Oct 11 2007Kim Kardashian premieres her bionic rack

smells like fat dirty rodent

i've nerve been first - i feel... naughty

Gi-normous.

So who's the guy standing next to her wearing the Bruce Jenner mask?

Damn, two in one day! I have no life..

It'll do.

Meh

fat ass fat ankles
puke

@2

I would recheck that if I was you.

what is that sick ugly thing standing nest to her sticking it's ass out?

IMPLANTS :-(

Is this her whole family or something? She has a huge ass.

Whose the dude in a dress in photo #2?

Whos that whore?

Hideous dress, shoes, group pic. Cankles, ugh.

dont be stupid.
massive ass on the back.
huge rack on the front.
can you see? balance.
its all math you know. pfft.

The white skirt chick has HUGE thighs! They even stick out further than her stomach xP

Cant Wait. Playboy next month. Her Daddy would be proud

hshsh Bruce jenner
wow look at mom's new face lift to look like Lizaminnelli
the tranny is her playmate

Bruce looks scary.

Who is the chick in the black dress?!?

LOOKS like a cheapOldWHORE
and for shame... those delicate shoes are too small for her giantis iranian hoofs

I believe the thing that needs to be "caged" is Jonathon Anton's sister-- the founder of Pussycat Dolls club and musical group.

Who's the hot lil brunette Shakira looking ho in the picture in the black dress. Woawweewa...She's hotter than KK. Can I get her number.

her wieght must be hitting 200lbs
red fat hookers should not wear little lady shoes

Her Tits are bigger than my head...... and that's big!!!!!!

#2, you should feel like a fuckin loser, is what you should feel like

#18, dude, just d/l her shitty porn movie. On her back, legs in the air, just as it should be.

You can tell the step sister also went to the same plastic surgeon for buttock enhancement

the tranny is pussycatdolls founder...and fyi her nemesis is the guy who pimps 'girls gone wild '
i hate kk a red piece of diryt shit

overrated.

the girl to the far left is way prettier.

the ugly oldie is the chick who founded the pussycat dolls. apparently in the jurassic period.

Kim you are a dog
you should be fucked like a bitch
over and over again until your silicone bursts and eats all your makeup of your fake ass face to go with your fake ass fame

I wonder how long it takes this bitch to make herself look like that. I'll bet during hot sweaty sex, she'd resemble that melting man in Raiders of the Lost Arc.

Wow I love the way she does her makeup. Does she use a trowel or a paint roller, maybe both. That fuzy katie holmes hairline she has at the top of her forhead is BEGGING to be covered by side swept bangs.

I don't know if her tatas are real but her nose is not, it's a total David Schwimmer nose Basically it was a beak so they narrowed it and made it perfectly straight problem is proportin wise it is still big and and really really long. Compare her nose to a natural one like Nicole Kidman. I hate nose jobs(you should see the original Schwimmer nose I've seen many jobs and they look fucking ridiculous and so obvious if you know what the signs are (indcredibly straight and narrow yet really still big and very LOOOOOONG). Plastic surgery is for pathetic loosers with more money than brains.

Anyway this bitch looks like her farts would be nuclear and she clearly needs daily waxing NO CHANCE she doesn't have a major mustach. She obviously stupider than fuck and might I remind that her myspace used to list her profession as Princess (maybe now it says whore; that would be more accurate)

Um, the dude?
BRUCE JENNER.
Check the link, scroll ass down.

She looks so FAKE HAPPY
fake smelly cow tetes

HOLY TOLEDO!

how does she wipe herself
or wax that big fatt iranian princess ass

She may be plastic, but she's MY KIND of plastic. Like a dark skinned version of Pamela Anderson.

one day all of calif will look like them
in different colors

She's a whore and her stepfather is a girl.

I'll take tits for a $1000 Alex!!!

Thank god this is not another Britney post

tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.......ding. OK time to go home. Byeeeeeee!

22 lesbian lady

I was gonna correct your spelling but was laughing so hard I decided not to. I LOVE the hooves comment. Price-fucking-less.

i hate red lipstick except for on gwen stefani

I'm wih #35 about the makeup. She always looks like she has a 1/2"layer of it pasted on her face. I wonder what she looks like with a clean, washed face.

Does she even have normal skin under there? She could be covered with leprosy scars under all that warpaint and we'd never know it.

I dunno wtf some of you guys are talking about, shes hot. I love her body, the ass and the tits. I would totally fuck her.

#48 - people that say she is ugly are : skinny ugly females, gay men, jealous females, ( aka MOST of the people that comment on these websites)

don't worry she is hot sexy voluptious mysterious exotic gorgeous etc....

I would like to cum in K.K.'s ass. You posters must either be faggots or jealous fat, pig, cow, women. That girl has some luscious curves. But I bet you morons would rather have a stick figure. I'd rather slap that fat ass and cum on some huge tits.

How can you have a reality show if you aren't real?

#36, thanks for the link. For some reason, I remembered Bruce Jenner being attractive in his younger/Olympic days before he turned into this freak. But I was wrong. He always looked like this freak.

Oh, and

FREE KATIE HOLMES!

What a pathetic piece of plastic trash. Can you imagine how she'll look at 40? Wrinkled, furry and fat.

Those jowls need to go.

hmmm.

fake eyelashes

fake boobs

fake butt

fake hair

kim's transformation into a walking blowup doll is just about complete...

Its Robin Anton...the founder of the Pussycat Doll's...and she's definately not looking her best....

HAHAHAHA WHAT THE F*CK is Bruce my-face-is-botoxed Jenner doing there? is he lost or something? LOLOL

She disgusts me.

Her Step Dad .. Jenner .. I've always thought that "guy" was packing some pussy himself.

Kim .. well she's a filthy dark meat loving whore ~ enough said.

Speaking of trannies, it looks like TT hasn't been around today ...

It's unsafe to ride a chick like that without both front and rear bumpers.

Monica Lewinksy is looking pretty good! Why'd they stick her way over next to Jenner?

holy shit! that bitch is freakin tiny! look how small her and her friend in the black dress are compared to everyone else in the group shot.

She's half Armenian not Iranian FYI if anyone gives a shit.

small hands... smells like cabbage!

More of her to soak with urine. I mean, love.

Good God, is that wrestler "chick" Chyna in that picture??? KK is fucking nasty. People ONLY know who she is b/c she leaked her own sex video, and was a cling-on to Paris Hilton. Both acts deserve death by stoning.

That thing is Jonathin Antin's sister...you know the guy from Bravo's "Blow Out" and like someone mentioned before she founded the Pussycat Dolls...funny how someone so un-sexy can make a career out of sexy?!?

Eh whatever, I still think shes hot. The only problem is that shes part Armenian. Armenians are garbage, except for this one.

I would love to grudge/anger fuck that sexy voluptuous beast, and I love her kyootee voice, nice pussy, and big ass in that video of hers yo.

The thing that bothers me most is how fake she is. And that she got a dumbass show to follow her “life”. Jackoff muthafuckas will still watch that shit though.

Holy caterpillars. Sweet eyebrows on this chick. Another famous for no reason disaster. Does she think she is going to parlayt this into some sort of acting career?

Is that Chyna?

The chick in black in pic 1 is a million times hotter!!!

Nice to see racism, sexism and general ignorance is still going strong.

I have no problem ripping on celebrities but some of you really need a clue. #35 is who this post is in honor of.

I'm not a feminist but when people are so blatent about their bigotry I just have to say something..

The "fuzy hairline" is common in people of certain races/from certain countries.
Just because you're not used to seeing it doesn't mean it's abnormal, it means you're stupid.
Then you go on to talk about her assumed extreme hairiness. Women from certain races are generally hairier or have darker hair which makes it more obvious. Get over it.
Why are you commenting if you can't even see it or know if it exists?

LMAO nicole kidman DOES NOT have a natural nose! That is the funniest thing i've read in a while and just shows how deluded you are.
If Kim is "clearly stupider than fuck" then you are ...well actually I don't know how to top that one. Lets just say you are REALLY stupid. 10x than Kim.

Did anyone else notice how horrible her fake eyelashes are? The lashes on our right (her left) are a LOT shorter than the ones on her other eye. I wouldn't suggest that she use the makeup artist again -- she's going to have to use paint thinner to wash her face.

LMAO @ comment Nicole Kidman's nose is natural.

NO. HOLLYWOOD. ACTRESS. TODAY. HAS. A. NATURAL. NOSE.

Check Jessica Biel. Natalie Portman. Nicole Kidman. Scarlett Johansson. Catherine Zeta-Jones.

FAKE beauty.

Any Plain Jane can look stunning with a nose job.

But it takes MUCH MORE to be an Ava Gardner. Learn, bitches.

I don't know why... but I feel the need to correct several people who called her hoss-ass Iranian. The cow is not Persian, she's Armenian. Just, you know... for the record. We can't blame Iran for the monstrosity that is KK.

Yeah Nicole Kidman has the fakest nose going.

Salma Hayek, Keira Knightley, Many Moore, Katie Holmes, Winona Ryder, Lisa Kudrow, Jennifer Aniston, Halle Berry, Angelina Jolie, have all also had nose jobs.

Kim K is THE MOST beautiful woman in the world, in my opinion. Long live giant asses!!!

#63 and #76, thank you for pointing out that KK is Armenian, and not Iranian or whatever else...you would think that certain posters would be ashamed of the fact that they can't tell one Eastern country from another. If any of you ignorant shitheels care to Wiki Armenia, you will see it has about as much in common with Iran as Michael Vick does with the ASPCA.

@79 "Wiki Armenia, you will see it has about as much in common with Iran as Michael Vick does with the ASPCA."
Thanks for the first laugh of the day!

Missystar- get over it.
Iranian and Armanian sound the same and it's easy to see how people could mix them up that way.

It has nothing to do with maps. Plus, it's mostly due to people repeating what they heard someone else say she was.
People aren't telling the difference between two "Eastern countries".
Is the above picture a fucking MAP OF ARMENIA? NO. Then forgive them for getting it wrong.

Also, I have nothing against them but the sooner you realise no one gives a shit about those "eastern countries" and telling them apart, the easier your life will be.

She has fake boobs, you could see the rings there and everything.
What's so great about her?

Ok I just have to say again... my god, she's so gorgeous!! The dark hair, the curves... she is a real and exotic beautiful woman. She's like a goddess, I wished I looked like her. I look like a fucking dork. I'm going to build her a shrine, I think...

she's glamorously slutty. i love it.

If you want to write a comment for the Superficial, just use these guidelines:

______ is soooooooooo fat! Just look at her stomach/thighs/waist/arms/legs/hands/neck/big toes!
STFU! ______ is way too skinny!
______ has had waaaaaaaaaaaaay too much plastic surgery!
______ needs plastic surgery!

I know it's called "The Superficial" for a reason. But, seriously, this site has the most insipid comments I've ever read.

Kerry, you ignorant slut! I don't have issue with anyone not caring about the (often profound) differences between two discrete nations. That's the American way! My central point is this: Why are you so quick to defend those who are so bizarrely moronic as to believe there is no real variance among non-Caucasians?

lol
Why am I even bothering to reply to someone who randomly calls another person a slut?
How could that have POSSIBLY been your central point to me when I hadn't even posted yet?!!

Who said there is no real variance among non-Caucasians? Certainly not me.
If you want to call us all racist or xenophibic then why don't you just come right out and say it? There is no reason do it, it would totally make no sense, but you just called me a slut for no reason and people like to use the race card
and throw out the word 'ignorant' even when the person is not ignorant to the situation at allt all, but hey, it sounds good right? But most importantly it makes you feel better!
It's in keeping with your general way of communicating.
Do yourself a favor, calm down and read my post again. If you want to bitch about racism there are plenty of actual racist posts going about. Try Perez Hilton.com you will have a ball bitching at all the blatant racists on there.

I am not sticking up for anyone, I made a point. I was explaining something to you. If you can't handle the truth that's too bad. Like I said, just accept the facts and there will be less stress.

I don't know what sort of "variances" you're talking about... whether you mean looks or what..
But can you tell the difference between a Canadian and an American by their looks? Can an Armenian? No, so why should people from America be expected to know the difference between how an Iranian and an Armenian look?

By the way, don't bother attempting to 'answer' questions. I'm not interested in hearing your cop outs and dodging the answer only to randomly insult me again. I just wanted to clear some stuff up, lest anyone be fooled by your calling me ignorant..

I think she looks good but she's trying a bit too hard.
Calm down on the makeup, that red lipstick!

What exactly is an Eastern country? I am British does that make me Eastern because I'm east of the US?
I presume China is Eastern so does that mean they can be lumped together with Armenians?

Who cares if some parts are fake..she looks feminine, voluptuous and sexy.

The obvious answer is that the ass in back and rack in front balance eachother enough to keep her somewhat upright for as long as she needs to be.

The real question is:
How do we get her and Jessica Simpson to mack on each other?
Oh, I do believe Christy Canyon has some Armenian in her..let the puns begin.

Kim makes me happy.

Kim could cut a big wet bare ass fart right on my face and I would galdly sniff it before giving her the rim job of a lifetime.

I wanna see those under aged pictures of her and her sister, superfical make it happen!!! I know you have magical powers of stealing pictures from other website and persons!! GIVE IT TO ME!! GARARARRA

whatever the fuck her Heritage
#22 HAHAHAHexactly!
#54HeHeheh plasticWalking blowup doll!
I Love this site!

she looks soooooooooo old now'

fuck why do these chicks fall for this pam anderson shit she is looking like a trashy Smellycow
has she see pam anderson lately

i willl pray for her , brittny, paris and lohan
cuz cnn told me i should

you just know that dumb iranian whore is covered with sand chiggers.

its not about being jealous. if she were naturally like that, or talented id think she was worthy. she's only in the media because of paris and her hollywood makeover. why do people think they have to look perfect in order to get the MEDIA'S attention or a MAN'S attention!! thats when the talent and personality should kick in. uckfe the hype!

this is how she puts on her makeup ... CHCK-CHCK...

http://blog.thisnext.com/blog/cosmetic-quickies.html

o dirty ...

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Ahhhhhhhhhhh. Kim Kardashian!

The penis has awaken.

I send out a picture of Kim K wearing pink underwear to my male colleagues at work. Where her enormous ass is clearly visible and barely covered. I was expecting some "wows" and a lot of thank you.
It did not happen. One screamed "YECHH, SHE IS SO VULGAR", the other sent me a picture of a clean nice girl with a note saying "I prefer her".
- Sigh- .

"DISAPPOINTED" (103)
I'LL TAKE THE PICTURE!

Why is Bruce Jenner even photographed? Did Wheaties decide to search for retro-athletes for the latest box?

Kim, or are you really Christina Aguilera? Strikingly similiar bodies(minus the GIANT ASS)

she looks like a tranny

Any dude that says Kim Kardashian is nasty, or that they wouldn't fuck her given the chance, is a flat-out homo (not that there's anything wrong with that...) Yeah, her ass is big, but it's nice and round, with no cellulite. It's beautiful. Then again, too many men these days have been brainwashed into thinking chicks with asses like 12 year-old boys is the ideal...

As vertically challenged as she is it's no wonder that her boobs looks that fat.

Everything about Ms. Kardashian is too much, except her talent

Nice cankles

KA-BOOM.
What's with the thighs of the gal on the left? They would hurt.

Who's the botox experiment that's in pic #2. She looks like she's about 50!

thers some fuck up people that post on here.....like petophllies and rapists and shit like that.......maybe I should quit cause I dont want to be lumped in that category since most people on here like to lump people together and shit.

#104 IKE, since the site where I got the photo has disappeared, I sent the picture to tips@thesuperficial.com
I have no personal WEB site at the moment so I cannot post it
She had a really weird ass

Kim, you simply use too much of make-up. You still know the famous line of words: LESS IS MORE. Well, you're using the opposite of words: MORE IS LESS!! YAK, YAK, YAK!!

200lb, cankles, jowls? Do you realise the shit some of you people talk.

I mean if you think she's fat and ugly, then god only knows what some of you must see when you look in the mirror.

Seriously, get into therapy before it's too late.

And to the rest of you who just like being c*nts for no reason, you know this girl gets fucked by HOT men every which way she turns and you'd all pee your pants if you met her in person.

And funny how no-one is ripping into the guys in the top pic......typical of jealous, insecure girls and bitter, twisted guys to only single out the women. You are not fooling anyone.

It seems like every time i see a new photo of her, she looks like she added more weight to her bust. Does show own a 24 hour plastic surgent?.

I'm trying to figure out what she does and why she's so popular. I see her on this site all the time with her ass visible from the international space station, but I never knew who the hell she is.

And what the fuck is Carla talking about? (re:117)

And Kerry? (re: 87) Is that John Kerry? OMG way to botch an election bro. You teh suck.

And SuzyC I agree with you. As long as you mean to ask is she owns a 24 hr. plastic surgeon.

The tranny is Robin Antin, founder of the Pussycat Dolls, and sibling of Jonathon Antin, that "non-gay" hairstylist from Blow-Out. Equally unimportant.

God i love this forum, it's always so funny how everyone in here pretend they would'nt hit Kim, when they probably single and masturbating thinking of her every night, ain't that about a bitch.

girl in the black sequined dress for me please!!!

she is hot and beautiful, but somebody tell me that she usually goes to adating site called sugarcupid.com, is she lonely, or she goes there to find her friends?