Oct 19 2007Lindsay Lohan might be engaged

I look forward to another hollywood divorce in the tabloids. :)

ps. BOOBS!!

No wonder she was in no hurry to leave. Twatnik #2 of the day. And I'll bet, like Brit-tit, she thinks this guy really loves her and it'll last forever. Hah!

When you steal another girl's man, you get exactly what you fucking deserve. Fucked over.

Dear God, please do not let her reproduce.

Although, she might out Britney Britney at mothering skills.

Random Cop: "Mrs. Giles, that's not a bong. That's your child. No, I don't know where you put your bong. Please take the lighter away from his ass."

how long have they been dating....
Her boobs like gianormouslytastic in these pictures

For once LL has a nice pic! Great tit shot!

"I feel like over the last 4 hours I've really come to know you - and you really know me!"

"Yes, it's like...um....we have like, er,...a real like, connection!! So Cool!"

"Let's spend the ENTIRE REST OF OUR LIVES TOGETHER"

And it is then that if there is a god he/she/it would have acted.

She's into bondage. Check out the necklace.

Why is she shopping - I thought she was broke. Nice white-headed zit just below her lower lip. I do kinda wish that big ol tittie would have fallen out though. Skank!

she has great tits for such a skinny bitch

Hookup in rehab. Get out, get married. Divorce. Repeat.

Thought one of the rehab tenets was not hooking up while undergoing change.
Of course none of that would apply to Lindzer Lowhore, the lowest of the low.

do they give you condoms in rehab?
i bet she's pregnant.

I think she and Britney Spears must share a manicurist.

By manicurist, I mean someone to smash their hands in with a mallet every other week after they have whittled down their nails to the skin.

Nice!

It was so nice when she was in rehab. We did not have to hear about her every day. Now if we could get Britney and Paris in to rehab for about a year

Sorry to poop in the punchbowl, but wasn't there just a story about Lindsay's dad presenting her with a diamond ring, apparently to signify their renewed commitment to one another?

The wedding's being planned as we speak. It will take place atop a gigantic moutain in the sierras. Everyone will be on snowboards and whatever fag-holyman they use to actually marry them will be one of her fiance's snowboarder "bras". Nothing says love, or testosterone like carving the side of a mountain on your perfectly waxed board, dude. Or pulling twelve Gs on landing from, like, the most gnarly jump ever, dude! Or like fucking one of your buddies after he landed his first double-twisty-magoo backflips, dude. Extreme. Extreme living. Only the strong survive. No wonder she's gonna marry him. Keeper!

K-Fed got britney. Now skateboarder gets LiLo. I guess dating these dollies is cheaper than buying Lotto tickets. And when the sex gets boring and the marriage ends there can be more money than winning lotto in the divorce.

Getting engaged in rehab? That is karmic irony!!

Oh, so once again no one tells me there is a new post??? You guys suck, I was still commenting on the last post and then I heard (literally) grasshoppers.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS!!

On a side note: Superficial sucks ass!

This has already been disproved, about two days ago. Her dad bought her the ring, presumably at Your Diamond Store, Zales.

I'm guessing Lindsay has forgotten Riley ever existed. What began in Utah stays in Utah.

She's marrying her dad? That's messed up. From where in Mississippi does she dwell?

well, i'd rather look at her than britney...
oh and #20 you say that like it's a bad thing. buh-dum-bump!

# 9 that's not a zit. It's a herpes score!

Her boobs are oddly shaped.

Pending wardrobe malfunction................

@16 Too funny! I got nothin' after that. I'll just say great side boob shot.

FRIST do you want me to send you an email when a new post comes out? Whats for lunch today?

great boob shot. i wish mine looked that good. oh well... back to work on the farm!

Wait wait, I got it...ahem...Fucking stupid twat. Nice goddamn photos of her looking all happy and shit out at the park. "See everyone I'm working the program, taking it one day at a time. I'm loving nature now that I'm working my twelve steps. See, see, see me everyone?" Skank isn't fooling anyone.

Now that she's married I'm afraid I won't bump into her at a club in Hollywood and bribe her with coke to fuck me in the bathroom :(

Wait, no...that can totally still happen. It's just a marriage. *phew*

New post FRIST

I wish I had $1.00 for every freckle that goddamn hideous bitch has on her.
ALso she needs to take a look at the tabloids sometime and checkout her side profile...her hair is receding like her pedophile daddys did.
You could easily sit something up on TOP of her head clearing her hair all together.

@29- dude, my farm animals do not want to fuck you, mmmm k? get lost.

PS- my tits are pretty nice, really.

Well then veggi I want to splooge on them. Or fondle and lick them in a very womanly way. Your choice.

If you show me yours, I'll show you mine.

wow 35. maybe you could find some enjoyment in crawling up yer pigs ass. or is that your wife.

Yay, she's marrying a guy who got busted for forging prescriptions to get controlled substances. They are made for each other! Who will be the first to od?

yeah AK...

it works
it's worth it
so work it
you're worth it
it won't work if you don't work it.
work your it or it your worka wokka wokka

I'd be more polite but I have to say I agree with #35's basic idea. Who am I kidding? I wouldn't be more polite

I would sooooo hit that...

Engaged to who? Or should I say WHAT. A fucking gin bottle? Who'd marry this drunken lying bitch?

I hate fake boobs, but you gotta give it up for Lindsay's chemical bags. No natural boob would look like that in a side shot after the punishment she's dished out to her body, and you don't even see the baggie ripples. Kudos to the leering fondler who did the surgery.

oh is this like when she wore a diamond ring when she was sleeping with Jared Leto? bitch just wants to be talked about, that's all.

and let's be real, no one would marry this soon to be Dina Lohan look-alike, and Lindsay certainly wouldn't marry a nobody snowboarder.

Cocaine is a helluva drug, shit, you might even get engaged in rehab...........

She'd be hotter if she wasn't a Ginger Kid with all those freckles all over her and if she wasn't such a skank.

That is an OK jug shot.

#46 Skanks know how to fuck. And her boobies are real. And spectacular.

Side boob!

I wouldn't be surprised if this is actually true. I grew up in Utah and the people there get married like falling off logs. A kid I went to school with was actually proud of the fact that he waited four whole months to ask his girl to marry him rather than the usual two. That may sound like a joke but he was very serious and very ready to finally, you know, "go all the way" with a girl rather than spanking it everynight to the underwear section of his mom's Sears Catalog. fucking mormons.

That magnificent side boob is a worth a gold medal, possibly even two for Breast in Show.

Trust me it does (see name). Lindsay has nice big boobs. Are they that big because they are or is it because every boy she has every met gets to squeeze them and they are swollen. Just asking.

I think we should explore this "diamond ring from dad" story before we get too bent over this.

Oh man! Lets hope she is not. This Riley is bad news. Has anyone seen their FriendSpaceBook Profile its really funny! http://www.friendspacebook.com/rilsaygilhan

I think the story is, dad bent her over and did a lot of exploring ("diamond ring from dad" refers to fisting).

#50, Lindsay isn't from Utah, remember? She was just playing small-town girl like in Georgia Rule. Now that she's back in her beloved Los Angeles she is probably trying to forget she was ever there.

LL ain't getting married. It's more likely that Bree will be really turned on by the fact that her loser hick-town boyfriend fucked Lindsay Lohan, and that THEY'LL get married.

As I said before, her dad got her the ring. It's not an engagement ring, and because Lohan is a little, shall we say, absent-minded she just happened to put it on that finger.

Also, Lindsay couldn't be engaged to her dad because she's not hot enough for him. He lost his chubby when he saw what all the drugs and cigs did to her looks.

I think I'm joking, but I also think the joke might have some truth to it.

#56 I'm well aware she's not from Utah. I think I read some where that Riley isn't either. I was just making the observation that people in Utah feel pressured to get married early and it's pretty apparant how this chick is with peer pressure. Plus mormon's are really good at creeping into your mind. It's like having THE BRAIN WORMS!!

*cue Twighlight Zone music*

dang, those are some great breasts!!!
anytime she wants to go back to the Cocaine she should look at this picture and remember how much she looks clean

All I can think of when I see her boobs is "MOOOOOOOOOO!"

She shouldn't be engaged. In fact, don't they have a rule not to mess around with other druggies or ex-druggies for at least a year? All she need is someone to suck on those stovepipe tits of hers.

If she does get serious with that jerk, she'll either dump him soon or she'll be back on the drugs & partying. I thought her "parents" (and I use the word loosely) were supposed to help her out!?

You are not supposed to date anyone when you're going through recovery.
You are ESPECIALLY NOT supposed to date another addict in recovery.
Did she learn nothing from her stay at Cirque?

Anyone could go to Walmart and buy a cheap POS "silver" ring with glass diamonds. I wouldn't be surprised if this was just for publicity.

I wish she would go back to rehab. It was so nice when everyone forgot all about her, and we didn't hear about her weirdnesses for a few months. Now, this whole thing about her marring her father is the strangeness thing. I guess you can do anything in Utah. What the Hell, have a few wives or marry your Dad, Utah is the Place to Be!

i actually feel sorry for her for the terrible things going on in her life... but man, is this thing ugly.

She needs to go back to school, or at least read a fucking book. Because she is making a complete idiot out of herself.

Engages....as if that means ANYTHING. Being engaged is like geting highlights. Nothing new there. Please, Fishy-poo, save the stupid stories for Perez. Infact don't write anyting about Lindsay Lohan unless it ends with "has a venereal disease" or "has adopted a french monkey" or something.

I heard the ring was from her dad...not BF...come on fishie you're getting like perez with the wrong stories.... bump it up a bit....

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@1: Can't be a divorce if there's no marriage...In other words, I say both parties will be high on night of wedding and run off in opposite directions with foam in mouth. Whateverhisface will probably be mistaken for a rabid bear and shot. But Lindsey will probably run into the ocean and become a sea princess.

Or drown.

she is sexy even when she is shopping. she changed a lot. someone even saw she is on a datingsite called sugarcupid.com.