Oct 3 2007Lindsay Lohan picks a pumpkin

She picked a horrible one. That one doesn't have good color or shape. It blows.

now she's boring :(

Wow, what do you know? I was first. I've never been first. Except during sex. Then I'm always first.

I think that a non-hollywood Lohan, not looking idiotic every day coming in and out of clubs with RedBull drinks in her hands, would be much more attractive. I'd totally eat her pumpkin.

I'll bet your boyfriend loves that.

i kind of think it looks cool that the pumpkin is a little bit green

Good for her.

I'd still wreck that...

Superfish missed the part about her failing another drug test and testing positive for cocaine. She's still a drugged up fuck up, so everything is still normal. Exceot Paris Hliton, she hasn't been slutting and stupiding around for a while. Who would have though Paris would be the one of the three drug addicted whores to go normal?

yes he does, we both do.

Those stupidly large sunglasses would look perfect on the pumpkin.

She looks better covered up when I can't see her freckly bazookas.

She's gonna sit on it, wrap her legs around it and hump the stem.

awww she kind of looks alrite! and i just watched Georgia Rule... i kinda have a feeling thats how she is in real life. she was the perfect actress for that part, cuz she didnt have to do any acting!

anyways.... this reminded me that i need to take my 4-yr old to pick out some PUMPKINS!!

Now that's how to come in strong in the #1 spot people. Short and concise to the point. Well done. Cracked my ass up too.

And your follow up wasn't too bad either. If you are gonna call first, so it in an anecdote as a follow up. JP's putting on a clinic.

Damn, I'd like to hump her pumpkin, yo!

god ...this guys attempts at jokes are sometimes unbelievable.

this jp character got a big head so shes commenting in bulk. thats what i always do when i feel cocky. thats what everyone does, right?

I bet that pumpkin is filled with her weekly blow shipment.

http://testosterone-zone.com

see i decided to demonstrate. #9....just because she isnt in the news or you arent seeing pictures of it, doesnt mean paris hilton isnt still being bad. its the same kindof thing with jesus. you cant fuckin see him, but hes stil jesus. and he still exists.

Her pussy's soo loose she needs SOMETHING to get off with.

I was hoping this story would tell us that Lohan is so hard up for work that she's toiling alongside the other migrant workers to bring in the fall pumpkin crop (she's certainly dressed for it). Thanks for dashing my hopes, Mr. Superficial. Thanks a lot. My story would have ended with her getting beaten up for wearing those ridiculous giant sunglasses because the other workers thought she was a Chupacabra.

First of all, the "JP" that posted the number 10 post was not me. It was somebody who thought they had a good joke, which wasn't. The only posts I made were the first three under "JP". And the only reason I made three was because I was surprised that I had gotten first (hence the second post), then I had one more thing to get off my chest after that. So, in reality, I only had two posts.

Whatever....

Love the sweatshirt, however. BTW, she'll be on the shit again as soon as she get's back to LaLa land. She'll drive into the city towards her house and her tummy will start to rumble with anticipation, she may stave it off for a few days, maybe try to work out or not drink, but soon, very soon after being in her environment, she will call the coke dude and she will be back in action and then back in traction.

holy shit #22, please start your own "onion" celebrity page. That story was F*ing hilarious and I would read your stuff EVERY day. I don't know why but the Chupacabra freakin' cracks me up.

#20 I'd believe that Superman was real before I'd believe there ever was a jesus. I'd also rather worship Superman than any "god". I'd also rather fuck Superman than any of the holy trinity of drug addicted sluts. Remember, its only gay if you are on the recieving end.

Meh she probably just watched the old disney Cinderella movie it's a little above her mental comprehension level of course but, as soon as it was over she was so excited saying (in her horrible raspy whore voice).

"come on rehab people lets go to the pumpkin patch and wait for my fairy godmother. She's going to turn this giant pumpkin into a limo and turn you guys into horses to pull the limo, you know for like horsepower, and then she'll give me these like glass like shot glasses that look like shoes so I can drink tons of booze like real princess and then we'll go to some shitty LA club and I'll have sex with randoms toads in the bathroom and then I'll drop my shoe shot glass and then Fez will find it and we'll get back together and stuff. Oh my god, my life is like such a fairytale. I bet Cinderella went to rehab too."

uh ... ya she didn't really understand the movie

You idiots, thats not a pumpkin. Thats a poppy field she is walking out of and that is her county fair, blue ribbon winning prized giant poppy pod. Now she is about to make about ten pounds of opium with it. NIce going Linds.

I think someone told LiLo that if she picked the pumpkin, she could dig out the seeds, grind them up, smoke them, then hallucinate and see the Great Pumpkin with Charlie Brown and Linus. The have a foursome.

JP, I only saw the first two anyway. Great effort. Oh, I see it now. That aint so bad, yesterday some dude trolled me and linked my name up to a geriatric homo threesome pic. Why that dude even had that picture I couldn't say, other than he is a sick bastard.

she kind of looks cute. i like her headband/scarf. she looks like she's decked out in old navy, almost.

Wow. There are so many lewd people on here. Why doesn't anyone say anything nice about Lindsey? Let me be the first... I think she is jizz worthy.

Yeah Lindsay ! Woo hoo !

It snowed in Utah Saturday when LiLo is. When LiLo saw it, she cried. She thought her prayers has been answered and that blow was falling from the skies.......She tried snorting it and got a brain freeze. Just like the good ole' days.

they sure bleached the shit out of her hair. ?? and the headband? and the earrings ?? ??

??

lots of questionsmarks.

Her pumpkin looks dirty.

I mean vagina.

In a ho-down between her with a pumpkin, Paris Hilton with a pineapple, and Mr. Slave with a Paris Hilton, I'll bet on Mr. Slave still.

Have you seen her pumpkin "I hate Celebrities"????

Oh and one more thing I AM A HOMOSEXUAL! there i said it, im looking for a partner, please help me out, this is a serious matter.

And obviously, #39 was not me either. Not that there is anything wrong with homosexuals. Other than the fact that the idea that they penetrate each other's hairy, stink-ridden, man-holes absolutely disgusts me.

By pumpkin we mean... "pumpkin her dealer stuffed full of coke and left in the patch for her to find..."

Ya, she looks perfectly natural and happy doing this.

NOT!

That pumpkin must be the Halloween version of Charlie Brown's christmas tree

Aww ..she picked a punkin with blotchy skin like her freckled mess of skin... oh oh and after she carves the face on it ~it will have the same old big ass forehead as her.
Kudos to you blo-bitch ..you did good!!!

Dear God! She found Paris Hilton's head in a field! The horror! The horror!

JP- you're fine, i was just being a dumb bitch.

#26.....i don't believe in him either. it was sarcastic.

I was serious. Do you know where Superman lives? I keep yelling for help, but he never shows up.

That's just a decoy pumpkin.
She was checking on her marijuana garden.

Go ahead and steal SteveO's coke but leave my children alone bitch!

How are you coping with Lindsay Lohan's Great Depression days?

http://www.pollsb.com/polls/poll/2628/how-are-you-coping-with-lindsay-lohan-s-great-depression-days

Hey leave Lindsay Lohan in peace with her pumpkin. She went to my high school, so she must be ok.

MR / http://lalandedigitalpress.blogspot.com/

I thought LL didn't get past 6th grade ...

did she try to find one that isnt oranbge?

#9......"Stupiding?" Where did you grow up, that you became so grammatically profound?

Does anyone have a closeup of Johhny Fairplays face hitting the stage after attacking Danny?

Jeez, I can't believe I just spent a small chunk of my life reading 55 posts more or less about Lindsay Lohan and a pumpkin.

Don't worry about it, I read these posts every day, on multiple websites.

Life isn't all it's cracked up to be anyway. It makes me feel better to see Lindsay sitting on curbs, hanging out in parking lots, and picking pumpkins. No one can escape the monotony.

Poor chick. They say she's doing alright, believe it or not.

And she's like five minutes away from my college...They close off the gold's so she can work out.

its a special pumpkin cocaine was mixed with the soil thus why we see lindsay with the pumkin

I'm here to investigate a complaint/link about one Lindsay Lohan; it says she stole Steve-O's cocaine. I expect the coke has already gone up her nose, but I'm interested in the bag it came in. Its probably rather old by now, but there still might be microscopic traces of coke. Is it in that pumpkin patch? C'mon, where is the old bag? And I don't mean Lindsay . . .

If you don't tell me, I'll sniff it out anyway; I have a nose for crack . . . even if it's Lindsay's . . .

Doesn't she have people to do that?

I mean really......

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Son: Daddy what do you do at work?
Paparazzi: I hang out with a bunch of men and follow Lindsey Lohan all day long to take pictures of her.
Son: Where do you go?
Paparazzi: Rehab, Pumpkin Patch, and Tanning Salons.
Son: You don't really do much at work daddy?
Paparazzi: Go to sleep son.

I think it would be entertaining to go pumpkin picking with lilo. Just think of all the crazy possibilities. *imagines* Fuck bitch leave my pumpkin alone!

Never mind.

haha the pumpkin isnt filled with cocain...

Here's a photo from just before she was in rehab:
http://www.zannel.com/viewupdate.htm?id=YTWDW3VIJU

.. just kidding, but really.. that's disturbing

This Lindsay dating Chesare Bono thing is going to turn into paparazzi mania! LOL. :)

Will she use that instead of her vibrator? Bet it will fit with pleanty of room. Sorry pumpkin but after that i will see bugs all over you