Oct 15 2007Lindsay Lohan is broke

I must say, even though it is her, her ass is looking spectacular!

wow. no comments yet?

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THIRD......YIPEEE

She's got nothin on me...im HOT..All African r hot!

rehab is EXPENSIVE!

it really feels good to be in the top 5......

If she blows me, I'd give her a $100.

Check it out! Lohan's almost empty. I hope she falls hard. I want her to fuck-up way past Britney. I think Britney's got mental problems. Great excuse. Lindsey Lohan's just a fucking loser. A loser that'll bounce back. Too bad. Reality.

Let's hope that she does some playboy or something to pay off her debt ;)

Who cares maybe she will do hardcore porn now, and anyway Im sure she has more money then a couple of million.

I hope she has to live in the gutter.

name one attractive black woman that does not hae white blood...

You cannot serve God and Money. (Luke 16:13)

I'm happy for Lindsay, and I praise God that the distractions are gone and Father Michael is leading her to The Light. She has no need for money now, or drugs, or hatred of others, unlike most here. I'm glad she has found the One True Path. Hallelujah! PRAISE GOD!!!

I don't know about the rest of her body or mind, but her butt certainly made an excellent recovery! People were saying it was just the jeans in those other pics, but these pics leave no doubt. Although I bet she'll be hesitant to resume her anal adventures while sober...

Since when does she have a bubble butt? Did she get an ass job too now? Anyways, I hope she is broke, and I hope she stays that way. Self indulgent little slut. I hope things are headed that way for Britney too. But then, I don't think Britneys as big of a coke head; she's probably more of a pill popper so maybe her insurance pays for her addiction. Either way, we need to get rid of all these sloppy sluts and get some real stars in Hollywood. These girls are an embarrassment.

"her ass is looking spectacular!"

Is it ever. I will pay for her latte if she lets me caress it for half an hour. They must make them do lots of lunges in rehab.

I love broke drug addicts. It's easier to get them when they're down.

Now that she has new veneers and looks like a horse, her career will soon be over -- and then I will strike the final blow.

judging by the typos in this post, this superficial writer was drunk when they wrote it. maybe you should go to rehab, know it all!

PS the photographer should be fired for not getting her from the rear.

I don't think that you can be qualified as "broke" when you have friends who are billionaires.

Maybe it's just me.

no 19. i agree nice bumb.

I'd like to pull that hair like a horse's reign as I bang her from behind!

Giddyy-up!

David--- you are so right! Lindsay is free now!

*** LINDSAY *** !!! Yeeaaay !!! You’re following His Heart! You have no idea how much He Loves YOU!! I can’t wait to see your life when you finally find out! It’s going to be s-o-o-o good — but! it will (also continue to) be a struggle! It was a struggle before — but THIS time you WON’T go under! Read His Word — open your heart to believe — and hold on to His Promises — He won’t let you down! Stay strong — you will find the strength you need in Him when you don’t have enough of your own.

Thank you, Lord for this answered prayer!! neums and Quesadilla — rejoice with me!

Lindsay — continuing to pray for you (and your family), as always, in His Love, Your Affectionate Fan :-)

PS 27 (i.e. Psalms 27 :-)

1 The LORD is my light and my salvation– whom shall I fear? The LORD is the stronghold of my life — of whom shall I be afraid?
2 When evil men advance against me to devour my flesh, when my enemies and my foes attack me, they will stumble and fall.
3 Though an army besiege me, my heart will not fear; though war break out against me, even then will I be confident.
4 One thing I ask of the LORD, this is what I seek: that I may dwell in the house of the LORD all the days of my life, to gaze upon the beauty of the LORD and to seek him in his temple.
5 For in the day of trouble he will keep me safe in his dwelling; he will hide me in the shelter of his tabernacle and set me high upon a rock.
6 Then my head will be exalted above the enemies who surround me; at his tabernacle will I sacrifice with shouts of joy; I will sing and make
music to the LORD.
7 Hear my voice when I call, O LORD; be merciful to me and answer me.
8 My heart says of you, “Seek his face!” Your face, LORD, I will seek.
9 Do not hide your face from me, do not turn your servant away in anger; you have been my helper. Do not reject me or forsake me, O God my Savior.
10 Though my father and mother forsake me, the LORD will receive me.
11 Teach me your way, O LORD; lead me in a straight path because of my oppressors.
12 Do not turn me over to the desire of my foes, for false witnesses rise up against me, breathing out violence.
13 I am still confident of this: I will see the goodness of the LORD in the land of the living.
14 Wait for the LORD; be strong and take heart and wait for the LORD.

DO NOT WANT

Want to touch the hiney

# 12 hey asshole.

me n beyonce.... totally black n hot

I know we all can't wait for the day when she's flat broke and desperately needs an ounce and trades sex on video for some nose candy...woohoo!

#12 hey again asshole

learn nt to make such misinformed and stupid statements!

I hope this is true. Hopefully, her parents are stupid/corrupt/greedy enough to not have set up some sort of trust for her so that whatever millions she's made aren't completely gone. If so, I'm assuming she has a bright future in porn and "reality" TV. Look what it's done for that Kardashian chick. Suck a dick, get a TV show. Boo-ya. Why bother actually working for a living when you can just whore it up?

Oiiiii all these broke starlets, shoulda gone to The Yorkshire Group, CPAs! :)

I love it ..I hope this is very true.

this site needs a name change... maybe thehateful.com, haters.com, or maybe theuberjealous.com

#32. Oh! how much I wish I was a broke addict whore! I'm sooo jealous.

First read through of legal fees looked like:

"Thousands of dollars on leggings"

Also true.

Lindsay might be poor but she is still very pretty. Stop having sex for free you crazy girl. Get paid for it. Girls less fine than you have been making tons of cash. You can too. Lots of guys would pay top dollar to do you.

Unless her legal bills were in the $5 million range, no way this is true. Just isn't. Now, she may be tight by Hollywood standards, but she is hardly broke. She makes too much coin from scheduled papparazzi shoots to be broke.

@15 - Dude, Chip, you are brilliant. You can get insurance to pay for your drugs.............. what a great money saver! That's it, I'm switching my drug of choice. At least Lindsey's got Brit's place and billionaire couches. My homegirl's about to be sleeping on my kitchen floor.

#12 Gabrielle Union.. I would wreck that bitch

#32 STFU
LL is a drug-addicted, self-absorbed who-a! Get over it...

duh doesn't anyone notice how round her formerly flat butt is. i guess she got butt implants or a brazilian butt augmentation. she also got bigger implants. i hate this girl. she is a walking plastic surgery mess.

uh, extra whipped cream at starbucks is always free, no matter how much you get.

@36; klonopin, wacky tabacky; same difference...except that one's legal if you have a prescription. Goodbye anxiety! Hello Dr. Feelgood!

no. 23 - Psalm 27 is my favorite to fuck to. It gets me closer to God.

She can work with me, we need an extra librarian.

/I'd check her out fo sho

I know someone who once worked for Billionaire Tom Gores in Century City, and they tell me that this Tom is supposed to be a real asshole. He thinks that women are substandard and inferior humans to men because they have babies, and Tom himself has wet dreams that he is really Gecko AKA Michael Douglas in the movie "Wall Street. "

Furthermore, if Tom gets mad, it is supposed to be very, very ugly....... Have a nice stay Lindsay........ Tom's a nutcase whack job, one that makes your own Dad look like a Saint.

Staying there will lead to a downward spiral for Lindsay in no time. Lindsay would be better off staying with Paris or Brittney.

Gee....look I even remembered to use all my s's............... I guess I won't get fired today! Fucking Jerks!!!!

How soon is Lindsay's obligatory auto-biography/self help book (ghost written of course) coming out? "How I survived fucking doing everything" by Lindsay Lohan or something like that. That will put some dollars back into her bank account. Also Britney then will have another book to read.

It is not uncommon for 21 year olds to go through that stage

Many at the age had foolish years.

She has the rest of her life to be practical and mature

You can get Botox Butt injections. I'm not saying Lindsay has but I'm not saying she hasn't. For all you Bible Thumpers: Jesus Loves Botox.

Lindsay + Britney + Paris + Nichole = The Four Horse (Wo)Man of the Apocalypse.

did she get a butt implant while she was there?

I would split that like lumber.

Her idea of skint, and my idea of skint are two totally different things, stupid bitch oughta get herself a savings account

Your ass only gets to look like that when you've been getting fucked in it by so called self labeled Billionaires. Tom lost most of his money in the Dot.Com crash, so he is no way still or probably ever was a real Billionaire.

I hope Lindsay is getting fucked in the ass by him right now!!!! The guy is a little fat gerbil. He-He!!

haha! What a surprise, i predict she will soon be posing for some crazy photos like all the other washed up celebs that do it for quick cash.

She's still damn hot though

She can hang out and blow Tom for awhile until his cute, little blond wife finds out and then puts a hit out on Logan. I predict that Lindsay will be dead by the end of the month. Either self-imposed or Tom's wife will get her.

All these people really deserve each other. I think that LA must really be Hell in disguise.

Oh geeez, really? Another millionairess who's broke. Maybe she should be drinking Bud on a beach - the way I do it. Hey- I'm broke but I'm *burp* happy.

Oh crap, I hope I didn't get any on ya.

BDO

Lindsay Lohan, fifteen years in the future, circa 2022: Old before her time, some teeth missing out of her mouth and the rest of them rotting. Gravely, whiskey voice. Matted filthy hair with bits of twigs in it. Hanging out in a dive bar in some small town in Florida. Bringing a shot glass of scotch up to her dry lips with a shaky hand. Dirt under her fingernails and grime on her skin that can never be washed off. Cigarette burning down to a filter in the other hand. Leans over to the person on the barstool next to her and rasps: "I'm Lindsay Lohan. I used to be a star." Other patron laughs and scoffs, "Yeah, sure you are!" Bartender throws her out of the bar when she can't pay for her drink. Oh, and she smells bad.

South African Negro Person: please shut up because I clearly stated, you mindless relict Homo habilis-faced bidpedal apling, to name me one PURE black woman that was attractive. Beyonce is half human - er white. And as for yourself, we are not certain of your degree of humanity - I mean whether or not you are a disgusting melato I mean half-breed or something grotesque like that. Whore. Get melanin liposuction chimp-face.
P.S. please write back soon darling, xoxoxo
Possesively, Master
OH and get out of Africa as it now belongs to the white man. At least until we drain it of all it's precious resources. This does not include those lost in evolutionary backwaters. (Stop pouting your nasty inner pink chimp lips, it's revolting)

You and I should costar in a remake of Mean Girls ( I am the wretched rascist pig below you)

Man if i was a millionaire I'd spend every dollar i had on her....She's fucking hot!!!!

To these guys, being broke means you only have a couple mil left laying around. I would LOVE to be that kind of broke!

Shit, I just went to the bank last week and the teller told me I had $2.87. WTC!!!

Um, MissP, your description has mostly come true already. Except for the twigs in the hair.

In 2022 she'll either be totally changed for the better or dead.

this is THE FAKEST STORY EVER.
Just because people WANT it to be true doesn't mean it fucking is.

Please. Assuming that she doesn't even have ANY money in the bank, or invested, or that her parents have NONE of that either, she can live long enough on other people's money.
Half of these people dont even pay for themselves and get freebies all around. Yes, including things lik

Even if she was low on money she could get some easily by just turning up somewhere a la Paris Hilton.

@ #58: oooh oooooh oooOOOH OOOOH OOOOOH-WAAAAAH OOOOOH-WAAAAAH OOOOOH-WAAAAAH OOOOOH-WAAAAAH WAAAAAAA WAAAAAAA

Honestly, can she get any hotter? damn Lindsay, when I flew into the sun to rescue Superman, it wasn't as hot as you

She must be broke...that thermal she's wearing is from Forever 21.

broke? what a fkn crackup, that would sure put the kybosh on the drug habits. LIKE HELL, who hasn't shared sex for drugs b4? Fuck Lindsay, spotty plastic fanta pubes.

IS IT JUST ME OR IS LINDSEYS ASS EXPLODING OUT OF HER PANTS!!! IT LOOKS UNREAL ....ASSSTASTIC

I'd pay her plenty to park that fabulous ass on my lips. Hell, she could fart, I wouldn't care...seriously, I wouldn't...not at all...a fart wouldn't bother me one bit...so...Lindsay please fart...please?

Comment 23......that is some insane religious shit girl.....it never ceases to amaze me how quickly the religious lunatics will come out of the woodwork trying to "save" (or should I say assimilate) fuck ups like Lindsay Lohan. If only they could see how completely nuts their religious ramblings really are..there is no God/Jesus spirit Rachel..., we are all simply a bunch of smart monkeys living in a universe based on physics and chemistry ...get used to it and stop with your bullshit delusions. for Lindsay, her path to healing is simple..grow up and stop being so fuckin self centered.....the best rehab for her would be to send her to live in some war torn African shit hole for a year....help her see how brutal and short life can be....maybe she'd value what she has .

Is it just me or does she look pregnant in the last picture?

It's just you, Amy. You're completely insane. I would love to make you pregnant. Where should we meet?

Wanna make 14 dollars the HARD way?

Who let #13 in here? Hey, christ-freak, tell your god that "he" can keep Lohan, and her dumbass addict father. You know what's great about your religion? You can find it. You can make-a mockery of your life. You can be an arrogant, self-serving prick. Hell, you can even fuck children; as long as you repent and find the christian god. Your religion is just your ability to do whatever you want and not have to answer to anybody because of it. Fuck you, #13. Hail Satan!

As long as Lohan is willing to blow/fuck anyone with money, she'll never go without.

RachelAnn? You flimsy little enema bag. You're empty inside. Hey, go blow your god. Would you swallow for Christ? I bet you would. Anal? For Christ? You think the holy-ghost's hung? No? Me either.

#70, we try to assimilate "fuck ups" like Lindsay Lohan because often someone who has lived in sin, and seen how unsatisfying it is, will be receptive to the truth. Lindsay has also written song lyrics that show she has a questing spirit, a need for someone to trust, for a place to put her faith.

Don't worry, though -- we'll never bother you. No one cares about you and no one ever will. Satan has more interesting playthings, he's heard your argument millions of times and you're not even a challenge. Enjoy your cold, rational universe where you are a cog, a speck of dust, a nothing ruled by the march of money.

The makings of another Dana Plato story with Lindsey playing the part of Willis? What U talkin' 'bout Willis???

I bet she's not staying at the guest house. She's staying in the master's bedroom.

Lindsey Lohan is looking much better with a little weight on her. Plus you can't tell she's a firecrotch, which allows her to sneak up on unsuspecting people.

God! She look good. She's been losing some weight, don't you think?
BTW, I don't think she's out of money or something. I do believe she sold the house because she wants to be OUT of Hollywood and its people.
If she needed money THAT MUCH she'd probably sell her car or release a new album or something..

#26, beyonce doesn't look like her dad, and tina looks mixed ( b's mom )
naomi campbell used to be really hot, she is 1/8 chinese but not part white

#64 nice retort!!! Helluva mind ya gots !!! All that could be expected of a jig of course! Now go back to Africa and wait for your slave labor assignment.

Her mom must be PISSED!!!!!

Thank you #77. I suppose you think Lindsay comes here to read your shit comments about introspection and redemption. If your trying to save Lindsay, thanks to the Fish, you know where she currently is living. Go there and see if she'll talk to you. If your trying to act superior to the locals then no one here gives a shit. Think about that while you masturbate.

she must be broke, look at what she's wearing. can't afford a stylist or sumfing? urgh that jumper thing is ugly. Hair and make up looks hot tho.

Hey 77. I love Jesus. He has such a long tongue!

Lindsay + Britney + Paris + Nicole = The Four Horse (Wo)Men of the Apocalypse

Is she wearing one of those jackets that were made in China with the dog fur collars that were recalled a few years back. She must really be broke!

Too bad LiLo was too good to clip coupons out of the paper. They almost always have Coke on sale somewhere--she coulda saved a bundle!

Haha Lindsay is a moron ! and you know her money grubbing mommy spent all the cash Lindsay gave her

Wow she is sexy ! I love that Lipstick and glasses on her GOOD CHOICE !

Where can i get a vest like that??? so cute!!!!

I cant even begin to imagine Britney and Linsay as roommates. A

She could always sell the tons of clothes she has... and isn't she on a shopping verge? Shouldn't she stop?

She has lots of jewlery and fancy bags...

she has no problem getting money... she just needs to make a good movie.. not these shit things she's coming out with

Bullshit. Lindsay is not broke. I'm sure she has a fund & has made some investments. But whatever. She actually looks good, healthy. Did she get veneers? I think she could use some--the only bad thing about her is her fucked up looking teeth. Then again, smoking crack & meth will do that to you.

She like most black celebrities now, broke and stupid with money. hahahahaha.

Lol...Jealous b**ches is all you are. Why in the hell else would you hate her and Britney so much. They didn't do anything to you. Losers...

i like her clothes very much ,it is casual. but her dresing style on sugarcupid.com is also attrctive and shining.

It is good!
I think he's just dumb or high enough to have let the truth slip to impress his crush Jimmy Kimmel.