Oct 24 2007Mariah Carey is cleavagey

HA HA HA...... Her face is like those smooshed kitty faces! I want to pet her head!

HA HA HA Nobody can claim FIRST!!!!!!!! I fucking LOVE it!

What's with all the makeup on her tits / chest. Are we putting putting makeup on our whole bodies now?

Fourth

....And still useless.

I'd be willing to bet money that Mariah's nipples are really fucking hairy.

Hairy Skoal cans...

she looks good..
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she's starting to look like my middle aged aunt

The bitch knows how to dress.
The news vault has some pics of her in a purple number, Yummy.

Looks like she might be wearing Tom Cruise's girdle underneath.

cool.......

DAMN!

She seems so worthless to me. A Diva with no real reason. Although Boobs..........

Too bad she's not "talently"......

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i bet she smells like candida albicans

Is it just me or does she have a nasty bruise on the top of her right boob, and what looks like a hickey at the top of her breast bone. Her breasts are giving me a bone. Nice legs too. Too bad she's crazier than a rabid squirrel. Wonder when she'll stop dressing like a skank though. My guess is 70.

The best part of this post is you were honestly mesmerized by her breasts...given an ounce of thought, she's launching her perfume...she's not standing next to a "vase"...that's an XL bottle of the new scent!

Love it!

she is talenty- her voice rivals professional opera singers' and her ornamentations are very tastefully and judiciously executed, unlike shistina.

anyway- she made a lot of money because she put out popular albums back when people were still buying CD's. lucky girl. lap of fucking luxury.

I'm wondering what's going to give way first: her girdle, that dress or her shoes? She must really think she's smaller than she is...

she doesn't look like she'd be as good in bed as my brother, but she'd do in a pinch.

"M" is short for "Mmm.... boobies"

could that be needle-dicked nate speaking?

I love how bitter people are when faced with a beautiful woman.

LOL HAIRY TITS

Jealous much? Geez people.

Jimbo's real name is Nate?

the other day i had a gluestick in my pocket, and when my gruesome-tittied girlfriend sat on my lap with her big ol' dumptruck ass, she hummed, "mmm, nate, i can tell you're happy to see me."

She has the typical Hollywood "i'm still a 17 year old girl in my mind" syndrome.

Schack, it would have been bigger if your fucking festering vagina haden't made half of it fall off.

Thanks you skanky whore. Hope those open wounds heal soon.

awww, the old pencil-sharpener excuse

the more you sharpen, the less pencil remains?

As a red-blooded male, I can honestly say that whether she is crazy, conceited, obnoxious, or not; I would happily spend weeks, months, years pounding that A$$.

well, I can't help it that I have pus comin out my puss. I caught it from my brother when I was 12.

Leave me alone!!!!!

Say what you want. Mariah is looking very intelligent. I want to award her the Nobel Piece Prize. As I hand it to her I'll trip and my face will fall right into her mounds of Intelligence. Saved from falling by her bra. How smart is that?

Hasn't she been wearing the same dress (albeit different variations of) since, like, 1992? Jesus Christ, lady, give it up.

This twot is crazier than a shit-house rat. Great set of fun bags though.

Me like the small needle dick boys. They are so cute!

Hey Schack,
How's it going?

if anyone who has become acquainted with the aesthetic is in some sense unhappy, but anyone who hasn't is a dumb brute, then someone with gruesome titties who denies or ignores that they are in fact obscene is just a moron.

it's like walking around with a cleft palate, claiming that all god's children are beautiful on the basis of some brain-dead scheme of openminded equality

some things are outright deformities, which place one entirely beyond the scope of the aesthetic, where the dumb brutes and fungi live

that "pus" is the purulent substance called female lubricant, which, nate, i'm sure you're so unfamiliar with that i'll excuse your flagrant ignorance

JP - October 24, 2007 1:06 PM

As a red-blooded male....

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First sign of insecurity is opening up any overly macho statement with this little fragment of an imagination.

what happened to her she used to be sexy

dude. If you think pus is a normal thing in a vagina, you are seriously fucked up. seriously!

39- wrong! that's fucking disgusting. Pus is NOT the same as vaginal lubricant. You're fucking sick.

The real "schack" is untrollable.

what i was saying, greg and jp, is that nate is so unfamiliar with the wet female, that he mistook the viscous substance which betokens arousal for pus, another (admittedly) quite different viscous substance.

44. that really is the highest compliment. i thank you, and i am honored.

45- uh, that's not what you said. shut your fucking pie hole. nobody wants to hear it. fucking skeezey twat. jesus, now I can't eat my fucking lunch thinking about how you think pus in your fucking vagina is normal. *shutters*

um i'm confused.... therefore....um.... shut your fucking pie hole...

*brain sluices out of ear with a gurgle*

i believe you meant *shudders* you illiterate fuck

Would you all please quit arguing, i'm trying to masturbate.

why is everyone being so mean to me?

48- I may not be able to spell, you fucking whore, but at least I know better than to get close to your sick green festering vagina.

Yeah, but imagine how much old, fat, hairy, record exec spooge she had to swallow to get where she is.

...and what she must be doing to stay there.

shut the hell up. Just because Jimbo thinks I'm gross doesn't mean that I can't fuck dead things. They think I'm hot. Well, warm anyway.

the use of quotation marks in the american vernacular indicates when something is so-called. i.e., the "pus" is female lubricant translates to: the so-called pus is female lubricant.

i can't believe you even require this explanation to get it... but this is one of those situations, hon, where you look really dumb, and your belligerence suggests you have some inkling of how dumb you look, but your words show that you still haven't quite caught on.

with all this arguing, shack has forgotten to troll TT, me, veggi, and everyone else she usually does. How refreshing.

Word, Jimbo

New post FRIST!!!!!!!

To make a remark about something else other than her boobs or her face: Her legs look amazing!

wow, jim, you really are convinced. i'm telling you- these paranoid fanasies are exciting but you can't swear by them, it's dangerous.

texas, or jimbo, i should say, i cannot troll. i have my voice and that's it.

i'm usually not on this thing anymore, anyway. i just have a fever today, so i'm immobilized.

59- nobody cares. go away now. thanks.

ps: you're a fucking loser. nice attempt at those BIG words honey. Doesn't make you any less of a stinking hooker.

hahahaha

none of those words were BIG, you fucking lump. why do you even attempt to speak?

I stopped being her fan when she stopped using the full-throated, rich melody of her "black" voice and instead began using her "little girl" pop voice when singing. You yanks. you're so ridiculous!

NOW we're getting somewhere.

You guys should get married. In Vegas. While an Elvis impersonator drops in "ubiquitous" and "rumination". And then for the honeymoon, beat each other senseless in a tub of vaginal pus. While I sit in the back row and get off.

I write these things for your own good hookerass. I thought you might want to be informed that you stink. I feel bad for sluts that walk around with pus dripping out of their vagina and think that it's ok. You need to see a doctor. Maybe several. It's a disease schack, and it should be treated.

You poor poor misguided fucking drone.

A pumpkin face with tits! Mariah seems like she's so in love with her bod. She doesn't walk, she tips. Poor girl. She's going to have yet another nervous breakdown when she goes through menopause.

It is nice to see schack is on her meds today. That is the schack I use to know and like.

As for #55, that is some troll and not me. However it was a nice comment for a change.

SHE LOOKS LIKE FIEVEL AFTER THE SEX CHANGE.

remember when she was cute and thin and likeable back in the early 90's? Now, she is just a big, fat unlikeable ogre of a woman. I mean seriously, would you want to be seen and photoed with that? Career killer, right there, not to mention your rep would dive to unseen depths..

fat ass!!!

She doesn't even sing anymore. Why is she relevant?

I'd hit it

/obligatory

er-uh, I would er-uh, glaze those mounds, er-uh and then drive her off a bridge er-uh.

I know cows that are more interesting. WAIT, she's a cow. A stupid cow. No, she's a sow, a crazy sow. Now, lets take a bow, to all cows and sows to pull the plows and get this bitch something green to eat because she's so FAAAAAAAAT!!!!!

She looks so ugly. Lose the weight and you won't have that Moon Pie face, dearie.

I'd love to rest my head on those titties; oh, and my face too.

When is she gonna realize shes getting too old to keep dressing like this and dressing sexy never looked good on her time to retire

Her boobs are so fake looking.

that's a beautiful thing there there. Also check out the story about her buying $13,000 worth of perfume. That's her crazy side again..check the story out here...

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I wonder if Danny Bonaduce can throw her over his shoulders or if her thighs are just too powerful. With those floatees and those thunder thighs, she could swim the English Channel.

19 - "she is talenty- her voice rivals professional opera singers'" LOL not if you know anything about Opera. Maria was pretty good 15 years ago but she blew her voice out long ago...all her recent stuff is just heavy breathing and screaching just like J. Simp. and even at her peak she couldnt hold a candle to Whitney

now THIS is what a hot thick chick is supposed to look like. not the beached whale brtiney. shit yeah.

wow, hot kiss ya. I saw her profile on millionaire and celebrity dating site WealthyRomance.com where Charlie Sheen found his girl last May. It seems she is dating a billionaire on that site now! Sugardaddy? Who knows.

She doesn't have boobs, just implants. Hell, any guy could get them and fondle himself 24/7.

mariah has always been cleavagey. but it's really too ugly... her figure is inproprotionate!

This girl started the HORSE SHIT stuff of faking celebs like: paris, nicole lyndsay lohan, CHRISTINA AGUILERA crap. Because this superb dishonest whore fucked and later married and divorced her record-boss: tommy "asshole" motolla!! With the he would give her career a boost!! CHRISTINA AGUILERA just coppied the fucking-part!!

#58, I think I already did.

she still looks a lot like the old cartoon character Curious George

i heard that she has a account on a dating site called sugarcupid.com, is she lonely? is sh still a single?