Oct 12 2007Orlando Bloom is a knight in shining armor
Orlando Bloom was involved in a wreck last night. After being cut off, he crashed his vehicle into a parked Porsche. He had two female passengers in the car that were both injured. Check out Orlando’s heroic actions immediately after the crash. TMZ reports:
In video taken immediately following this morning's accident, Bloom can be seen walking away from the scene, leaving two women -- one injured and bleeding -- in his smashed-up ride. Nice guy!After walking down the block, the paparazzi repeatedly advise Bloom to go back to the accident scene and "deal with it," saying that if he leaves, it could be a hit and run.
Despite Orlando exhibiting erratic behavior after leaving the Green Room in Hollywood, police are ruling out drugs and alcohol as the cause of the accident, according to TMZ:
Police tell us that they did not administer a blood alcohol test at the scene, and would not say if one was given at all. But, they insist he was not under the influence.
So basically what the police are saying is that Orlando wasn’t drunk or high when he left two chicks bleeding in his car. This evidence confirms a theory I’ve long held about Orlando Bloom: He’s a giant pussy. But, let’s be serious for a moment. Orlando, I’m here for you. If you want to take my world-renowned hero classes, the door is always open. But it’s not for the weak. If you’re uncomfortable using your raw sexuality like I do to battle famine, disease and killer robots, you can always check out amateur pottery down the hall. It’s conveniently located next to the ladies room which I hear you’ve been to quite often - to pee sitting down.
NOTE: The above video is of Orlando leaving the Green Door in Hollywood about 15 minutes before the accident.
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Reader Comments
1. c - October 12, 2007 4:21 PM
FRIST
2. MoonChild - October 12, 2007 4:27 PM
Maybe if the stupid Paps would leave people the fuck alone they wouldnt get in car accidents...Princess Diana anyone?
3. meee - October 12, 2007 4:32 PM
yeah #2, it's the paps fault that another car cut orlando off.
either way, what a dick. i knew i disliked him for a reason other than the trash 'stashe he frequently sports.
4. dannyboy - October 12, 2007 4:32 PM
FIRST WOOHOO
5. DJam - October 12, 2007 4:33 PM
He wasn't driving. get your story straight. was there... saw that
6. Grace - October 12, 2007 4:36 PM
"Bloom can be seen walking away from the scene, leaving two women -- one injured and bleeding -- in his smashed-up ride."
DJam, he was in his car. Or did they just happen to be passengers in a car that was driving itself?
Too bad actors can't be more like the characters they portray, then Orlando might have some testicles.
7. freakwad - October 12, 2007 4:36 PM
#5 ... you saw it happen? wow........ someone! interview him, PRONTO!
8. Tiffany - October 12, 2007 4:37 PM
"It's already on, it's already on!"
Lawl. Orlando is hot.
9. Grace - October 12, 2007 4:39 PM
Oop, my fault. Serves me right for not watching the video first. I see the woman's driving and not him. The article's quotes are very misleading.
10. Annie Rexia - October 12, 2007 4:42 PM
Do you really blame this guy. He's just some pussy ass actor that PORTRAYS heros. It's the publicists that are responsible for all the machismo. All of these actors are like that. The only thing they seem to be even slightly brave about is thier fucked up liberal politics. Christ. The little faggot probably takes it up the ass.
11. shannon - October 12, 2007 4:45 PM
people are so retarded. have any of you even BEEN in an accident? Sometimes people get disoriented/are in shock, get out of their car and wander around a bit or off. I don't know if OB is a tool or not, but he didn't leave the scene. retarded.
12. Sarah - October 12, 2007 4:46 PM
orlando is too sexy, so its all good
13. Binky - October 12, 2007 4:46 PM
# 10 Probably ?
He's English - have you not heard of the 'public' schools over there ?
14. Everyday is I hate Paris Hilton Day - October 12, 2007 4:46 PM
Fucking ass ugly little bitch I have always hated this guy and thought he was butt fucking ugly and I'm a girl. Apparently all of us ladykind are expected to swoon and scream at the sight of celebs. Since I was a kid I have loathed and hated celebrities. Few women my age can say they hated the New Kids on the Block from day one.
Anyway what is with celebs and their fucking shit driving and vehicular law breaking? It must be from having their coloniced pampered liposucked asses driven around everywhere that they completely loose their comnprehension of road rules and etiquette.
But, don't get to upset about the chicks being hurt they are obviously pathetic groupie whores which means they are basically the mental equivalent of patatoe with a vagina, they are useless organisms filled with implants and booze, covered in makeup and can barely spell the word car let alone comprehend that they are inside one they aren't worth anything and their only use is as a cum recepticles. And as for Orfago just remeber he's a celebrity, sort of, which automatically entitles him to an assload of karma and when it hits in all it's sweet humiliating glory we'll all be right here on the superfish enjoying every second of his well earned misery.
So Orlando FUCK YOU but ;'ll just let your boyfriend do that and nice try with the two girl date how incredibly overcompensating of you you fantastical douchebag.
15. veggi - October 12, 2007 4:47 PM
#11- your statement has left me disoriented and/or in shock. and possibly retarded. yup, I'm retarded. More so than before. super duper retarded. dammit!
16. Too cool for a name - October 12, 2007 4:49 PM
I HIGHLY doubt #14 is a girl.
17. Kelly - October 12, 2007 4:51 PM
#14 is just a jealous dude, it's so obvious
18. blpressure - October 12, 2007 4:52 PM
lol @#2. You can't blame Princess Diana's death on the paps, that was a ritual killing and the driver was mind controlled to crash the car. I'm not joking look it up.
19. BunnyButt - October 12, 2007 4:53 PM
#14, I'd fuck him.
20. Ript1&0 - October 12, 2007 4:55 PM
Yes! YES! Again I have been saved by the Fish! Thank you man, thank you. Orlando Bloom is a total douchebag cocksmoking retard queefball, and you are my hero and king of everything. Will you marry me?
21. Kimberly - October 12, 2007 4:57 PM
Ohh...so this is not around the time of the accident. I was getting confused. All I saw was Orlando making out with the guy in the front seat.
22. * MISS UNIVERSE - October 12, 2007 5:03 PM
Isn't there a remote possibility that those women gave him the okay to leave. They did not scream or yell after him.
How about the driver who cut him off - should that person be charged with a crime? Or will that driver pretend there was no knowledge of an accident.
23. Gail - October 12, 2007 5:06 PM
Consider God's word and refrain from judging Orlando!
Just kidding. He didn't walk, he ran away from the car. One of the girls said her dying wish was to have sex with him. I think he first said "eeeeeewwwwwww!!!" and then he ran.
24. qball - October 12, 2007 5:08 PM
Poor guy. I read that he was so terrified by the impact that investigators found a huge clot of semen on the back of the driver's seat cushion.
25. combustion8 - October 12, 2007 5:08 PM
"cut off"? so that's what they call drunk driving accidents now? ...yeah right.
26. combustion8 - October 12, 2007 5:10 PM
and what was the tiff about in the silver beamer.. the chick involved was pretty hot.. was orly trying to hook up with that guy?
27. Butinu - October 12, 2007 5:10 PM
He was so shaken he called Johnny Depp right away on his cell phone, while he was still breathing heavily, and Johnny said "For fuck's sake, Orlando, I said the phone sex thing was a one-time prank!"
28. mr sensitive - October 12, 2007 5:12 PM
What a pussy. Every guy knows, if you get in an accident with two chicks in the car and you're ok but they're not, before you walk away you cop a feel. If they're unconscious you can be pretty deliberate about it. Gotta love the older cars that have only driver's side airbags.
29. Everyday is I hate Paris Hilton Day - October 12, 2007 5:15 PM
I love it that is so awesome you guys son't believe I'm a girl. That so fucking awesome. That is the best compliment I have ever been given. Girls are such fucking annoying bitches. I'm married and I'm trying to think of something to say that only a girl would know.
Next month I am having an MRI of my ovaries.
I find strapless bra's never hold my boobs up properly.
I had an ultrasound of my pelvic region and for one test they had to stick a thing up my hoo ha that looked like a penis.
I hate the swabbing part of the gyno exam, well i hate the whole thing.
No matter what precautions you take at night when you have your period you will stain the bed at night at some point.
I own 34 pairs of shoes from victoria secret 5 of them are black but they are in different styles.
I just bought a bunch of new throw pillows for our couch. Well a gay man could do that too.
My waist is 23 inches but when I have my period it sometimes goes up to 25 inches.
Sorry folks everything has to be period related because what else do we have that guys know nothing about. I kissed a girl once but it was like kissing a wall it was really boring no sparks I wish it had been a fun experience just to get it out of my system. Ask me a question only a girl would know the answer to.
30. Kathy - October 12, 2007 5:20 PM
"Ask me a question only a girl would know the answer to"
What sex act is painful for girls unless it's done very vigorously?
31. BunnyButt - October 12, 2007 5:23 PM
"Ask me a question only a girl would know the answer to"
Girls know everything. There isn't a question we CAN'T answer.
32. Kathy's Answer - October 12, 2007 5:25 PM
Aural Sex-
I'd fuck your brains out!!!!!!!
33. ssdd - October 12, 2007 5:25 PM
Jesus called and he wants to know why the fuck Orli can't drive worth a shit.
34. amma - October 12, 2007 5:26 PM
...Uhm, Every Day is I hate Paris Hilton Day...you are *so* not a chick. I didn't even question one way or another until you tried to "prove" it.
Anyway, I agreed with most of the stuff you wrote in your original post. Except how hating New Kids On The Block made you unique. Every chick I knew hated New Kids On The Block...I have no idea who their fans actually were.
Yeah, I don't get the Orlando Bloom thing either. I don't believe being hot actually makes a guy gay...that is so American. I never thought Orlando was hot to begin with. Reason? He has great eyes, hair, etc...but he has a really weak chin, bad jaw line.
There! You have it!
35. Jimbo - October 12, 2007 5:29 PM
#31 - "does my butt look big?" Maybe that doesn't count. You do know the answer, you just don't want to say it.
36. blpressure - October 12, 2007 5:32 PM
I liked New Kids On The Block. I was like 8, I'm male. Young boys thought they were cool, the same ones who later thought Vanilla Icewas cool. NKOTB were too ugly for girls to like.
37. Michael - October 12, 2007 5:33 PM
Here's something I believe applies to Orlando's struggle to find meaning. He's a very good looking, sensitive young man who simply does not fit in Hollywood, and it seems to be destroying him from the inside-out. It's less of a prayer than a meditation. God Bless.
He as hollow as I alone
A shell of my friend
Just flesh and bone
There's no soul
He sees no love
I shake my fists at skies above
Mad at God
He as hollow as I converse
I wish he'd waken from this curse
Hear my words before it's through
I want to come in after you
My best friend
He as hollow as I alone
38. Everyday is I hate Paris Hilton Day - October 12, 2007 5:33 PM
Hmmm I wish I knew but I have ovarian disease so I am in a ton of pain right now eating hurts the bathroom visits hurt. It's possible iIhave ovarian cancer hence the MRI. So sadly all sex is quite painful but whatever. Sorry had to answer that honestly. But I just want to insult celebs and I don't need any fucking pity. When I was a a children's hopsital getting an RrI I have a neurological disease as wellI I was like how the fuck can anyone feel sorry for themselves. These kids know what REAL suffering is and that's one of the reasons I hate shit faced pity party whores like Britney. I don't sit around crying I've got a life to live and celebs to hate. Anyway just by my answer you could tell guys don't ramble like this. I'm a pussy and I have one too.
Back when I was healthy it kinda hurt when I put my legs over my head cause My hubby's extra large penis would bottom out. Seriously it is extra large and I was at the cash buying large condoms and there were all these stupid like 40 year cougar bitches standing around all crusty with their snotty I hate young women faces on so I slapped the box on the counter and said in a loud voice "lucky me".
Oh and secretley almost all girls are always in some kind of competiton with each other even the closest friends and pretty girls find it hard to be friends with other pretty girls because it's hard to share the attention.
39. Everyday is I hate Paris Hilton Day - October 12, 2007 5:42 PM
#34.My husband is much more handsome than Orlando and at first I didn't trust him because he was so handsome but he's a sweatheart. I just think Orlando is full of himself and I hate guys who are full of themselves. Anyway I am from Sweden so Sorry I'm not american and although I make jokes I am very pro gay marriage.
Anyway I wish I wasn't a girl right now because then I wouldn't have cysts or possibly cancerous tumours in my ovaires and have to listen to my doctor tell me I can't have children. So Maybe because you are clearly omnipotent and all knowing you can turn me into a man so that I can be rid of this bullshit. My husband is one of the rare men out there who isn't homophobic only men whoi have something to hide are homophobic and when you are as hot as he is you get used to being hit on by guys so I'm sure he'd be okay with me turning into a man and then we could be gay lovers.
Anyway posting is fun for me and takes my mind off the physical pain so object all you want i enjoy writing and ranting.
40. Samantha Jones - October 12, 2007 5:50 PM
Um, did I just watch a coke deal on camera? Wake up folks, it was so obvious.
41. Sabina - October 12, 2007 5:53 PM
The shorter brown-haired girl who Orlando drives off with is his elder sister Samantha Bloom.
42. BunnyButt - October 12, 2007 5:54 PM
#37, your post almost makes me not want to fuck Orlando. As he was making my skull slam rhythmically against the headboard, I'd keep seeing your poem running through my head , and I'd puke all over him, killing the mood. Thanks a lot for ruining my day.
43. BunnyButt - October 12, 2007 5:55 PM
#38, my ovaries want to wish your ovaries well.
44. Everyday is I hate Paris Hilton Day - October 12, 2007 5:57 PM
#43. Awe thanks Bunny Butt.
45. miggs - October 12, 2007 6:01 PM
"As he was making my skull slam rhythmically against the headboard"
hmmm...if we're talking about Orlando Bloom, something's wrong here...
"As his skull was slamming rhythmically against the headboard"
fixed.
46. t - October 12, 2007 6:05 PM
HA, the car was already on. I love how that dumb bitch who was heading for the passanger seat says ' go home orlando' like she knew him. was that kimberly stewart getting into the back?
47. G - October 12, 2007 6:07 PM
eh i dont care....i'd still fuck him.
48. BunnyButt - October 12, 2007 6:17 PM
For some reason, I can't get the song "Yummy Yummy Yummy, I've Got Love in My Tummy" out of my head ...
49. DontTazeMeBro - October 12, 2007 6:20 PM
#48 that's because you swallow.
50. Caitlin - October 12, 2007 7:12 PM
It's extremely disturbing that drug and alcohol tests were not administered. The behavior of Orlando and his female friend was not at all close to how sober peeople would behave in that situation.
51. Gianny - October 12, 2007 7:41 PM
she is to sexy!! HERE ! NEW PIC
52. Gianny - October 12, 2007 7:49 PM
tooo sexy!
53. amused - October 12, 2007 8:11 PM
#11
Are you saying that if we haven't been in an accident before we are retarded? lol
That makes a lot of sense. I would say retarded people have a much higher chance of being in an accident.
54. not that bad. - October 12, 2007 8:31 PM
#14 sounds like you have a fucking dangerous amount of karma to contend with in the future. If you even knew what karma was you wouldn't be talking excessive shit like that.
Well I know i'm here bitching but at least i'm not as pathetic as that fucker. That makes me feel a bit better about life.
55. aliaspaint - October 12, 2007 10:16 PM
People that feed off other peoples personal life are known as bottom feeders.
They must feel great feeing off the lives of others....
Fuck you get a real job
56. whatever - October 12, 2007 10:19 PM
I didn't know Orlando Bloom was Ted Kennedy's son.
57. Sue - October 12, 2007 10:43 PM
Clearly Orlando is just a trashy, bad person. If he leaves the scene or intends to leave the scene and is talked into returning, can he be prosecuted? Ug. He's just gross.
58. aliaspaint wtf - October 12, 2007 10:50 PM
alias wtf are you talking about ? weirdo
what job are you talking about? I guess you're not doing any feeding. I bet you "accidently" came to this site, decided to tell us off then you have closed the page never to return to this terrible site ever again!!!
59. Missystar - October 12, 2007 11:52 PM
I like how that one chick keeps cawing, "ORLANDO....ORLANDO...ORLY!!!" and he pays no attention to her whatsoever.
60. jdu - October 13, 2007 4:03 AM
What kind of lame ass nickname is Orly?
61. not that bad - October 13, 2007 8:09 AM
I just like getting it up the as all day long and I can't understand why people come to a celebrity trashing site to trash celebs.
62. ahleexis - October 13, 2007 2:30 PM
I really love how the paps were calling the accident, saying, "this is not good."
Couldnt they back off?? wtffffff. evil.
63. not that bad - October 13, 2007 2:59 PM
oh and I can't even spless as or is its azz, whatever I can't spell it all I can do is smell it, sweet sweet fudgy penis hole that's waht I like to call it.
64. OBLTC - October 13, 2007 4:01 PM
@ #40: No you did not see a dope deal go down, you saw Orlando Bloom trying to convince the guy in the loose tie to accept a blow job.
Orlando Bloom loves the cock. When Orlando writes letters, he signs them Orlando "Penis Breath" Bloom.
65. jessica - October 13, 2007 7:07 PM
if I heard "oly let's go!" one more fucking time in her slag english voice ..... I want to shoot that bitch!!!!!
66. spencelovesbrit - October 13, 2007 7:31 PM
the chick was driving BUT - wanna be DJ comment - the dick then switched seats with the drunk ho he was with. he was driving at the time of the accident idiot
67. suprsupbitches - October 13, 2007 9:34 PM
The bloke in the silver car with the tie kinda looks like the guy who plays 'James Whistler' in Prison Break. Maybe Orlando's trying to score himself another acting gig? Look at the tie-guy's eyes, he's definitely high on something.
ORLANDO! ORLANDO! OORRRLLLAAANNNDDDOOOOO! Damn that chick reminds me of my mates mum when she calls after her husband, sounds like a friggin sea-gull (MARK! MARK! MMMAAAARRRRKKKK!). Still, that 'skanky/posh' brit accent the chick in the video has would go alright in the bedroom.
68. biana - October 14, 2007 1:09 AM
orlando bloom is justin timberlakes long lost brother
69. Trott Felipe - October 14, 2007 5:00 AM
FIRST!!!!
70. kitty_kat - October 14, 2007 10:10 AM
I don't even understand what I just saw, but its obvious that he's on something.
71. lg - October 14, 2007 1:00 PM
Someone else might have mentioned this (I didn't bother reading all the comments) but he was most likely in shock. It happens to people in car accidents.
72. OBLTC - October 14, 2007 7:48 PM
@ #70 & #71: Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Orllando "Penis Breath" Bloom was just upset and preoccupied because he didn't get to suck cock.
73. whoa - October 14, 2007 7:54 PM
i love you orlando bloom.
74. a-hole - October 14, 2007 9:48 PM
I hate to be the owner of that porsche!!!
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76. thegod - October 14, 2007 10:04 PM
I wonder what the two chicks were doing when he had the accident?
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77. thegod - October 14, 2007 10:06 PM
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81. thegod - October 14, 2007 10:12 PM
I think Orlando is kinda kewl driving with two chicks with him...
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82. gerard Vandenberg - October 14, 2007 10:45 PM
Girls IN th car. FAGGOTS in the trunk!!
83. Borelando Bloom has AIDS - October 15, 2007 12:18 AM
He is exactly like the character, Paris, that he played in Troy - an uber pussy that you just want to see beaten into a bloody pulp. Fucking coward.
84. Marcelo - October 15, 2007 1:35 AM
I am not first! but I am the 84 lol
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85. OPBBLTC - October 15, 2007 5:02 AM
Orlando "Penis Breath" Bloom loves the cock. Orlando "Penis Breath" Bloom can be found bug chasing in the nearest tea room; he'll try to get it from any old skidrow bum. He wants to take it in the bum too. Orlando "Penis Breath" Bloom wants someone to take a dump in his mouth and he sucks donkey dong in Mexican donkey shows.
86. Nelson - October 16, 2007 1:21 AM
HA HA.
87. Junk In the Trunk - October 16, 2007 3:53 AM
Yeah I thought that guy driving that car at the start of the vid was high , I noticed it right off the bat. I bet it was too a drug deal between them! Oh well thats what I would do if I was rich and famous like Orlando Bloomin Onion LOL.BTW #37, Pantera rulez! To #14 ??????????????????????????? If you hate celebs why are you looking at this site. Go away and change your maxi pad or something ,sheesh
88. John - October 16, 2007 6:16 AM
Orlando looked like he was trying to pick up that Dude's girlfriend and the guy was pissed and ready to smack him.
But can you blame him, who the hell was she, she was Adriana Lima hot!
As for the other two girls, it looked like they where just friends of his from England and one of them was driving. Originally I thought they where probably two skanks he picked up in the club.
Very misleading articles, if Superficial keeps this up then what I'm I to believe. Maybe Lohan really has the purity of Sister Bernadette - or is that just the coke she gets.
89. maya - October 20, 2007 3:15 PM
WHAt i SEE , is a a cute , polite guy talkig to another guy :::
SO what ever you speculate and goooo wafter the guy like he was your pray ...
DEMMMM ..LIVE HIM SOME privacy ...IM surprised you dont folow hi to the tolilet .....
THIS whole shit reminds me of LADY DI ..situation...and Paparazzi
just gooo toooo far .:BABLING like OLD LADDies with NOO lives
Accident that happened after was clearly a result of ::::::PAPS ..persuit
TO caouse an accident and film it ...WHO ASKED IF ORLANDO AND THE GIRLS WERE OK.............WHO was the one who filmed it ..
DID he asked for police and help .was he there ..
SHAM;E OF YOU ...he is allways polite to EVERYBODY ..say in g you need
to have your breed earned ..SOOOO ..shame on you