Oct 26 2007Kim Kardashian brings her butt places
Kim Kardashian attended the LA premiere of Somebody Help Me at the Chinese Theater last night. Fortunately for us she brought her spacious ass. And that’s all that really matters. If someone told me Kim Kardashian could talk, I’d ask, “Why? Did her butt fall off and she’s trying to tell me where to find it?” Because that’s about the only good that could come from her talking. Or maybe if there was a blackout and I needed Kim to describe what her ass looked like, I guess she could do that too. I'm all about inspiring women to dream and achieve and whatever.


Reader Comments
1. Duchess of Dork - October 26, 2007 3:46 PM
Awesome. Love the badonkadonk.
2. FIRST! - October 26, 2007 3:46 PM
woot
3. dan - October 26, 2007 3:47 PM
can we officially name this website the Kim Kardashian worship blog? because that's all it has become and that's all i want it to be. i love you Kim. please continue dressing skimpily and going to any place there might be a photographer.
4. PunkA - October 26, 2007 3:52 PM
I love this place. It is here we can ridicule and torment the talentless that drag down our society. I mean if KK wanted to prove her real worth to society, she'd do porn fulltime. Instead, she continues to dress horribly and get paid to do so.
5. PunkA - October 26, 2007 3:53 PM
In photo #8 and #9, is that her borhter in drag with her at the movie? Dude is scary.
6. Whinemaker - October 26, 2007 3:55 PM
My great-granny used to have a bunch of dishtowels made from exactly the same material as her dress ... who knew?! I could have scavenged them and prolly sold 'em to the arbiters of high fashion and good taste for lots 'n lots o' money...
7. BigBoneDaddy - October 26, 2007 3:57 PM
I banged her in the ass once.
It threw me against a wall.
8. MindRiot - October 26, 2007 3:58 PM
Anyone notice that her and her posse ALWAYS wear basically the same stuff or dress alike? Another professional party goer, yay.
9. liz - October 26, 2007 3:58 PM
Honestly? I think this ass is disgusting and fat. Just like her.
10. kirsten dunst - October 26, 2007 4:01 PM
another worthless worthless celebrity. i hate america.
11. Phaimus - October 26, 2007 4:02 PM
whooptiedoo!
12. me - October 26, 2007 4:02 PM
Yeah my aunt had a rug like that in her bathroom.
13. Grace - October 26, 2007 4:11 PM
Who the hell is this person? Is she like The Hills girls who're only famous because they're rich and on reality TV?
14. Gack69 - October 26, 2007 4:17 PM
PunkA, I was just going to ask who the tranny is with her.
15. fudgie - October 26, 2007 4:22 PM
It it me or does she resemble Chyna Doll??
16. toadmunch - October 26, 2007 4:31 PM
bet you $50 she STINKS, if you know what I mean. Fat rear, no doubt.
17. Chick Crack - October 26, 2007 4:33 PM
Actually, it was an open house for her butt. She' s now accepting renters.
18. Fai - October 26, 2007 4:37 PM
The pit stain on her galpal is hot.
If you're prone to underarm sweat, keep your goddamn arms down like the nasty orangutan that you are.
19. mrs.t - October 26, 2007 4:38 PM
Agree with everyone who noted that the "sister" is a pre-op tranny.
And Kim better work that ass for everything she can get. By age 30 it will be dragging on the floor. She'll need a P.A.C. -Professional Ass Carrier.
20. Harry - October 26, 2007 4:39 PM
Everytime I see another E Channel created celeb like this brings me closer to understanding why Al Qaeda hates us.
21. AmazonWomanSex - October 26, 2007 4:45 PM
IN pictures 8 & 9 who is that Amazon Woman putting the moves on my sugar baby? She scares me worse than an overdose of heroin.
22. Faye - October 26, 2007 4:49 PM
I have always wondered, who is this woman??? What is she famous for??? She shows up to places and her picture is taken. Is she the ethnic Paris Hilton or something?
Then I see she gets a TV show. Who is this woman and why should I give a fuck about her family?
23. Auntie Kryst - October 26, 2007 4:50 PM
I see the goat sheppardess has an assistant from the village over. She strong like bull.
24. Riotboy - October 26, 2007 4:54 PM
Kim K. > All
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25. Ript1&0 - October 26, 2007 4:55 PM
YAY for Kim! Thankfully I've never heard her speak either. And as long as I continue to never watch TV, I can continue to worship her giant ass and not picture how dumb she must be.
I think the Amazon chick is her sister. But it could be anyone, really. When you have an ass like that you get all kinds of unwelcome advances... believe me.
26. No no no - October 26, 2007 4:57 PM
I read that these pictures are from a movie premiere she attended. Was she the lucky 10th caller?
27. opie - October 26, 2007 5:06 PM
What has she ever done and why is everyone so inFATuated with her?...she is FUGLY and VAPID
28. mrs.t - October 26, 2007 5:07 PM
She should leave the Coogi-wearing to Cliff Huxtable and Anthony Munoz.
29. Kayla - October 26, 2007 5:11 PM
doesn't anyone else on here remember when she used to be ugly?
30. nipolian - October 26, 2007 5:12 PM
Dig the boots. Dig the tits. Hate the ass.
31. BunnyButt - October 26, 2007 5:13 PM
5 & 21, I'm pretty sure that's Texas Tranny with kim. Am I right, TT?
32. ★☆★☆ MISS UNIVERSE ★☆★☆ - October 26, 2007 5:29 PM
It is amazing how the glamorous life goes on in some parts of LA - but just a few miles away it is like a living hell
33. BunnyButt - October 26, 2007 5:29 PM
Mmmm, on the other hand, TT would know to dress better. Looks like they're doing a Britney thing - shirts with no pants.
34. BunnyButt - October 26, 2007 5:32 PM
Auntie, sounds like you've been watching 'Rome'.
35. Auntie Kryst - October 26, 2007 5:38 PM
@34 How'd you know? Too funny, good observation. Seriously whenever I look at this chick I just picture her in a peasant skirt with a babushka peddling for change as her gypsy kin steal wallets.
36. shnoobz - October 26, 2007 5:39 PM
who's the huge guy?
37. allyrising - October 26, 2007 6:03 PM
That is one huge bitch!
#18 - Good catch.
38. Pilatunes - October 26, 2007 6:16 PM
God, would this talentless bitch just disappear once and for all.
Oh wait, the chewing gum biz would crash. (If you notice, she's always chewing gum. I think she has halitosis.)
And I never really thought having a fat ass was such a virtue.
KK FUCK OFF!
39. scooter - October 26, 2007 6:43 PM
Amazon girl forgot her anti-perspirant that day.
40. www.teambritney.com - October 26, 2007 6:49 PM
this is the hottest girl right now hands down...
41. Soy - October 26, 2007 6:50 PM
she wanted to look like a striped cow?
cowslut
42. Nitsua - October 26, 2007 6:55 PM
WHAT A FAT TRAIN
her & her buddy can't balance on their boos
43. isitin - October 26, 2007 6:56 PM
I wouldn't fuck this hairy thing with your dick.................
44. Nitsua - October 26, 2007 6:56 PM
boots
45. Pablo - October 26, 2007 6:59 PM
Mmm... I want to be friends with Kim's ass!
46. k - October 26, 2007 7:19 PM
#21, that's Kloe and she is fucking hot!
47. International House of Pancakes - October 26, 2007 7:19 PM
She'd be okay if she had a little more meat on that bony ass of hers.
48. Amy - October 26, 2007 7:31 PM
OK.... but who's the tranny she's with....
49. wow - October 26, 2007 8:08 PM
Im going to build a home on her ass and raise my children there.....they will have plenty of room to rome and play.
50. ha. - October 26, 2007 8:12 PM
this girl looks like a bratz doll gone wrong.
ew.
51. A - October 26, 2007 8:39 PM
It has now become official, she is the sexiest women in the world. Esquire needs to change the results and name her the sexiest women because no one that I can think of is as beautiful and has an ass like her. Case closed, hands down, the badest women on the planet
52. Vernita Green - October 26, 2007 9:25 PM
#51. I agree
If I could have sex with her, you bet I would. And I am a straight female.
53. T - October 26, 2007 9:49 PM
god DAMN! She's HOT....what an ass...wow...DAMN!
54. 53 - October 26, 2007 9:51 PM
#52, ditto. shes like the hottest shit i`ve ever seen
55. spy - October 26, 2007 10:05 PM
Fuck, that woman is amazing. Best-looking brunette on the planet.
She stands around in front of the camera, making everyone wait.....and then she bends over and drops that ass-bomb.
Yessss!
56. Pixie - October 26, 2007 10:13 PM
Wow she looks fat in those pics. She looks like she's trying too hard.
57. Good looking white guy with money - October 26, 2007 11:40 PM
Hit it? Not a chance. Her entire existence revolves around having a big butt (now matched by big tits) to attract equally clownish black guys, then let them literally treat her like a toilet. I'll leave her to the masturbatory fantasies of check-to-check losers.
58. NP! - October 26, 2007 11:51 PM
Is that Whoopie in pic #5?
59. wtf - October 27, 2007 12:14 AM
damn the only people who don't like her are the jealous females hah
60. PostmortemG - October 27, 2007 12:20 AM
The guy standing on the left in pic #7 looks just like Franco Nero.
61. Auntie Kryst - October 27, 2007 1:52 AM
@57 Wow, well said. There are burns and then there are fuckin' infernos. Good post.
62. BishOP - October 27, 2007 1:54 AM
If you slap her huge ass hard enough the shockwave would stop time as we know it. Well, except for me because I'm awesome and I have a huge penis which would shield me from the blast. I could do things that really would made a difference in people lives like steal Britney's Jack In The Box meal and Starbucks drink...
Aww fuck...who am I kidding. I'd hop over on my pegleg, put my eyepatch on and bury my face in her ass and go "ARR WHAR BE THE BOOTY".
Then I'd wake up look at my plate and realize that my Long John Silver's fish sticks smell funny.
63. Auntie Kryst - October 27, 2007 2:08 AM
Wow, good thougt into that response. Dude it's ok to dig chicks and not feel compelled to like this gypsy whore/thief. That cunt isn't pretty, and what's worse she's not even a good person.
64. TrashyCeleb - October 27, 2007 5:57 AM
Yum @ the ambiguous ethnic hotness of the Kim. So after 5 years of listening to chicks and bleeding heart commie-symp treehuggers whine about unrealistic, unfair body image role models for women (kate moss, elle macpherson, et al), not you get a girl who has a big ass and suddenly everyone calls her fat. Hi, I'm irony, nice to meet you.
65. chiya - October 27, 2007 10:30 AM
shes got nice hair..
66. blizzy - October 27, 2007 11:13 AM
There's a part of me that feels bad for her dad. One day he was a famous attorney...the next his daughter is a skanky whore who's probably a colossal embarassment to him.
Hot? Nah. Some guys will fuck anything. Ask yourself this...would YOU stick your dick in a test tube at the CDC? No? Then why would u fuck a chick who was filmed gettin fucked by Ray Jay w/o a condom. If she were my daughter I would disown her via Text Message on her sidekick.
67. pablo13 - October 27, 2007 11:16 AM
she has super erotically figures
http://www.x3virtual.com
68. Anal Phlegm Munch - October 27, 2007 12:01 PM
Who is this ugly pig?
69. PSYKNRS - October 27, 2007 12:05 PM
This girl is hot and I'm a straight female anyone who knocks her is a jealous woman or guy that wishes he was a woman.
70. FuckCelebutards - October 27, 2007 12:42 PM
She has to have set some kind of record for the fastest person ever to becoming a parody of themselves. nice work. now go away.
71. Spanky - October 27, 2007 12:45 PM
Someone called this ball of make up and hair extensions the best looking brunette on the planet. thats fucking hilarious.
I gotta go with Petra Nemcova or A. Lima, for starters..
72. Petite - October 27, 2007 1:09 PM
blizzy - ..."the next his daughter is a skanky whore who's probably a colossal embarassment to him."
Blizzy~ her dad is dead now. He was OJ's attorney.
The Amazon girl is Kim's sister (or brother- teehee). Her other sister is prettier. Her youngest sister is a half-sister~ Bruce Jenner is the dad.
I learned all this from watching ONE SHOW. Just one, I swear!
73. Nitsua - October 27, 2007 3:00 PM
#6Hahahaaaaaaaaaa
DIRTY DISH TOWEL says it all!
74. Terr - October 27, 2007 3:02 PM
#69
SHUT the Fuck UP KIM
You smelly fat fake whore
75. Carlos - October 27, 2007 7:20 PM
I don't know, is Kim hot? Even if some blind fella with no sense of smell considers her a perfect 10, she would still lose 9 3/4 points just because the Erckel of R&B used her as a urinal.
76. mark - October 28, 2007 11:44 AM
she needs to jump in the sack with dennis rodman. he'll straight her out.
77. gerard Vandenberg - October 28, 2007 1:40 PM
JESUS CHRIST and GOOD LORD!! Such a woman is just a gift!! This girl is just my love. She looks so damn honest but her friend paris is definitely NOT. This girl must continue to show TITS, ASS and the rest of her body. But also being an complete honest girl..........and remaining that girl!!
78. BishOP - October 28, 2007 1:49 PM
Next issue of Playboy, you'll get your wish.
79. Figgy - October 28, 2007 2:05 PM
I wonder if her ass has cellulite?
Cuz if it doesn't, and that's all muscle, that would truly be astonishing. Plus, she'd be able to run the 50 yard dash in 2 seconds.
80. chiari - October 28, 2007 6:02 PM
ppl who worship this slut are retarded. her face was so busted before she got tons of plastic surgery and her huge fake ass is so pathetic. i hope she dies and i really mean it.
81. Sam - October 29, 2007 2:04 AM
KIM remains a USED URINAL HOLE.
there is no redemption from that
82. Kimmy is teeny - October 29, 2007 7:52 AM
Hey, I gots bigger tittys than Kimmy! Check out my tittys!
83. Texas Tranny - October 29, 2007 9:30 AM
118. Mama Pinkus – October 28, 2007 1:18 AM
Just a shout-out to Texas Tranny – I’ve always thought I was brave just being a liberal in this piece of shit state. That you survive with a sense of humor – AWESOME
Thanks Mama,
Mostly I travel as TT under the cover of darkness, where I can conceal my true identity behind a fabulous dress, wig and make-up. Everyday though, I do wear a sign of TT – pretty panties, under my slacks.
84. steven - October 29, 2007 9:30 AM
here scum father defended and assisted OJ. NEVER FORGET
85. Sofia - October 29, 2007 12:03 PM
those two are the best looking trannies I've ever seen.
86. Texas Tranny - October 29, 2007 1:32 PM
Nude pics are here..................
http://www.thenewsvault.com/cgi/news.pl?t=1218
87. FAT ASS ALERT! - October 29, 2007 3:31 PM
HERE WE GO AGAIN WITH NO TALENT FAT ASS!
88. BEAUTiiFULLMiiDLEEASTERNWOMAN{: - October 29, 2007 5:27 PM
OMGGG!
shes so pretty ..... miiiiidle eastern women alwayss rrr [:/<3
89. Narcissist - October 29, 2007 6:54 PM
Is she wearing a bathroom floor mat? It does look pretty good on her.
I seem to recall her being hideous when she first gained notoriety as a professional skank dog/STD sponge, though.
90. CJ - November 2, 2007 11:23 AM
Another worthless, surgically manufactured, self-centered bimbo not even in a class of her own...Paris has cornered the market on useless, media whoring idiots. Nothing to see here....let's keep it moving.
91. zsa - November 2, 2007 1:49 PM
She looks really pretty in pic 11, but she also looks like she leads with her boobs. She needs to hunch a little, it's just not normal...
=)
92. Gloria - November 19, 2007 12:29 AM
hr eyes are so big, i like her hair very much, she has a dood figure. but she has a account on a dating site called sugarcupid.com. is she lonely? who knows.
93. D - November 28, 2007 10:08 PM
NOT SURE IF THAT ASS IS REAL OR NOT...BUT I THINK I'M GOING WITH "NAY" HOWEVER KIM IS A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN AND I CAN;T BELEIVE THAT SOME OF YOU ARE DENYING HER THAT BUT IF THAT'S WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF THEN KEEP ON HATIN....U CAN ALWAYS TELL WHO'S UGLY...............SHE'S VERY ATTRACTIVE YOU GO KIM
94. D - November 28, 2007 10:08 PM
NOT SURE IF THAT ASS IS REAL OR NOT...BUT I THINK I'M GOING WITH "NAY" HOWEVER KIM IS A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN AND I CAN;T BELEIVE THAT SOME OF YOU ARE DENYING HER THAT BUT IF THAT'S WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF THEN KEEP ON HATIN....U CAN ALWAYS TELL WHO'S UGLY...............SHE'S VERY ATTRACTIVE YOU GO KIM
95. Slappy - November 29, 2007 8:21 PM
Kim Kardashian is too HOT !! Here's a few more sexy pics of her for you to enjoy.... I know I did:
http://gurlz-to-wank-by.blogspot.com/2007/11/kim-kardashian.html
96. jessica - September 25, 2009 7:10 PM
kloe isnt even close to looken like man for all those who say she does, like they say takes one to know one.so stop haten just cause you aint shit .no one could judge anyone but god. peace