Oct 8 2007Nicole Kidman is… uh, pretty? No, that’s not right

Why did she do that to her face?

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Why did she do that to her face?

put a paper sack on that meh face and I'd lick her from stem to starboard!

juicy!

Another actress who screws her lips up with collagen. I can't think of a single person I've ever seen who looks better after this crap procedure. Should be outlawed.

It's in case anybody forgot she's white.

She has a beautiful figure. She seems so blissful.

Surprise she is wearing white in October. But the Calfornia weather is heavenly this time of year

I think someone else is writing today. The whole style seems off

She might be home in Austratia, where it's the beginning of Spring.

Nicole represents everything that is wrong with plastic surgery. Move over Joan Rivers! Pam Anderson actually looks BETTER, wrinkles and all. She's not even that fucking old. I geuss that's what happens when you were married to a homo as long as she was. Can't wait to see what Katy looks like in ten years.

#5: I couldn´t agree more.

Look at her boyfriend there to the right of her in the main picture. He's cute. Kinda short and skinny, but cute, eh? I like his bike.

All da botox make her go crazy

Nicole looks elegant. She has been through a lot with Tom Cruise dumping and carrying on about his new love; while Nicole had to carry on, be strong, and raise their adopted kids. I hate Tom Cruise.

I always imagine she has a gigantic dark bush and enjoys shocking the guys the first time she gets nude.

Hey, Nicole? A few wrinkles are O.K. They actually make you look human. I can't believe that circus freak is in movies. The only way I would do her is if I could skat on her face first. Make her smear it around nice and good, to cover the fug up. Make Tommy boy clean it up with his tongue after I juiced up his backdoor.

Her bush is ginger (watch Billy Bathgate).

Are the rumours true that she was a high-class whore when she first arrived in Hollywood?

I can't tell Nicole Kidman and Renee Zelleweger apart, can you?

she dumped those kids as soon as thom shaved her off his face. Little bastards were nothing but props. Heard she never sees 'em anymore.

I mean really! This is one of the most beautiful women in the world, and on an off day she looks "meh". How many other women look that good on an off day? You really are getting catty.

What she lacks in tits she makes up for in forehead.

Well then, a huge ginger bush shot through with tufts of grey/white (because she's old). That would still work.

wow she has DEFINATELY had her upper lip injected.

Doesn't she think we will notice?

She looks like Rocky Dennis

What's wrong with her nipple in the headline pic? Looks like she's got a case of lazy nipple. Much like a lazy eye, only with nipples.

Actually, it's not huge. Just medium.

And of course she can't have been a high class anything. She's Australian.

I think she s SOO beautiful. I don't understand wy people think she's not pretty. She's GORGEOUS! So shut up cause we know you're all jealous.

Nicole was always meh. But she looked better before. She needs to stop smoking so much, start eating more, lay off the botox & collagen, and go back to her natural hair color and wild curls (yes, I do have all the answers, haha). She looked much cuter with the wild and crazy hair. But that was a long time ago. Her hair probably wouldn't even do that anymore. And, oh my gosh, she's got a tiny, little belly bump; she must be preggers. Okay, I being sarcastic. Women naturally have a little curve to their bellies, but in Hollywood if you see it, its automatically assumed that you're preggo.

Poor thing. She never recovered from that time, early in her marriage to Tom, when she came home, walked into the bedroom, and Tom said (eventually) "Honey! I didn't expect you home so soon! What? No!!! This is Zed, and we're just rehearsing a scene from Pulp Fiction."

If you think she is one of the most beautiful women in the world, you have some pretty frickin' low standards. I bet you probably thought Corky from "Life Goes On" was "super hunky". Get a life.

P.S. Meow.

She was smokin' in that bad 3rd Batman movie. Still has a great body, but face is starting to look sort of plastic. I still love her, I've been digging her since BMX Bandits.

ok then...grrrrr...it WAS medium, but now it's huge because women get hairier as they get older. Until they hit menopause and puberty reverses, with a splash of occasional incontinence thrown in for fun. That's why post-menopausal women's giant grey-hairy bushes always have a lemon-unfresh scent.

Hahaha, I'd love to see what any of the current trainwrecks in Hollywood are going to look like when they're 40 as compared to Nicole Kidman. No one will want to take their picture though because there's the possibility the sheer ugliness of their saddlebags will break the camera.

Nice try though. Better luck next time in criticizing someone's natural, ageless beauty.

Corky was one hot tard.

And, to state the obvious, I like boys.

Her skin looks way too stretched... I bet she can't clench her buttocks without smiling, and viceversa.

I would let Corky crap on my face. "Tard shit has it's own special aroma. MMM........

Never sucking cock and never having an orgasm has kept her young-looking.

I don't know about tard shit, but Down Syndrome farts are definitely paint-peelers. I think it's something to do with altered enzymes. So if you're fucking a mongo, be sure to skip 69 or you might pass out.

She always wears clothes that are too small for her. I think she likens herself to a little porcelain doll. What she doesn't realize is that she's getting too old to pull off that kind of shit. Grow up Nicole, and be a woman.

Got any info and pics of chicks under 40? Well...Nicole might be under 40 but she kinda dresses and acts like a 70 year old grandmother.

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Christ, she got fat!

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She's very attractive for a sexless colorless old lady. So, not attractive.

That's probably what Nicole does. Fuck a mongoloid and FREE FACIAL PEEL!

Leave Britney alone!

I just can't see her as attractive, ever since Tom. I mean, she was with him, with his big nose and fucked up square-state fag haircut (talk about Corky...), doing it doggystyle so that he could focus on the one anal hair missed during her waxing and pretend it was a boy's hairy ass. And she was happy. At least Katie had to be tied down and lobotomized.

Yeah, leave Britney alone you bunch poopy heads.

Well the ugly old bitch finally had plastic surgery ... she looks like a goddamn freak. ... too bad it didn't improve her looks... she looks like a cartoon character of some kind .. well mainly the monkey from the old Doritos commerical way back when.. ... i guess she didn't get them to improve her ridiculous walk ... as in Duck walk.... both feet pointing outward when she walks...
well anyways ... I guess she had to get the plastic surgery ... that's the only way her dirty looking Keith Urban drunken bastard husband could feel her sucking his unbathed cock.

I think in addition to botox and lip collagen she's had some sort of cheek implant or fillers in her upper and lower cheeks. When you are that thin and in your late 30's / early 40's (don't know her age), your cheeks are simply not that plump anymore. Look at other pics of her online from the past few years - she had a much narrower lower jaw / cheek area. To fill out the wrinkles / sags, she plumped it up, giving her face a whole new shape. The lip collagen, she's been doing that for awhile, especially the upper lip. NICOLE - Stop with the clear hair color! Why? Who tells you this looks good, or feminine, or doll like, or precious, or whatever you think it does for you? Your hair, skin and clothes are the same color. Oh, I get it now, you have self-loathing, deep down, and you tinker to make yourself perfect, but feel guilty, so you try to disappear ...

Seem's a life time sense I have said this, but, um......"your slip is showing"

It's actually easier to land against the wind...

@47. mmmm.......poop.

oh oh oh - I just realized, she used to have a gummier smile and / or small, baby-like upper teeth. Maybe she also had veneers, OR, the lip plumping is covering up the upper gum line ...

I agree, the lip inflating looks bad and wrong, and from this day forward, I will only do her from behind. That's her loss, but I have to draw the line somewhere--there are consequences for your behavior Nicole! ;)

Hey, I just realized she just hit the big 4-0 a few months ago. She must have freaked out and had all sorts of stuff done for her bday cause she looks different. She would have been better off leaving it all alone. Having a few lines and wrinkles, etc, here and there is better than looking like you've had work done and suddenly look "off". Well, I guess thats the pressures you face in Hollywood when you hit your 40's. Not that it will really help her in the long run; she will still get the mom roles, etc, etc. Silly lady.

She is staring to look suspiciously like Kylie Minogue.

She pulled her hair so far back that her whole faced followed. Is this the new botox? Just try to pull the skin back over your head look?

Never thought she was hot myself. can be elegant, very good actress, but never a natural looker.

Dude, the wind SHOULD be against you when landing an airplane.

...I think she is gorgeous, but yeah, she looked better before. How about going back to her natural haircolor and letting the curls come back? And while we're at it, yeah, a few wrinkles would be fine. Mostly, she needs to stop dressing in such a Jackie O fashion. She'd look great {and younger} in just like a hoodie and some cute jeans. She's dressing way too old and serious.

Some of you people are sick!! Nicole is pretty and elegant! I would love to see a picture of some of you that are attacking her! She in no way looks as bad as Joan Rivers, Meg Ryan, Melanie Griffith....just to name a few who've had facelifts, collagen injections and for that matter, better looking than Angeline Jolie who is skinny as a rail now with no shape.

Oy Meh

Her calves make me angry

WTF is up with her nipples?! So weird!

60? Want to see a picture of me? I'm covered in my own poop. Yummy.

Where can I buy a few plastic mannequins for my store that you are advertising here?

I actually don't think she looks that bad.
She just needs to go back to being a redhead. Redheads can't pull off blond.
The redhead from 'That 70's Show' same thing, blond just washes them out.

And Nicole doesn't have a weird nipple problem, it's the seam in the dress
that doing some weird puckering thing. (If you look at all the pics, it's evident)

and #12 tha't her husband Keith Urban, he's an american country singer (but he's from Australia)

I used to have a friend that looked just like her. She couldn't take it when men paid attention to anyone else, even their own wives. I finally figured out she only hung out with me because she didn't think I was as pretty as she was. But really, at least I look like a real person, not a plastic doll.
Nicole looks strange with all that stuff in her lips. Yuck.

She also needs to fire her seamstress. The puckers on the front of that thing she calls a dress are awful. Mrrrreowwww!

Has anyone notice where her nipple is???????? That's what's wrong...

Check out what Nicole used to look like :

http://www.nicolekidmanunited.com/NicoleKidmanFilmography/filmdeadcalm1989.html

wtf.... she is too pretty...and like you people are stupid and jealous that you don't look as hot as her

#36-I bet she can't clench her buttocks without smiling-if my throbbing member was buried balls deep in her ass and she clenched her buttocks, we'd both be smiling

She needs bangs to hide that forehead.

Yeah, the dart on the front of her dress does not look right - you would think that as much as she probably paid for that dress, the dart wouldn't be off that badly.

By looking at each other, these women from hollywood should know that plastic surgery is a very bad idea.
It makes the face look bloated, it is horrible.
It is much better to have some wrinkles.
Surgery shocks your body and makes you age quicker.

that's what we like to call a 5 head...

Hey look, the Mad Hatter and the March Hare fucked and had a kid!

Nicole is one of the grossest, sluttiest women in Hollywood, sluttier than Lindsay Lohan. But she hides it really well. Grace Kelly was the same way but Nicole is much more perverse and it's showing in her face.

#72-yes, I suppose that'd be quite fun. And leave room for some throat gagging, too.

It looks like .. pic 4 that she has 'double ankle bones going on' .....a misplaced set lower down on the foot.
She honestly makes me want to vomit. She is a do-gooder, well in her mind,..and she tries to portray that to everyone else. But no, she's NOT.
She's a digusting whore who likes the black cock... just ask her last boyfriend Lenny Kravitz.

She's not-so-slowly silicollamorphing herself into Jenilee Harrison.

Blech.

Botox, check
Lip injections, check
Eyelift, check

she looks like a douche

Terrible actress. Overrated beyond belief. I don't understand why mags keep putting her on their covers, because she doesn't sell.
Her movies bomb, too. The fact that she is one of Hollywood's highest paid actresses is a mystery to me.
She just can't act. And the fact that she is so full of herself is perpetuated by the paparrazi....

FUGLY with few horseshoes upp her ass
overrated YEP

bursttttttttttttt out laughing about landing the small aircraft on her forehead comment.

She looks like my third grade teacher, Mrs/ Truax. Except she doesn't have a wart with a hair growing out of it on her chin.

Looks like Nicole has got some new fish lips a la Meg Ryan.

I still think she looks fantasic. She's 40!!!

But sh NEEDS red hair!!!! And should stop botoxing

That shot of her ass in Dead Calm is still one of the Hollywood's most distinguised moments. It was perfectly shaped, and smooth, and fair skinned and tone and.....well, go rent it, you get the idea.

I used to dislike Nicole when she was with Tom Cruise. She just kind of stood there with an indifferent scowl on her face. Now, I know she was brainwashed like Katie. I think she is great since splitting from Tom. On Letterman, after Tom dumped her, she was asked about the split...she said at least she could start wearing heels again. She started smiling in the pictures and getting her groove on with Lenny. Kenny Kravitz is a hotty. She does need to lay off the botox and say no to trout mouth but she is a classic, graceful beauty.

It looks like a grease monkey tried to squeeze her right boob.

She was great in the remake of Stepford Wives and I loved the
original film; she was also great in the one where she gets her
students to kill her husband-that's her best roll ever.
She has a unique face and is really stunning most of the time.
I think these are not great pictures of her and don't do her justice
but I hate the phoney lip thing-too much plastic makes a woman
look like a tranny.

Looks like Nicole has some tit dirt in that first picture. Mmmhmm.

nichole whore looks more uglier than before ,she is untalented porn star

She is creepy - like she's dead already. Maybe that's why she married Tom - he gave her the Scientology secret for immortality. It must involve injecting wax into your veins.

And I just realized that is her slip that is hanging out the bottom of her dress. Nice. And no that isn't her nipple, it is a wrinkle in the dress with bad lighting.

Wouldn't it be easier to land two small planes on her forehead if the wind was against you, as opposed to if the wind was with you?

It sure seemed that way to me when I was landing two F15's onto my aircraft carrier the other week.

why would some aussie redhead come to america to become a star of the silver screen? duh, so she can have a plastic surgeon turn her into Kim Basinger!

She seems to be going for a rather odd combo of matronly (the clothing) and girlish (mannerisms and posture). I'm not quite sure what she's trying to achieve here, but it's pretty clear she's uncomfortable with her actual age. It's a shame she feels she's got to give in to the pressure of Hollywood and try maintain a youthful, flawless appearance (but I completely understand why she and so many others do). I just hope whatever she's done isn't permanent, and she'll soon feel comfortable enough with herself to stop the botox, etc. Before all the work, she had the kind of face that would look great across decades, and I think she'd be much more interesting and beautiful if she would allow some of her life experience to show.

They put this one in the Washington DC Examiner this morning. I cracked up when I saw it! Way to go Superficial!

Nicole Kidman is elegant and beautiful. She can't look 20 forever.

No but she's desperately trying to look like she's in her twenties. Those collagen fish lips are terrifying.

There definitely is a little something off about her in this picture. I recently saw a trailor for Nicole's new movie, Margot at the Wedding, and she looks perfectly natural. You can decide for yourself. Go to www.margotatthewedding.com

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does nicole kidman fart???

Come on you guys, if Nicole doesn't look pretty and beautiful which woman does?I mean I certainly don't look better than her so I can't say she looks ugly, you know?I just can't say that,even if I try hard to look my best,Nicole's look and charm can't easily compare with many women.She's born with that beautiful face and she preserves her physical health,beauty and she seems to be in a good shape always.I admire her for that.Oh, and I also admire that she is a good actress and has a lot of money.But apart from the things I've already mentioned nothing else really impresses me about her.And yeah,she is kind of slutty ,even if her looks is very classy her choices speak of they own!

BUT DOES NICOLE KIDMAN FARTTTTTTTTTTTT?????????????????