Oct 16 2007
Mary-Kate Olsen is a Muppet, or a Jedi - or both, I dunno
When I first looked at this picture, I thought, oh, hey, awesome Master Yoda. Maybe he’ll do some crazy lightsaber attacks or something. But then I looked closely, and, man, it’s Mary-Kate Olsen. That’s like meeting a hot girl and having her promise you an evening of “lots of naked stuff.” Only you get her home, turn on the lights, and holy shit, it’s Tara Reid – with her shirt off. Why does the left one look like that – oh, dude, your stomach. Put your shirt back on. Please. I have a very full stomach and a heart condition.
Photos: INFdaily.com
Reader Comments
1. cashitin - October 16, 2007 6:16 PM
No seriously - what is it?
2. ghdf - October 16, 2007 6:17 PM
your mom
3. ack - October 16, 2007 6:18 PM
i'm still pissed about paris and rwanda, i can't even comment on this.
okay, so i just did. oops.
4. PunkA - October 16, 2007 6:20 PM
Obi Wan Boy Obi?
Or is Qui Gonorhea Gin?
Princess Gaya?
5. Katman - October 16, 2007 6:21 PM
The guy that writes the comments is a freaking riot! Too dam funny....
6. supes - October 16, 2007 6:25 PM
The uselessness is strong with this one.
7. cashitin - October 16, 2007 6:28 PM
It looks like something that crawled out of Paris' snatch or maybe #2's snatch.
8. blpressure - October 16, 2007 6:33 PM
Yeah Tara Reid is fine with her shirt on, with a pretty face like that to fuck who needs the rest of her? Mary-Kate Olsen, OK with the lights off. It's Halloween soon so that would take the edge off.
9. Shigbigger - October 16, 2007 6:35 PM
She's even dressed like Yoda.
10. Riotboy - October 16, 2007 6:38 PM
YIKES!!!
/everyday is Halloween for her
11. so2315 - October 16, 2007 6:38 PM
Why does it seem like the Olsen's cannot garner a smile? I mean they NEVER smile, and their lips are always in the same position. I cannot imagine how they would ever get a cock in between those lips!!!
12. * MISS UNIVERSE - October 16, 2007 6:42 PM
She has lovely eyes
You are drawn towards her happy gaze
13. cashitin - October 16, 2007 6:49 PM
This story could be called "Smeagol goes to Prom".
14. Fit, Petite, and Happy - October 16, 2007 6:49 PM
Typical anorexic flake; thinks she is fat so she wears fat clothes.
15. The Cougar - October 16, 2007 6:50 PM
#11 lol!
I can wait to get me some!
16. jacknasty - October 16, 2007 7:21 PM
She has always dressed like a crazy person...nothin new
she is pretty damn good on Weeds though. "Baaaaa"
17. lolomomopopo - October 16, 2007 8:10 PM
Um, yeah....that's Ashley Olsen.
18. lola - October 16, 2007 8:13 PM
Fish you are a riot.....I love you!
19. Johnny - October 16, 2007 8:22 PM
OK, I'm no longer interested in that three-way. Ashley, leave your sister at home, please.
20. Petite - October 16, 2007 9:05 PM
Why the Goth look? That eye makeup looks so horrible on her!
I never thought about the ano/fat clothes theory #14 mentioned. They both completely cover themselves in layers of large clothes!
21. keri - October 16, 2007 9:26 PM
Why can't I stop looking at her nose?
Her nose really stands out for some reason even though pretty much everything about the photo/look is horrible and demands attention.
Somehow it all keeps coming back to the nose?
22. George - October 16, 2007 9:38 PM
She is such a disgusting varmint.
23. George - October 16, 2007 9:41 PM
# 20
The reason her makeup looks Goth like is because she must be a heroin or crack addict to be so thin and have those sunken eyes. It's not the makeup on the girl, it is her face.
24. cookie monsta - October 16, 2007 10:36 PM
eeewwwwwww, eat a frikken sandwich mantis boy.
25. Auntie Kryst - October 16, 2007 11:23 PM
I don't know, not getting a Star Wars vibe from her. More like Total Recall. If Quatal (sp?) could get all out of that other guys body and walk around that would be her.
26. Snarky McComments - October 16, 2007 11:25 PM
She looks like the monster I used to imagine was living under my bed when I was a kid.....
27. James - October 17, 2007 12:12 AM
She looks great! She and her sister are the most fashionable people in Hollywood.
28. Missystar - October 17, 2007 12:43 AM
Greasy skin, ratty hair, ugly clothes.
29. georgia - October 17, 2007 2:02 AM
her head is wider than her waist... lol
30. Igottabemeee - October 17, 2007 2:12 AM
Yeesh! It looks like she died and the mortician pried her eyes open and stood her up for the photo shoot.
31. Narcissist - October 17, 2007 3:43 AM
When 9,000,000,000 years old you reach, look as good you will not... mmm?
I think they're cute, and they don't seem to be drunk and naked all the time.
Weren't they both dressing nice for a while? The other one still dresses nice, doesn't she? These burlap sacks and dirty bedsheets aren't part of their Wal-Mart fashion line, are they?
It has an elephant on it. Maybe she's Paul McCartneys spiritual guide.
32. mimang - October 17, 2007 5:51 AM
she kinda looks like a lost soul. i *kinda* feel sorry for her.
33. Snarky McComments - October 17, 2007 5:55 AM
It's lifeless black eyes stared back at the silent masses, it's dwarfish proto-head slowly turning left and then right. Finally it's bloated lips moved, quivered really, and the creature spoke in an eerie hissing tone, "Do not be afraid, earthlings. I am MaryKateosis from the planet Smurftron. Take me to your leader".
The frozen crowd seemed to sense as one the magnitude of the evil before it. For the briefest of moments they wavered, seduced by the tone of the creatures voice. Then they broke and fled in terror....
34. Riley - October 17, 2007 6:17 AM
She looks GREAT!
love her
35. Phaimus - October 17, 2007 6:44 AM
Princess Orly.. too bad what happend to the cute little FullHouse twins
36. IKE - October 17, 2007 7:32 AM
Can little kids dress as her for HALLOWEEN?
She looks like she's got a slight JOKER smile going on.
Spoooooky.
37. gerard Vandenberg - October 17, 2007 7:59 AM
JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE!! It looks to me that this girl won't survive this week. She looks so extremely unhealthy, she can give one or better two hands to amy winebubble!! Maybe she's working lately...................as a crack whore, who knows?
38. MrsP - October 17, 2007 8:03 AM
Mary-Kate, my Tacky Jewish Grandma From Palm Beach called. She wants her rings and purse and big belt back.
39. Kim - October 17, 2007 8:08 AM
OK. She does look a little on the deceased side, but on the other hand, I LOVE that snake necklace she is wearing. Everything else, Blech!
40. Kim - October 17, 2007 8:09 AM
And #17 I think you're right that is Ashley, She is the less grotesque one.
41. gerard Vandenberg - October 17, 2007 8:17 AM
Please look again........................................................... E.T. is back!!
42. Nick - October 17, 2007 9:20 AM
She's practicing for her role as a street urchin in a Dickens novel. Duh.
43. V - October 17, 2007 9:48 AM
That's wrong. Jack Skeleton wears BLACK tuxedo, not white (or whatever that colour is)
44. Dick Richards - October 17, 2007 11:26 AM
Monster! Kate's the boogeyman from my dreams! Quick, somebody, for-the love-of god, skewer a fucking stake through her black heart! She's, now, even worse than that witch from Fleetwood-Mac.
45. Ali - October 17, 2007 12:38 PM
Ghost or what?!
46. lola - October 17, 2007 12:56 PM
what the fuck.......
47. Meat_fart - October 17, 2007 12:57 PM
Why does she always look like she just threw up? Oh. Yeah. Because she just threw up.
48. Hollywood-Celebrity-Gossip - October 17, 2007 2:51 PM
She Looks like a "Troll Doll"!
49. EuroPainInTheButt - October 17, 2007 3:07 PM
Aw, I recognize the Mac Donald's poster girl. Made me wonder for a while, why does Mac Donald's advertise these girls on posters like everyone is supposed to know them ? We did not have the series on TV over here (it was a series, wasn't it ?). Must have been a pretty bad series, because we use to buy all the trash coming from America sooner or later and this one did not reach us.
50. EuroPainInTheButt - October 17, 2007 3:09 PM
Mascara AND khol are not supposed to be worn together. Khol alone is enough. If you're blonde with blue eyes, mascara is better.
51. tiare - October 17, 2007 3:15 PM
# 30 lol you hit the nail on the head ...*perfect description*
52. allbeautymustdie - October 17, 2007 3:33 PM
I guess her diet of unbaptized babies and cocaine is working out wonderful for her. She is living up to the epitome of the 'bratz' generation. She actually almost looks like one of those creepy whore dolls except they have MORE curves.
53. donnalynn - October 18, 2007 12:55 AM
Death in a potato bag.
54. babyglyniss - October 18, 2007 2:06 AM
the most beautiful....corpse.
55. Jade - October 18, 2007 2:32 PM
Just another white girl that is useless, and look how ugly she is. Who would actually want to fuck that nastiness. Well expect stupid white guys.
56. justtheobvious - October 18, 2007 6:30 PM
Damn, what a train wreck. She looks as fake as Michael Jackson. She needs to slit her wrists or something, it would be a good gesture for world peace.
57. Spank Yermama - October 21, 2007 7:11 PM
to the fat racist girl who just made the comment about white guys. White guys dont want to bone this Cruella de Ville Olsen skank, and we also dont want to bone fat cellulite-dimpled ghetto hos either, so leave that last Twinkie in the box, and put the ribs down.
58. Sugreev - October 22, 2007 10:24 AM
I don't know how people even find that "thing" hot.She looks like she was a Peckinese in her last life.
59. Gloria - November 19, 2007 1:56 AM
she scared me , i prefer to seeing her photos on a celebrities site called sugarcupid.com. they are much better there.