Oct 16 2007Lindsay Lohan hearts liquor

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I’m at a loss for words to deliver this news, but, it appears Lindsay Lohan was drinking this weekend. Gasp! How can this be? She’s been to rehab three times. Could it be she actually stayed at a resort with no quantifiable rehabilitative practices? Nah, that’s just crazy talk. E! Online reports:

However, don’t think Linds has gone all suburban soccer mom on us—yet. According to some Utah locals, Lindsay was spotted at a Park City club Friday night. And despite her two-month stint in rehab, our barwitness thought Linds looked less than refreshed.

In the future, when scientists unearth Lindsay’s corpse, they’ll discover she runs on pure alcohol. She can survive without oxygen, water, and food. As long as she’s filled to the brim with Mojito’s, Lindsay will keep running. Yes, it will be a fascinating time until Dr. Johnson spills his whiskey tonic into her open chest cavity and – Holy Christ! She’s alive! Hide our precious moon beer! Ah, my eyes, she burnt it with her crotch! Johnson, you booze-hound, look what you’ve done! Oh, the humanity.

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She would heart liquor given shes an alcoholic and all

Go figure..........

Looks like she's wearing the newspaper.

She needs my wee wee in her poop hole.

Wonder why none of the pap peeps go TO THE CLUBS......then they could get pics there and stop all the speculations.......I wanna be kinda like Maxwell Smart with my trusty camera shoe

Money well spent on rehab.

/cheers!

If she was really drinking, I'm sure that someone would have taken a picture. Everyone has a camera phone these days. Just because someone goes to a club/pub doesn't mean that they are drinking.

Yeah...so who DOESN'T run on pure alcohol? Doesn't everybody? Oh just me and Linds? Whatever.

Hey FRIST,
I'd be one of those also. After 5 days of drinking in Chicago, I should be able to go a couple of days without re-charging.

Eminem looks like a little girl in this picture..............

Lilo has a drink. Wow. And the sky is blue.

Oh, and #1, you're a loser.

Glad to see our party girl is back in action. She's got to be a great drunken fuck.

When I was on the wagon I would still go to the bars with my friends. Guess what else, at 1 AM I do look less than refreshed.

Can this freckled mess of a whore ever breathe withOUT her mouth hanging open??...

sixteenth! - ish.

I'd drink too if Riley Giles put his dick inside me. Or worse yet, was photographed with me.

uh. drinking in utah doesn't count. it's impossible to get drunk with the alochol laws they have public bars.

If this is true then it's hilarious. And it happened even sooner than I thought! I was given her a few more weeks? Why? Willpower I guess. But this IS Blohan we're talking about.

#18 what's with the drinking laws?

Man, who gives a fuck?! Let her drink her liquor. Maybe it'll kill her. Or, in a second-person fashion, help her to die of aids.

Drinks which use one ptype of alcohol can have no more than one ounce of alcohol, and drinks that use multiple alcohols can have no more than 1.5 oz total alcohol content. That means no long Islands for you, FRIST and TT.

Hey, #1, as you point is...?

#1, and your point is...?

Fuck, that didn't work too well the first time around.

1. Why is she still in Utah?!?!?

2. I didn't know they allowed alcohol in Utah. Or any other form of fun.

IS THAT AN ENGAGEMENT RING?????

I don't believe it.

Wait a minute, yeah I do.

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TS,
That's the main reason you'll never find me in Utah.
Hell, even a weak Margarita has a couple of oz's of alcohol in it. Mine of course, have a only one ounce..............of lime juice.

You go, Lindsay! Just remember: Tap beer is much cheaper than drugs, hard liquor, and bottled beer, so you should be able to get by a bit longer on what money you have left.

Also, you may have to switch to those generic cigarettes too. They taste like cardboard, but they're cheap!

Do they have rehab for mouth-breathers?

Hey BunnyButt,
I bet it would have been fun, drinking or not.

Awww, that's my girl!

*sssssnnnnnnoooorrrrrrt!*

Why is she wearing an engagement/wedding ring in these pics??

FUNNY comments, Fish. By the way, does anyone know who the Fish is? Was he given an earthly name? I'm kinda new here.

Lindsay's an ass hat.

That's no engagement ring, she got that from the gum machine outside of WalGreens.

# 18 and #19...

I live in Utah and I will tell you, drinking at the bars here is expensive and it's about the same as drinking watered down beer. The beer content is something around 3% and the bartenders are only allowed something around 1.5 ouces of alcohol per drink. Your better staying home and getting trashed on your own stuff. ALSO - you can only buy liquor from government liquor stores, and they cannot keep things cold in the liquor stores, you cannot buy mixers at these liquor stores - you then have to go all the way to the grocery store to buy mixers/limes/lemons/etc.

So, what does all this mean?? Even if Linds HOHAN was drinking, she probably wasn't getting drunk - considering she is now poor (http://thesuperficial.com/2007/10/lindsay_lohan_is_broke.php)...

@34,
Kansas is the same fucking way, you can buy wine, but not a wine opener. Liquor is the ONLY thing they sell, no cigs, no ice, or those stupid coozie things.

FUCK UTAH

Hey FRIST,
I'll fuck Utah, is she Dakota's sister?

Hey Dina! Is Lindsay still in "an amazing place"? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

This chick is such a skank.

Wow.........what a shocker.

She should just wear a shirt that says "Will Blow You For Booze And Coke".

Hey TT, what's a coozie?

All this talk about liquor is makin me THIRSTY.

It's ok, only 3 more hours...only 3...

FRIST,
Those stupid things to put on beer cans and bottles to keep then cold. Which I never use, I don't have them long enough to get warm or hot.

Firecrotches are awesome. Mine most definitely is. Drunk, sober, night, day, handcuffed to the back row at the Paramount... whatever's clever.

i'm in love with this coked up skank.

something about her...

Yeah, I have only been there once and it's for the birds. No need to go back. You can't even buy alcohol on Sundays. You have to be 19 to buy tobacco (at least you did when I was there). Fuck Utah is right, FRIST.

I'd hit it.

I have a friend who bartends at the bar she was at in PC. She was DEFINITELY drinking that night. I have camera phone proof. And for all the Utah haters, it's cool. We'd prefer you stay out anyhow. You have to love other things than booze to live there.

Utah is the BOMB. Trust me, if you have ever been to Park City, you'd love it. Seriously good restaurants, great party atmosphere. There is a reason it hosts the Sundance Film Festival every year.

As for booze, the liquor laws are better than most ocunties in Texas. Can get it 7 days a week. But yeah, the hard stuff is at a state liquor store, so that makes it tough for people I guess.

Anyway, if LiLo can party in Utah, so can anyone else.

haha #43 I feel the same

Hey TS, you can't buy liquor in the liquor store here on Sundays, they are closed. I'd have to go into Idaho. I loved living in CA. You could buy a bottle of vodka at freaking Safeway!!! For like 10 bucks!!! For the BIG bottle!!!

That's it, I'm moving...

We're not hatrers. The skliing is great. You just suck at pouring drinks. And fuck the Jazz too. In fact, it is kinda for the birds now that I think about it. And it's full of religious zealots. Yeah, we're haters. Fuck the Mormons. Fuckin freaks.

I think she's engaged to Johnny Walker.

FRIST, I had no idea. I flew into Spokanne once but I frove directly into Coeur d'Alene. Yeah, you need to get your ass out of there. Don't come to California unless you want to pay $450K for a 1 BR 750 sq. ft. apartment built in 1950...

I love this girl, I could do her anytime and she'd never remember it. And FRIST, in the UK you can get big bottles of vodka for the equivalent 10 bucks anywhere, any time! THat's why we're all alcoholics with bad teeth. We get so drunk all the time we can't be bothered to brush our teeth.

I think they talked about missionary positions in rehab, and Lilo thought she'd stay in Utah and see if she could land her one of those dudes in white shirts. Part of her spiritual jounrey. Orgazmo style.

is she wearing an engagement ring??

#55 Yeah. She and Samantha Ronson ae moving to Vail, Colorado and getting hitched.

OK UK here I come!!!

Try saying that 3 times fast...

TS I go to CDA like once a week. Not just for the liquor or anything. Small world huh?

Now someone buy me a drink, dammit. I haven't had one in 2 days!!!

So, linslo is broke now.... so broke she gets her hoodies from forever21?
Did anyone else notice that?
Oh, and..
Let the bitch drink!

The liquor laws, mormons, and Jazz may FUCKING suck.... but we have snowboarding/skiing and LINDSAY FUCKING HOEHAN!!! I personally want to make a trip to Park City this weekend and see if I can get drunk with her - and I will tell her that all this rehab isn't necessary -she is perfect the way she is.. I figure that will guarentee the next 6+ months of good reading on here! Her comment to OK mag will be "i met this girl in Utah - you know... the land of the mormons... and this girl told me I was perfect - and I don't need rehab... So I am sticking with the drugs and alcohol - that is what my fans want!"

THE WORLD IS MINE!

Get over this shit. I drink at least four times as much as this bitch.

I used to work for a bunch of Mormon Brothers, and one of them had alcohol on his breath every morning. And, they would make despicable jokes about Jews all the time, and say something stupid about how they could make these jokes and laugh because they were from a lost Jewish tribe. What a bunch of stupid idiots. The only way they could start their company was because they were from Old Money, and the only reason that they hired me was because they couldn't find any Brother who could do the job. Needless to say, I was fired in a few years once they found a Brother with a degree. He was not the same caliber as me, and their stupid company is now out of business. Ha, Ha, Ha!

Why the hell is she just wandering around that town square looking stupid? At least Britney goes to Starbucks and Target to buy books...I mean book.

#39 What do you think her jacket has written all over it?

SHE LOOKS KINDA FAT.

"She's got to be a great drunken fuck."

Oh my God, can you imagine. She'd be a 'three times before sunrise' kind of gal. Your penis might fall of later, but what the hell...

that would be an engagement ring, if it wasn't on her middle finger. duh.

alcoholic, broke......

wonder when we see this girl in the gutter asking

sucky sucky, 5 dollas?

There is not much to laugh, or it must be that you have a flat tyre lately? In other words: You're finally Broke!! And justice for all!!
WAL-MART IS CLOSING IN...................LET'S PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SIXTY NINE!

oh and @68...

what? was that english?

is that something she learned in rehab? take pictures of the pap and you'll feel ALL better.

Boy, she loves those mountain boots. I've seen her in different colors ones over the past few days in pictures.

shou ga nai.

shou ga nai.

she's quitting smoking, got the new In Touch Mag and she's using some product to curb her cravings, ariva or something like that

i do not like her this style , i would like to go to sugarcupid.com to see her dressing photos there.

Utah is way fun if you know where to go. And you all need to stay out of Lindsays business because it's none of yours. Don't you have anything else to do or do none of you have lives because you sure bag on people and states alot. There is nothing wrong with Utah. If you think there are no drugs, alcohol, or anything you call "fun" here, think again, because Utah is one of the number 1 states for drug abuse and alcoholism. So stop listening to what others say and find out the truths for your damn selves. People are so ignorant these days.

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