Oct 23 2007Kim Kardashian stopping second sex tape release
Kim Kardashian will sue Vivid Entertainment if they release another sex tape that continues her escapades with Ray J. The only way you’re going to see more of Kim is in the December issue of Playboy, according to FOX News:
However, the voluptuous vixen is now actually getting paid to strip. Kim will appear in the upcoming edition of Playboy, but Pop Tarts has heard that no nether regions will be revealed in the 12-page spread. “I’m really happy with how the pictures turned out,” she told Pop Tarts. "It looks really classy and professional.”
I believe my penis and I will be the judges of what is classy and professional, Kim. You stick to what you do best: Showing off that superhuman butt of yours. In fact, if you could just not talk, or do anything but shake your monster ass, I think America, nay, the world, would be a better place. Shh! Less talking, more jiggling. There you go. I can almost feel the world peace. Oh, wait, it’s my wiener. My bad! I always get those two confused.
NOTE: I'm reposting the pics from her birthday because, well, they're awesome.
Photos: Getty Images
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Reader Comments
1. veggi - October 23, 2007 4:01 PM
FIRST you oozing anal cysts
2. havoc - October 23, 2007 4:01 PM
I would so stick it in her pooper....
3. Bincko - October 23, 2007 4:02 PM
"Stopping the release"? I thought it was bad for you to try to stop peeing in mid-stream...
4. Shit4Brains - October 23, 2007 4:03 PM
Speaking of poopers................what a buttwad!
5. just sayin - October 23, 2007 4:03 PM
Come to think of it, Armenians have huge noses too.
6. AZNLOVA - October 23, 2007 4:04 PM
http://img168.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-20514/loc943/27002_Hollywood_Film_Festival38s_Hollywood_Awards_megan-fox.net_058_122_943lo.jpg
the superficial should post more megan fox. f reaking HOT
7. p911gt10c - October 23, 2007 4:05 PM
With any luck, the production will be better than the first vid.
8. Rachel - October 23, 2007 4:06 PM
So before all the be-pimpled 15 year old neverlaids start in with their lisping about her being "gorgeous" and a "goddess" take a good look at picture 2. Implant scar visible under one boob, stretch marks visible all over the other boob (from stuffing the chemical ball in there). Yeah, perfect.
9. FRIST!!! - October 23, 2007 4:08 PM
She just doesn't want people to remember what she USED to look like...
10. FRIST!!! - October 23, 2007 4:11 PM
#8 Yeesh, you're right! Thanks a lot for making me click on that.
However, it did give me a better view of the dress. I love the gemstones...
11. PunkA - October 23, 2007 4:13 PM
another sex tape? this chick is stupid. No way she blocks the release. She will make too much coin off it as she has no other talents. I mean, it takes alot to be pissed on for the sake of art. But to do it twice, well, ya know, a girl has bills to pay. ass implants, fake boobies. nose job, etc. and don;t even ask about the wardrobe bills.
12. Loepprich - October 23, 2007 4:13 PM
You can see her breast implant scar in in the second picture under the right breast. I bet you'd see the same thing under her ass cheeks.
13. Nelson Mandela - October 23, 2007 4:14 PM
Perfect post for today. She's hairy like an Armenian, she loves money like a Jew, and she freeloads like a Black. The total package.
14. jenkins - October 23, 2007 4:15 PM
Yeah....who are the other girls in pic number 5? They are like ten times hotter than she is....good god. oh, and nice catch rachel, you deserve a cookie. Looks like somebody didn't get their morning airbrush done.
15. Loepprich - October 23, 2007 4:15 PM
You can see her breast implant scar in in the second picture under the right breast. I bet you'd see the same thing under her ass cheeks. I don't know her did her implants; they cut under the whole bottom of the breast. Like a porn star implant. They should have gone in through the armpit. Less scarring that way.
16. waxer - October 23, 2007 4:17 PM
No, you can't see her implant scars under her ass cheeks. They're covered by bits of soiled TP that collect over days, because she's not strong enough to get it all the way out after she wipes. Not her fault, really, it's like trying to lift two bowling balls with one hand.
17. BigBoneDaddy - October 23, 2007 4:19 PM
I've already shagged her.
Her vajayjay looks like a loose-meat sandwich.
18. Rick - October 23, 2007 4:20 PM
Fuck - I can't remember what I wrote the first time this crap was posted. Could somebody go over to that thread and cut&paste it in here? Thanks!
19. mrbuckles - October 23, 2007 4:25 PM
He should really get his eyebrows plucked. Most women don't have caterpillars on their foreheads. You'd think a tranny would know this!
20. sportsdvl - October 23, 2007 4:26 PM
Nothing worse than some loser appearing in Playboy and not showing the goods.
Besides, who really wants to see this no-talent fake anyways?
Oh, #1 Veggi - you are still lame for being happy about posting first.
21. nipolian - October 23, 2007 4:27 PM
Scar or no scar....She makes me hornier than a three peckered billy goat.
22. moobs - October 23, 2007 4:30 PM
Same pics as yesterday? Really?
"Its a maan baby! yeah!"
23. Fumus - October 23, 2007 4:32 PM
I love Kim, Kim, Kim....
Ass Implants?!?! No way, I still don't believe it. I watched the Ray Jay video...the first one I didn't see any marks...only a big black cock in her butt.
The second video will be released, the website will make too much money not to...so of course they will. Even if they sued, they will walk away with Millions...millions!
24. Susan - October 23, 2007 4:32 PM
#20 (and others) - It's impossibly lame to go onto somebody else's blog and try to enforce what you think the rules of etiquette should be.
25. kurt - October 23, 2007 4:34 PM
Rachel - before the ugly anorexics in the clinic talk about how ugly this raven haired jessic rabbit with the most gorgeous eyes i've ever seen is, just know that i have 20/20 vision so i don't care what you say.
shes not someone i want to grow old with, or talk on the phone with, i don't want to know about all the black guys that have peed on her, i just want to look at her. i like to look at girls with hour glass figures and beautiful faces.
sorry if you only think little boys with pimples would hit this. you are wrong.
26. JMack - October 23, 2007 4:35 PM
did you hear her interview with Detroit radio... they SMASHED kim up!!!
http://www.hoodhype.com/blog/?p=782
27. jadask - October 23, 2007 4:35 PM
This site is so boring. With the same old jokes. Pictures. And everything else. Yawn.
28. G'Fabulous - October 23, 2007 4:36 PM
hey i love her! she is sooooo gorgeous! Thanks for posting pics of her, its the only place I can see them. So huge! I like to study her makeup. thanks for these, she is amazing! I only wish she is smart and worldly and not snobby, but probably not....
29. jeepers - October 23, 2007 4:36 PM
wait, i thought she felt bad about her sex tape? now she's posing for PB? hypocrite!
30. D. Richards (Holy-Ghost) - October 23, 2007 4:42 PM
The only porno magazine worth "reading" is Buttman. All those fabulous asses. The errant tranny every once in a while. Nothing says "porno" without a tranny in there somewhere.
31. Samantha - October 23, 2007 4:46 PM
#25 - Rachel (#8) didn't say only "little boys with pimples would hit this" she said little boys will pimples droll over Kim's pictures. As to who DOES "hit this" - well it's pretty clear by now, isn't it? N-I-G-G-E-R-S
32. moobs - October 23, 2007 4:47 PM
Wow, a naked woman doing porno? Haven't seen that one before!
/really, who cares about this idiot cunt?
33. moobs - October 23, 2007 4:50 PM
@ 23. Fumus - October 23, 2007 4:32 PM
I love Kim, Kim, Kim....
Ass Implants?!?! No way, I still don't believe it. I watched the Ray Jay video...the first one I didn't see any marks...only a big black cock in her butt.
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Yeah, we know which part you were staring at *wink*
34. Jimbo - October 23, 2007 4:51 PM
@32 Moobs - I would mind seeing the video, but I would not spen any money on it.
35. euker - October 23, 2007 4:52 PM
This reminds me, I gotta take out my recycling tonight...
36. Kurt's Mom - October 23, 2007 5:10 PM
@25 "Kurt...Kurt...Dinner time 'hon turn off your computer. Then after dinner finish up your homework before karate class sweetie."
37. Wildrose - October 23, 2007 5:27 PM
Nice "Coldstone" logo predominately displayed on the three cakes! Jesus, I bet everyone's checking out her tits, but being a hetro-man-lovin' chick, that's the sort of thing I notice in these cheesey party-pics that pop up all over the Internet. Cheap sons-of-bitches couldn't even afford to BUY the FUCKING cakes--they went for a corporate sponser? CHEAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
38. Ricard0 - October 23, 2007 5:27 PM
Who is Kim Kardashian and do we even care?
39. Kloe is hotter - October 23, 2007 5:33 PM
Her younger sister Kloe is much better looking
40. Zippy1 - October 23, 2007 5:54 PM
Fake or not, I'd still do her twice a day and four times on Sunday.
41. Nick - October 23, 2007 5:54 PM
Can Dexter do something about this bitch? Please!!!!
42. dog collar addict - October 23, 2007 5:58 PM
what is this girl famous for?
43. TS - October 23, 2007 6:00 PM
Anyone who gets famous for absolutely nothing annoys the fuck out of me.
I hate this chick.
But I can no longer deny that she is smoking hot in these pics. I can't believe I just said that.
44. Feckless - October 23, 2007 6:04 PM
Hey Fish - you can get one made just like her at RealDolls for about $7000 with tax. The only problem is the RealDoll has a personality and you have to remember her birthday.
45. Lady - October 23, 2007 6:35 PM
@34: Here is a link, it is a preview but at least you see something lol :--)
http://www.zshare.net/video/3230724ba79690/
46. Armenian Grandmama - October 23, 2007 7:25 PM
Vhat eess Keem doing? Dressed like dressed like the village whore she is? Keem haf you forgotten your chores? Time to milk the goats and...Oh no the Turks are cahming! Keem make with the sexy time with the Turks so vee can run and hide in the mountains.
47. Ript1&0 - October 23, 2007 8:05 PM
Right the fuck ON! I take back what I said earlier about being jealous of Gisselle. I love monstrous jiggly asses, including mine!!! I was joking before, but I probably shouldn't leave myself open like that.
Anything to never hear about mayonaise covered french fries again. Gross, man. We don't do that barbaric shit here.
48. Vernita Green - October 23, 2007 9:14 PM
Every single one of you who has something disparaging to say about anyone based on their race and/or heritage should be ashamed of yourself. It is comments like the ones above that take this website from harmless poking fun at celebrities to bigoted, baseless slander.
Everyone here, let's take a step back and think for a minute before posting a prejudiced, ignorant comment: would we want our mother/child/favourite teacher/religious leader/neighbor or even a stranger to judge us solely on this comment?
I know the Internet is a nameless, faceless world, and that is why I'm sure many people make comments like these; however, think a minute about if people you knew you saw these words. Think of what your comments say about you as a person.
49. raggatt - October 23, 2007 9:39 PM
#13 - She's a hypocritical liar like a Christian, and she's a brainless, idiotic twat like whatever you are. Fuck off and die.
50. A - October 23, 2007 9:52 PM
I don't think I ever wanted to have a women sit on my face more than I want her too
51. T - October 23, 2007 9:57 PM
She is SO hot!
52. moobs - October 23, 2007 10:54 PM
48. Vernita Green says: Everyone here, let's take a step back and think for a minute before posting a prejudiced, ignorant comment: would we want our mother/child/favourite teacher/religious leader/neighbor or even a stranger to judge us solely on this comment?
I know the Internet is a nameless, faceless world, and that is why I'm sure many people make comments like these; however, think a minute about if people you knew you saw these words. Think of what your comments say about you as a person.
*******
You're Stupid, GTFO
53. Vernita Green - October 23, 2007 11:53 PM
52.
And I'm sure everyone here is very proud of you for using your words. Almost words. Letters. But, good effort.
54. Tavern Guy - October 24, 2007 1:44 AM
Two words:
Fat Pig.
Two more words:
With Herpes.
55. lponag - October 24, 2007 5:56 AM
Why? A friend on richmingle.com just told that you will. Strange.
56. RobGraves - October 24, 2007 6:17 AM
Jesus Christ, her first sex tape is like watching a video taped accountants seminar. How the fuck be that boring? I stopped it halfway through because I came to the conclusion that watching the paint in the background of the shot had more action. This useless bitch's hot factor just plummeted.
57. Peggy L - October 24, 2007 7:48 AM
Butt ugly all else probably phony as she is...All you meat hounds can have your way and then dispose of propery PLEASE...
58. MrSemprini - October 24, 2007 8:38 AM
Can we get some pictures of Kim sinking in quicksand? Or having some jello poured s l o w l y over her? If I get enough notice, I can have a small pool filled with buttered spaghetti noodles. That would be good. And slick. I would also like pictures of Kim sitting on pies. Whipped cream is optional, of course. If you can find some where she is being hit in the face with a pie, please show those, too. I really don't think its too much to ask. Some guy peed in her face so this should be a cakewalk, so to speak.
59. shosho - October 24, 2007 8:52 AM
I'D LOVE TO HAVE HER BODY!!!
60. SHOSHO - October 24, 2007 8:53 AM
THATS WHAT THE WORD SEXY MEANS..
61. Sheva - October 24, 2007 9:02 AM
Preview 45? Fat ass is munching on Big Black cock and being nailed in full lighting.
62. IKE - October 24, 2007 9:36 AM
GO KURT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good job, #25!
Women....stop hating! You hate on Brit, you hate on Kim, you hate on......
The list keeps going.
Just cuz Kim is hotter than YOU doesn't mean you need to down her every chance you get.
hehehehe
IKE out!
63. Radar - October 24, 2007 10:18 AM
Dude, that's not a superhuman ass.... that's called LARD.
Fetish for the fat girls, eh?
64. IKE - October 24, 2007 5:14 PM
KIM AT HOME:
http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Bubble_Butt.htm
hehehe
65. Anonymous - October 24, 2007 10:53 PM
Obviously... since no one has said it... I must...
THE CAKE IS A LIE!
66. blizzy - October 24, 2007 11:41 PM
@ #6 - You won't think Megan Fox is so hot when you find out she's being fucked by the K-Fed of the 90's, Bryan Austin Green. That's just gross.
Kim's porn tape was probably the most staged, rediculous, craptastically crappy piece of crapalicious crap i've ever seen...crap.
And Ray Jay should be ashamed...everyone knows you gotta fuck em reverse cowboy when being filmed in order to receive "stud" rankings.
67. blizzy - October 24, 2007 11:47 PM
@31 - Wow how did i miss that?
You're so e-brave slinging unecessary racist comments. I bet you're e-skinny and e-attractive too eh. Eat another cupcake fatty. But don't eat the chocolate...you might enjoy yourself.
If you can realize, this day in age, that we're all the same then you should move to a country where people won't treat you like a POS for your handed-down views of ignorance. Ask daddy why he hates black people. I bet your mom is still in ecstacy.
68. Kim's huge hole - October 25, 2007 1:20 AM
Funny how Kim's concerned about her 'classy' playboy pictures but has no problem being a nasty, foul, mud shark on film and selling it to a porn distributor for cash. Why not just be a professional whooer and be done with it. By the way, is this jerk off before me the biggest posturing jackass ever? maybe superficial is not for you, what do you think? (spell check too, jerkoff).
69. Brinkman - October 25, 2007 1:51 PM
Yes, Kim should stop the 2nd tape's release. Because the first one didn't make her famous for being famous like her twat of a "friend" Paris. Her dad's corpse is spinning in his grave. And his soul is spinning in Hell.
70. theredsnapper - October 26, 2007 1:37 PM
i bet she has to get waxed on a daily basis.. she seems like one of those extremely hairy people... gorilla-ish.. ew..
71. Emily Nelson - October 27, 2007 11:21 PM
Um, Mr. Superficial? I mostly always think you are amusing, and sometimes downright hilarious. Make that USED TO. Now, I kinda skim....because it's Britney and Lindsay and Kim and Heidi...yes, this IS the Superficial, I get it....
but is it always the Superficial OVERDONE remarks about your rock hard pecs and laser penis? That WAS funny. WAS. I kinds wish you would take another direction, with other hideous or gorgeous or idiotic "stars", or MAWS (Model/Actress/Whatever, y'know.)
It's like the same stuff over and over! And I'm not a guy, and I'm not old or ugly, H-honest! I just....appreciate the fact that you love boobs and butts, but hey, women who aren't gay read your stuff too. Give us that clever stuff you used to.
Please. And don't be angry, or I will be forced to use my gigantic perfect and supernatural boobs tosquirt acid out of them into your face...if I ever find you.
Which I won't. I'm just sayin.............
72. Emmyem - October 27, 2007 11:29 PM
Oh wow, I saw the racist comments about Kim. That's totally creepy that someone would write that, and I am totally serious. I mean, WHATEVER. Big Kim is pretty useless any way you shake it...or whatever it is you shake, but please. Writing that stuff, number 31? You're a bigger idiot than anyone Mr. Superficial has ever mocked. Just, go stick needles in your eyes. You'll like it, I promise. Really! Doofus Jerk.
73. ebeth - November 4, 2007 10:26 AM
She is hot and all...but she is nothing more than a stupid slut - a glorified prostitute. our culture is so gross. First Paris, now this whore. At least this one has a hot body...
74. crushed-x-beauty - November 4, 2007 10:29 AM
Her eyebrows scare me.
75. orq - November 6, 2007 11:29 AM
http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/10/1022_kim_kardashian_birthday_02.jpg
Has anyone else noticed the scar under left breast.
76. Jose Chacon - November 6, 2007 11:53 AM
dam u r the hottest gurl i have ever seen