Oct 17 2007Lance Bass came out of the closet to Britney first
Former N’Sync member Lance Bass came out to Britney Spears before he told any of his close friends. Lance told Britney the night she married her first husband Jason Alexander on a whim in Las Vegas. Page Six reports:
Her manager had already gotten rid of [her first husband] Jason [Alexander] - they'd flown him home. Britney was upset about what she had done. I felt bad for her. I knew she was about to go through a lot of crap. I felt the need to share something. So I sat her on my bed, and I'm like, Well, I'm gay!" Spears was "surprised. I was always the Southern gentleman."
Britney was probably surprised because she didn’t even know what “gay” meant. So she went home and had one of her assistants look in that big thing with all the paper. A book, she believes it called. The assistant started reading the definition of “gay” which means happy, but before she could go any further, Britney said “Oh, it makes so much sense now!” She then had her assistant write Lance a letter: “Dear Lance, I too am gay. Gayer than ever! You see I’ve met a boy named Kevin and I can already see us falling in love and having the most wonderful life together. Will keep you posted. Your gay friend, Britney.”
Reader Comments
1. paper or plastic - October 17, 2007 4:16 PM
Not what I had in mind.
2. allbeautymustdie - October 17, 2007 4:16 PM
...she should be happy to know that having a gay boy on her arm is as good as gucci. fruit flies.
3. BC - October 17, 2007 4:18 PM
ahahaha. that was the best tangent story i've read.
4. allbeautymustdie - October 17, 2007 4:20 PM
actually I'm sure this is how the conversation went....
Britney : Like oh my god I'm soooo stupid, I suck.
Lance: Well if it makes you feel better... So do I
::insert porn music::
5. Ript1&0 - October 17, 2007 4:27 PM
It's true, if you are going to share something, you should make sure the person you share with is listening, caring, has half a brain, is not high on Frap, etc. God, I'm so unfunny today..
Oh yeah, btw - Southern gentlemen are called "Good Ol' Boys". And they aren't fooling anyone. If you aren't pounding tall boys and beating your woman by 5pm, you're a total queer.
6. uhhh - October 17, 2007 4:30 PM
hahah that last bit is so funny. god dammmmmnnn
7. cookievanderbilt - October 17, 2007 4:31 PM
10/14/07: Lance dumped by hookup/boyfriend #37 since the hot German robot.
10/15/07: Lance consumes 15,000 calories, watches E! Online for 24 hours straight.
10/16/07: Calls current publicist. Demands publicity - ANY will suffice. ("you know, like that Brittany bitch!")
10/17/07: A Star IS Born - ("Lance Told Brittany first, folks!!")
8. Bigheadmike - October 17, 2007 4:38 PM
Britney is now a therapist?????? Oh my.
9. Texas Tranny - October 17, 2007 4:38 PM
News Flash.............................
I'm a bi-sexual crossdresser, that loves sex.
Bet none of ya'll saw that coming.
10. cashitin - October 17, 2007 4:39 PM
So the South is responsible for Brit and Lance "please stick your dick in my" Bass. Ya'll need to get it together down there.
11. Grace - October 17, 2007 4:41 PM
Ok, Lance, we get it, you're gay. No one cared then, we don't care now.
12. Balls Johnson - October 17, 2007 4:43 PM
Lance Bass is gay? Since when?
13. Banquo - October 17, 2007 4:44 PM
Lance Bass "coming out" is about as big a shock as me saying "Psst...guess what. Sometimes,....sometimes,...I sexually gratify myself!"
14. DA - October 17, 2007 4:46 PM
If Lance is sucking my cock, does that make me gay?
15. Phaimus - October 17, 2007 4:46 PM
thats why she went psycoocoo
16. Texas Tranny - October 17, 2007 4:48 PM
@14,
LOL, that's what I tell a lot of men.
"Just because I'm sucking your cock doesn't make you gay"
But, if you return the favor, you might be.
17. havoc - October 17, 2007 4:59 PM
How the fuck could you not know this guy was gay? Look at that just-pumped-cat, pillow biting, Liberace grin on his face. I'll bet you could tell from his sonogram as a baby that he was gay.....
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18. KamUK - October 17, 2007 5:14 PM
That is such a gay face, how much plastic surgery has gay boy had?
19. Burning Gaynus - October 17, 2007 5:24 PM
"So I sat her on my bed, and I'm like, Well, I'm gay!""
The truth: he said that after Britney tackled him onto the bed, wrestled around and drooled on his lips (you know, courtin'), then said "hay! why aint yer stankhole plunger gettin bigger?"
20. Riotboy - October 17, 2007 5:27 PM
I thought this guy was in space.
/bye, bye, bye
21. DaveMustaine - October 17, 2007 5:33 PM
fucking faggots must die!!!
22. blpressure - October 17, 2007 5:50 PM
It' s so funny when the gayest of the gay feel the need to come out. If you're in a boy band we already know you're gay! His face radiates pure gayness.
23. * MISS UNIVERSE - October 17, 2007 6:05 PM
Gay and bi are sort of in vogue now among the young and glamorous - Ten years from now he'll be married with two kids
24. me - October 17, 2007 8:10 PM
One part of that was hilarious and out of the blue.
"Lance, I too am gay"
lol
25. jacknasty - October 17, 2007 8:15 PM
Man, Lance is such an attention whore! Seriously, this dude will say anything for press. He doesnt have a career...but he still thinks people should give a shit about him.
26. Big Dumb Oaf - October 17, 2007 9:09 PM
Wait a sec- you mean to tell me this (guy?- is he the one on top or the bottom???) let's say- fellow- HAD TO COME OUT for anyone to know? I know no one wants to "profile" being all PC but, c'mon- take a look at that pic. Makes ya wanna look thru your high school yearbook doesn't it?
Is 26 like 69 with Ellen if your a gay male?
27. iheartbrit - October 18, 2007 12:08 AM
*giggles*
somebody made a Brittany 4 Presadent (sic) t-shirt
http://www.cafepress.com/wonderdome.179107467
28. Mdiz - October 18, 2007 12:34 AM
No shit Sherlock Lance was gay...i mean...LANCE!?!?!?!?
29. Auntie Kryst - October 18, 2007 1:32 AM
Ok no offense to gay persons, but I got to make fun of rednecks. I now sort feel sorry for Britney. The crippling ignorance. Wow, just wow, how dumb? A southern gentelman that happens to be gay, Lawd's no! No one tell her about the Brittish. She can't handle it.
30. Conor S - October 18, 2007 8:36 AM
Who gives a shit?!
31. D. Richards - October 18, 2007 9:32 AM
But, Lance, you still(!) are the "southern-gentleman". You always were, and you always will be, sweetheart. The only difference between the gentleman they thought you were, and the gentleman that you are now, is that you are a-kind-of, "hey, come on my face", kind of a gentleman now.
I feel so ridiculous! I just married a longtime friend. I'm coming down off of who-knows what, and I am, like, so hungry! Ya' know what I need? I need an aquantance to profess their homosexuality to me. That'll make me feel bettter.
32. www.showyourpride.com - October 18, 2007 10:08 AM
at least he came out which is the important factor. Sucks that he choose her but now he can be who he is!
33. gerard Vandenberg - October 18, 2007 10:31 AM
TO BE HONEST WITH YOU:
WHEN....WILL....YOU....DIE?
34. gerard Vandenberg - October 18, 2007 12:32 PM
Are you still not death?
35. BunnyButt - October 18, 2007 12:37 PM
Wow, this chick looks just like my sister!
Uh, wait ... that's not a chick?
(apologies to my sister for a joke at her expense)
36. ad1972 - October 18, 2007 1:36 PM
honestly as a queer, im insulted. i dont want that twit associated with me. who would f•ck that? YIKES!!!