Oct 30 2007Madonna almost had a child with Tupac
During her mid-30’s, Madonna’s biological clock started ticking and she was desperate to have children. According to a new book released today “Madonna: Like an Icon”, she almost let the late rapper Tupac Shakur bust a kid up in there. NY Daily News reports:
The singer's friend Alison Clarkson recalls when she was briefly dating Tupac Shakur, one year before his death.
"She was going out with him ... but homegirls were saying to him, 'I can't believe you're going out with a white girl,'" - so she got dumped!
Why does it have to be about race all the time? Maybe Tupac, being the forward thinker that he was, just liked vagina. Regardless of skin color. Did anyone think of that? I believe there’s a saying, “We’re all gray in the dark.” Except for the freaky pale Irish. They tend to glow.

Reader Comments
1. Flo - October 30, 2007 4:31 PM
First!
2. kpol - October 30, 2007 4:31 PM
Tupac, what were you thinking????????????
3. pointandlaugh - October 30, 2007 4:43 PM
what the hell is up with Madonna's ENORMOUS PUMPED UP ARMS? hahahahaha that looks really gross and unfeminine.
4. Jimbo - October 30, 2007 4:44 PM
Jimbo says I love that good and plenty
Jimbo says am I first?
5. tupac - October 30, 2007 4:46 PM
all i need in this life you see.. is me and my girlfriend
6. HA! - October 30, 2007 4:46 PM
That would have been branded racism if Tupac was white. Just saying....
7. South African hottie - October 30, 2007 4:48 PM
Black ppl r nt racist, only white racists r racist!
the logic here comes from: "men r nt fat, only fat women r fat"!
8. Joe C - October 30, 2007 4:49 PM
She is, has always been and will always be hideous. To add insult to injury, Mr. Madonna has not put out a good movie since he married this slag.
9. ph7 - October 30, 2007 4:52 PM
She looks like my grandmother on steroids.
10. flapping labia - October 30, 2007 4:56 PM
WOW, she is disgusting. Who cares about this irrelevant old cunt anymore? She's a waste of granny skin.
11. BigBoneDaddy - October 30, 2007 5:03 PM
I wonder if Pac hit it to "How Do You Want It?"
12. havoc - October 30, 2007 5:03 PM
Hey, its all pink on the inside........
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13. veggi - October 30, 2007 5:05 PM
Tupac fucked white dudes?
14. Shit4Brains - October 30, 2007 5:09 PM
Eww! Nasty looking woman and who really gives a shit about her "biological clock" anyways. She's got tons of money to buy any baby she wants. How come these rich people aren't happy with their own biological children that they have to go "collect" them from other countries?????? Alas she started too late and could never hope to catch up to Brad and Angelina.
15. Jimbo - October 30, 2007 5:10 PM
She has nice biceps. I'd like to feel one at the edge of my anus.
16. Emmyem - October 30, 2007 5:18 PM
Well, she's not OLD old, but she's not young. She's pushing fifty......and she has dude arms, and her face is kind ragged, but old would be...IVANA TRUMP or Joan Collins. You know the look. Skinny old flabby legs, a gut and no ass, because they never exercise and sit around drinking champagne and screwing gigilos.
What ever happened to the father of Lourdes? Is he like a tramp or something?
And Madonna with that kid DAVID. Man, she had two nice kids. Then she goes and does that. WHY? I just don't get it.
I saw her live in 2001, she looked great. Now, not so much. I was given the tickets, folks. I'm not a huge fan.....actually, I am not a fan at all. Her daughter looks 17. Madonna better watch it! I have a young daughter, I dread it when she becomes "of age" Guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
17. Emmyem - October 30, 2007 5:19 PM
Oh, and # 9, have you ever SEEN your grandmother on steriods? I'll bet you haven't. Because she totally would not look like Madonna does now. She'd look..........worse. You'll have to trust me on this. *smile*
18. nipolian - October 30, 2007 5:24 PM
#8 - I don't remember Mr. Madonna making any good movies prior to hooking up with this stinkhole. Man.....the arms are giving me the heebie jeebies.
19. tinkertenor - October 30, 2007 5:26 PM
anybody else notice that madonna has three hands in the third picture? all the multitasking makes sense now. ps - your grandmother would be the hottest grannie in the world....madonna looks no different in these pictures than angelina, only minus the freakshow tattoos and alien lips
20. PunkA - October 30, 2007 5:37 PM
I think Britany's next move will be to try to get with Tupac, since all she can do is copy Madonna. When being told Tupac is dead, she will settle for JJ Walker, cuz he is "Dy-no-mite" in the sack.
21. BunnyButt - October 30, 2007 5:39 PM
Isn't that the chick from Terminator 2?
22. Emmyem - October 30, 2007 5:42 PM
Oh, # 8, Guy Richie made "Lock Stock and two Smoking Barrels" before he married Madonna. It was pretty good. Now, he just makes bad movies and is incredibly rich. Good deal for him! And for FIFTY, I looked again, Madonna looks pretty good. Her arms ARE creepy, but so are Angelina's. Angelina is about 32 and she is looking ragged and wrinkly. Her knees, no ass, bony everything.
Just sayin.................
23. PunkA - October 30, 2007 5:45 PM
Add another celeb type to the meth list:
Madonna
Angelina
The OC chick
24. Beatles Beatle - October 30, 2007 5:47 PM
Now that would be a beautiful kid....with loads of talent genes
25. South African Hottie with a Smelly cooter - October 30, 2007 6:03 PM
sigh Blacks should all go to Africa and evolve for a while longer. We left you behind thousands of years ago and should not mix. It don't work.
26. RealImportant - October 30, 2007 6:04 PM
You know you are having a total suck day when you post pictures of Madonna and say just about 20 years ago this babe almost made babies with a dead rapper. This is so relevent today. Infact it is so relevent that ritchie is divorcing his wife. WGAF!
27. Ript1&0 - October 30, 2007 6:04 PM
The Irish glow with sparkling light and beauty. Unlike some whose scales glow with the nuclear waste of the Thames, Fish face.
28. TupacThought - October 30, 2007 6:07 PM
Do you suppose on the day Tupac was shot that just as the trigger was pulled and he saw that bullet headed straight at him that he thought: I wished I'd made that baby with Madonna? NOT!
29. Vince Lombardi - October 30, 2007 6:07 PM
Tupac fucked Madonna and it killed him.
30. Nat X - October 30, 2007 6:10 PM
White people are pathetic.
31. J-Sin - October 30, 2007 6:11 PM
Thug Life!
32. Taylor - October 30, 2007 6:11 PM
yes...Why DOES it always have to be about race?
such a shame too. Black and white people make some pretty babies.
*le sigh*
33. Alex - October 30, 2007 6:15 PM
Some of the most racist people I know are black. That's no surprise.
34. nipolian - October 30, 2007 6:16 PM
#30 – That is brilliant……Are you a professional writer? Shitbag!
35. turf sandwich - October 30, 2007 6:21 PM
I love how Tupac's friends give him shit for dating a 'white girl' as if Madonna still wasn't the biggest female popstar at the time.
But now he's dead and she's had a sex change.
PS. why is racism okay if you're black? And why is Madonna okay with that?
36. White is the Light and Black is Evil - October 30, 2007 6:44 PM
Black skulls are primitve and ape-like. Yuck!!! Gorilla faces. And they say the differences are only skin deep. Uh huh. Whites and blacks and orientals and their derivatives - the indians are completely different. Not that there is anything wrong with that at all. Just don't expect those who never left Africa to evolve to behave as though they did.
37. amma - October 30, 2007 7:00 PM
...Totally agree w/#22! What is up, in general, with celebrity women and their arms!!!!
38. Dan Sullivan - October 30, 2007 7:05 PM
Have to admit the Irish thing about glowing is true but only so the ladies can see which is our hands and such and where is the leprechaun..wand..is...
39. JrsyGrl - October 30, 2007 7:20 PM
Does she want her arms to look like that?
40. Nat X - October 30, 2007 7:22 PM
White men have small dicks.
41. 1MILF Hunter - October 30, 2007 8:11 PM
Even in the dark, all vaginas are pink. That is unless they're infected. Like paris Hilton's. That thing has scales.
42. roughdaddy - October 30, 2007 8:38 PM
tupac too? dennis rodman, sam cassel, big daddy kane, and dudes i cant even remember,,, geez that chick must look like the grand canyon if you know what i mean,,,,guy richie mustve been swimming....
43. roughdaddy - October 30, 2007 8:49 PM
by the way get off her dick all of you fat fucks...her arms look fine,,,the woman is doing all she can to stay youngish,,,gravity is not a friend to women,,,so go ahead madona do what u have2
44. Pffft - October 30, 2007 8:50 PM
Who cares about that nigga? That nigga ain't around no mo. No one gonna remember that nigga in 50 years. Rap sucks and so did that nigga.
45. Bumore - October 30, 2007 9:12 PM
Pffffffffft u a bitch ass nigga!!!
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2289583
46. fweem - October 30, 2007 9:52 PM
the lady behind Madonna is trying to steal my soul :(
47. kitty_kat - October 30, 2007 10:37 PM
Iunno... kinda funny how they only come up with these type of things AFTER the person is dead and can't refute it. Kinda like the chick who waited until AFTER Marlon Brando was dead to say she was his secret lover. Smells of bullshit to me...
And besides... Tupac and Madonna? Just can't see it... sorry.
48. Stella - October 30, 2007 10:43 PM
them both were/are freaks between the sheets
49. Michael - October 30, 2007 11:04 PM
I believe the saying you were after was.. "they are all pink on the inside"
50. Travel Story - October 30, 2007 11:54 PM
It’s a machine!!! Is she staring in the next terminator movie?
51. cotton - October 31, 2007 12:36 AM
I remember reading that Madonna visited Pac when he was in jail. They also recorded a song that I don't believe has ever been released. I downloaded a version of it off of Napster back in '99, but it had not been mastered, so the audio quality was crap.
52. marme - October 31, 2007 1:33 AM
I CALL BULLSHIT
53. NewOrleansNegroSwimleague - October 31, 2007 2:06 AM
Great, Madonna's a mud shark too. Now she can compare notes on what black cock tasts like.
54. RAP - October 31, 2007 3:50 AM
Retards
Attempting
Poetry
55. ciara - October 31, 2007 7:50 AM
there a lot of different skin colours in ireland superfish you dickweed and for those of us who are pale (like me) at least that's our natural skin tone unlike the perma-tanned whores you are so partial to
56. boing - October 31, 2007 8:43 AM
I already knew she was a disgusting whore, but this just confirms it further. White chicks who fuck negroes are the lowest of the low.
57. ihateyoutoo - October 31, 2007 9:00 AM
That would have been very cool if she had a baby, tupac effing died in the next year or two so at least his legacy would have lived on....... or something.
AND I could sooo beat her in a pushup contest. Place yo bets now nukkas!
58. my comment - October 31, 2007 9:10 AM
She still looks like she's made of boiled chicken.
59. Tupac you dirty nagger! - October 31, 2007 9:40 AM
Hey Tupac,
Is that a turd coming out from between your legs? My bad, it's your turd-dick. Couldn't tell. BTW Tupac, why is the skin on your palms and bottoms of your feet so thick and rough feeling? Oh yeah, your ancestors have been walking around on all fours for much longer.
60. Ace of Spadez - October 31, 2007 9:54 AM
Anyone got a problem with the Irish should go fuck themselves and stick to parasitizing the paparazzi pics of Hollywood whores. A pathetic hobby to say the least. My Dad is half Irish and I am proud of that and all my Irish-American buddies. I had a girlfriend from Scotland long ago and her family was awesome.
Being white is something to be proud of. I wonder what ethnicity the "I pick on lady starlettes" coward is?? Burn in Hell pussy.
61. me - October 31, 2007 12:11 PM
Why does race matter is a good question. Racism is wrong on both counts. Wow @ all of the predjudiced comments here (majority were nowhere near funny, at least manage something clever). Most are written by the same fools who think they're not racist..... just allergic to different skin colors and that racism doesnt exist.
62. yawn - October 31, 2007 12:23 PM
lol@ 54
My god, white people are corny
63. Oeuf - October 31, 2007 12:31 PM
I love how superfish avoids being racist by being sexist.
64. First to finsih the Race... - October 31, 2007 1:02 PM
...is the biological winner! (In accordance with evolutionary reasoning, not that fossils and DNA and stuff like that matter in a dumb-down society)
65. sharpeidude - October 31, 2007 2:07 PM
#59 - You're one of those inbred types, huh? I'll bet your Daddy spent many a night playing "Hide the Salami" with little sister. C'mon admit it.
66. sharpeidude - October 31, 2007 7:56 PM
And one more thing #59, you inbred racist retard, I'm superior to you. You racist redneck trailer trash need to be educated. I've got a video that will help you love black people and see them for the intelligent sophisticated human beings we all know them to be. Click the link in blue and become a member of the human race - we all bleed red.
Now, I have got a Mexican donkey show to attend. I'm going to get fucked in the ass and suck donkey dong. I'm totally into the bestiality thing, it shows my enlightened metrosexuality.
Oh, and would someone please take a dump in my mouth? I'm getting into scat too.
Love & Peace people,
sharpeidude
67. IKE - November 1, 2007 7:42 AM
Tidbit:
Ali G (Sascha Cohen - he's in character) is wearing a Jacket that says R.I.P 2pac in Madonna's "MUSIC" video.
Still showing him some love apparently.
68. Ally - November 1, 2007 5:27 PM
omg this is ridiculous. first of all, white guys do NOT have small dickks, the person who wrote that shyt doesnt KNOW shyt. why does it matter anyway? do you have a loose pusy or something? damn, we all bleed red, it just so happens that some of us have a darker skin color than others, big deal. Grow up and stop blaming each other for problems. Yes, us black people can be very smart and have good morals, but i h8 the dumass mother fukkers who blame white people for being poor and having otherwise awful lives. YOU made the choice to do what you do, life isnt fair, too bad you havent figured that out by now. a$$holes.
69. KamUK - November 1, 2007 7:31 PM
The freaky pale Irish Glow? Madonna's real name must be Madonna O'Ciccone then because they don't come much whiter than her.
70. GrowUpPeople - November 2, 2007 1:49 PM
I can't believe I even read this article or the majority of these posts. There are way too many uneducated and/or uninformed people making comments about something that is irrelevant to what is important in today's society. Why can't we just accept each other's cultural differences and learn from each other so that we can grow? Madonna and TuPac both have put out great music and have touched so many people across the world. Both have at some point been able to see across barriers and recognize the true person inside. Why would you limit yourself?
71. Typical KKK with No Balls - November 3, 2007 6:44 PM
#66:
I feel for you for having all your women dumped you for black men because they have bigger and longer penises. Not to mention that you can't father any children because you have no scrotum. Otherwise, you won't be such a coward that you had to post as another guy (who, as expected, has balls).
It must suck to have a so-called peewee that makes women say "Awww" with nothing dangling around it. Why don't you just take estrogen therapy and be a woman instead? Seriously, when you've done all you can all your life but still fail to be a man, just join the other team. It's the most psychologically healthy thing to do.
Love and peace to you sister
72. selina - November 17, 2007 4:14 AM
i like her music very much, i heard that she has a account on a millionaire &celebrities site called sugarcupid.com, i can not believe it.
73. Maverick Ashley Lenartson - November 27, 2008 9:03 PM
It does not surpise me that Madonna was dating Tupac Sekur. And he dumped her? That is way too funny...
Have a great day in Paradise. I am planning on it.
I wrote a song for Madonna as I like her music and it is called, 'Since You Went Away' and I sang it in public once at a Mens Gathering in Augusta, Maine called : Mainely Men dot org
74. john b dresher - July 10, 2009 12:35 AM
tupac fucked the shit out of her. too bad they didn't have an ugly biracial dummy. i am white but i admire him for getting that because i never will. tupac was the best mac in history.