of her on here (showing her sans makeup) she looked like a weathered road whore with a drinking problem. Here she actually looks kinda cute and normal ( although a little wrinkled...but she looks her age). And she actually toned down the makeup from her usual pancake face. The one thing I can't stand is the drawn in eyebrows, ick. Oh yeh, and the fake knockers that are way too big for her body type....and her waist isn't defined like it used to be. Okay; so she ain't what she used to be (which was gorgeous) but she still looks pretty here.

Damn...even fake tits start to sag when you get old. Good to know.

For real, I wish Pam the best, maybe this is THE one.

There's a pocket on her shirt that looks very out of place, almost trying to fight its way off her chest

these will be pretty much the only posts of the day.
there are funny pics out of xtina looking like an ugly ass big nosed witch,
and a video of britney being told by some woman to leave LA, and jamie -lynn yelling at the woman.
that old fag larry craig is being honored by his state, even though he's a lying piece of trash hypocrit

the next post will prob be of someone random in a bikini or walking.

the fish is kind of a slacker.

Very responsible of her to booze it with hepatits C. her and that Rick Salomon can trade diseases, Herpes for Hep C...so gross. Barf..two disease incubators..wtf?

The pics make reminisce for those great Miller Lite ads from a few years ago when she was in a pillow fight. So sweet.

Who has worse hands? Pam Anderson, Madonna, Angelina Jolie, Nicole RIchie or a mummy?

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Double condomed sex never seemed so bad...........and that is saying something.

19---
Except for Eva Braun. And maybe Laura Bush.


Rock On!!

All I can say is: short-term gain, long-term loss. And of course I'm talking about Anal-Ese. Friday night, after a pitcher of gin and tonic and a couple of percs, I decide to be a daredevil hero for this guy and slathered on the A-E for an hour-long completely uninhibited backdoor assault. Sure, the lidocaine works perfectly...for awhile. 3am I wake up feeling like I sat on a rusty railroad spike. And I regretted being a vegetarian - when the broccoli came out sideways, it felt like shitting razor blades.

Who's Pam Anderson?

LOL @ the Drunken old used up sot of a whore posing like she still has "it"..

35- god hates you. hahaha!!!! take THAT!!! ooooOOOOooooo!

Yeah, this convinces me that she's pretty much a fucking idiot. Why else would you marry someone who more likely than not has genital herpes (among other STD's?) I guess she wants to add to her own STD collection. Hey Pammy, ever heard of a petri dish?
I am working on a theory now that breast implants and lip collagen injections contribute to the loss of hundreds of thousands of brain cells in a patient. With Pammy here as living proof (Courtney Love is another shining example), I don't see how I can go wrong. I smell Nobel Prize!

Superfish, I like your humor! Funny;)

Didn't Porter Wagoner die?

Stop criticizing Britney! You don't know her! You don't know what she's been through!!!

she's so old looking...

Who is that creepy guy with her? I thought it was John Tesh at first, but no. Maybe it's her new father-in-law celebrating the soon to be released wedding night porno of her and Prick Soloman.

that guy is Hans Klok, a magician from Holland.

Haufbrau house!

WHILE I SUPPORT THE FACT THAT SHE DOES ALL SHE CAN TO PROMOTE ANIMAL RIGHTS, THIS BITCH IS STUPID.

HE MARRIED HER SO HE CAN MAKE AND LEAK A SEX TAPE OF THEM. UNFORTUNATELY, NO ONE WANTS TO SEE PAM'S STRETCHED OUT HEP CURTAINS AFTER 3 DECADES OF JOY RIDES.

yeah....those aren't pasties or patches on her shirt u idiots....THEY ARE POCKETS ON HER SHIRT!!!!!!
dumbfucks...she looks beat tho

if u wanna drink like a viking you need the natural antidote to the toxicity in alcohol - or look like Pam in the morning i u Don't take it! Awesome!

CheerzHangover.com

Damn I miss the Hofbräuhaus Las Vegas! Bavarian food + beer + music = a fantabulous meal.

i never thought it would Hurt to look at her
phyillis Diller-ish she's looking now

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU TAKE A LOVELY SUNSET PICTURE AND THEN LATER WHEN YOU LOOK AT YOUR PICTURES, YOU SEE A DUMPSTER IN THE PHOTO AND IT IS RUINED? WELL THAT IS WHAT HAPPENED TO PAM HERE. THE HOFFBRAU IS JUST A HORRID BACK DROP FOR HER AND THE OUTFIT DIDN'T HELP. I THINK SHE SHOULD THROW AWAY THAT SHIRT.
PAM SHOULD AVOID SHOWING TOO MUCH SKIN ANYWHERE BESIDES HER HOOTERS, UNLESS SHE WANTS PEOPLE TO COMMENT ON THE RED SHOULDER MARKINGS, OR THE VEINY FEET.
SHE STILL HAS A BEAUTIFUL FACE AND A DECENT FIGURE, BUT HAS TO REALIZE THAT SHE IS NOT 20 AND SHOULD NOT BE TRYING TO LOOK 20. BE A HOT 40 PAM!

WHO IS RICK SOLOMON? AND WHO IS CAPTAIN DOUCHE WITH HER?
TELEVANGELIST?

I really was trying to not take sides and believe that Pammy was not as crazy as the rumors would have us believe. But she marry's a man after dating for 3 months Oh and she only went out with him to wipe out a poker debt, correct me if your wrong but that makes you a whore!! Additionally where are her kids while she is off bringing home yet another "Daddy"

Maybe Pammy needs a visit from CPS again begining to think that the rumors that said she left Bob with the kids all the time while she ran off to party with her gay buddies are true !!

What a slut. She's evolved into an old hag before our eyes.

This might be husband #3 but it's intimate partner #600.

yikes she's dating paris's old flame!

I thought she "HAD" to marry Rick 'cuz she was preggers? You know, cause she a good little Catholic girl full of morals and values, right?! So here she is doing the St.Pauli girl thing while preggers on her honeymoon....kay.

Oh, and no ring this time?! Maybe she's just sporting a new tattoo?! Classy.


Rick Salomon. Why doesn't she just mix moldy bread up with maggot filled hog diarrhea and gargle it for a week? What is wrong with some women?

Also, isn't Hepatitis C a little CONTAGIOUS or something?

what a shallow, empty headed tard.

The guy is from Holland! They work on a show in Vegas together!

ewwww shes so ugly.

Yes, she told friends, family and business associates that her hook up with Rick, and the infamous "indecent proposal" story was all part of a "publicity stunt". However, in order to give the story some credence she had to bed Rick a few times, and she beleives she got knocked up almost immediately.

To cover this mistake, she then told everyone it was "true love" between her and Rick. She asked him not to reveal the "pregnancy" until she was sure it was real, and would go to term. She initially claimed to be "Delighted" and "blessed by fate".

Unfortunately, Rick told the world anyway,(a month earlier than agreed), and they then decided to pretend to be "delierioulsy happy about it." Pam decided to press for a "shot-gun" wedding to counter Kid Rocks revelations about her fictitious miscarraige last year!

Her only job,(as Hans Klocks assistant), will be cancelled if she cannot complete her contractual obligations for a set number of shows, the development of new routines, and a forthcoming world tour. A "pregnancy" would prevent her from working.

So, even as we speak, she is working on an escape scenario. Her friends, family and associates dislike Rick intensely, and Pam herself has acknolwedged him to be a "sleaze ball". She is caught in a scam that has gone badly wrong.

Likely escape plans include;

Another "miscarraige", or the "discovery" that the home pregnancy test produced a "false positive" result,(this part of the plan in now in operation); folowed by a divorce after a few months,(based on Ricks abuse, manipulation and gambling addiction); followed by a world tour with Hans,(to allow the press coverage to die down.) This then sets her up for yet another "comeback" in 6 - 8 months.

Talk about getting caught between a rock and a hard place!

The real reason why Pam was so furious with Rick's gambling was that she desperatly need to project an image of complete marital bliss, in order to make her marraige appear genuine.

If Rick does not focus all his attention on her, and continues to lead his regular "slime-ball" existance, it shows Pam in a bad light. She is desperate to prove that she has made at least one reasonable decision in her life!

As more details of her "false" pregnancy, her imaginary miscarraige last year, and the details of the scam she cooked up with Rick emerge, Pam is becoming more and more frantic about projecting a positive image to the world. Sadly, as both she and Rick are so poor at keeping anything secret the truth will emerge anyway.

She chose to deny her pregnancy to Robin Leach, as he is a sympathetic mouthpiece. Subsequent elements of her plan will be revealed in a similar manner.

I would LOVE to rub my dick against her sexy feet until I came. Pam has the sexiest feet I have ever seen!

her hair is beautiful, seem saw her profile on a celebrity & millionairer dating site like sugarcupid.com or sth, but i do not know if it is her.

#13 my guess is its a surgical tape over her nipples

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