Oct 11 2007Michelle Rodriguez gets 180 days in jail
Former Lost star Michelle Rodriguez was sentenced to 180 days in jail for violating her probation and falsifying community service documents. Reuters reports:
A Los Angeles County Superior Court judge ordered the former "Lost" actress to jail after she admitted failing to complete community service obligations contrary to a signed document stating otherwise, city attorney spokesman Frank Mateljan said. She must start her term by Christmas Eve. Rodriguez, 29, was also found to have consumed alcohol on at least three occasions while wearing a monitoring bracelet around her ankle, in violation of a probation requirement she refrain from drinking for 90 days, Mateljan said.
Michelle Rodriguez is a drinking machine. When it comes to alcohol, she makes Lindsay Lohan look like a nun. I guarantee Michelle will snap at least three guards’ necks, jump out a third story window and crash the prison laundry truck into a bar. Then she’ll guzzle her own weight in whiskey. Now that’s how you have a drinking problem. None of that princess fu-fu cocktail bullshit for Michelle Rodriguez. Wow, it's almost like she's a female version of, well, me. At long last we've found each other, soulmate!
UPDATE: So I met Michelle at a bar and when I failed to chug a bottle of rum in 30 seconds she threw a barstool at my nuts and questioned my sexuality. Is it wrong to be turned on by that?
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Reader Comments
1. t - October 11, 2007 11:05 AM
yuh
2. am-marie - October 11, 2007 11:05 AM
Michelle Rodriguez = AA Failure.
3. t - October 11, 2007 11:05 AM
2nd only to myself
4. t - October 11, 2007 11:06 AM
shit
5. Stock Breaker - October 11, 2007 11:06 AM
she's a tough girl I think she can handle it
6. BIG - October 11, 2007 11:06 AM
Serves her right
7. freakwad - October 11, 2007 11:07 AM
hahahahaha she's so hardcore.
8. Lesbian - October 11, 2007 11:07 AM
AT least she will have plenty of girlfriends to choose from
9. MoonChild - October 11, 2007 11:09 AM
Who ?
10. Zara - October 11, 2007 11:10 AM
Haha what a fucktard! She must have known she would get caught - she just wanted to get back to her bitches in prison!
11. LL - October 11, 2007 11:14 AM
I'm still amazed that any rich, famous people need to drink excessively. I know money doesn't solve all problems, but damn, people, get your shit together. If you think fame and money are difficult to handle, try being poor and having no one give a shit about you, much less follow you around and take your picture.
12. veggi - October 11, 2007 11:15 AM
hmm. She looks like she just snorted a big ol' line in that picture. All big smile coke smile jard smile.
13. Zara - October 11, 2007 11:16 AM
haha #11 couldn't have said it better myself!
14. yukadoozer - October 11, 2007 11:18 AM
She probably opens beer bottles with those teeth.
This is one lame-ass day so far.
15. veggi - October 11, 2007 11:19 AM
I can totally open a beer bottle with my teeth. just sayin. What? alcoholic? maybe. talented? of couse. redneck? fo so yo.
16. lux - October 11, 2007 11:21 AM
At least she won't cry about having to go to jail.
17. Realist - October 11, 2007 11:28 AM
Queen of the prison. She's bound to make a few women her bitches while in there. Maybe kill someone.
18. freakwad - October 11, 2007 11:28 AM
look at the hickey. white trash beautiful!
19. ack - October 11, 2007 11:29 AM
that's a man, baby
20. Fumus - October 11, 2007 11:29 AM
She looks good, and by good I mean the opposite...cuz it's opposite day.
21. jrzmommy - October 11, 2007 11:31 AM
This ought to be like a fat kid in a candy store................
22. veggi - October 11, 2007 11:32 AM
She'd make me turn lesbian for her. Wait, I already am...ok, she'd make me bend over lesbian for her.
23. Hecubus - October 11, 2007 11:37 AM
I have to admit I quite like her. She's a reeeeal dyke not just an attention hungry straight bitch and she's a reeeeal drunk not just a spoiled rich bitch who can't take her cocktails. It's rare to see a 'celebrity' that's real in any way.
24. veggi - October 11, 2007 11:37 AM
22- hmmm. here we go again, huh. seriously dude. it isn't very funny. you're an assclown.
25. Under man - October 11, 2007 11:39 AM
I would wrap her legs around my face and use her like a feed bag.
26. veggi - October 11, 2007 11:41 AM
When did it ever matter what you think?
27. Ooba Gooba - October 11, 2007 11:55 AM
I love this one. This skank thought she was untouchable.....guess she found out different.
28. theShizaan - October 11, 2007 12:01 PM
that bitch's grill is on steroids.
29. justplainconfused - October 11, 2007 12:02 PM
I have this dream that while this "woman" is in jail, Britney gets convicted for her hit and run and ends up as Michelle's cell mate. I'm not sure if Brit would end up as Michelle's bitch, or if Michelle would simply decide to stick a shiv in her about 80 times. Either way, it would be entertaining.
30. SWEETS - October 11, 2007 12:03 PM
I LIKE HER. SHE WAS GOOD ON LOST, WHICH I AM TOTALLY OBSSESSED WITH.
31. Geoff - October 11, 2007 12:08 PM
WOW! A drunken hispanic falsifying documents. What a shock!
32. havoc - October 11, 2007 12:09 PM
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
180 days or 6 months?
I'm so confused......
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33. Auntie Kryst - October 11, 2007 12:28 PM
I dig any hardcore drinking chick. This woman is cool. I want to be one of her conjugal visits!
34. Riotboy - October 11, 2007 12:38 PM
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35. JeffL - October 11, 2007 12:43 PM
[i][b]WOMEN IN CAGES!
SEX!
ACTION!
WHITE SKIN ON THE BLACK MARKET![/i][/b]
36. Ryan - October 11, 2007 12:45 PM
That's what she gets for being such a bitch and shooting Shannon in the stomach. Whore.
37. D. Richards - October 11, 2007 1:09 PM
Take a very good look at this woman's face. Look closely. Now, remove your testicles and penis; it'll never be the same.
38. Marcelo - October 11, 2007 1:30 PM
I hate her SO much in LOST!!
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2267702 (Black and White)
Marcelo
39. PunkA - October 11, 2007 1:47 PM
She's just an angry lesbian. Jail will be good for her. She can work out and have cage sex with her bunk mate. Like Club Med.
40. lil princess - October 11, 2007 2:03 PM
i LOVE whiskey. too bad it makes me violent. i think im moving onto tequila. patron anejo on the rocks with lime, please! thanks. R I P my love for crown royal.
41. lil princess - October 11, 2007 2:04 PM
i LOVE whiskey. too bad it makes me violent. i think im moving onto tequila. patron anejo on the rocks with lime, please! thanks. R I P my love for crown royal.
42. lil princess - October 11, 2007 2:04 PM
sorry about the muliple posts... it was an accident!
43. Nathiest - October 11, 2007 2:41 PM
I guess for her it is better to be her cell mate's bitch then it is to be the man's bitch.
Though I highly doubt she'll spend more then 2 weeks in jail. Still couldn't her sentence start after x-mas like on the 26th? bastards.
44. ness - October 11, 2007 2:42 PM
#11 for president!!!!
for real, people.
45. Maritza Roman - October 11, 2007 2:45 PM
I can't say nothing about this but,I still love you Michelle Rodriguez!!!
NO COMMENTS!!!
46. moka - October 11, 2007 3:09 PM
and what's that in her neck? a hicky??? eewww
47. Drunk - October 11, 2007 3:52 PM
11. LL - October 11, 2007 11:14 AM
I'm still amazed that any rich, famous people need to drink excessively. I know money doesn't solve all problems, but damn, people, get your shit together. If you think fame and money are difficult to handle, try being poor and having no one give a shit about you, much less follow you around and take your picture
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Reply: You don't know anything about addictions do you ? It has nothing to do with how much money you have. It affects everyone
48. betenoir - October 11, 2007 6:13 PM
@47 Oh cry me a river. LL's on to something. Go have another drink on me, the STFU!!!!
49. Veck - October 11, 2007 6:54 PM
ALL HAIL SATAN. SHE LOOKS LIKE SATANETTE.
http://www.shoutcast.com/sbin/shoutcast-playlist.pls?rn=505185&file=filename.pls
50. mamadough - October 11, 2007 6:56 PM
i bet her vagina snarls and barks whenever a guy gets to close. it's so angry!
51. DottieDot - October 11, 2007 7:04 PM
How is what MR did worse than what Nicole Richie, Britney Spears, Linsey Lohan, and Paris Hilton did?
So why the 180 days and not less than 1 day?
52. Uber Jalemon - October 11, 2007 7:14 PM
she's a sub, she likes it in the ass for sure
53. jacknasty - October 11, 2007 8:45 PM
She loves the booze and the cooze!
54. BunnyButt - October 11, 2007 10:20 PM
Hey, 18, that's Latina trash, not white trash!
55. Missystar - October 11, 2007 10:56 PM
Yay, #11!!!
56. Joy - October 15, 2007 2:57 PM
Who cares? Does this chick do anything other than drink and drive? Who gives a shit?