English model/television personality Katie Price launched her new Jordan Haircare line today at Superdrug in London. I don’t think they used enough pink. I've somehow managed to not vomit. That being said, I’d like to thank the art director of this fantastic shoot. Now I finally know what Barbie would look like in real life – if she had epilepsy. Kudos.
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Reader Comments
1. Texas Tranny - October 25, 2007 5:18 PM
I love the dress, so pretty and feminine.
2. Chick Crack - October 25, 2007 5:20 PM
Finally, a line of haircare products for trannies!
3. stuperstar - October 25, 2007 5:20 PM
blahghghga. Another fake blond with too much makeup
4. whoneedsenemies - October 25, 2007 5:21 PM
She's got Paris' wonk eye on loan
5. Jimbo - October 25, 2007 5:22 PM
Thaaaaat's quite a picture on top. It's like reverse-porn photoshopping. Just remove the stuff she's holding in her hands, and add jizz dripping from her nose onto her lips (that's why her mouth is that way), and off course add the big first spurt landing directly in her right eye. I'm pretty sure that's what they started out with. In fact I think I've got the video clip around here somewhere....
6. whoneedsenemies - October 25, 2007 5:25 PM
She does look like a 40 year old porn star, no doubt.
7. eastcoastgirl - October 25, 2007 5:26 PM
How old is she? She's got the under eye wrinkles. Does not make for a nice closeup.
8. spy - October 25, 2007 5:27 PM
That woman is perfect. Now that Anna Nicole Smith is dead, its Katie Price time....
9. Jimbo - October 25, 2007 5:27 PM
@5 Troll - go back to blowing your brother you worthless pile of shit.
10. veggi - October 25, 2007 5:29 PM
Jimbo, relax, we knew that wasn't you. There are no spelling errors and it's funny.
11. Riotboy - October 25, 2007 5:30 PM
Who?
12. mrs.t - October 25, 2007 5:34 PM
Fucking Brits. If a woman's got a full set of teeth, she's a goddam supermodel over there.
13. mrs.t - October 25, 2007 5:37 PM
And the winking is bizarre. It looks unintentional. And it looks like one of my deep south cousins did a Frost 'N Tip on her-just wicked.
14. LL - October 25, 2007 5:39 PM
This is the best I've seen her looking, if it's the skank I'm thinking of. Is this the one with the show on E with her and her chav husband or whatever? That weave looks a little better than Britney's.
15. BigBoneDaddy - October 25, 2007 5:39 PM
I want to cram her doo-doo hole full of my man-meat.
16. KamUK - October 25, 2007 5:39 PM
PLease put this bitch DOWN or drop her even. She's not British - she's NOT, she's an American pretending there is no way we can claim this monstrosity.
17. FRIST!!! - October 25, 2007 5:41 PM
Burn!
18. Frick - October 25, 2007 5:43 PM
Yipes, what an ugly bitch. I wish she'd go stick that hair dryer up her ass...in the tub.
19. FRIST!!! - October 25, 2007 5:45 PM
Yikes @ 15
Anyone else just sick of this day?!?!? I'm ready for a Long Island. A nice big fat eight dollar Long Island
Anybody have eight dollars I can borrow?
20. MindRiot - October 25, 2007 5:47 PM
Yuck.
21. kpol - October 25, 2007 5:47 PM
It looks as though she's being electrocuted by the fine products she's hawking. It would explain the twitching and why her hair looks like some shoved a Van der Graaff generator up her ass.
22. Taylor - October 25, 2007 5:53 PM
Tired
23. blpressure - October 25, 2007 5:55 PM
I always thought she was ugly, got famous for her tits not her face. You only see her now because she married a gay Greek/Australian man who also got famous for his body. Now her younger sister is hot if you've ever seen her.
24. blpressure - October 25, 2007 5:58 PM
Fish, if you're going to put British chicks on the site give us Cheryl Tweedy/Cole. She's gorgeous, the only thing she has in common with Katie Price is she too became a beard and married a gay man.
25. Feckless - October 25, 2007 5:58 PM
@16 YES she's British and Michael Jackson is a black man. Quit trying to foist your undesirables on us. We have enough problems.
26. raveqqq - October 25, 2007 5:58 PM
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2289688
27. Texas Tranny - October 25, 2007 6:00 PM
#21 - I tried that once. All I can tell you is that it's a good test of your ability to relax and take deep breaths.
28. Missystar - October 25, 2007 6:02 PM
She looks like the old lady from There's Something About Mary.
29. Myrlte Beach - October 25, 2007 6:02 PM
creepy!
30. whoneedsenemies - October 25, 2007 6:13 PM
Is she promoting the new Dallas movie?
31. grobpilot - October 25, 2007 6:19 PM
Well, at least she's got great, big tits. I know, that's very superficial of me but, that's why we're all here.
32. Feckless - October 25, 2007 6:30 PM
You know if she actually turned either of those appliances on, her recycled rope wig would go up like Malilbu.
33. beesknees - October 25, 2007 6:35 PM
How is this person considered hot? She looks like Pamela Anderson's older cousin. These days, that's not a good thing.
34. Erka - October 25, 2007 6:38 PM
Woahh, that doesnt even look like her
35. Erka - October 25, 2007 6:41 PM
p.s. thats one retarded ass tattoo on her ankle
36. Jimbo is a gayboy bender. - October 25, 2007 7:17 PM
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!
37. penis - October 25, 2007 7:19 PM
I wonder how big his penis is. It looks like he's really got it taped back. Ouch.
38. s0fa - October 25, 2007 7:36 PM
uhhh....old hag?
39. kpol - October 25, 2007 7:52 PM
#27- LMAO - All I can say is shocking.
40. Miss Anthrope - October 25, 2007 7:56 PM
This twit proves that no matter how 4th rate and nondescript you may in fact be, as long as you have a big rack you will go far in life.
I suggest that all of the young women reading this should:
immediately abandon all plans for college
find an awesome plastic surgeon
spend college money on oversized, blatantly obvious implants
bleach your hair to get that dry, frazzled, straw like texture
Move to that God forsaken shit hole (aka Hollywood)
Wait for reality show, product endorsements, etc to start rolling your way
If that doesn't pan out, wait for some (rich) horny old man to take interest in your personality (ie, big tits). Get married.
Either way, you end up with a lot of cash without having to work that hard.
41. Me - October 25, 2007 7:56 PM
chipped nails and funky teeth. that's so hot
42. jacknasty - October 25, 2007 9:36 PM
man I hate Jordan. When I was in England you couldnt buy food or take the tube without seeing her ugly skank ass
43. Mike - October 25, 2007 10:02 PM
I love when boobs are so huge that they get pushed back towards the armpits when they're in tight clothes. I don't care what she looks like, those boobs are hot.
44. Pablo Escobar - October 25, 2007 10:25 PM
Hello, I no speake de English so well so I am not being able to read the story. By the picture I guessing they dig up dead hooker to make her advertise the shitty product, am I having this right ?
45. justtheobvious - October 25, 2007 11:20 PM
too much makeup, i bet she is ugly as crap without it. Looks like the New Tammy Faye Baker - reincarnated.
46. Jerri - October 25, 2007 11:26 PM
bleach out hair
3lb makeup
boob job
little tan
thye all kinda look related..like
Christina's A. twin sister?
47. D. RIchards - October 25, 2007 11:34 PM
Holy-fucking-good-god Holy Ghost! What is that thing? She looks like one of the wives from Goodfellas. I'd laugh if she accidently burned her eyebrows off with that dryer!
48. Makemepuke - October 25, 2007 11:40 PM
huh ?
49. Mike - October 26, 2007 12:23 AM
Ok first time posting on here but what in the hell happened?? This is the same Jordan from before??? Damn she got ugly...
50. funkycrime - October 26, 2007 1:36 AM
Nope..just, nope.
51. uhnotpretty - October 26, 2007 2:02 AM
Not one person has made mention about her ugly, fat retarded son on that show of hers. He's so gross...that's what abortions are for you fucking whore!!
52. ew - October 26, 2007 8:42 AM
he is gross. she was prob doing drugs and got pregnant from her drug dealer... thats how he happened.
her tits are so fucking ugly, that shit can only wear fat ass ugly bra.
she looks like a meth tranny with aids
53. c - October 26, 2007 11:07 AM
Tranny Faye Baker
54. Twig - October 26, 2007 11:38 AM
@ 51 and 52: its fair game having a go at Jordan for being an ugly tart, but having a go at a 5 year old child who happened to be born blind with severe special needs is the utmost in wankery. You should be ashamed of yourselves!
55. Valerie hates talentless hacks - October 26, 2007 11:40 AM
Hagsville - delusional - old - ugly - should be shot from a cannon to the sun
56. 52 - October 26, 2007 11:59 AM
i do kinda feel bad:-/. i guess it isn't his fault his mommy was prob doing drugs when she was preg.
57. noodlez - October 26, 2007 12:01 PM
What the hell is that thing?
58. Valerie hates talentless hacks - October 26, 2007 12:14 PM
52 - laughing my flipping head off.
59. Valerie hates talentless hacks - October 26, 2007 12:14 PM
I mean 53 (sorry 52)
60. Shallow Val - October 26, 2007 12:15 PM
If you REALLY look at her, you can tell that she's not pretty at all.....
61. jayla - October 26, 2007 2:34 PM
this is really disappointing, i've seen photos of katie price in the uk cosmo where she wasn't all big hair and too much make up and the woman is actually quite pretty...she needs to fire her styliest immediately
62. less ridiculous if - October 26, 2007 2:46 PM
i think she would be hotter as a single D cup, and if she had dark hair
63. evil - October 27, 2007 6:38 AM
I don't feel bad about commenting on her ugly, fat retarded kid. Why should I give a fuck about a fucked up piece of shit? The kid is fucking useless in society...what a waste of life, money and effort. You fucking know it's true...you just don't have the guts to admit it.
64. Aidan - October 27, 2007 12:32 PM
puke!
65. Batel - October 27, 2007 6:57 PM
What the fuck epilepsy had to do with it? :-/
66. glyniss - October 29, 2007 1:40 AM
puke puke puke!
67. Gloria - November 19, 2007 12:42 AM
she is lovely in this pink dress. but sometimes she is sexy, i heard that her profile on sugarcupid.com is popular .
68. rl - November 19, 2007 6:08 AM
Yea to repeat no. 65 - what the hell are you talking about??? I have epilepsy and to be compared to Katie Price is fucking depressing
69. Sally - February 28, 2008 9:55 AM
I cant believe how jealous you people are. Katie Price is a great business women & shes beautiful with or without make up.
Pamela anderson is a ugly whore not her. Leave her alone, at least shes making more money then you are!!
JEALOUSY KILLS !
70. Jenny - October 30, 2008 6:35 PM
HELL NO!!!
KAKIE PRICE YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE LOOKS SO HORRIBLE, OH MY GOD SO SO SO FAKE, PLASTIC GIRL.
A WORD OF ADVICE KATIE PALSTIC ABANDON YOUR GLAMOUR CAREER AND CONCENTRATE ON YOUR KIDS AND HUSBAND!!!
WAKE UP WOMAN STOP PUTTING PASTIC ON YOUR BODY!!!
THIS IS NOT JEALOUSY, YOU ARE FUCKING PATHETIC!!!!
GET SOME HELP
71. SARAH - October 30, 2008 6:42 PM
SIMPLY WORDS, KATIE PRICE.
YOU LOOK FUCKING DISGUSTING, GET SOME HELP AND STOP MAKING YOUNG GIRLS AND WOMEN THINK WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO YOUR BODY IS RIGHT AND OK, COS ITS NOT.
STOP DECIEVING OUR YOUNG GENERATION PLEASE!!!!!!!
AGAIN GET SOME HELP GIRL!!!!!!!
YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE PUKING WHEN I SEE YOUR BODY!!!