Oct 22 2007Kim Kardashian celebrates her birthday
Kim Kardashian celebrated her 27th birthday last night at Les Deux in Los Angeles. That’s about all the detail I can give. I tried doing some research on Kim’s party, but when I looked down at my notepad all I wrote was “Kim Kardashian = ass goodness.” I’ve already submitted this formula to several universities and I’m confident those eggheads in their ivy towers won’t be able to deny my genius this time. Sure, my work doesn’t involve quantum physics or time travel, but it does involve asses. Is there a nobler field of research? I doubt it.
A bunch more of Kim Kardashian celebrating her birthday after the jump.


Reader Comments
1. Juan - October 22, 2007 1:01 PM
Happy Boobsday
2. spy - October 22, 2007 1:01 PM
She's perfect. That ass is amazing. They she she's not talented, but talent isn't necessary when a woman is that hot.
3. roughdaddy - October 22, 2007 1:01 PM
i wanna see some persian pubes...
4. Juan - October 22, 2007 1:02 PM
Happy Boobsday
5. wowza - October 22, 2007 1:03 PM
GORGEOUS BEYON BELIEF, HOTTER THAN ANYONE (almost)
6. MrSemprini - October 22, 2007 1:04 PM
Pic#4 - Now THAT's a great lookin sandwich. Perfect ingredients and perfect buns... HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA
7. bigpapidante - October 22, 2007 1:04 PM
I agree with #2 and #5, she is Asstastic!
8. Jew Lover - October 22, 2007 1:05 PM
Fuck yeah, Sarah Silverman keeps looking hotter and hotter!!!!!!
*masturbates furiously*
9. Chick Crack - October 22, 2007 1:05 PM
...where's the big-ass cake?
10. kpol - October 22, 2007 1:06 PM
Does anybody know if she's into chicks? Looking at the pics of her dancing with the woman in white almost makes me forget it's Monday. Yum!
11. Bella! - October 22, 2007 1:06 PM
she is a stunner. amazingly beautiful
12. Jack - October 22, 2007 1:07 PM
She's trying to be a very hairy Anna Nicole Smith.
13. loooooove her - October 22, 2007 1:07 PM
raven haired goddess jessica rabbit
14. Bincko - October 22, 2007 1:08 PM
If she didn't manage to blow out all the candles, some dude could have whipped out his dick and peed on them. We all know she'd still eat the cake.
15. John 3:16 - October 22, 2007 1:09 PM
That women needs to stop eating. She will weigh 200 pounds by 40
16. Janey - October 22, 2007 1:09 PM
They must have a hard time keeping wax in stock wherever these girls live.
17. Jack, you're as nutty as anna herself - October 22, 2007 1:11 PM
12, she wants to be a corpse of a retarded hick?
i don't know what she does, but she is good enough to look at without being talented at anything.
she is gorgeous beyond belief, from the shinning ebony locks, hypnotizing eyes, sensual lips, hour glass shape...............................................
18. It's Britney Bitch - October 22, 2007 1:11 PM
I used to like her better when she was Paris Hiltons anonymous hot friend, now she is trying to hard
19. tired of jealous anorexic girls - October 22, 2007 1:12 PM
16 -
you're just jealous you are not an exotic beauty, her skin looks oh so smooth to me.
20. Patrick - October 22, 2007 1:12 PM
She's a dirty whore. But her plastic surgeon and hair removal specialist are top-shelf, obviously - kudos to them. Still, if you think she's a great beauty or a goddess, you've got really low-rent taste.
21. Uncle Eccoli - October 22, 2007 1:13 PM
Fuck I hate that nasty gypsy bitch.
22. wowowowowow - October 22, 2007 1:14 PM
those eyes
those lips
that butt
that chest
wow
23. oscar - October 22, 2007 1:14 PM
i dont get it. JLo has an ass at least that big, but i find her disgusting. kim shows up and wiggles that caboose and i want to play engineer! maybe for her birthday, she show us some bikini shots of that tush!
24. Sam Hain - October 22, 2007 1:14 PM
Yay donka-donk-donk!
25. David - October 22, 2007 1:15 PM
and Patrick, if you think she is ugly, you are a fag or an ugly anorexic chick who looks at this girl and realizes all of her hard work is wasted cause Kim is hot as hell.
26. hi, sentence-name person! - October 22, 2007 1:15 PM
One person thinks she's hot. One. Using several names, highly insecure, trying to shout down contrary opinions. A true no-personal-identity celeb-worshiper. Sad.
27. Sam Hain - October 22, 2007 1:16 PM
Yay low rent taste!
28. i know why #23 - October 22, 2007 1:16 PM
cause kim is beautiful and doesn't have jlos ugly ghetto accent.
29. Patrick - October 22, 2007 1:17 PM
#25, like I said, low-rent taste. But you're happy with it, so why get upset?
30. ============ - October 22, 2007 1:17 PM
Why do Americans still refer to Iranians as Persians?
31. jamesgrafton@venable.org - October 22, 2007 1:21 PM
i just got here and i see other people have posted that shes hot as hell.
( to #26 )
im pretty sure more than one person has eyes to see
a beautiful face with big beautiful eyes, smooth skin, sexy arched brows, pouty lips, tits, waist, ass
i think the only reason people know who she is is because she is insanely gorgeous. nothing like the plain jane wrinkled blonde chicks i see in movies ( cameron diaz, jennifer aniston) im into this girl.
32. nyrhody - October 22, 2007 1:22 PM
wow is this fucking skank pig?
Is she famous?
33. * MISS UNIVERSE - October 22, 2007 1:22 PM
Jennifer Lopez - Watch out!
34. Jessica - October 22, 2007 1:22 PM
Horny little boys who seldom get laid (except by in a manage a trois with their right hand and internet porn) are soooooo easy to please!
35. Anonymous - October 22, 2007 1:22 PM
#30, I applaud you!
36. blakey - October 22, 2007 1:24 PM
29- speaking of taste, how was the jizz you just gulped.
what is " high rent " skinny no curves with squint eyes and fried blonde hair?
this looks good.
37. felon - October 22, 2007 1:24 PM
The toilet paper I wiped my ass with last night reminded me of this chick. I'm gonna put it on ebay.
38. moderator - October 22, 2007 1:25 PM
I think a reasonable middle ground in this debate would be to say that she's a totally hot goddess, as empty-headed urine-soaked nigga-fixed noncontributors to society go.
39. KILL JEWS - October 22, 2007 1:25 PM
Why is she wearing those cheap 1970's Porno fake Eye Lashes ?
40. havoc - October 22, 2007 1:26 PM
Oh my God, the things I would do to her......
.
41. better scientist - October 22, 2007 1:26 PM
I can think of a study more noble than asses. Boobs.
42. Frick - October 22, 2007 1:26 PM
Kim Kardashian is 95% ass...and that includes her personality.
43. Donald Trump - October 22, 2007 1:27 PM
i have high standards, im not easy to please
angelina - not that attractive
halle berry - a six
women at hollywood parties are hotter than the women in hollywood
she is too hot to be an actress
minus her legs not being the best, she is beautiful, and more attractive than any actress.
44. I'll take Kourtney over Kim - October 22, 2007 1:27 PM
I think Kourtney is cuter than Kim, plus you don't have to worry about every brotha on the planet hitting on her cause she doesn't have a mandinko butt like Kim
45. Patrick - October 22, 2007 1:28 PM
#36, your answer to your self-posed question, "what is high rent," reveals all that we need to know about you. Again, you're happy with your girl Kim, with her very close resemblance to the porn girls you know so well from thousands of hours of "viewing," so why attack somebody who's set his sights a little higher?
46. Auntie Kryst - October 22, 2007 1:28 PM
I can only focus on her breasts. I won't dare look upon her face. See she's not Persian/Iranian but Armenia. Those gypsys can put the evil eye on you.
47. Texas Tranny - October 22, 2007 1:28 PM
She would be a fantastic tit fuck if she was wearing a pretty lacy push-up bra. I like to do it with me facing the feet so she could tongue fuck my asshole, while I slide my cock in between those wonderful tits.
48. hootie - October 22, 2007 1:29 PM
I HATE THOSE FUCKIN MAN BROWS.
49. LOVE JEWS ( esp jennifer love hewitt and Scarlette Johansson) and Einstein - October 22, 2007 1:29 PM
she is a rare amazingly stunning beauty who is dumb and spoiled and has bad taste in men
50. Maybe So - October 22, 2007 1:31 PM
Despite her camel nose and obvious plastic surgery, she is still very attractive.
51. Lexoka - October 22, 2007 1:31 PM
#30 => To be nice. Persia was a great empire, Iran is an islamic dictatorship (sorry about the pleonasm).
Although that's kind of irrelevant since she's of Armenian descent.
52. Kim Worshiper - October 22, 2007 1:31 PM
She's a GODDESS!!! Just looking at her pictures is like having sex, I bet! (Some day!!!)
53. BABY - October 22, 2007 1:31 PM
BABY HUNGRY!
BABY WANTS TO SUCK!
54. blakey - October 22, 2007 1:31 PM
okay Patrick, maybe i wouldn't bring her home to mom, or take her to the club, but can't i just look! i can't get as hot by looking at girl in business suits, SORRY!
55. moderator - October 22, 2007 1:34 PM
Ok, let's try this again - Kim is the most gorgeous of all the urinals in the ghetto.
56. jerry seinfeld and larry david are good ones too, also zac efron! - October 22, 2007 1:36 PM
i like her face.
57. felon - October 22, 2007 1:36 PM
53- loves me some grandmas boy
58. I LUV KIM - October 22, 2007 1:36 PM
I saw her hiney in those pictures from that video and it looked big and I got hard and she's amazing and I LOVE HER! (except for that nig in the vid)
59. wtf - October 22, 2007 1:36 PM
ew @ 47
60. Ahem Roid - October 22, 2007 1:39 PM
#47 great fantasy - but only if at some point you have a sudden uncontrollable attack of explosive diarrhea.
61. Ahem Roid - October 22, 2007 1:40 PM
I mean, she'd love it, right? Pee is a "gateway fetish" to scatville.
62. Kid Rock - October 22, 2007 1:42 PM
Awe she is 27, Time to grow up Kim ! you don't want to end up like Tommy Lee a middle aged drunk who still thinks he is 22
63. Mingus - October 22, 2007 1:43 PM
FIRST! to bone Kim in her big butt!
Ha ha, just kidding. Probably like 47th, at least.
64. felon - October 22, 2007 1:44 PM
I got a bid for .25 cents on my shit covered tp that looks just like kim. awesome! see! I can make two bits from a two bit hooker! yay for me!
65. roughdaddy - October 22, 2007 1:46 PM
look say what you will,,,the chick got a nice face,,,body is amazing,,,her booty is not big because of excess weight,,,she stand out over her skinny white friends ala paris and others....and shes a little whore in bed who likes golden showers...sound like a winner to me...
66. Because she's a hairy Monkey - October 22, 2007 1:46 PM
@61:
Take the last train to Scatville,
And I'll meet you at the station.
You can be be there by four thirty,
'Cause I made your reservation.
Don't be slow, oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no!
'Cause I'm leavin' in the morning
And I must see you again
We'll have one more night together
'Til the morning brings my train.
And I must go, oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no!
And I don't know if I'm ever coming home.
Take the last train to Scatville.
I'll be waiting at the station.
We'll have time for chocolate flavored kisses
And a bit of conversation.
Oh... Oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no!
Take the last train to Scatville,
Now I must hang up the phone.
I can't hear you in this noisy
Railroad station all alone.
I'm feelin' low. Oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no!
And I don't know if I'm ever coming home.
Take the last train to Scatville,
Take the last train to Scatville.
67. leatherdaddy - October 22, 2007 1:50 PM
what #55 said. she has a cute face, but i cant see past the stretch marks and cellulite. obesity should never be encouraged. curves my ass, those are tidal waves.
68. life is a shithole - October 22, 2007 1:51 PM
-thick man brows
-fake eyelashes
-pounds of makeup
-a body that will not age well (ie:fattown here she comes)
-very very hairy she must need lots of waxing
-a nose job 100% guaranteed
-the personality of an eggplant
-obviously a used piece of slut trash (only the most filthy diseased whores star in their own promotional sex tape)
She just tries to hard to look like a woman it's overkill in the face and on a deserted island without all her supplies and her team of waxers me thinks she would not be so lovely.
verdict: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
69. Socialite - October 22, 2007 1:51 PM
27? i didnt know the ass skank was that old.
70. FagHag - October 22, 2007 1:51 PM
I wonder if she's bisexual, I would love a piece of this woman.
71. FagHag - October 22, 2007 1:53 PM
@68,
I bet she does have a very hairy pussy and asshole.
72. deddog - October 22, 2007 1:56 PM
mmm a real woman, so hot, not frail and gangly and absent of curves like giselle or any of these other string things that so many of you are drawn to. jack and john you're fucking gross, suck a dick already and get it over with.
73. Anthony Mucciolo - October 22, 2007 1:57 PM
She's not as hot as Angelina
74. Chronic Masturbator - October 22, 2007 1:58 PM
Hey, at least I'm honest. Anyway, if you've actually watched her "sex tape" - zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. As an Armenian barbie doll to look at in pictures, she's sexy looking. If the tape was any indication, in bed she's dull. The worst part was she didn't really seem to be all that into having sex. If you think of how vapid her personality is, and how fixated she is on her appearance, it makes perfect sense. Girls like that are focused on being seen in a club, not having sex afterwards.
75. Harry Potter - October 22, 2007 2:00 PM
Dumbledore is gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
76. Klean as the Klan - October 22, 2007 2:01 PM
#72 - sure, any guy who doesn't want to have sex with a girl peed on by a nigga MUST be gay. Either that, or he doesn't have any dysgenic inheritance.
(the second answer is correct)
77. Texas Tranny - October 22, 2007 2:04 PM
@74
I dated a hairy Armenian chick (she didn't look like this) and she was the same in bed, just layed there like a dead body. No matter how or where I put the "wood" to her. I had more fun with a blow-up doll.
78. Paco - October 22, 2007 2:05 PM
Her dad used to let OJ have his way with her when OJ Simpson lived in their house. That is why she likes black guys. She was only 14 at the time.
79. Gordy - October 22, 2007 2:07 PM
Who gives a fuck about this ugly fat assed cunt!
80. Why is Kim out and about without her helmet on? - October 22, 2007 2:11 PM
Jebus these women look like they've used all the makeup in the free world for their little celelbration. Kadassian is old hun and looking at her I can totally see it. However do not expect her to be able to count to 27 or confirm to you that she is 27.
Bitch is clearly dummer than shit. And here is one of the stats form her myspace pace;
Occupation: Princess
Hilarious, she thinks she's a princess. What a fucking spoiled brat, a princess? Yeah she's fucking Grace Kelly, classy and refind; Grace Kelly was in a porno right? Fucking get over yourself and get a job. The lazy whore obviously lives off her dearly departed daddy's coin, he must be so proud looking up from lawyer hell to see what she's done with her life.
And she has nasty fake hair extensions, does anyone have real hair in hollywood? You'd think someone this hairy could grow her own.
81. felon - October 22, 2007 2:11 PM
dothead
82. Dumbass - October 22, 2007 2:11 PM
I see a sadness in her eyes. She is not really happy
83. FagHag - October 22, 2007 2:13 PM
@82,
I see a cock in her mouth and jiz in her eyes.
84. Isaac Newton - October 22, 2007 2:16 PM
I dated ( but didn't have sex with ) an Armenian girl once. She was the biggest bitch ever. We went to a movie, and she left my car door unlocked because she just assumed no one would want to steal my car. "It's not like it's a BMW or anything," I think were her words.
Then she was looking at me at dinner and said "You have a Tom Cruise nose." This was in the late 90's when Tom Cruise was still considered relatively handsome and normal. "Is that good?" I asked. "No," she replied, turning to the window and sighing like she was in pain. She also commented that my pant legs were too short.
Admittedly, I was an awkward teen at the time, but she was still an impolite, incredibly superficial cunt.
85. Cherry - October 22, 2007 2:25 PM
I don't get it. She has these BIG ASS eyebrows of her own, and she still draws them on a bit. I wouldn't do that if i was her. She's pretty and all, but i really think she would look even better if she made her eyebrows a little smaller. Or at least leave out the eyebrow pencil..
86. Absolutely Correct! - October 22, 2007 2:26 PM
#80, you couldn't have said it any better. Well done. "Old Hun" was particularly funny.
87. JP - October 22, 2007 2:27 PM
I'd like to punch her in the tits.
88. JDUB - October 22, 2007 2:28 PM
Nice..Beautiful!
89. ShitHole - October 22, 2007 2:31 PM
OK. I am sick and tired of her. Who the FUCK is this BITCH and why the fuck should I give a shit? Stop posting crap about this non-celebrity loser NOW! Please.
90. kix - October 22, 2007 2:35 PM
This plastic piece of uselessness makes me want to puke.
This country's values suck.
91. Fag - October 22, 2007 2:36 PM
T-Pain said this about Ray-J
“Not too many guys can go after Ray J. The man got a huge meat, ok. He’s short, the man is packing. He’s got length on him. I got the width. Shit is wide. He got a foot on him. Man have a foot on him. Much respect to Ray. Man to man. No homo. Ya’ll seen that shit. Ya’ll know the man’s swanging.”
So Kim's pussy is huge now and I could never get off with my little penis.
92. Trashy Celeb - October 22, 2007 2:37 PM
Right on JP, I would like to punch her in the tits too - if by punch you mean bone and tits you mean ass. Amen!
93. JP - October 22, 2007 2:38 PM
#30, I'm American. I do not refer to Iranians as "Persians". I refer to them as dirty camel-jockies. That is all.
94. Jimbo - October 22, 2007 2:39 PM
91- I'm out.
95. Duchess of Dork - October 22, 2007 2:40 PM
She's fake, but she's the hottest fake chick there is.
96. JP - October 22, 2007 2:40 PM
The irony of it all. That this chick, who has never accomplished a thing in her life, whose father's hard work set her up for life, who dedicates her entire existence to shopping and clubbing, and who has been pissed on by a "thug" for the world to see, actually thinks she is better than anybody.
97. FagHag - October 22, 2007 2:41 PM
@93
Or sand n-i-g-g-e-r-s.
98. felon - October 22, 2007 2:43 PM
I call her toilet
99. She's a spoilt whore - October 22, 2007 2:46 PM
http://www.myspace.com/kimsaprincess
Here is here myspace, see she's a princess. Fucking ridiculous. Look around and you'll see one she's a little piggy (she talks about food and candy a little too much) and too this is very greedy pampered brat. Read some of the comments and you'll see that all people do is complement her non stop and fuck her brainless fans can complement her 15000 times a day for all I care but that is not good for anyone, she's clearly BEYOND full of herself.
Fucking fact; her massive ego is bigger than that gargantuan ass she loves so much. This is the kind of whore who would not accept a wedding proposal unless the diamond ring was worth at least 1 million. No poor guys aloud on this fat ride.
Personally I refuse to jump on the fan waggon of some ego centric spoiled vicious bitch who is really in need of a fucking reality check and on top of it I'm not into hairy fatties anyway.
Don't waste your time on this self obsessed narcissistic super whore.
100. She's a spoilt whore - October 22, 2007 2:49 PM
*two
101. Incest is best - October 22, 2007 2:51 PM
I hear she was sucking her dad off at age 9.
102. Clem - October 22, 2007 2:52 PM
She's good looking and all but very vacuous and she wouldn't look even close to that good if she didn't have her dad's cash to hand - and how proud he must be! That's not to say I wouldn't knock the back out of it if I got a chance but she's pretty skanky.
103. Hung Wai Lo - October 22, 2007 2:54 PM
@84 I dated that girl too! Cept I bitch slapped her when she did that sighing thing and slammed her head off the dashboard when she spilled coffee in my car. I left her up in Harlem at 2 am with a $20 taped to her back.
104. PunkA - October 22, 2007 2:59 PM
Kim turned 27. Her @$$ implants turned 2. What was the party for again?
105. felon - October 22, 2007 2:59 PM
I see cake. where's britney?
106. PunkA - October 22, 2007 3:01 PM
All I want to know is, Where was OJ??? Since it is the role of the Kardashian family to get OF off and all, now that daddy is gone. I am sure Kim already made her visit's to the Vegas jail to see the juice get loose.
107. Brittany - October 22, 2007 3:01 PM
the party was lame. a bunch of nobodies who didn't even know who she was either, haha!
108. kirsten dunst - October 22, 2007 3:01 PM
fucking christ can we PLEASE stop giving worthless people celeb stature. seriously, who the FUCK is this girl? she contributes nothing to the good of society or mdia.
109. KamUK - October 22, 2007 3:06 PM
She's gorgeous if I was a man I would totally want to do her and holding my breath til the Playboy spread comes out.
110. Borat - October 22, 2007 3:08 PM
Here's the thing I can't get about this Kardashian family. Why is Bruce Jenner hooked up with this filthy band of gypsies? Seriously, someone has to help that dude before they place a curse on him and steal all his gold medals. I just hope they have a home in Malibu that's on fire. Send them back to old country in the caravan and donkey they came here with.
111. FRIST!!! - October 22, 2007 3:08 PM
I have never ever even heard her speak, but I'm sure she's a moron.
But who cares if she calls herself a princess on her mySpace. I call myself Goddess, which is wayyyyy better than princess. I don't care if I'm the only one who thinks so.
#80, your comment was hilarious, even though you mispelled dumber, and a few other words while describing her lack of intelligence. But I don't care about any of that as long as the comment is funny and you never steal my helmet joke. Oh, wait...
112. anniemal - October 22, 2007 3:09 PM
Another birthday,
Another year of not having done anything useful with her life.
113. D. Richards - October 22, 2007 3:16 PM
I am so tired of this Kim asshole. I don't understand why she matters so much. She's next in line for Paris' spot. It's almost as if the public makes these people who they are. The media gives the public just enough of these "celebrities" for us to speculate on; then, when we all start salivating, wanting more, the media creates a fucking show based around the nonsensical life of whatever fifteen minute person it happens to be about this day. I'm not even impressed by Kim's gargantuan ass. And that's saying quite a lot when you consider that I don't worship a god; I worship ass.
114. Trashy Celeb - October 22, 2007 3:17 PM
Dear Homosexuals,
Get off Kim's cock.
KTHXBAI
115. FagHag - October 22, 2007 3:17 PM
I wish she'd pee in my mouth, while I was licking her pussy.
Do you think she squirts when she has an orgasam?
116. Texas Tranny - October 22, 2007 3:18 PM
@114,
I wish :-)
117. Joe the shithead - October 22, 2007 3:18 PM
I think her eyebrows are hot ! She gets them done the middle eastern way with 2 strings and spinning, I hate it when women pull all their eyebrows out then paint on eyebrows ! that looks scary too me like a clown !
118. JP - October 22, 2007 3:20 PM
Oh my God! I just saw on the news that Kim Kardashian's ass is on fire due to the Malibu wildfires! Seems as if the gargantuan-sized roll of toilet paper that she is forced to carry with her at all times was ignited by a wayward spark from a burning home.
119. katface - October 22, 2007 3:21 PM
she looks like Cher Bono....maybe the same plastic surgeon?
120. Steve - October 22, 2007 3:22 PM
What does ANY of this have to do with Britney???
121. FagHag - October 22, 2007 3:25 PM
@120 Steve,
What the fuck are you talking about?
The only reference to Shitney was that there was cake and she didn't show up.
122. Zanchino - October 22, 2007 3:26 PM
Those eyebrows are likely just the beginnings of the strip of pubes around her butthole. It'd be such a shame to watch that butt all night at the club, go home with her, get her naked, do your rear delts exercise to pry those massive buttcheeks open, and then..."Armenia Welcomes You!" Undoubtedly with clinging bits of soiled toilet paper. What sort of lowlife keeps going after that? Wait, that explains the color of her boyfriends, doesn't it?
123. FRIST!!! - October 22, 2007 3:26 PM
OK, ok, if I have to spend the rest of my lunch break looking at this SHITBAG I swear to God I'm going to start picking off people in the parking lot...
124. profhor - October 22, 2007 3:28 PM
As professor of hornitude at Tits University, I have unfortunately to tell you that the given formula, while close, has a fundamental error
it should be
KIM KARDASHIAN = TITS+ASS
125. felon - October 22, 2007 3:29 PM
121- idiot
126. JP - October 22, 2007 3:29 PM
#122, you would think that there would be "bits" of soiled toilet paper. However, due to the gi-normous size of her ass, they would be more the size of tablecloths to us normal-ass-sized humans.
127. lidiya - October 22, 2007 3:30 PM
aww, all grown up. she looks more and more like a blow-up doll with each passing day.
128. chic - October 22, 2007 3:34 PM
omg...kim is seriously the most beautiful woman on this planet...she's so freakin womanly....
129. Amanda - October 22, 2007 3:35 PM
#110 - Bruce Jenner married Kris Kardashian when Kim was 11. I assume that's also when he started "accidentally" going into Kim's bedroom after Kris fell asleep. Because if you saw Jenner's O-face repeatedly as a child, you'd definitely hang out with genetic trash and invite them to urinate on you.
130. A - October 22, 2007 3:37 PM
I have to say she is the best looking celeb women. She has the complete package she has a beautiful face, a big chest, and an incredible ass. Rarely do you find a women with all three things
131. felon - October 22, 2007 3:38 PM
130- celeb? wow. I hate this place. and people like you.
132. Ooba Gooba - October 22, 2007 3:38 PM
She is absolutely useless. What is it that she does?
133. A - October 22, 2007 3:40 PM
I'm with you #115. I'd even let her do a #2 in my mouth
134. B - October 22, 2007 3:40 PM
#130 - I'm guessing rarely do you find a woman.
135. C - October 22, 2007 3:42 PM
#130- I bet your hand even gets grossed out by you.
136. George Best - October 22, 2007 3:42 PM
Annoying Skanky Whore. What kind of woman, especially one approaching age 30 is impressed with herself when the only reason men talk to her is to hope they can fuck her. They have no interest in her as a person. Her dad was pretty cool(did you see the look on his face after OJ was acquitted) and he has to wonder why his kid turned into belly dancer with the IQ of a camel. Not something to be proud of and if he knew she was banging the likes of Reggie Bush, he would really turn over in that grave.
137. Kimluva - October 22, 2007 3:43 PM
Fine, I'll admit it - I love Kim because she's had Ray J's cock everywhere, and doing everything to her. I get hard just thinking about his residue. One day, maybe, he and I will "bump" into each other in a public restroom, but until then, I swear Kim is the most desirable woman alive.
138. felon - October 22, 2007 3:43 PM
136- you take that back! Camels are KOOL!
139. A - October 22, 2007 3:43 PM
I'm with you #115. I'd even let her do a #2 in my mouth
140. D - October 22, 2007 3:44 PM
I would love to eat out one of her "cream-pies"
Delicious
141. Ricky - October 22, 2007 3:47 PM
I guess she's hot, but I'm a little worried. Armenian farts are just as bad as you'd imagine, but one slowly diffusing out after hours of curdling between the giant hairy sweaty cheeks? For sure, think of an excuse ahead of time for not spooning.
142. Jimbo - October 22, 2007 3:49 PM
NEW POST!!!
143. mrs.t - October 22, 2007 3:50 PM
I love her implant scar in all the arms-over-the-head dancing shots. So hawt.
144. sharpeidude - October 22, 2007 3:56 PM
She is definitely very attractive, but lets see if she can catch a tennis ball between her ass cheeks!
145. Binzo - October 22, 2007 3:59 PM
Yeah it'd be weird to be with a chick who had implant scars under her boobs AND her buttcheeks. In the nude she's bumpy and covered in black hair and angry red lines. Like Satan.
146. Auntie Kryst - October 22, 2007 4:04 PM
@123 & 142, Frist and Jimbo are right. We still on this Indo-European spoiled twat? Tell her to shave her mustache and go back and tend to the goats. I guess I'll go back and make fun of anyone praying for Britney.
147. random guy - October 22, 2007 4:04 PM
her boob-ass curvieness makes me think of sex and wanting to have me some but, strangely enough not with her rather with a girl that isn't so dirty and hairy looking.
148. random guy - October 22, 2007 4:05 PM
I guess some girls just make you horny but, not for them.
Stange bur true.
149. Texas Tranny - October 22, 2007 4:09 PM
I agree Auntie,
This shit is old already, we need a new post.
WOMEN SEND THEIR PANTIES TO MYANMAR IN PROTEST
Women in several countries have begun sending their panties to Myanmar embassies in a culturally insulting gesture of protest against the recent brutal crackdown in the region.
"It's an extremely strong message in Burmese and in all Southeast Asian culture," says Liz Hilton, who supports an activist group that launched the 'Panties for Peace' drive earlier this week.
The group behind the campaign, Lanna Action for Burma, says the country's superstitious generals, especially junta leader Gen. Than Shwe, believe that contact with women's underwear saps them of power.
The military in Myanmar crushed mass anti-regime demonstrations recently and continues to hunt down and imprison those who took part.
Hilton sats women in Thailand, Australia, Singapore, England and other European countries have started sending or delivering their underwear to Myanmar missions following coordination among activist organizations.
"You can post, deliver or fling your panties at the closest Burmese Embassy any day from today. Send early, send often!", she says.
NOW IF I COULD ONLY GET YOU GIRLS TO SEND ME YOUR PRETTY PANTIES
150. Texas Tranny - October 22, 2007 4:18 PM
I hope none of you live in San Diego.
151. George W. Bush - October 22, 2007 4:37 PM
I hope you ALL live in San Diego.
152. Texas Tranny - October 22, 2007 4:41 PM
@151,
You piece of shit. I hope your house burns down and you're horribly disfigured in the fire. Not dead but so gross, nobody can look at.
153. Adolf H. - October 22, 2007 4:50 PM
Like Texas Tranny says, it's not too late to move all the Jews into San Diego, is it?
154. George W. Bush - October 22, 2007 4:52 PM
T-Tran, if I were burned horribly, you'd reach down, snap off my charred penis, and snug it up your ass as a charcoal buttplug. You don't have to deny it, I'm ok with it.
155. john - October 22, 2007 4:54 PM
she is pretty but looks too hairy for my taste, the ass is nice though
156. Texas Tranny - October 22, 2007 4:55 PM
Fuck you both.
That is all...............................
157. Moobs - October 22, 2007 4:58 PM
She looks like she was born as a "Tim"
158. Texas Tranny - October 22, 2007 5:03 PM
Burned, like this mother-fucker.
159. Jesus H. Christ - October 22, 2007 5:08 PM
or, burned like this mother-fu---hmmm, maybe not, wasn't his mother supposed to be a virgin?
160. smfsdfd - October 22, 2007 5:10 PM
No telling how many times shes had Jenners' balls on her chin...... i dont know .. just sayin.
161. Cheeky Bum-Looker - October 22, 2007 5:10 PM
Burned, like this dude's nostrils
162. Texas Tranny - October 22, 2007 5:12 PM
You guys think Kim's ass is hot? Mine's electric!
163. Kim Uncensored!!! - October 22, 2007 5:15 PM
I found this online - a cellphone pic of Kim's butt at the start of a waxing session!
164. PunkA - October 22, 2007 5:21 PM
MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
165. Conky - October 22, 2007 5:22 PM
Kim would love me because I drink a lot of beer and it makes me piss a LOT! I'd be happy to make her my urinal.
Thanks
166. isitin - October 22, 2007 5:24 PM
She is one hairy female, yuk.
167. Ella - October 22, 2007 5:26 PM
You can see the scars from her boob job...
168. www.followingkim.com - October 22, 2007 5:30 PM
remember to check out the new Dash online store.. Happy B-day Kim
169. Pinchtau - October 22, 2007 5:42 PM
I hold her during her poopy.
170. Phaimus - October 22, 2007 5:47 PM
haha when do they pop out
171. phil - October 22, 2007 5:57 PM
she is fucking hot...
172. phil - October 22, 2007 6:05 PM
...for a human toilet.
173. amma - October 22, 2007 6:18 PM
I think she is a stunner, really uncommonly beautiful. Whether she does it with waxing, make up--who cares? I'm a chick and we all do that. BUT her personality is tragic, it's like she is aggressively stupid. And let's face it, no matter how beautiful a chick is...you WILL get tired of looking at her eventually. And she will age...I mean, with looks like hers why didn't she just become a model or something classy as opposed to becoming a self-promoting amateur porn performer? How embarrassing for her family.
174. Kareem Ofwheat - October 22, 2007 6:50 PM
#140 - Eating her creampie means you want to suck another man's jizz from her pussy. You knew that right?
175. gleep - October 22, 2007 7:59 PM
Yay narcissistic personality disorder!
We as a nation should be sure to keep rewarding that.
176. h4tr - October 22, 2007 8:16 PM
SHES NOT PERSIan. just gypsy ass armenian. armenians are phoney regular ass eastern eurotrash
177. Jim Browski - October 22, 2007 8:20 PM
FAG HAG Why are you such an ignorant fuck
178. Me - October 22, 2007 8:32 PM
I'd hit it...and then I do Kloe too, she's pretty hot
179. yeah - October 22, 2007 9:43 PM
yeah shes the perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
180. Nick - October 22, 2007 10:21 PM
What's worse than being a nobody desperately trying to be famous? Being a hanger-on for someone trying desperately to be famous. Look, just go back to home made porn and get lost.
BTW Kim, I can go for lunch in Stockholm and without trying find someone better looking than you (without your make up).
181. Nick is GAY - October 22, 2007 10:46 PM
Nick, you are obviously gay if you don't get a raging boner over Kim....sorry to break it to you...
182. 181 is really fucking gay, and his father always knew! - October 22, 2007 11:10 PM
@181 Hey Bro masturbating to fat chicks with implants can't make you straight. It may help keep your inner Robert Reed at bay for a little while, but he'll probably slip when during the fantasy baseball draft if you get too drunk. Make sure you keep a tab on how many Coors Lights you drink dudemeister.
183. ronson - October 22, 2007 11:29 PM
someone has a link to britney's blackout already at hiphopupdate.blogspot.com....downloaded it and its not bad! I'll be buying it regardless!
184. 103 rawks - October 23, 2007 12:14 AM
103 I LUV U !!!!!!! HAHAHAAHA
185. Me the first - October 23, 2007 1:56 AM
She probably does get her body waxed or has had laser hair removal treatments(permanent removal of hair) ...so it doesn't really matter if she is hairy if she is on top of things and gets it all removed. Women get brazilian bikini waxes these days..so she probably has no hair or very little hair in her private areas. The majority of women get hair removed anyway..whether they are blondes...brunettes...irish....armenians....so whatever.
As for the vivid description that was given by the creative racist about his possible encounters with women who had bits of toilet paper in their butts....that's gross.I guess wiping is not enough ...especially if cheap paper is used. Washing afterwards or using wet wipes in addition to wiping with toilet paper should be considered then. It is understood that most people just wipe in the states. It has nothing to do with one's ethnicity or the size of one's ass.
*Rolling eyes.
186. Latigo - October 23, 2007 2:22 AM
Photos 4-7 are, to steal from the NY Post, a bimbo summit.
187. Blondamnation - October 23, 2007 4:11 AM
"Faghag" fuck off, you're sickening. Every post from you is lamer than the last. I know you're probably really busy with all thos pornos to return to the lonely guy store, but please go to some other site and write trash-you're making me sick.
And Superfish, enough with Kim Kardashian. We get it, you think she's hot. She's boring and isn't even famous enough to hate.
OK that's all the love I have to give, I hope Britney does something fun tonight, like strangle a bodyguard with her L.A. Gear sneaker shoelace...
188. TheQueen - October 23, 2007 4:34 AM
What does this girl do?? Other than being known for her humongous ass?
189. Axeldee - October 23, 2007 5:47 AM
WHY TF EVERYONE IS WRITING ABOUT THIS CHICK, HUH? SHE'S NO FREAKING CELEBRITY....
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2283092
190. gerard Vandenberg - October 23, 2007 8:25 AM
And this is exactly the kim kardashian who will give me the reason to get extremely horny. The moment has arrived though: I'M GONNA "HELP" MYSELF!!
by the way: THANKS KIM!!
191. chimpy - October 23, 2007 9:20 AM
What does this biatch do by the way?
192. Soy - October 23, 2007 10:21 AM
HAHAHA
Eat up Ass skank You is old and fat!
.
193. Bf - October 23, 2007 10:26 AM
ahhhhhhh ...Fake Happy Hoe!
Oh Kim with such Strong child bearing hips
tick tick tick time to give Birth BIGBertha
194. mary - October 23, 2007 10:27 AM
...and thos BIG knees
195. No Way - October 23, 2007 11:19 AM
Would people stop calling her a celeb...she is NOT a celeb but a skank who goes clubbing and makes sex tapes with black men & BFF'ed Paris hilton....she is disgusting and to think we view her as a celeb is as whacky of an idea as possible.
196. Lots of Cake for Big Butt Mama! - October 23, 2007 11:48 AM
Since she is not worried about her big butt getting bigger; she can have all the cake and ice cream she desires!
197. Diana - October 23, 2007 11:51 AM
She looks hairy..and like she smells of sour milk.
198. Tronk-CC - October 23, 2007 1:21 PM
What's with all the French Pedicures in the fourth pic? All their toes look the same. Boring!!!!
199. imelda - October 23, 2007 1:35 PM
What a sad bunch you are... You would think its the 1800s judging by your racist ignorant comments..you may find Kim superficial but she's very pretty. As for the camel and goats comments, this girl is a privileged Hollywood kid who's had a better life than any of you. Bet you think Paris Hilton is classy and beautiful.
Beauty comes in all colours and shapes, you should get out more.. Hold on!..you are mostly americans, I hear very few if you have passports..
200. Texas Tranny - October 23, 2007 2:07 PM
@199,
I don't need a passport, I have no reason, what so ever, to leave Texas.
201. me the first - October 23, 2007 6:36 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_4LVTaG6KM
202. Blondamnation - October 24, 2007 3:50 PM
#199-
You hear very few of us have passports? Ouch!! That was below the belt there, imelda..don't be so harsh!
Did you hear my address change hasn"t gone through at the DMV yet? Your biting wit and humOUr has just knocked me down a peg, seriously. Please tell everyone in your country that I DO, in fact, have a passport...PLEASE...I'd die if people thought I din't.. or a voter registration card...that would be the ultimate insult...
I also have a drivers license.
P.S.199, Imelda.Marcos.? Please don't telll me that was just a rumor about you buying the farm..
203. ty700 - December 3, 2007 3:51 PM
I think this is the only woman that I would cheat on my wife with...damn....she is so hot and ass looks so good that I think my wife would understand....
204. michael medrano - October 5, 2008 6:57 AM
lolli lolli let me see you pop that body, girl kim your so fine, fo show no dout i'm your number one fan.