Oct 18 2007Model falls through hole during L.A. Fashion Week

Wow, that's some bad karma.

Poor unfortunate soul!!!! :p

LoL. I thought that was pretty funny!

hahahaa!

This is one of those times I wish my work computer would FREAKING PLAY A VIDEO!!!

I need a good laugh today, but now gotta wait til I'm home. Fish's commentary gave me a chuckle at least...

beautiful.

WTF was the performer doing to begin with?

Hey that happened to me too! I slipped and fell into the big hole.

@8-

Have you gotten over the night sweats and tremors yet?

how did that guy get away with that? hahah. geez.

funny fall.
but inexplicable that everyone there (except of course the model who doesn't look down) clearly knew about the hole in the runway and not a single bozo running the event thought to, i don't know, cover it up.

har har hardee har har!

Well, you can't expect her to notice anything after she's taken her pre-show heroin bump, can you....(silly posters!)

"I'm so embarrased, I'm not wearing any pants. I just want the floor to open up.... HEY!!! OK well since you're listening how about that whole not-being-pregnant-thing? I wished for that last night..."

Actually I want to see the footage of the guy that did the flip and BROKE the stage!!!

HAHAHAHAHA! I bet that fuckin' hurt, but it was hilarious!

I'm sorry #1, but I'm confused....how is that bad karma? Karma doesn't work that way.

You would have to know what kinds of effed up things the model did in order to assume she is getting a dose of karma. I mean, you'd have to know that maybe she tripped people in her youth (like yesterday) or maybe she placed a cloth over a hole in the sidewalk and an old lady stepped on it and the model laughed.

People need to find better "pat" sayings becuase the overuse of the karma is just getting annoying.

For sure those nasty flat tits weren't going to break her fall.

lol i don't even see how she could have missed that hole. it only sticks out like a sore thumb on that white runway. lol

and why didn't someone stop the show for 5 seconds to cover it up?

Hell, at she wasn't pulling a Britney Spears by not wearing undies.

It's normal to enjoy it when bad things happen to attractive women right? Nothing wrong with that, as long as you don't make the bad things happen. Right?

@19,
Yes, she IS wearing panties, pretty yellow panties.

If I was at that event I'd position myself under that hole, have the wang out & BOOM! Insta action!

Great time to ask her if she's gained weight.......

LOL....

.

Way to wear grandma's underwear on the runway.

Britney would have managed, somehow, to flash her butthole. See, that's why she's a genius.

I lol'd!

/why did they have a karate guy at a fashsion show?
//no-one attemped to cover the hole
///comedy gold
////4 slashes!!!!

prissy bitch bites it.

and who says there is no justice?

That made my day. Strut that thing, girl! You own that runway. You've been all over the world modeling. Paris, London, Milan, you even did that shoot in Fiji. You are the one. The special one. Model: What is that? Looks like a hole. The runway can't even contain this attitude..Whuaahaw. I can't believe that hole didn't notice me. I'm the one. Absolute-one. I'll show that sonofabitch hole when I vomit my brains out through my throat.

Also, Hey, great moves, fighting-monk. Centuries of refined martial art handed down through your heritage. How noble. How beautiful. Living that life to the fullest. No women. Never speaking. Then coming to America and putting on an exibition at a shitty fashion show in front of a lot of people that are only objectifying your culture.

#25. Ha! Nice.

@16-

Please stop using the My Name is Earl version of Karma. I realize that I am a non-practicing Hindu, unless you count getting dragged to a Puja for my niece earlier this year, but as I recall, karma is not about retribution or reward. It is the sum of all you have done and all you will do. My use of the expression is similar to Christian telling me "God bless you" for a sneeze. So, please get over yourself and cut back on the coffee.

There's a reason runway models are just that, and not something which requires an ounce of brainpower. What an idiot. Classic.

I'm kinda suprised this made it on here.

Models aren't supposed to be looking at the floor. They're supposed to keep their head's high and look straight forward.. not look at the runway to see if there is a freak hole in it.

FRIST, you didn't miss anything, just some asian dude in a Karate sword act, doing a front flip to flat back landing. Nothing you haven't seen before.

Reminds me of my everyday life.

Work it, Baby!

HA, ha!

paper of plastic.

dude, I know what karma is. If you want to get into it I'm all for it. I know about the different levels of reincarnation and the different beings we transform into as a result of our ways of living and being. So don't give me that My name is earl shit, because, one, I don't watch that show and two, I still say, don't use the phrase karma (even as a god bless you reference) becasue it don't apply. So shuttie and GO have a cup of coffee.

Jerk.

And I WISH someone would invite me to a Puja, because I wouldn't feel like I was being dragged to it. It woul be my pleasure. (hmph)

Was there more injured than just her pride? Because as we've witnessed by great fashion falls in the past, the real pros get back up and finish their thing. Sometimes with a cute lil' apologetic grin to boot. This girl could take a page outta that book.

The best part was in the beginning, watching that talentless hack douchebag splat on the runway. But what is he, a tub of goo? How damn fat do you have to be to punch a hole in the runway like that.

I saw this last night; for some reason, a news show thought this constituted news.

Some break dancing/acrobatic guy did some sort of half-assed flip and his ass (or his feet, couldn't really tell) busted a huge-ass hole in the runway. Then, sometime thereafter, the model basically walked right into the hole, which had not been covered up or repaired in any way.

This is proof undeniable that everyone who works in fashion does not possess higher brain function. You know, difficult things like recognizing a hole in the floor and covering it up/repairing it and understanding that you cannot walk right into a hole without falling through it. And these are the people who want to tell us all how to dress. Tomorrow, we'll see footage of models walking around in the rain because no one told them to come inside.

and here I thought Karma was one of the pussycat dolls.............

TS, they showed that too?

Fucking funny..........poor thing... probably from the lack of proper food with a much needed intake of calcium must have busted her ankles up, cracked a few ribs on top of feeling light headed from a self induced nicotine override that caused a severe dizzy spell which all prompted a frantic anxiety attack. You go model bitch, you go.

it's a good thing she was wearing panties!

@36

I don't think I'm going to play with you anymore, even though you were the first to start the flaming. You are obviously too tightly wound and unable to worry about little thing like spelling, grammar, etc. Have a nice life (is that appropriate?)

The Jerk

PS- Trust me on the coffee

Yup.

You can't stop fighting! You forgot the "jerk store" reference.

Was he doing a flip? or just inventing a new way to lift a girls skirt?

Wouldn't it have been awesome if a penis suddenly flapped out of her panties while they pulled her out? Am I alone on this? Yes? NO? Yes. Fine. Fuckers.

This stupid post is still up? Big deal, a dumb model with little saggy boobs and yellow panties

@48 Mike. I think Texes Tranny is with you on this one

jus waitin'...she lost her temp cust, so i know there will be mo' britbrit for me today yay!

48- well, surprise surprise.

crotchney has had her visitations with her kids suspended. keep up, fish.

Mike is that link really yours?

Here I am JIMBO!!!!
Still having that problem that this site will NOT remember my personal info.

They should call it TheSTUPIDficial.

It does not remember mine either. This place sucks!!! Is it time to go home?

13 and 48. You bitches crack me up. Thanks for the laugh in an otherwise craptastic day.

maybe she thought she was a Super Model, and could fly over the hole

hahahahaha! yay 58! YOU WIN!

I'm fucking getting a cold.

@48 Mike,
That would have been a sight.

Stupid bitch, learn to walk!

hey, did anyone warn her? Maybe she didn't know since she was backstage. I would be mega pissed if that was me and no one warned me; I smell lawsuit or worker mans comp.

she was probably so hungry that she'd turned blind.

FASHION MODEL = NO BRAINS

Really Jimbo? Does it remember anybody's or are we all signing fake crap in there every fracking time?!?!?

Did anyone see this story on FoxNews about these $6,500 sex dolls? That's a lot cash for a sex doll. They look pretty good, though.

it remembers all my info...

Hey FRIST,
It doesn't remember me either.
Also there are more "censored" words that you can't post.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,302916,00.html

forgot the link

TT you got the 69!!!

Customers can choose from 10 body types, 16 faces and 17 hairstyles to create their dream girl. They specify skin tone, hair and eye color, makeup palette and nail-polish shade. The dolls have interchangeable faces ($500 each), so with the pull of some Velcro and the flip of a wig, she's like a whole new gal.

I wonder if I could come up with a combo that looks like FRIST.

LOL
Never saw it coming.

I guess the question about the sex dolls is can they cook yet?

#71 Hey TT, I would pay money to see that. I'd want one.

I'd also want one that looks like Brendan Fraser.

FRIST, what would you do with it?

I'm not asking what you would do with the brendan frasier one...

FRIST,
I'm sure they could make you a Brendan. The article says they have a male version as well as she-male verisions.

what was she wearing anyway, is that considered fashion? i thought this was a fashion show.

Hey FRIST, I'd but one if it looked like you. Is that creepy? Alright I would never buy one period, I just think you're hot.

I just thought of something...............
If they could make little boy and girl doll out of this stuff, it might keep a few of the pedo's off the street, they could make a Jon Benet, a Shirley Temple, alter-boys for the preist and a Amber doll.

Just saying...........

Well, obviously Sam, I'd have the BEST THREESOME EVER...

TS, really? (blushing)

Hell yes, FRIST
What a great idea..............

Frist -

Ooh... I just wanted to hear you say it...

thanks

hey Jimbo, that's not THE mike on that link. OUR Mike is from hispanic heritage. and he's a bit older than 22 y.

We're still on THIS???

Anytime...

Hey Val, kind-of................
Look up and see we're talking about these new sex dolls that sell for $6,500 a piece.

TOTAL KARMIC IRONY HAHA HAHAHAH DUMB BITCH

FRIST if you get a friend request from Brotha Trucka it's me...
I'd be honored

TT you too, if you would be open to it?

What is that! A hole for ants! It has to be at least ........3 times that big for a model to see it!

now this is the kinda shit I love to read when I first wake up. Beats coffee.

SAM! I want a friend request!

she needs more binging and purging... she was such a porker she fell through!!!! go back to the diet coke and bag of m&m diet!

I agree on the overuse of the word karma, thank Boy George for that fiasco some 24 years ago, BUT...GET OVER IT already. The reincarnation of...what...what the hell are you talking about? OMG...“Kuckoo...kuckoo...”

What the hell is a "Friend Request"? I have a feeling that's probably a stupid question but someone please enlighten me.

And FRIST, yes, really.

veggi... link me baby...

FRIST - TS is right

TS - you know on everybody's favorite social networking site... rhymes with pie-face?

sam

OK veggi it's there

Clearly you're referring to My Space however I can honestly say that the only time I have ever been on My Space was the one time I clicked on FRIST!'s name and it took me to her page, where I browsed for about 60 seconds.

Actually I clicked on allbeautymustdie's name and I think it took me to My Space also but I can't remember. But anyways, what is a Friend Request? I literally know nothing about that site. Nevermind, I'll figure it out. No need to bore everyone else (as if they weren't already). Sorry everyone.

$6500 for a sex doll. That is cheep. I had an ex-wife that just laid there and she cost me more than $6500 bucks.

I would pay extra for a FRIST sex doll

@TS, Oh, snap! Sorry bout that. It is how you establish a connection between users pages it also adds some functionality, like bulletins that are messages that go out to all your "friends"... if everyone else is bored, they can go read the new Britney post...

was only a matter of time before one of those fat girls broke the floor, geeze... LOL

that bitch is tragic! finish your walk! just like carrice in satc season 4 episode 2. get up and finish your walk down the runway.

It's alright, I might be the last person on Earth under 35 who doesn't have a My Space page. I get it now.

Hey FRIST, you have a lot of admirers out there, you getting creeped out yet?

Hell yes Jimbo,
We could have a Superficial Collection and each of us have a look-alike doll.
I'd bet that the FRIST doll would be the number 1 seller.

I got kicked off the fish for commenting too many times.

@108. TT I think i would by two FRIST dolls and have a three some every night.

Right on Jimbo...............

Or maybe a FRIST and Veggi doll.

And if you watch Boston Legal, a Shirley Schmidt whore doll

I'd buy of a each and have a Superficial orgy everynight.

#107 Yeah, a little...

paper or plastic

Dude, I totally forgot about you. How you doin??? I liked how you signed you last post The Jerk. Gave me soem fond memories of Steve Martin...remember this one....

"IIII'm picking out a thremos for youuuuuuu,
Not just any thermos for youuuuuuu"

Whooo's wound up? Not I, Brute, not I.....Anyhoo......toodle-loo!

TT what's upppp!!!!!

How are your tittays today?

Whenever FISH gets around to it, I am looking forward to his humorous reporting of Britney losing all visitation rights to those adorable little mistakes. I saw it on Foxnews.com...

Hey Val,
Draging on the smooth side..................

TS, there it is! Home it!

"they're shooting at the cans..."

You know, this could've been this model's big career making moment if she hauled herself up out of the hole and strutted the catwalk like a diva professional!! Instead, she headed backstage. Wasn't it Naomi Cambpell who fell off her platforms at a Vivienne Westwood show and it made her career??

Hey TT I only want a doll that looks like my husband. (Awww....)!

It aint coming up on my computer. WTF???

Awwwwwwwwwww is right MrsP.

Ok, you want one to look like your husband, but what about the "package" maybe an inch or two of augmentation?

TT, you can't improve upon perfection!

Hey TS has it come up yet? That happens to me all the time! This site is wacky or something.

Ok I gotta go to court. BRB!!!

At least she was wearing panties.

Since when do models wear panties?? WTF??

FF th'!

And they say models don't eat...derp...derpa derp derp

"I saw it on Foxnews.com...as my mind slowly rotted away and I began to repeat a handful of stock faux-patriotic phrases."

fixed

DATING HERSH = NO BRAINS!!

LOL OUCH!

LMMFAO!!! comemierda!!!

Models have to look foward. Plain n simple.

What a dumb cunt!

#14 if you actually played the video you'd see the guy breaking it.

The video is lame.
I was expecting so much but it was no big deal.
Still, you can't blame the model.
Look how thin and wobbly her legs are, it looks like bambi taking its first steps. She was either going to fall or skid to the opposite side of the runway.

one of the best posts i've read/seen in a while.

The way everyone was screaming you would think she got shot lol
It's pretty much the venue's fault. Models aren't supposed to look at their feet at all. Their head is up high and facing straight ahead.

i disagree with #135
there's so much material to point out about this simple incident

POOR
GIRL

this was a funny ass video when I saw this!

Someone should have covered that whole up before she came out. Why would she suspect it was there when she was looking at the audience, not at the floor?

wow, good thing models are so thin.
runways made of lightweight foam!? wtf.
and, i like that the male model helped
her up. that was nice:)

Models are not supposed to look down, plain and simple. Who ever told her to walk is their fault.

Wow, she walked right off the stage, she is deff not America's Next Top model. Tyra would be like, "You finish that catwalk with a broken ankle. And you flashed your panties. Go home."

What a funny!

Made my hairy nipples hard!

PS LUV U texass tranny (smooch!)

what a fatass!! go on a diet!

well... it could have happened to anyone. poor girl. i bet she probably cried her eyes out and swore to never ever model again.

hahaha!
love the gene in the audience who asks "is that a hole right there?"
Someone hand this guy a diploma.

You guys are so fucking stupid, you guys obviously don't know runway at all, how the fuck can she see the hole WHEN NUMBER ONE THEIR BEIING RUSHED IN THE BACK THEIR LAST THOUGHT IS A FUCKING HOLE IN THE RUNWAY, NUMBER 2 their looking at cameras, how the fuck can she look down, and tell me when youVE EVER seen a model look down, just goes to show how fucking custy you people are the jokes on you b.c you pick at people, when you should really be examining yourselves.

Thanks dumbasses.

She so stupid.

haha what an idiot. The guy who helps her up is the Haitian from Heroes.

i bet that hurt. a lot.

lame fashion show. how can they leave a hole on the runway?? it's not the model's fault to fell down! models are supposed to look straight on the runway!

It was a Shaolin monk that did the back flip that broke the hole through the cat walk. I feel sorry for the poor girl strutting her stuff, keeping her head up and her eyes to the audience she would have had no idea the hole was even there. I hope she had the gumption to sue the organisers or greedy designer who didn't bother their arse fixing the hole before one of the girls nearly broke her leg.