Oct 17 2007Lindsay Lohan’s new boyfriend is Prince Charming

Lindsay is a real Slut, I just play one

I wish she would sit on my face.

Class A prick.

It's nice to see Lindsay hasn't changed at all after all her. Just proves that you can put the slut in Rehab but you can't Rehab the slut outta the girl. Won't be long before this dude uses the money she makes for hotel rooms and hookers. I love Lindsay. She is such a party girl.

Bree Tierney or a case of the clap? Crab salad anyday!

Wow, is this the best she can do?

Some nobody snowboarder?

She picks guys as well as mother did.

They both put the "ass" in "class".

come onnnn

*As heard by the announcer at the upcoming Winter X Games*

"Giles enters the halfpipe, moving down the flats, wheelies up the up the side, oh nice ollie. Now down back into the flats gaining speed as he approaches the opposite wall...and...Oh wow he did it, he did it! Giles nails the triple Starfucker! Giles is dating a drunk, burnout and broke celebrity whore! I can't believe it! Did you see that Sean?!"

Very nice, Auntie.

Why are all actresses carrying their bags like this?

not on their shoulder. Not holding the straps by the hand.

Over their inner arm with limp-dick wrist?

can someone PLEASE answer this?
Celebrities didn’t always have chronic fag-wrist while toting their totes. What is up with this?

Another fun picture of the drunk and the dirtbag:

http://www.intouchweekly.com/content/2007/LindsayLohan1017.jpg

doesnt he look like lilo brancato?? is it just me?

She looks like a balding 38-year old. Is chipped nail polish the new fashion ? After Britney's red, Lindsay's dark blue. Vulgar.

It's nice to see that the Tara Reid 2.0, has found her own Faux-Federline.

She is on the pathway to success...

Call me in four years when this guy is getting custody of her kids and she is taking a swing at car windows with umbrellas... until then:

Lindsay=Yawn.

That chick Bree Tierney should be given a license to kill then slaughter both those cunts. Then give the girl a medal for a great contribution to society.

not to judge or anything, but what a dickhead. what is wrong with people?

I'm copying and pasting this:

NEXT RESPONSE PLEASE COME UP WITH SOMETHING! Me and my friends are debating this. Gimme something!

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Why are all actresses carrying their bags like this?
not on their shoulder. Not holding the straps by the hand.
Over their inner arm with limp-dick wrist?
can someone PLEASE answer this?
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Celebrities didn’t always have chronic fag-wrist while toting their totes. What is up with this?

Seriously how much garbage is on the floor of that car. nothing but class for lohan I suppose.

i wonder if he even told lindsey.

I loved Riley and Lindsay stole him. I met her at a meeting while they
were still patients at Cirque, and I just knew something was up.

“She came into the meeting with Riley, and she comes over and sits next
to me, being overly nice. She was complimenting me on my hair and trying
to be my friend. It didn’t seem sincere at all.

“A few days later, I get a text message from Riley telling me he wanted
to ‘take a break.’ I knew instantly it was because of Lindsay.”

The distraught 22-year-old — who supported Riley through numerous busts
and his struggle with drug addiction — says he got on one knee and
proposed to her almost three years ago.

“I’ve stuck by Riley through the good and the bad,” Breanna told The
ENQUIRER. “We lived together for three years and planned on being
together forever.

“But when he finally confessed to me that he had sex with Lindsay in
one of the stairwells at Cirque — that was it, we were done.”

hahaha! in a stairwell! woo hoo!
oh, and she's ugly. Bree, that is.

This guy is a real asshole . He gives us guys a bad rep. Shit that reminds me I should call my wife I went for beer and smokes two years ago . I was so drunk I forgot were I was living so I couldn't go back . I think she will buy that.

Lovely couple.
He's fugly.
And fat.
Fat and fugly.

I know this will come as a surprise to some of you.
I was watching some porn this morning, and this slut was giving the stud some head. He pulled out and shot all over her face. Nothing new there, but she was wearing these big-ass sunglasses, so no jiz got in her eyes.
I was like.........WOW...............so that's why all these Hollywood sluts wear those big-ass sunglasses, jiz protection.
That shit burns the eyes...............so I'm told.

Aren't there any naked pictures of Josh Hartnett anywhere? I'm so bored.

Bree, always remember:

Revenge is a dish best served with burning VD.
- Slightly Bastardized Klingon Proverb

Old Dirty Bastard is turning in his grave knowing this douchebag is wearing a Wu Tang Clan shirt............

Generallysuggested that you avoid starting a new relationship in your first year of sobriety. all well, fuck it! I hear she is drinking anyway.
good post Auntie!

@26,
I couldn't find any.
Want some of my naked pics?

Remember how many times Liz Taylor got married to some douche with a friggin mullet in rehab? I'm serious. It's a wonder Linds didn't just fuck the janitor... she may have, but he was married and just wanted the extra notch in his shed out back.

NEW YORK — Chocolate Jesus is resurrected.

"My Sweet Lord," an anatomically correct milk chocolate sculpture of Jesus Christ that infuriated Catholics before its April unveiling was canceled, returns Oct. 27 to a Chelsea art gallery, its creator said Tuesday. This time, artist Cosimo Cavallaro said he expects the public exhibit to proceed without a problem.

"There is nothing offensive about this," Cavallaro said of his controversial confectionary work. "If my intentions were to offend, if I did do something wrong, I wouldn't be doing this. But I didn't do anything wrong."

Cavallaro, who received death threats before the April show was canceled, said the vast majority of his mail was in support of his six-foot piece.

"I got a lot of positive mail from people in the Catholic Church, people studying theology, people in monasteries — all kinds of letters and e-mails of support," he said.

The last show was criticized for its timing and its location. The exhibit, in a gallery visible to passers-by on a Manhattan street, was set to open one day after Palm Sunday and four days before Christians marked the crucifixion of Christ on Good Friday.

"We don't approve of the piece at all, but it's not something we're going to protest," said Kiera McCaffrey, the league's director of communications. "This is much less an in-your-face assault on Christians, and it's not happening during Holy Week."

The exhibit, at the Proposition Gallery in Manhattan, will be accompanied by a set of chocolate Catholic icons created by Cavallaro, a group that includes the Virgin Mary and saints Francis, Augustine, Michael, Jude, Anthony and Fermin.

"After the cancellation of the show, it got me to look into the Catholic religion a little deeper," Cavallero said. "I started thinking about the saints, how they were ostracized for their beliefs and then canonized."

Cavallaro's work features Christ with outstretched arms, as though hanging from an invisible cross. Unlike traditional religious depictions of Christ, Cavallaro's Jesus lacks a loincloth.

The sculpture is actually a new version of "My Sweet Lord," created with 200 pounds of chocolate over three days. The original was stored in a Brooklyn facility where mice nibbled away at its hands, ears, nose and feet, forcing Cavallaro to toss the original and recast the sculpture.

MMMMMMMMMMMM
I hope the artist fashioned the cock with an erection. I'd love to suck on that chocolate cock in front of all the Catholic Church. That should fuck with their heads.

HAHA I meant, Liz Taylor just married that douche from rehab once...
but really, doesn't everyone with sex addictions like her just fuck wherever they are? Rehab is just like life, but with less choices. She probably picked the cutest guy in there. And that is LOW.

She should sell those expensive purses and handbags on ebay for money so she's not homeless anymore. i bet the snowboarder makes more money than her. Hell, she's probably gold diggin him for the dusty $20 in his hip pocket.

doesnt he look like lilo brancato from bronx tale?

the guy who played "C" and was recently arrested for murder????

ANYONE???

Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothing to fuck with.

Finding a good man is nearly impossible. No decent man would ever let his friends make fun of you. Or encourage them to make fun of you. If I have to choose between having a shitty boyfriend and being alone.. Well, let's just say I've been single for a long time. Just some advice.

GROSS LOOK AT THE SIDE OF LINDSAYS MOUTH ! A HERPES OUTBREAK !

@35 I just realized something............

TSFSRT............

Pray they don't breed or she gets HPV from him and has her uterus removed.

@39,
I love your background on myspace.

Sounds like fiancee dodged a bullet there. Better to find out he's a douchebag before you get married than after you marry him and have kids. So there's the silver lining there. Are we sure it's drugs Lohan is addicted to? Because it sounds like she's more addicted to dick than drugs. Maybe that's what they teach at rehab: Dick Not Drugs. Now she just has to go to dick rehab. Or go into porn.

Oh yeah and it's no surprise that all these chicks end up with the douchebags they are with. When you tend to have fling after shallow fling, no respect for yourself, and nothing that means a goddamn thing to you in life, it's natural that all you get back is a loser.

I may be lonely, but at least I don't have that hollow empty feeling of knowing I just let some stranger screw me in a stairwell. Funny how if you don't get to know a person first, you only find out they have a 2 inch dick AFTER they've put it in you.

Texas Tranny , thanks for the info on the big sunglasses. I've been getting paranoid thinking up theories why they all wear them. I thought they were all ET's hiding their eyes. Now I know it's man fat eye protection!

I dont know why everyone is so negative. I think Lindsay rocks!

Happy 40th Lindsay. Youre looking great for your age!!!

Hollow empty stairwell sex. It's usually not that hollow unless it was bad.
It must not have been that bad or she would have just done it and moved on. I bet Lids needs something bigger than 2 inches. I know I do.

34. someone - Yes he looks like a FAT and somewhat ugly Calogero (sp?).
Too bad that other guy was stupid enough to go to prison. Asshat.

this guy is a scum to be honest with you!!

Man, that makes so much sense about the Sunglasses. Has anyone ever got it in their eyes? It fucking FEELS like pinkeye. (Brit Brit?)

#39, not sure exactly what I was looking at there, but that was crazy. I bet you've been to The Power Exchange...

bree's not cute, but at least she doesn't have that permanent crack-whore look like Lindsay. he's a fat bastard. they deserve each other.

@45 - Good point you have there. I think it's safe to say this guy has a dick that is bigger than two inches. I guess he would have to. You know they aren't busy discussing their Master's Thesises on... what was it again??

"introspective ruminations on the foreign press in Cm"

Riley Giles, the new upcoming 2007 version of K-Fed... only this one is a fat fucker.

Pic 5 thru 8 ..
Clearly the man thought she was on her way out in pic 5 ...
then, Pic 6 this guy turns back around wondering what the fuck is taking her so long.... she slid off of the seat a bit more, yet holding tightly to the overhead strap---The bitch is shitfaced and he's looking right at her wondering if she is going to eat concrete.

if thats true what his ex says. lindsey is definitely DONE.

selfish fucks

#48 Japanese rope bondage -Shibari- oh and I think a glass thing up some girls twat. The PE? Been there, was in town for folsom street fair with the rest of the deviants. Anyway back to the task at hand, I vote we begin 'temporarily' sterilizing these retarded women. Of course it is permanent but they won't figure that out. They've been eating nerds (the candy) anyhow for birth control.

what a fuckin retard..
get a life lindsay..
you probably could not even keep a plant alive let alone a working relationship.. go take some acting lessons.. you stupid twit.. wasting all your success on drugs, booze and engaged men.. your a disgrace to the human race. i hope you rot in hollywood.. or slam into britney shithead with some car you can barely afford, hopefully pissface hilton will be in the vicinity and get engulfed in the flames also..

all you dumb ass rich wanna be model/movie star bitches.. you should fuckin donate your money to the women with brains and a touch of class foundation..

fuckin word
xxx, snapper~

This is what happens to the size queen. First she gets used to a seven or eight incher. Then she finds they become unavailable attached to attractive men, either because the men want younger and less used-up flesh, or just because of circumstance.

But she can't go back to the normal-sized willies because they don't itch her kidney. So she starts taking what she can get. Eventually, she's with... This guy. And then the devil takes her right down to hell.

wu tang clan ain't nothing to fuck with

Brit, Lin and Paris are merely the most infamous of the rich women in Hollywood. I don't know how dumb any of them are. They managed to get quite rich somehow. ( Paris inherited and we can't blame her for being born into money)

If it wasn't for them, who would be bag on?? Clitoria Beckham?
Hahah i just made up that name for her right now.
She doesn't even do anything aside from look bitchy, which is boring already.

Remember when Madonna used to get all the attention was the Sultan of Skank?

damn she looks hot!

Bastard deserves the mutant herpes he will get. Hope his dick falls off.

You guys are in rare form today. I `wish I had something clever to contribute, but since I don't, here's a joke...How do Germans tie their shoes? With little knotsies! Hee hee!

@32 Fag, what the fuck did that have to do with anything relating to the post?

fuck

i
hate
these
hoes

Oh God, we're back to the triple X posting again-yay, great. It's been so long since I've seen a post about one of your dicks. I was starting to actually enjoy reading posts but hey thanks...please be more graphic I ate too much today.

By the way I just read that Kevin Federline is wearing a patch on one eye now because he has pink eye!!! WTF? Did they pass it through those hideously-dressed kids or through the court appointed nanny or what?

PS I cant STAND Lindsey Lohan, seriously. I think she's worse than all of them put tpgether-you just know she's the biggest bitch and is all bossy with a raspy voice and fucking chipped purple meth addict nails...

It's amazing.....if history has taught us anything it is this:

"if he cheats with you, then he's gonna cheat ON you."

WAKE UP YOU SPECTACULAR ASSHOLE!!!!!

#12 - funny you mention that because that is the MOST uncomfortable way to hold a bag. You get a crick in your elbow forearm muscle that won't go away for hours.

I don't give a damn about Lindsay, but NICE New York Dolls tee shirt!

Background music: "Trash! C'mon pick it up! Take those blues away!"

You thought: people are talking about that REHAB-business. This is the perfect time to get a BOOB-job and fucking a FAGGOT!! I think it would be better when you called lance bass first because he isn't death yet!!

You know why she's doing these things?
She's quite a smart girl, but mostly doing the simply BAD parts of it. She is using the whole scene as some sort of solution. She thinks that she can't loose(but infact she lost already) that's why she uses this trick.
She just thinks: everything I do is part of the "GAME". She uses all the possibilities. So I'm sure the fucking game is OVER!!

What is up with these useless white sluts who have no talent!! Just shows how White ppl really are, stupid and useless.

Other women steal men away all the time. Same goes for the opposite sex. Stuff like this happens all the time to girls and guys. He obviously didn't love her the way she deserved to be loved anyway. She's better off with out him.

This Riley character seems like bad news... I wonder how long he'll be
in the picture. Check out Riley's FriendSpaceBook profile.
http://www.friendspacebook.com/rilsaygilhan Its quite funny!

GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!

Is he really sporting a wu tang shirt? He's a snowboarder. Snowboarders don't do breakups.

LOOKS LIKE BLOHAN FINALLY FOUND HER K-FED