Oct 29 2007Nicole Kidman wears see-through clothes
Nicole Kidman walked down the red carpet yesterday at the 2007 ARIA Awards in Sydney Australia. Turns out her clothes may have been a bit transparent. I wonder if Tom Cruise saw these pictures and thought about what he’s missing. You know, if he was into chicks. Impossible. I know. But sometimes I like to challenge my readers. Make them use their imagination to visualize scenarios that defy all logic and reason. Perhaps some dude out there in a lab is reading this and imagining Tom Cruise liking women. Then, POW, he invents the flying car. Or he gets fired for looking at some old Aussie ass. Either way, I like to think I’ve made a difference.


Reader Comments
1. shankyouverymuch - October 29, 2007 11:16 AM
First- NO way!
2. Ugly People Safaris - October 29, 2007 11:16 AM
ewww
3. shankyouverymuch - October 29, 2007 11:19 AM
I like seeing Nicks BUTT - I'd like to push my BIG FAT weener into Nicks BUTT! ... over & over again ...
4. FRIST!!! - October 29, 2007 11:20 AM
In the last pic, she is giving her husband the "talk" about how babies are made.
5. G Man - October 29, 2007 11:20 AM
Just hike that skirt up Keith and nail that.. Tom obviously couldn't it was his MISSION IMPOSSIBLE
6. NewOrleansNegroSwimleague - October 29, 2007 11:23 AM
I'd hit that, I'm black, and anything that has a pussy and can get a welfare check is good enough for me
7. dumb cunts - October 29, 2007 11:23 AM
shankyou- yes, you were first! now don't you feel...not any more important than you already were? kind of like what this post did to this website.
8. ★ Giggles ★ - October 29, 2007 11:26 AM
Tom Cruise is gay? Really? I hadn't heard that before.
9. otosan - October 29, 2007 11:26 AM
hahaha, her face was alrealdy like a grandma..,
10. shankyouverymuch - October 29, 2007 11:29 AM
... hey wait a minute ... do you think if I put my weener into Nicks BUTT, Mr. Cruise would get MAD at me, & send his scientology goons to get me!?!?! cuz I really don't want that to happen, maybe I should re-think this entire thing.
After re-thinking this entire thing, I find that I still want my weener inside Nicky's nice tight BUTT ... yea for ME!!!
11. PunkA - October 29, 2007 11:32 AM
Nicole Kidman just does not do it for me. Her face is pulled so tight, it is amazing she can een smile. Just frightening woman. I can see why TC liked her. Since he likes to be dominated.
12. haroof - October 29, 2007 11:33 AM
I'd pound that ass into oblivion.
13. shankyouverymuch - October 29, 2007 11:34 AM
#7 - Listen you dumb cunt, I'll have you know that I am a very important person ... what more, I am a Millionaire & own a Mansion & a Yacht !!!
14. Jimbo - October 29, 2007 11:34 AM
Hey FRIST How many times did Nicole have the same conversation with Tom and he still did not get it?
15. Bigheadmike - October 29, 2007 11:35 AM
She is beautiful..... I would love to rat a tat tat that ass.
16. veggi - October 29, 2007 11:37 AM
babies come from the robot stork that drops them off in Africa. It's science. or scientology.
17. Gerald_Tarrant - October 29, 2007 11:37 AM
I would split that like lumber. I'd love to help her slip out of that lacey thong.
18. yukadoozer - October 29, 2007 11:41 AM
She has hair in her knees. Nice. And that coat is right out of OldNavy 2006.
19. ★☆★☆ MISS UNIVERSE ★☆★☆ - October 29, 2007 11:43 AM
She does it with class
a little see through is acceptable nowadays if the effect is overall elegant
But only the young can get away with it when they are in the prime of their beauty
20. nipolian - October 29, 2007 11:47 AM
I think she is getting ready to finger herself in the last pic. Now that's class!
21. STFU - October 29, 2007 11:48 AM
she should have waxed that hair off her legs before stepping out of the house
22. gerard Vandenberg - October 29, 2007 11:50 AM
This is the right way to go. Show that ASS to FAGGOT-BOY, tommy cruise!!
I think you're on the right track. Don't become too slim though. Showing of a big ASS and similar TITS is HOT!! When you hessitade how much meat is required, Just look at kim kardashian and talk about it. SHE DEFINITELY KNOWS WHAT A MAN LOOOVES!!
AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING!!
23. Sofia - October 29, 2007 11:53 AM
@21: she couldn't, she's wearing all the wax on her face.
24. havoc - October 29, 2007 11:55 AM
I would plow the hell outta that......
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25. Dick Richards - October 29, 2007 11:56 AM
Fuck, man. I'm disappointed today. I'd totally gag-bang Nicole. I've always thought she was hot. There's something even more attractive about her since she's had surgery. I think that her perpetual, "whoa, how you doin' I'm happy but crying on the inside" smile is what does it for me.
26. Feckless - October 29, 2007 11:58 AM
@7 - I'm sure anyone can do any damage to this website uless they start running posts on the election.
27. tbone - October 29, 2007 12:00 PM
the ass is fine,it's the face i would put a bag over.She looks like a giant troll.
28. Texas Tranny - October 29, 2007 12:00 PM
Nice dress.
29. Batfink - October 29, 2007 12:02 PM
18. yukadoozer
She has hair in her knees??
X-ray vision, wow.
30. natty - October 29, 2007 12:02 PM
MY ASS IS WAY HOTTER AND MORE TIGHTER, U CAN ACTUALLY BOUNCE A DOLLAR BILL OFF OF IT I HAVE AN ASS OF STEEL ONE LOOK AND UR WILLY WILL AWAKE
31. L.K. - October 29, 2007 12:06 PM
Her hair needs to be darker and she should get some bangs.
32. Jimbo - October 29, 2007 12:16 PM
@31 some bangs or just banged?
33. Lonewolf - October 29, 2007 12:17 PM
hey you can almost see whats going on down under :)
34. mixedmartialartvideos.com - October 29, 2007 12:19 PM
shes lookin nice!
35. veggi - October 29, 2007 12:29 PM
"but nicole, butt, but, butt, but, butt"
aaaaaaaahahahaha. no?
36. blizzy - October 29, 2007 12:30 PM
#6 nice attempt at a stupid joke...
She can't get welfare checks cause she's not an american citizen dumbass.
Stop playing with them chinese toys from Walmart. Tehy mek u stoopid.
37. LL - October 29, 2007 12:31 PM
I think her Aussie ass looks pretty good. Better than Britney's or Paris's.
The pale blonde hair doesn't work for her, though. She needs to stick with the red. Anybody with enough peroxide can be blonde, only some people look good with red hair, she needs to rock the red.
That's it, I'm out.
38. JaneaneTheAcerbicGoblin - October 29, 2007 12:35 PM
She's going for a Brittney fuck me look.
She hadn't had any real sex in 12 years with Tom, so one can forgive her, I suppose....
39. legs - October 29, 2007 12:57 PM
Gentleman, those are a pair of legs.
40. FRIST!!! - October 29, 2007 1:01 PM
#14 Jimbo, I think you're right, I think it happened the way veggi said it, at least for those two.
Or, maybe Nicole was just pointing at her vagina saying, good thing I shaved, or this would be awkward....
41. SheIsAMannequin - October 29, 2007 1:06 PM
She looks like a Stepford wife. BTW, she supposedly has great 'style', so what's with the black see-through dress, black clutch and ugly white shoes topped with cauliflower?
42. Jimbo - October 29, 2007 1:08 PM
Nicole - Pointing at her vagina.
Tom - "What am I suppose to do with that?"
43. my comment - October 29, 2007 1:15 PM
Very nice coat she's got on. Her bleached out hair, however is ghastly.
44. Duffy; the diseased slut-whore slayer - October 29, 2007 1:26 PM
Nicole's the kind of girl that girls think is hot. For men she's not really very exciting. Which is why Tom Picked her as his "fake, I'm not gay wife" because, of course, he doesn't really know what a hot woman is; he doesn't know how to pick the kind of chick that obliderates the possibility that a man is homo. It 's a gift that only comes naturally when you are straight. Tom likes em tall because that way they remind him of the men he wishes he was doing.
Nowhere's the story of how Katie became a prisoner, I mean Tom's wife... who is a prisoner. A while back Tom rented all the seasons of Dawson's Geek so he could whack it 24/7 to his boy crush the douche who played Dawson. Anyshit he noticed that all the boys liked this character called Joey which made him giggle to himslef because Joey is a boys name. In anycase after his pea brain got over that fact he decided that in order to appear straight and hide his gayness (which is the basic foundation of being a scientoligist, as we all know) he decided to MAKE Katie his wife. And that's the story of a family called the gay man, his prisoner wife, and their surprisinglly cute fake daughter.
End of Storytime.
Back to work slackers.
45. Texas Tranny - October 29, 2007 1:34 PM
Nude pics of Kin K are here................
http://www.thenewsvault.com/cgi/news.pl?t=1218
46. meh - October 29, 2007 1:40 PM
her outfit is dumb. she was more attractive 10 years ago.
nice legs and butt though. her body will age well.
47. ph7 - October 29, 2007 1:46 PM
I bang that ass like a church bell on Easter.
48. hausfrau - October 29, 2007 2:09 PM
#22 you are an idiot.
49. Hydra - October 29, 2007 2:09 PM
It's probably not really transparent--most black solid clothing looks this way when hit with a strong flashbulb from a camera. It's happened to me too.
50. liger2007 - October 29, 2007 2:30 PM
For those that are more interested in Nicole's acting talent, rather than the superficial- check out Nicole's new movie at www.margotatthewedding.com
51. liger2007 - October 29, 2007 2:30 PM
For those that are more interested in Nicole's acting talent, rather than the superficial- check out her new movie.
52. liger2007 - October 29, 2007 2:31 PM
For those that are more interested in Nicole's acting talent, rather than the superficial- check out her new movie at http://www.margotatthewedidng.com
53. realist - October 29, 2007 3:02 PM
She looks good. Not anorexic. Face is getting scarier though. SHE is the next cat-lady.
54. Lysol - October 29, 2007 3:04 PM
Plastic faced Freak
and what
is she wearing her 11Yearold adopted daughter coat
GROW Up Kidman You're an Old hag married to an Addict
hahaha life didn't turn out so good
55. fkcthat - October 29, 2007 3:06 PM
She is wound up way to tight
a bore in the sac
and another midget husband?
NicolePlasticKidman.com
56. Grace - October 29, 2007 3:10 PM
I'm amazed at what a cute little booty she has. Especially for being so skinny.
57. NicoleKidman - October 29, 2007 3:15 PM
Stop making fun of TOM. He was always the man with me. Why only a real man wants a woman to toss his salad. And only a real real man will take a strap-on in the pooper. I never understood why he wanted to say to me: "I'm so sorry daddy" while I did him dirty but hey I like a good time as much as the next girl..
58. T - October 29, 2007 3:40 PM
Botox, check...
Eyelift, check...
Lip Injections, check...
Gotta love Hollywood!
59. Soy - October 29, 2007 3:44 PM
yeeeeeeeeeech
plasticfridgidscum
60. No one - October 29, 2007 3:53 PM
Wow she looks really butt ugly standing next to that hot girl in the last pic.
And at first glance I thought she was walking down the red carpet with Tom. It looks like shes trying to turn Keith into Tom. lol look at his hair, its the same as Toms.
61. www.nakedcelebs.com - October 29, 2007 4:12 PM
I have more if ya want to see it!! you wont believe it!
62. sab - October 29, 2007 4:28 PM
THATS NOT BAD
GIVE A CHANCE PLEASE
63. Italian Stallion - October 29, 2007 4:44 PM
ATM......
64. alf oldland - October 29, 2007 5:33 PM
she's already shown it all anyway so who cares?
nicole kidman sold herself over and over for fame. she very attractive on film, but in person looks like an emaciated, floating red head. age is creeping up on her -- best show it while you got it, methinks.
65. Me One - October 29, 2007 5:48 PM
Nice Butt!!
66. jill - October 29, 2007 6:03 PM
She's a terrible actress. No depth whatsover and way too full of herself - for no good reason. Looks like she's done something to her lips. Dreadful.
Also, she and her husband have to be the most awkward hand holders I have ever seen.
Magazines with her on the cover always sell horribly.
I just wish she would disappear.
67. taylor - October 29, 2007 7:18 PM
I honestly don't understand what Keith sees in her...
she freaks me out...He could do bettter...
68. Nick - October 29, 2007 7:26 PM
Her behind looks as fabulous as it did in Dead Calm (from what I can tell) but she really needs to stop abusing her face. There is such a thing as too much BOTOX. Another year or two and her face will be as pale, smooth and hard as a cue ball.
Also, she married a loser...straight from the honeymoon to rehab. Looooooooser!!!!
69. Lani - October 29, 2007 8:00 PM
at least she looks more 'natural' than Delta Goodrem (the chick in the last photo) who turned from innocent doll image into a blonde trash trying to look sexy
70. MySay - October 29, 2007 8:40 PM
HA!! Look at the guy in the Mike totally checking out her buns in pic 3. Can ya get any more obvious? LOL~!
71. Makemepuke - October 29, 2007 9:34 PM
Of course Nicole has see through clothes, its the latest trend , "expose thy self, " amongst talentless Hollywood bitches competing for limited paparazzi atttention.
Surprised Rachel Welch hasn;t jumped on the bandwagon...second thought, glad she hasn;t.
72. Nicole's a Size Queen Sea Hag - October 29, 2007 11:00 PM
Nicole is every bit as psychotic as Tom Cruise. She is a stone-cold crazy fucking witch. Look at her. I'm not speaking in metaphors when I say "witch." I'm saying WITCH, the kind that rides broomsticks and fucks the devil on Mt. Brocken on Walpurgis Night. I'm talkin' an honest to God witch.
You think Practical Magic and Bewitched and now The Golden Compass are just movies? Think again, and then burn this frizzy-haired piece of tinder at the stake.
73. natty - October 29, 2007 11:24 PM
45 THANKS!
AND KIM K IS A SLUT
74. Realist - October 30, 2007 12:28 AM
Remember when she looked like this?
http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/nicole-kidman-urban.jpg
Or this
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/thumb/d/dc/250px-Nicole_kidman3cropped.jpg
75. jandanya pak tom - October 30, 2007 5:22 AM
now you don't have to use xray stuff to see her thru .................
76. Furrykiss 321 - October 30, 2007 7:45 AM
Oh please Nicole, clench your pale asscheeks around my dark, veiny, throbbing meat whilest I shoot my full load up your perfect butt...sweet jesus, you are the most beautiful girl ever! (as I beat off frantically)
77. t - October 30, 2007 9:54 AM
awesome.
78. VG - October 30, 2007 11:40 PM
BAM! Picture 1: Nicole Kidman doesn't shave her legs. Mmmm downy white softness.
79. CelebrityFanChat Raph - October 31, 2007 5:47 PM
She looks good
80. deb - November 1, 2007 8:01 PM
really, a big booty caught on film? yes it reminds me of the horrible porn flick Eyes Wide Shut. How dare 40 year olds giggle and think that is appropriate for all the world to see. Keith, what happened? Once again Nicole has upstaged you.
81. Gloria - November 19, 2007 12:23 AM
she is sexy, i now know that why her propile on sugarcupid.com is so popular. because she is beautiful and sexy, and the photos are very nice.
82. rick - December 5, 2007 9:18 AM
I hate to beg but Nick just please please just let me fuck you just once,a little experimentation along the way, after that wee man Tom fuck anyone would be better than him.So what do you think? just email or call I'm pretty cool with time ah say anytime and we can just get fucked up nasty.
Onya Nick
Luv Ya
83. alijan - February 10, 2008 2:31 PM
nicol is sexy but my wish is to have sex with her just for a while
84. omg - September 24, 2009 6:43 PM
i wanna put my 9" dick in her ass right now !! she has a really hot butt !!
85. catweezle - November 9, 2009 2:07 PM
oooo, horny bitch, oh yeah