Oct 4 2007Kevin Federline shows Britney how to win a custody battle
Judge Scott Gordon ordered that Kevin Federline will maintain full custody of Jayden James and Sean Preston. Britney Spears will be allowed visitation, but only under close supervision. The hearing took place yesterday afternoon, but one person didn’t feel the need to show up. Let’s just say her name rhymes with Whitney Peers. The NY Daily News reports:
"This was the first day that he had custody of his children and he felt it was important for the court to see who he is and to be there should the court have any desire to ask him anything," said K-Fed's lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan.Experts had told The News it would have been a good idea for Spears, 25, to tell the judge face to face she was ready to clean up her act. Instead, she was spotted tooling around the Malibu hills with her dog, stopping at a Starbucks and a gas station.
Britney’s lawyer seemed oh-so-thrilled when asked about her absence:
“It's totally inappropriate from my perspective to make a comment on an active case without my client's expressed permission - and she's not here," lawyer Sorrell Trope bristled as he left Los Angeles Superior Court.”
It also should be noted that during the hearing Kevin Federline was wearing an eye patch. Don’t believe me? Read the article. Yeah, he claims it was for an eye infection, but c’mon. He was showing off. Hamming it up a bit, if you will. It’s kind of sad Britney wasn’t there to see him dressing like a pirate and still winning. Oh yeah, sure, it’s sad she didn’t show up to fight for her kids. That too. But seriously, she missed out on Captain Kevin of the S.S. Superdad. Talk about a real loss.
UPDATE: TMZ is reporting that Britney Spears is checking into rehab this week “in an attempt to get custody of her children.” Man the harpoons, Cap’n Kev! The whale is fighting back! Argh!

Reader Comments
1. fuphdog - October 4, 2007 10:54 AM
i wanna be a pirate too!!
2. Mike Hunt - October 4, 2007 10:55 AM
Good. She doesn't fucking care; you know it, we know it and now the world knows it.
People like that really exist. They just don't care about anything, ANYTHING, but their own ids. ("IDS" not I.D."s - it's Freudian for all the dumb shits out there)
3. Kara - October 4, 2007 10:56 AM
I wish there were pictures of him in an eye patch.
4. kevin federline fan - October 4, 2007 10:56 AM
Federline is god.
5. JM - October 4, 2007 10:56 AM
I can hear the quote now from Britney:
"I don't get why it's important for me to have custody. Even when I had them we only saw each other once a week for a supervised visit with my nannies. Christ, this is a great deal for me - I don't have to pay for nannies anymore yall."
Seventh!!!
6. kevin federline fan - October 4, 2007 10:58 AM
I wish there were pictures of him in the nude.
7. RAMistheMAN - October 4, 2007 10:58 AM
You know it's sad when you make Kevin Federline look like the responsible parent of the two.
8. Britney has an eye infection too - October 4, 2007 11:01 AM
Britney was upset; don't let anyone tell you otherwise. She was wearing a mask and everything 'cause of her eye infection. I think I know what Brit and K-Fed were doing to get their eye infections . . .
9. Ronin - October 4, 2007 11:04 AM
I feel sorry for that dog. It's doomed.
10. Steph - October 4, 2007 11:04 AM
can we all take a look at the sunless tanner stains on her hands?
classsseh.
11. sar - October 4, 2007 11:07 AM
Why don't the tabs stop photoing her. Maybe that will make her straighten up some, since she knows that bad things get her coverage, and lives for this. I definetily am tired of reading about her failured life, and am bored with it all. What people want to see is her being a good mother and back to a good performer. She needs help, and obviously all the tabloid attention is only making her worse.
12. Sam Hain - October 4, 2007 11:11 AM
i feel sorry for that straw...
13. Oops, i crapped my pants! - October 4, 2007 11:12 AM
#8 were they fingering their assholes and then rubbing their eyes? Because that's what I think happened.
14. Amber Dudczak - October 4, 2007 11:12 AM
umm Britney complains she looks like a fat pig then drinks VENTI Frappacinnos!? Is she kiddddddding.........WOW gross thats like mega cals idiot
15. mallory - October 4, 2007 11:14 AM
i would have loved to have been there. not at the trial, although i am a fan of eye patches, but when britney tried to take a sip of her starbucks and then realized that she never even took the wrapper off the straw. who just sticks it in? and i believe thats what she said.
16. nora - October 4, 2007 11:15 AM
that 2nd pic on the 2nd row is freaking the crap out of me.
17. Britney has an eye infection too - October 4, 2007 11:17 AM
#13 you have to go to my site for a better explanation. I can't go into details here, but let's suffice it to say that you aren't far off . . .
18. Cuntyface - October 4, 2007 11:18 AM
I couldn't give any more shit about this fuckbrained whore and her ex. Everytime I see it's a Britney story on this site I skip or wait for a clip of an ex-child star throwing a prick over his head.
19. Judy Greer - October 4, 2007 11:20 AM
The Superficial SUCKS!
Haters and masterbaters ALL of you!
20. moondust - October 4, 2007 11:20 AM
^ funny, i'm freaked out by the 2nd pic in the FIRST row.... she looks like an autistic child.
and 10, you are SO right. i thought she went to fake-n-bake salons anyway?
21. Nev - October 4, 2007 11:20 AM
I bet thats the first time shes put something long in her mouth that had a wrapper on it. Or anywhere for that matter.
At least she wont be having kids with her Iced Frappuccino.
22. moondust - October 4, 2007 11:21 AM
p.s. no offense to the autistic. or children.
23. Haroof - October 4, 2007 11:22 AM
damn is she hideous looking...
oofah.
24. Ed - October 4, 2007 11:23 AM
Does anyone else notice that the straw inside the Frap is actually still in the wrapper too??? Not sure how that's gonna work out in the end.....
....how sad....sad, sad, sad....she just looks spaced out and sooooo clueless.....almost starting to feel bad...almost.....
25. gotmilk? - October 4, 2007 11:23 AM
she looks pretty much out of it. i love that 2nd picture in the bottom row. it looks like she's growing a 'stache!
that dog is about to drown in her huge ass drink.
26. OMG - October 4, 2007 11:24 AM
AT 17----
MY EYES, MY EEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
27. Texas Tranny - October 4, 2007 11:24 AM
19. Judy Greer - October 4, 2007 11:20 AM
The Superficial SUCKS!
Haters and masterbaters ALL of you!
I know I am. What are you?
28. Ed - October 4, 2007 11:26 AM
To add to my last comment though, I take it back, she's even sadder than we think, she's hamming this up and loving every bit of the attention and is totally deluded. She's "hiding" her face in the last pics -- if she wanted to hide, why did she let the other pics snap properly? And why even go out!?! She's filthy rich, cant she have an errand boy bring her a frap to her home or wherever she is without being seen at all!?!?
29. ^ - October 4, 2007 11:27 AM
well he/she is on the site, so what does that say.
he/she can't spell either.
30. T-BOJANGLES - October 4, 2007 11:28 AM
I'D DO PIRATE K-FED..
ARRRRR!!!
31. Spongebob Gangsta - October 4, 2007 11:28 AM
She looks like an crazy old woman in a Winnebago.
The rat dog adds the finishing touch.
32. Kitty - October 4, 2007 11:29 AM
X17 is saying that she wasn't required to be there... who knows if that is true or not.
Her lawyer's statement here really proves nothing. I read it as he is simply stating that he isn't going to talk about her without her being there.
33. Barry LeFarge - October 4, 2007 11:30 AM
It would have been better if K-Fed talked like a pirate while he was in the courtroom. "Aaarrrgghh, Judge! Gimme my kids or I won't be able to buy anymore booty!"
34. Sara Lee - October 4, 2007 11:30 AM
Son: Daddy what do you do at work?
Paparazzi: I hang out with a bunch of men and follow Britney Spears all day long to take pictures of her.
Son: Where do you go?
Paparazzi: Britney's House, Night Clubs, Fast Food, Gas Stations, Tanning Salons, Stores, and Starbucks.
Son: You don't really do much at work daddy?
Paparazzi: Go to sleep son.
35. gcoke - October 4, 2007 11:32 AM
@34 LOL
pap are fucking stupid. how fucked up is it that they have to take pictures of other people for money? it's like photo prostitution..
36. PunkA - October 4, 2007 11:34 AM
PR wreck. She just has no clue how to behave like a responsible adult. In an industry where image is everything, hers is in the toilet. She is as responsible as a 13 year old, and dresses like a street urchin.
Career is over. And she still has her millions. And will still get paid from douchebag paparazzi photags for ifo on where she is going, etc. Ridiculous.
37. gotmilk? - October 4, 2007 11:40 AM
Britney gives a whole new meaning to "Thar she blows!"
38. Deaf Dumb and Blind Kid - October 4, 2007 11:41 AM
@28 Right on Ed!
She is living for this shit. She isn't heartbroken or suicidal, she's just an out and out fucktard. She loves the attention, good or bad news. Following the travails of this hillbilly moved me from bemusement, astonishment, now I'm just pissed at her behavior.
"We forsake you...Let's forget you better still". From Tommy by The Who.
39. daguz - October 4, 2007 11:45 AM
That's the second Venti that I've seen her with in as many days. I'll bet it is a Caramel Frappuccino® Blended Coffee at 500 calories...
She needs this link:
http://www.starbucks.com/retail/nutrition_beverages.asp
40. lux - October 4, 2007 11:46 AM
That's not Malibu, she's on Ventura Blvd in Studio City...get you facts straight! God I wish she'd move out of Malibu and take her bad press and pap entourage with her. Malibu locals only!
41. west - October 4, 2007 11:49 AM
it'b obvious she doesn't want the kids so why bother. what's w/ the visiting rights? like she would ever take to go to see them. she should fuckin' be prohibited from getting pregnant, like ever again.
42. BunnyButt - October 4, 2007 11:52 AM
Judy, there's no such thing as a masterbater. Perhaps you mean masturbator. Maybe you wouldn't be so uptight if you actually tried masturbating. We all know by now that you love Britney, so get out a vibrator, think of her, and have a lovely, relaxing afternoon with yourself.
As for the real Britney, she's screwed up her life, and she has no one to blame but herself, so don't hate US for holding her responsible for her actions. She's a grown up now, and she needs to act like one. Most of us do so, and we work hard at it each and every day. That's why we're disgusted with someone who has wasted the great opportunites she's been given rather than appreciating them and making the most of them.
them and making the most of them.
43. PhotoTiki - October 4, 2007 11:52 AM
She traded the kids in for a dog...they are way easier to take care of
44. BunnyButt - October 4, 2007 11:52 AM
Oops! Sorry about that typo!
45. Grace - October 4, 2007 11:59 AM
It's a shame that "rehab" is such a facilitator of continuing bad behavior. All it does is give slimebags another chance to fuck over decent folks who live their lives with self-control and responsibility. "Addiction" has become a total farce.
46. mtnbiker - October 4, 2007 12:02 PM
With all that money, she should be able to get her nails done regularly too, ewwww
47. Dr. Johnny Fever - October 4, 2007 12:05 PM
Not defending Britney 'cause, let's face it, she's a disaster. However, I can't help but think that every single fuckhead in that gaggle of brainless idiots crowding around the car and shoving cameras at all the windows deserves to get run over and left on the side of the road with broken knees. In what universe are they doing anybody any good at all? At least leeches make the occasional medical contribution.
48. Joe Pulp - October 4, 2007 12:06 PM
I hate her so much these days.
http://testosterone-zone.com
49. Jamie - October 4, 2007 12:09 PM
Re: The pic of Britney holding a Starbucks fattening drink shows Brit's hands with the tanning lotion.
She did not blend it in well and you can see huge brown spots ha! I do a better job at home with my quick tan lotion.
50. Vernita Green - October 4, 2007 12:13 PM
Aaaaaand Britney is an idiot... No, no Judge, she can totally take care of children when she can't even figure out how a straw works. It's fine, just give her time.
51. havoc - October 4, 2007 12:14 PM
"he (Federline) felt it was important..."
Bullshit. His lawyers told him to shave and have his ass in that courtroom.
The funniest part of this whole circus is that Federline is being portrayed as the better parent!
LMFAO!!!!!
.
52. Tommy - October 4, 2007 12:17 PM
Where's your hat Britney? WHERE'S YOUR GODDAMN HAT??!!
53. KamUK - October 4, 2007 12:19 PM
God those fake nails are disgusting anyone who wears those things should have their kids taken away and then adopted by Brangelina that is a given.
I'll take the dog because it's too good for her too.
I am so bummed I missed the eye patch I need to see that.
54. Hecubus - October 4, 2007 12:19 PM
That's just beautiful, showing up with a fucking eye patch on knowing you're still going to get custody. He should show up next time in a bear costume sprayed with fake blood, he'll still retain custody.
55. Gumby - October 4, 2007 12:20 PM
Ew how about the fact that she looks toothless in the 2nd pic :P GROSS
56. Julie K - October 4, 2007 12:23 PM
If she were not "Britney Spears", would anybody walking past her give her a second glance? She is not attractive and her wardrobe is awful. I cannot even laugh at her anymore, she is too sad for words.
57. leatherdaddy - October 4, 2007 12:26 PM
look at that neck. at 25 her neck looks like its 50. thats all i see when i see her. that and all the extra baggage (pun intended).
and since i just got here, 57th!
58. evilqueen - October 4, 2007 12:32 PM
isn't it so damn OBVIOUS that K-Fed is using his own kids (as a tool) in order to get more $$$ which he can NEVER eran and wanna live in that kinda of lifestyle... this is what i call totally "USELESS"
PS : i had never see any article that say "he is concern with his kids from his previous marriage" or "K-Fed brought the kids to the zoo"
59. Sassy - October 4, 2007 12:38 PM
Ummm nice nails. She only brings in nearly $800,000 a month and she has nasty nails? And she complains she's a "fat pig", yet she's drinking a GALLON of frap.........ya okay.
60. blabla - October 4, 2007 1:01 PM
where's her mother to whoop her ass, make her clean up the dishes and ground her? Can no one make her take control of her f**ked up lie? Jeeesh... She's probably thinking about suicide... pathetic.
61. Devil's Advocate - October 4, 2007 1:09 PM
For all the K-Fed detractors stating that he just wants the kids so he can get more moolah, so? There are women in the world who make it their life's mission to get knocked up by some rich athlete/star/recording artist so they can rake in a fat check for 18 years. It's about time a dude flipped the script and lived it up off of some dumb chicks cash. And he may not give a rat's ass about his kids, but at least he puts up a better front than Britney. So what if she didn't HAVE to be in court, if she really cared about her kids (or her image) should would have wobbled her stanky behind to court. Kudos to K-Fed for at least having the sense to hire a better legal team and actually FOLLOWING THEIR ADVICE.
62. deedee - October 4, 2007 1:18 PM
Title should read "Britney shows Kevin Federline how to lose a custody battle". He really didn't have to do anything positive to get those kids - just sit back and let her show the world what an unfir mother she would be.
63. Miaoudeminou - October 4, 2007 1:19 PM
#2 I agree!
Look what she's drinking! Hell, if I were to drink that much Starbucks in a day, I'd be as fat as her too! If she just started eating right again.....
Oh fuck it, like she cares.
64. deedee - October 4, 2007 1:20 PM
"unfit" - damn, who keeps switching those keys?
65. Shallow Val - October 4, 2007 1:24 PM
19 you numb idiot....it's spelled MASTURBATORS.
I'd rather be a shallow masturbator, (I don't hate anybody, I just calls 'em as I sees 'em), than an ignorant, incoherent, gramatically challenged inbred person named Judy anytime. Go home bitch, pick up an unabridged "dick-shon-erry" and then hit yourself with it.
(Shallow Val fingers self as she types)
66. woowoo - October 4, 2007 1:26 PM
#65 on fishing boats its "masterbaiters"
67. George - October 4, 2007 1:27 PM
What a couple of retarded cartoon characters, she looks like Homer Simpson with that ugly mug and five o'clock shadow, and he thinks that is he is the guy from Johnny Quest or the Hathway Man.
Also, why doesn't she just buy a Starbucks Franchise since that is all she ever does now, drinks Starbucks Frappachinos.
68. NoAngel - October 4, 2007 1:27 PM
She looks old, broken and sad. I'm no fan of Ms. Spears, but I feel awful for those kids of hers.
She looks as if she's been beaten and has just accepted defeat. I think she knows that she screwed up big time and is having a hell of a time accepting that she so thoroughly failed her children.
Rehab is exactly what she needs, but she needs real rehab.
69. Golden Retriever - October 4, 2007 1:31 PM
She'd better be taking better care of that cute puppy, or I'll come over there and poop all over her. But I don't think that anyone will really notice seeing that she looks like dog shit anyways.
70. allyrising - October 4, 2007 1:37 PM
Income of $700K a month doesn't mean anything if you have the mentality and IQ of a 5-year-old. That's what's so tragic. It's like giving a dog a million dollars. The truth is this bitch has been mentally regressing since she was 17, and no amount of money is going to help her now. So we really can't blame her for being filthy rich and not being able to clean up her act.
That being said, I would still like to see her drown her children before she offs herself. This planet doesn't need two more spoiled, mentally retarded, white trash rugrats wasting anymore of our resources. Bring it on, bleeding hearts.
71. yella - October 4, 2007 1:41 PM
Did anyone else notice that Britney didn't take the wrapping off her straw before drinking that?
72. Me - October 4, 2007 1:42 PM
Is her drink big enough?
73. Guy - October 4, 2007 1:45 PM
When I saw that last photo I actually felt sorry for her, it's like a parody on modern society with the amount of cameras focused on her.
74. jenster - October 4, 2007 1:47 PM
Jeebus tapdancing on a tampon christ,
you CANNOT write shit like this......wearing a fucking eyepatch....meanwhile
Shitney's making a starbucks run.....man o man
75. Refresh - October 4, 2007 1:49 PM
Why does she still have the wrapper on that straw ? Look at it ! Poor Britney
76. fittydollarbill - October 4, 2007 1:50 PM
this is the greatest meltdown in media history.
she's gonna burn down her house or run someone over or undercook pork, wait, she don't cook. she can't make coffee. and she doesn't seem to be ready for any sort of rehab-
she doesn't have anybody around her who isn't on her payroll. maybe her coke dealer. its bad news when your best friend is your drug dealer.
i feel sorry for the dog also.
77. FACE - October 4, 2007 1:50 PM
I still want to fock the sheet out of her. Her legs are so sexy. I like the phat ass, too. Let those white kids go - I will knock her up with some black ones.
78. Kara - October 4, 2007 1:53 PM
@70...So Chris Benoit style?
Minus the fact he had way more talent than her and she would never kill herself with a weight machine...maybe 30 pounds of McDonalds meat though...
79. jen - October 4, 2007 1:53 PM
she forgot to take the wrapper off of the straw.
80. Márkus - October 4, 2007 2:03 PM
If Britney kills herself, she'll be the new Marilyn Monroe.
81. Joe Six Pack - October 4, 2007 2:03 PM
Man I love that last picture. Check out the dude filling up his pickup just taking in the whole mess that is Brittney Spears and the souless assholes taking pictures of her.
82. Hastings - October 4, 2007 2:05 PM
Good. Now all the courts need to do is have Britney lose custody of her dog.
GO, Cap'n Fed! It doesn't matter if you're in it for the money, just make sure those kids are happy.
83. i like the dog - October 4, 2007 2:14 PM
he is cuter than her children. maybe that is why she liked him more.
84. my comment - October 4, 2007 2:21 PM
2nd picture, top row.
Scary!
85. Micky Mc - October 4, 2007 2:22 PM
@60
She's twenty fucking five years old. It ain't her momma's responsibility.
I want that dog.
86. Lee Presson - October 4, 2007 2:22 PM
Those nails!!!!!!!!!!
Can you imagine where they've been!?
ugh!
87. cuke scrub - October 4, 2007 2:26 PM
Princess puffyface needs a serious facial.
No, not *that* kind of facial you sick fuckers.
88. blabla - October 4, 2007 2:28 PM
#85, I think she's in a bubble since she started her adolescent music carreer... no responsibilities, no authority, no nothing. It's hard as shit to learn on your own, that's why people teach it. She's definetly skrewed up - I think a momma's whooping would do her very good...!
Or perhaps someone should kidnap her and take her to a 'reeducational' camp for a year or so... she would come back a new woman!
89. jennnn - October 4, 2007 2:48 PM
note the self tanner (orange stains) on her hands niiiiice
90. Danklin24 - October 4, 2007 2:52 PM
Britney gets visitation rights. Hmmm. Thats voluntary, right? So that means she'll never see her kids again. What a great mom. Spend the day with your kids Britney. Hell no, im going shopping and i have a new car i have to pick up. Oh, and some coke to pick up from my dealer, i dont have time for such silly games as changing diapers.
91. Lauren - October 4, 2007 2:55 PM
I don't get it...I live 1/4 mile away from all the places she 'stops', and I've yet to see her....I mean I once did see a sea of papps in front of an antique store, but I go to the same gas station, the same starbucks, the same Ralph's and somehow, I miss the frenzy. And that Shell station is small and in an awkward place so I'm sure the 10,000 cars made for a nice traffic jam.
Thanks y'all!
92. Danklin24 - October 4, 2007 2:56 PM
Also, im not too familiar with those fancy Starbucks drinks, but isnt the wrapper supposed to come off the straw before you put it in the drink?
93. Lauren - October 4, 2007 3:00 PM
yes it is....and just in case you thought that maybe the gas station and starbucks were next to each other so that perhaps she just hadn't had a chance to take the paper off...they're not.
94. jrzmommy - October 4, 2007 3:00 PM
Look at the size of that coffee drink thing! That's gotta have like, 8500 calories in it.
95. umawwi - October 4, 2007 3:16 PM
she really looks like shit in these pictures. damn her to hell.
96. britcrit - October 4, 2007 3:17 PM
What is sad is that all Britney has to do all day is hang out at Starbucks and gas stations, and she is perfectly fine with it. Oh, that and go to garage sales of dead old ladies to swipe their clothing for a quarter each so she can dazzle the paps with her fabulous fashion sense. Honestly- is she wearing a bikini top under a polyester 70's dress?
And by the way, SHE'S FUCKING FAAAAAATTTTTT!!!!!
97. britcrit - October 4, 2007 3:19 PM
Wait- I mean nightgown, not dress. Poor thing's so damn depressed over losing her kids that she can't even gather the strength to dress herself in the morning, or noon, or whenever she decides to begin her empty day. Luckily she still manages to eat and get her fraps everyday.
98. Pikachelsea - October 4, 2007 3:37 PM
Haha, she looks like an absolute retard. She is so disgusting... doesn't even care enough to show up in court. Probably because she knows it's pointless and the kids would be better off left in a dark alley than with her.
btw, wtf is up with her giant porkchop legs? Gross.
99. Wicked Wendy - October 4, 2007 3:41 PM
I think BItchney is flying high again......xanax is a wonderful thing!!!
I used to care...now I take a pill for that!!
this girls hygene makes me sick!! No wonder KFed left her stanky ass....we can only see it, can you imagine SMELLING it??? NASTY!!!!
100. whatever - October 4, 2007 3:41 PM
ARRRRR!!! You best be givin me my kids judge! There are more fearful things in this custody battle than PIRATES!!! There's booty! Fat, skanky booty! And I don't want my kinds near it!
101. Nat - October 4, 2007 3:46 PM
I'm pretty sure she's got the new Starbucks Mochalardachino there. It's made with 2 Hershey bars and 4 cups of Crisco.
102. flavio - October 4, 2007 4:08 PM
seems like she's relived. come on, this idiot has no business even pretending to raise children. she's been a performer with a ridiculous schedule since she could walk, practically. she's totally uneducated, has never had to do shit for herself other than dance and show up when and where her mama told her to. and she's basically the mental and emotional equivalent, right now, of about a 14 year old girl. she wants to party all night with her friends, and be hung up on bullshit socialite crap. i doubt she'll miss those kids for more than about 30 seconds.
103. swan - October 4, 2007 4:52 PM
Check out the guy in the last pic way in the back by the yellow truck.
104. Jackie - October 4, 2007 4:53 PM
#98
You are being very harsh. Britney did not show up to court because she had a hang over.
105. Whatever - October 4, 2007 5:04 PM
I can't stand Britney, but at the same time I feel totally sorry for her. K-fed practically spent their whole marriage in Las Vegas -the whole time she was pregnant -screwed around on her -didn't even know what she named the second one -wasn't even there for the birth -and now that fucker is kissing her parents' ass and just trying to take more of her money. I'm sure she feels totally screwed over by everyone. I would have a shitty attitude as well. She got played, and she's in a tailspin about it. Now she just needs to get up take a shower and clean up her act. Which is going to be hard because I'm sure she feels like that asshole K-fed didn't act like he gave a shit when they were married, but now that they are divorced he can exert a weird sort of control. He's a manipulator.
106. ssdd - October 4, 2007 5:18 PM
Pic 7 & 8, ridiculous, no seriously fucking ridiculous.
107. block - October 4, 2007 5:23 PM
if that's the White Chocolate Frappuccino blended crème - whip, Venti, non-fat, then it's 760 calories and 21 grams of fat. that's 1/3 of her RDA calories, and more fat than she should get in a day. and all those people who stop at starbucks on their way to the gym wonder why their asses are still so fat
108. Sonia - October 4, 2007 5:35 PM
is it just me or did anyone else notice that her straw is still in its wrapper?
109. ermalee - October 4, 2007 5:36 PM
She looks so ragged. In the frappuccino pic her fingers are all stained from mystic tanning and her nails are really messed up. She just looks really dirty. See what child stardom does? She obviously doesn't give a fuck about herself, yet is really selfish in other regards. It's sad. It's like she'll never grow up.
110. Black & White - October 4, 2007 5:57 PM
#107 LOL!
I think Britney loves her dog more than her sons. She spends more time with the dog than her sons.
111. whackjob - October 4, 2007 6:00 PM
She was too busy on her computer looking at pix of Charlie's erect penis.
Love the mustache/goatee shadow thing on her in the main photo? So not only will she be fat and cheetos-powder dusted, she'll be hairy. Great. Just the way I like 'em.
112. bint - October 4, 2007 6:02 PM
I feel bad for the little dog, he looks terrified. I didn't give a rat's ass about the stupid kids, but someone needs to get that dog away from her.
113. WTF? - October 4, 2007 6:05 PM
I don't wish ill upon her, but if she does take her own life I hope she does it as a suicide bombing mission and takes out all of the photogs with her!
114. Mr.E - October 4, 2007 6:07 PM
she has the entire wrapper still on the straw...
i mean, that's the least of her problems but still, the wrapper's on the straw. haha
115. boo - October 4, 2007 6:12 PM
Is that GLUE all over her nails? And in the top pic, it looks like she just crawled out of a ditch. Her face and neck look dirty, with the white lines in her neck. WTF, she has the neck of a 50 year old!
116. Daisy - October 4, 2007 6:17 PM
Did anyone realize that the wrap is still on the straw and the straw is in the drink? That's just sad! I know children who know better.
117. Thomas - October 4, 2007 6:58 PM
$800,000 a month - you'd think her ragged ass could send one of the security guards out to get her goddamn ice cream float of a coffee. But noooo, she WANTS the world to see her looking like xanexed out shit on a stick (and her little dog too).
At least one of the guards would've had the sense to take the wrapper off the straw!
118. Britneyblows - October 4, 2007 7:35 PM
Britney sucks.
She's 25, has two children who she doesn't give two sh*ts about, is battling drug addictions, and a major spoiled brat who still causes temper tantrums. She needs a reality check maybe this issue and her failure at the VMA's will help her realize she needs to change some things in her life, and that she is responsible for what happens in her life- and to stop blaming other people.
119. Shell - October 4, 2007 7:41 PM
OMG WHO CARES?!?!
I KNOW I SURE DONT HONESTLY SHES DUMB AND UGLY WHY IS SHE EVEN IN THIS WHO CARES ABOUT HER SHE WASTED HER LIFE NOW WERE WASTING OURS WITH THIS CRAP THAT WE READ EVERY SINGLY DAY ABOUT THIS LOW LIFE HONESTLY I DONT CARE JUST GET OUT OF HERE BRITNEY YOU SUCK LEAVE THE COUNTRY SO I DONT READ ABOUT YOU ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!1
120. janny - October 4, 2007 7:50 PM
Doesn't matter how sobber she is, she still is a terrible mother who doesn't love those kids.
121. Jan - October 4, 2007 8:15 PM
You are the funniest on the net!!! Brilliant!!!
122. BunnyButt - October 4, 2007 8:15 PM
I wish someone would send that dog to me to make sure it's safe, loved and well taken care of. And when I say dog, I mean the dog, not Britney.
123. E. Normous Johnson - October 4, 2007 8:46 PM
This Britney bitch is fucked in the head.
124. shosho - October 4, 2007 8:48 PM
she looks already dead in the pictures.. am sure she'll get her kids back..but let her forget about her career..!!!!! for start off she needs to stop drinking fraps!! these shitty drinks have around 600-800 kcals!!! she needs to loooose weight not gain anymore!! God i'd love to be her nutritionist
125. E. Normous Johnson - October 4, 2007 8:49 PM
I think Britney should do Playboy or Penthouse to help ressurrect her career. Maybe even consider doing lesbian porn. I would buy every movie this chick is in where pussy lickin is involved. After all, its finger licking good and Britney likes that.
126. farty_mcshitface - October 4, 2007 9:01 PM
wow, in that one pic 2nd in 2nd row, she looks like she is about 45. i really mean it. all the kfc and cheetos mixed with gallons of booze have taken a substantial toll on a woman i once found to be quite intoxicating in her own right.
she has never recovered from when dusty craterlake dumped her. shortly after that is when all the erratic behavior started. from the moment she married that old friend of hers that lasted like 1 or 2 days. to the kfed situation. that displayed a very clear lack of critical thinking and was an indicator that she was losing her grip which was never very strong to begin with. she will be dead in like 2-3 years from overdose be it booze or drugs or both.
127. FromOutOfNoWhere - October 4, 2007 9:18 PM
WTF. I mean she is fine and hot and definitely booty licious. But her thrown together song is number 1.?
quoted from CNN
"" Her new song, "Gimme More," is now a success on the music charts -- despite the pop star's turbulent personal life and the humiliation of her much-panned performance at MTV's Video Music Awards.
This week, "Gimme More" -- released to radio stations in August -- topped Billboard's Hot Digital Songs chart at No. 1 with 179,000 downloads, and jumped from No. 68 to No. 3 on Billboard's Hot 100.""
128. mabbo - October 4, 2007 9:28 PM
Well I won't comment on her personal life. I think enough people are doing that. I will say, professionally, she isn't dead yet. "Gimme More" just shot up the Billboard Hot 100, in like a couple days. The song went from 68 to 3, and will most likely climb to #1. It is her biggest hit since "Baby One More Time" and her last hit since "Toxic". It's ironic that while her personal life keeps getting worse, her professional life is still hanging in there. If she can release a couple more hit songs, her music career will survive another couple years, even if she puts no promotion behind it. The album might not do huge numbers, but it will sell several million worldwide. The video for "Gimme More" is officially released to itunes tomorrow and given wider broadcasting starting early next week.
129. AmeriCanadian - October 4, 2007 10:29 PM
I noticed the straw wrapper, too. Amazing the stupid bitch DIDN'T notice it. Maybe she should try using a fucking reuseable container. Is the fucking drink BIG enough? Geez!
I've never even tried Frappucino...I don't like coffee. I only ever get a green tea latte with 1% milk in a reuseable container from Charbucks. Now that I know the frap is 3495450 calories I'll keep steering clear of it. :O.
I can't believe someone with some much $ and free time has such gnarly disgusting fake nails and stained fingers.
She looks like a two bit meth hooker.
130. Catherine - October 4, 2007 11:03 PM
just what she needs another calorie laden coffee drink i think those kids are better off without her
131. soy - October 4, 2007 11:14 PM
If i owned STARBUCKS
I'd shiver everytime her pic shows her with a frapppaappathingey
:( I'm just saying
132. mez - October 5, 2007 12:32 AM
omg take a look at her fucking fake tan stained fingers lol. No wonder she looks like a fat pig how big is that drink. ewwwwwwwwww
133. Dollea - October 5, 2007 6:22 AM
The last two pictures, of the vultures all over the car stealing Brit's pictures are the most disturbing to me....What a completely obscene scene! Oh, and the one picture of her unsmiling holding that poor dog.......That speaks volumes, but it's partly her own fault too.....There's a lot of blame to go around
134. IKE - October 5, 2007 8:12 AM
The media must make her life a prison.
To the media: “I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain.”
- Mike Tyson
I bet she feels the same. Hell, she' s probably just as crazy, too. :)
135. Alli Sims - October 5, 2007 9:45 AM
That is not fake tan lotion on her skin you idiots ! Its Coffee ! FUCKHEADS
136. DrJava - October 5, 2007 12:41 PM
You know, the reason theis custody thing sucks is because I think she'll have to cut down on showing us her 'junk' now. :( That is, if she is receiving good legal advice, and taking it :D
137. Baz - October 5, 2007 2:32 PM
Did anyone notice that Britney is trying to drink a Frappucino with the cover still on the straw??? Clever.
138. redsonja1313 - October 5, 2007 5:43 PM
ok how does she not weigh 300 pounds. She eats nothing but fast food, ice cream and booze. There has to be at least 2000 calories in that drink alone. She should already look like Anna Nicoles mother. I think Meth and Heroine have to be the drug of choice or she really would be the size of a beached whale
139. Elle - October 5, 2007 9:37 PM
She could at least remove the wrapper from the straw before putting it in her drink.
140. JR Scrotem - October 6, 2007 9:58 PM
It's ok, Brit. I still love ya. BTW did you get tested for herpes yet? My dick itches and burns like a mother.
141. MikeyB - October 7, 2007 1:53 PM
What's with celebs checking into rehab like it's a friggen hotel? Do they live in their own little world where reality doesn't take place? Oh wait, that was rhetorical.
142. astella - October 7, 2007 11:54 PM
at least SKIP THE WHIPCREAME!
143. McLashen ya bass - October 9, 2007 12:12 AM
Dear lord, image 6 is well up there in the "psychotic axe wielding loon standing in the dark outside your bedroom window staring in at you calmly before hacking you to bloody shreds" scary...
Look really she should join the useless Spice "Girls" once the ginger one leaves again (ooh in a about 5, 6 weeks) alternatively and more reality based, she should get the feck outta LA and away from the sychophants, come on, she's not a jobbing TV actor, most singers, bands sell tons of CDs and gigs without residing in that ere place.... ahhhh yes sorry... forgot, it's all about the 'lifestyle' aye, bollox, what a trade off...
144. Sweet Delicious Flower - October 9, 2007 4:46 AM
OMG, I really shouldn't be reading this site at work.
All this laughing will get me fired eventually!
the-guy-who-bloggs-the-superficial - I want to have your babies!!!
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