Oct 18 2007Kim Kardashian does stuff, who knows

I'm sorry, but I would bang her like a Salvation Army drum.....

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Does she have a job? A real job?

titts titts is all i see...

I love the outfit and everything else.

actually a shame for the german t-com, a company which has fired thousands and thousands of people this year, to do whatever-ist it a kind of advertisement?! with that piece of plastic, who never worked in her life and whose only attributes titts&ass are... puke.

love her make-up and her nose job, but: "money cant buy you love"

I'd give her the Flying Dutchman

Actually, I think it would be fair for Vivid to pretty much take all the credit for Kim´s success. However else would we have ever have noticed this amazing meat puppet?

whatever #5. i think her face is also a winning attribute of hers. beautiful, sexy, and exotic. GORGEOUS!
and whoever challenges this, you can whine until your face is blue... you won't change my mind that she is one of the most beautiful women i have ever seen.

Legit reasons to post KK pics are:
1) they're all or mostly all butt shots;
2) someone is urinating on her.

That's it. This collection has only one dark fuzzy butt shot, which I suppose also describes what her butt would look like naked. The rest are face-front. I don't care that she has an attached head, much less a face. Sew her newly implanted tits to her back, then you've got a story.

#9 we wouldn't care if you died right now. imagine how little we care about changing your mind.

She is trying to move in on Paris Hilton's turf of getting paid to do nothing, and because they no talent. Both used sex tapes to get fame. Both have no self esteem. Both are ridiculous.

The real question: When are her Playboy pictures coming out?

Then again, we might not hear from the Fish for a solid week after he gets his copy.

She's ruined, ever since the sex movie with a colored guy.

#11 i couldn't have said it better.

Sorry, TT, but I have to disagree: her outfit is fugly. But she's pretty. A skank, but pretty. Her hair looks awesome. Not sure why she has a TV show, it's obvious that the only reason her mouth should ever be open is to put a dick in it. Some chicks are better seen than heard.

Seacrest out (of the closet)...

She's super ugly. Nasty bitch with a slutty ass family.

Please tell me why she's newsworthy? Anyone? Anyone?

other than the ugly part #17 i agree with you, but you say that like it's a bad thing...

HEY! For all you perverts, big sister Kim Kardashian looks on proudly as 10 year old train-wreck-in-the-making lil' sis works the pole....

http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_212109808.shtml

what a whore. and one in the making.

ouch #11,
but
I wouldn't care if you died either, maybe i would welcome your death.
and what is with this " we " like you are friends or in a group with people that post comments on this website that you have never met.
you must be really ugly and lonely
how the fuck is she ugly #17?
what planet are you from, I can't imagine it.
Have you ever looked at people on the subway, on the street, around, etc??
they are all uglier than this, and fatter many of them, if you go buy any rules of facial symmetry or female attractiveness ( smooth skin, straight teeth, full lips, long eyelashes, hourglass shape etc )
what planet are you from really?
she is prettier in the face than nearly all celebrities IMO.
your prob a jealous anorexic who lives in a clinic.

Damn Veggi.........................

veggi - "all you perverts"? admit it, you were flicking the bean when you watched that clip

*by

#21.... bump

Who the hell is this person & why are we looking at her? Sick of these talentless bitches (Paris, Nicole, etc anyone) whose parents buy them all the plastic surgery they want & now we're stuck looking at them. Check out Paris Hilton pre-surgery on awfulplasticsurgery.com. See what she really looks like.

To the teen commenter in #9 & #21:

"whoever challenges this"
"you must be really ugly and lonely"
"your prob a jealous anorexic"

I'm sure there's something good to watch on Nickelodeon right now.

#17, maybe you like plain janes like Jennifer Aniston... who resembles peppermint patty from charlie brown.
i like more glamouress beautiful girls myself, like Kim.

I FIGURED OUT WHY SHE'S FAMOUS!!!!!!

Robert Kardashian
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Robert KardashianRobert Kardashian (February 22, 1944 – September 30, 2003) was an Armenian-American defense lawyer in the trial of O.J. Simpson. In the days following the murder, O.J. Simpson stayed in Kardashian's house. Kardashian was the man seen carrying Simpson's garment bag the day Simpson flew back from Chicago. Prosecutors speculated the bag may have contained Simpson's bloody clothes and or the murder weapon.

When O.J. Simpson failed to turn himself in at 11 a.m. on June 17, 1994, Kardashian, a friend of Simpson, then read a letter by Simpson to the collected media. In the letter Simpson said, "First everyone understand I had nothing to do with Nicole's murder.... Don't feel sorry for me. I've had a great life." To many this sounded like a suicide note and the reporters then actively joined the search for Simpson.

Kardashian and Simpson first met while playing tennis in the early 1970s and had become close friends. When Simpson was charged with murder, it had been 20 years since Kardashian was last in a courtroom. Kardashian was a graduate of University of San Diego Law School, and his license to practice law had expired three years before. He reactivated his license to aid in Simpson's defense, as a volunteer on his legal team. Kardashian sat by Simpson throughout the trial.

Cocaine dealer William Wasz claimed that he sold cocaine to Kardashian, O.J. Simpson and Nicole Simpson, but that Kardashian gave the drugs to clients and didn't use the drugs himself. Wasz also said that Kardashian and Simpson were involved in money laundering, prostitution, pornography, sports betting, and point shaving. In January 1994, Kardashian hired Wasz to follow Nicole Simpson and take pictures of other men she might be with, to prove her unfaithfulness to O.J. Simpson, said Wasz.

Some time after the trial, Kardashian expressed doubts about O.J. Simpson's innocence in a way that led to a California bar investigation.[1] Although this strained his relationship with O.J. Simpson at the time, by the time of his death they had "put it aside" and after his death, Simpson said "Bob was there when I needed him most."[2]

Kardashian died of esophageal cancer on September 30, 2003.

27 - why don't you go watch friends

number 27. I feel that commenter #21 made valid and intelligent points. telling somone that you have no control over to go watch tv is silly and childish IMO. This is a website were people look at a picture and say someone is ugly, or they are not. just because you disagree with someone doesn't mean that they are young. most teens are in school right now and prob don't have access to this website.

That's the Kim I love, now we're talking again BABE!!

Candy you sound very "glamouress" yourself

whats wrong with friends candy?

What does Robert Kardashian have to do with this dumb bitch?

I am not sure why, But although this chick is kind of pretty, I can't stand her. Probably for the same reason I hate Paris Hilton, and every other person who is famous for doing absolutely nothing. They should get mowed down like in the movie Red Dawn. OK that might be a tad drastic...

DAMN #21. you are good.
#27 just didn't have a proper reBUTTle.
kim is dum but hot.

#27, you didn't quote the good parts of #21. you are prob #11 also aren't you?

People - intelligent people, at least - are always asking why there are so many idiotic reality TV shows, like the one UrineGirl here has. The answer? Mouthbreathers like "Candy" and "DUDE" own TVs and watch them all the time.

Kim K. is the BOMB!!!!

/i'd hit that for days

i'd rather watch reality TV than support low life actors.
and there are some really shitty shows that are scripted.
Gossip Girl anyone?
i love new york 2 is hilarious... i recommend it to any anthropology or psych majors.

DUDE! I just used your "reBUTTle" line and the whole class like totally cracked up! I'll post again in a few from the principle's office.

sorry about the friends comment TV Guide. I could never dumb myself down enough to watch it. Seinfeld was a good show though.

kim kardashian is very ugly. anyone who disagrees is young and breathes through their mouth.

She's got a good look for a high-priced escort specializing in black clientele. That's pretty much what she is, so I'd say she's making some pretty good choices in how to present herself - subtlety is her enemy with that category of customers.

I love diseases and urine. I love Kim. Stop trying to change my mind. Please fight with me. I'm very lonely.

i am WAY prettier. anyone that prefers her to me doesn't have a brain.
i watched six feet under.

ok, I'm taking a dump on my company's dime, browsing theSF on my iPhone and see KK. I,m gettn wood looking at her and I don't want my snorkle going in the lake!!! She's hot enough to get bloodflow during poopsie time, and that says volumes.

with a name like Candy, you know shes not lonely.

Where are here damn knees?

-must be read in monotone-

Yo whatup dis is Kim on muh new tmoBILE Syki yo- gotta get me sum new black man numbas yo so me can swallaa sum new bla dik-cock just like me be liken dat shit. ..black brudder be pissen on me n shit.

clearly, lost my mind,
ssdd

but i like

"Symmetry" as in 2 boobs.

facial means face

facial symmetry.

like opposite of hatchett face from crybaby
or ashley tisdale

I have curves. Big, wide curves. Lots of them. Don't worry, I'll tell you which curve is my tits. Where are you going?

Why do they all leave? I have a great personality.

We luvz r Kim!!!

SHE MUST BE ABOUT 4'10" BECAUSE SHE LOOKS FAAAAT!

That is one good lookin' young woman. Hopefully the worst she'll do is that tacky porn tape, and she'll rise to something better than Paris/Lindsay/Brit et al.

She's the urinal for a thick-lipped gold-teefed low-IQ tarbaby. Doesn't matter what she looks like.

She has the most beautiful lips I've ever seen; even though she is a talentless skank :p

LMAO #58. She is indeed a urinal. And prolly eats poo.

26 mary

Sorry. I love to agree with your comments about the whores, but you're post of paris pre surgery is 1) old hat, 2) incorrect. She hasn't had anything done (I mean look at her beak); she's merely changed her eye and hair color.

Sorry, but you gotta be quicker than that.

it's too bad she has bad taste in men and clothes. i think she is beautiful

Thanks for the post Geoff.

Does anyone else find it karmic irony that her scumbag dad lied his ass off for OJ Simpson and then died of throat cancer, the very cave from whence came all of his lies?

I watched her show for the first and last time last night. Her mom is a self-important whore. Kim is a freaking idiot. She gets invited on Tyra due to her notoriety for doing the sex tape, then gets annoyed that Tyra asked about the sex tape. On this episode, her 10 year old sister shows herself to be an expert on the stripper pole and at making martinis. So creepy. Her mom talks about how special a guy has to be to date her daughters and hang with their family - she thinks they're royalty or something. The parents and most of the daughters have had way too much plastic surgery. Her first husband was the repugnant OJ Simpson defender and now she's married to Bruce Jenner, who's had so much plastic surgery he looks like a woman now.

GOD, another karma reference and an incorrect use of irony. (rolls eyes and reaches for razor blade to kill self)

no steve, I don't

christ, doesn't anyone own a dictionary anymore?

Nice body, in a cartoonish way (indoor private fucking: hell yeah! seen with her in public: hell no). But 2 deal breakers on the body: thick black Armenian hairs growing out of it, and thick black American males peeing into it.

I'd violate her like a goddamned fire code. That's it. Yeah, she's dumb, talentless, fake, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. But she's built to spill. She has changed her good looks into hyper-good looks. She's built herself to be extremely fuckable. Appreciate her fuckability. You don't rail on porn stars for not being Rhodes scholars'. Why? Because they fuck for a living. You don't watch a Vince Vaughan movie so you can see why he'll be nominated for an Oscar. You watch it to laugh. Watch Kim Kardashian. Get a hard-on or a wet pussy. The job is done. And anyone who says that she's ugly is a jealous bitch. If you weren't, you'd say whatever. And any guy who says he wouldn't join her if she hit on him in a bar is a fucking liar. Or a homosexual. Which is cool.

She is unbelievably gorgeous. I would pay her to just let me smell her.

She is an attractive lady and her big butt and boobs work for her. I am petite and have a small shapely butt with 34c boobs. I would not want to trade bodies with her because fit women with big boobs get more attention ha!

#64 I could not take one second of the show!

hey #27
my youthful vision allows me to see better than you.
this girl is like a raven-haired jessica rabbit.
in my book that is hot.

34c isn't that big, and im pretty sure kim kardashian has no trouble getting attention

34C isn't that big. That's a wonderful size. Any bigger and I wouldn't know whether to make love to a woman or kick the tire. Jesus, there is no pleasing you people.

i assure you, eventhough you can't see me
i have the perfect body, i have barbie legs, perfect shaped butt, and perky full boobies. and like im glad i don't look like her. cause im pretty sure boyz like me better than her. hehehehe:-)

that was a mockery of #70

Go back to kazakstan or wherever the fuck your from skank. I bet this ho needs full body hair removal on a daily basis, if she wasn't rich shed have a stash for sure.

Dontcha know #75, all of us commenters here are perfect human specimens. Now come on everyone, group fuck!

it is a good size, but im sure kim is atleast that big ( see other photos ) so the comment about being happy to not look like kim becuase she (#70) has bigger boobs didn't really make sense.
and 70, this isn't the personals... and you prob don't look as good as you think... but then again i don't know. you should post pictures that prove you are much more gorgeous and attention getting than kim kardashian.

see #77, i don't care because i can look at her right now and in her video and see that her body is not coated in hair. i think exotic beauties like her are hotter than boring plain blondes.

Yes, don't know what she does. However, she is one of the most beautiful women i've ver seen. Her body is perfect! Here eyes, skin, hair and shape - pure perfection!

So she had a backbrace fitted into her dress to support her large mammory glands....good thinking!

HER DAD DIED?? TOTAL KARMIC IRONY HES A DRUG DEALER AND KARMA IS A BITCH

Is she wearing a back brace?

TRUE: I am looking forward to seeing those gorgeous titties in full bloom in the upcoming PLAYBOY.

FALSE: I am looking forward to the early Eighties- (and not in a good way Eighties-) style photography that Hefner insists on keeping around that will likely be handling this assignment.

It's like the same fucking old photographers from over 20 years ago. Ugh.

I'd spend a month in the sack with KK as long as she took a shower and smelled good, however, I bet she's a “softy”. Softy meaning she is NOT in shape and is NOT firm and when you press on her skin it is mushy. There is good soft and bad soft and no doubt lazy-ass never-had-to-lift-a-finger KK is BAD soft.I bet Petite & Fit's body rocks the house, and 34C on a rockin' little petite body is a GREAT size and proportion. LOVE IT.

I am so sick of her stupid face, big FAT (not curvy) butt and disgusting furry eyebrows.

It's like watching Cher before the surgeries. Someone make the visual noise go away!

to #68, whatever.

http://josephbosco.com/2005/03/bill-wasz-is-dead.html
http://www.wagnerandson.com/oj/rocky.htm

#24, nice to know you're bi. Have you met Texas Tranny yet?

there's no reason to be jealous. looks arent everything. but to some people i guess they are. hollywood is and has always been a circus.

Well who didn't know that?! (Geoff of course...) OK, you're ready to enter 4th grade now, dodo.

Remember, the other kids are a lot smaller than you, so take it easy on them at recess. Please, go back to your corner and put your dunce cap on again; who told you you could take it off? Put it back on, stupid!

She's beautiful the outfit is revolting.

disgusting eyebrows? i feel like disgusting is a weird way to describe eyebrows. hers look drawn on
and i thought cher was lanky and thin lipped before surgery.

the truth is, i'd rather have her do a strip tease while i jerked off. yes, she's well proportioned in a sex-doll way. but she's a moron and has lived a disgusting life, so i don't want to hear or touch her. gyrate for me, ya skanky bitch, then take a faceful. that's what you're for. i'll let all the juvies here pretend you're their, like, totally awesome girlfriend and everything.

Did she have surgery? That looks like the post-operative corset I had to wear after getting my appendix removed ...

@70 - get over yourself petal.

god she's so hott! i'm a girl, and i agree that she's a talentless hoe, but i think she's fuckin gorgeous and has the sexiest body EVER!

To everybody saying she's "sexy" - have you seen her sex tape? She's a dud in bed. When will guys realize that the dull dumb ones are never the best lays? The most pleasurable moment is when they're undressing, if they've got a hot body. After that...let's just say you're better off with a less attractive girl who's a total fiend in bed. At least on that tape, Kim was so inert that even the actual dead fish floating in her aquarium were saying "fucking do something, bitch!"

Catherine Zeta Jones is much more beautiful and much classier.

I do agree that she looks beautiful here. But almost ANYBODY can look like this, with proper makeup, hair, outfit, lighting, etc. I don't watch her show, I've never met her, I don't know much about her at all...But I also don't hear anything venerable that she's done.

This whole thing about the sex tape...Men, would you truly like to fuck a woman who lacks so much class, elegance, and dignity as to expose to the public her intimacy in the bedroom? Is that the only thing that made her famous?

Also, looks really AREN'T everything. So to all of the posters claiming that people who disagree on Kim's beauty are jealous...guess what, we're probably not. I'd never trade my looks and intelligence for hers.

I can see the fat person trying to get out.
I give her 10 years before she looks like Monica Lewinski's chunky sister.

#68 POST OF THE DAY!!!

/word

#86 BringIt

Thank you. I do weights twice a week to stay toned, but not to bulk up. And I have a high sex drive too. And my 34C boobs are real and perky.

#74 Thank you. You know your body types!

#79 I never said I have bigger boobs than KK; but my boobs do look nice on my petite body (thanks again #86.)

#98 I enjoyed looking at myself in the mirror yesterday as I pleasured myself.

You're very welcome P&F. Would love to see your perfectly described self!!

LMAO @ all the people saying "beautiful!" "gorgeous!" "sexy" - sure, she's ideal. If you plan to pay for, or get paid for, sex. Quite a low-rent crowd in this house.

Yay, Squirrel! Promise me you'll post often, you are the shit, son!

What a nasty cow.

Who the fuck cares.............

#70 obviously doesn't know that being petite with natural 32DD's gets you a hell of a lot more attention than C's. Kim Kardashian has NOTHING to worry about with getting attention. And neither do i. Plus, i think it's kinda sad to brag about C's. I mean... they're just C's.

this girls show is crazy. I would recommend it to everyone!

You can park a bus in that gaping hole she calls her vagina. Why is this mud shark newsworthy? She's a professional sperm receptacle. Dad must be rolling in his grave.

Kim K is way better looking than Paris and Lindsay and Britney so ppl. who bitch about why she is featured needs to suck a fat one. Now, a side by side between her and Jennifer Lopez to see who has the best ASS, now THAT would be interesting! :)

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She makes me sick.

God i love how everyone on here talkshit about her, and y'all probably dating 200 pounder linebacker from the 49ers.

I would hit it in a heartbeat call me nasty all you want, to me she's a bombshell.

I can't blame RAY J for:
a.) Video taping sex with her
AND
b.) Sharing it with the world

If it were me, I would want the WHOLE WORLD to know that I HIT IT, too. To top it off, he GOT PAID to show this video!!!

I would have buses in large cities wrapped with scenes from the video.

#112-Sarah

Relax Sarah; there are plenty of men to enjoy us beautiful petite Hispanic women with 34 C cups or bigger. There's no need to be catty. ha!

@112/Sarah

I find it very amusing knowing that 70 percent of Americans are over weight and people on this site are being so critical. And women are the most critical with other women. There are good old boy networks, but women are too jealous, catty, and self loathing to be able to have a good old girl network. Wake up females and start supporting each other.

Umm...ok and WHAT exactly does the bitch do? Cuz I'd like to know....

her face is so pretty

WHO CARE...shes a wannabe paris hilton...soooooo sad. get a life other than being a ho

I used to think that I couldn't be more sick of a celebrity than I am of Jessica Simpson. I was wrong. At least Jessica has made a couple of albums and movies, albeit bad ones.

Kim is a fucking nobody. Oh wait, she did make one movie, and apparently she sucks a mean cock, so that explains a lot.

@121 - Don't pay so much attention to statistics...they exist to support arguments one way or the other, making them easily manipulated.

Some doctors think the ideal weight calculation is extremely inefficient - especially for men who tend to possess heavier muscle mass. Fat doesn't weigh much.

Did you know that back in his body building days, Arnold Schwarzenegger would be considered obese based on the ideal weight calculation and BMI? There's no way in hell Terminator was obese!

All that being said KK is a nobody and should be sent to the same island as K-Fed, Brittney, Rosie, Donald Trump, and the entire Bush Administration.

She's a horse. It has to be said.

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUPER HOOOOOTNESS!!

She used to be so pretty... now she's starting to get that vertically smooshed paris hilton face... and the paris hilton cock nose.

i wanna bang her so bad it aint funny her ass and her pussy r 2 die 4

she is so pretty, i like her hair , her dress. i will go to sugarcupid.com asking where she doufht this clothes, i like it so much.

Kim has a huge loose cellulite ass and has to wear a girdle with butt pads ha! ha! This is why Kim's huge butt looks freaky all the time ha! ha!

Kim has to cover her huge ass when wearing a swim suit ha! ha!

Kim is just your typical fat American cute chick ha! ha!