Oct 25 2007Katie Price is hot? Nope, that's a lie

I love the dress, so pretty and feminine.

Finally, a line of haircare products for trannies!

blahghghga. Another fake blond with too much makeup

She's got Paris' wonk eye on loan

Thaaaaat's quite a picture on top. It's like reverse-porn photoshopping. Just remove the stuff she's holding in her hands, and add jizz dripping from her nose onto her lips (that's why her mouth is that way), and off course add the big first spurt landing directly in her right eye. I'm pretty sure that's what they started out with. In fact I think I've got the video clip around here somewhere....

She does look like a 40 year old porn star, no doubt.

How old is she? She's got the under eye wrinkles. Does not make for a nice closeup.

That woman is perfect. Now that Anna Nicole Smith is dead, its Katie Price time....

@5 Troll - go back to blowing your brother you worthless pile of shit.

Jimbo, relax, we knew that wasn't you. There are no spelling errors and it's funny.

Who?

Fucking Brits. If a woman's got a full set of teeth, she's a goddam supermodel over there.

And the winking is bizarre. It looks unintentional. And it looks like one of my deep south cousins did a Frost 'N Tip on her-just wicked.

This is the best I've seen her looking, if it's the skank I'm thinking of. Is this the one with the show on E with her and her chav husband or whatever? That weave looks a little better than Britney's.

I want to cram her doo-doo hole full of my man-meat.

PLease put this bitch DOWN or drop her even. She's not British - she's NOT, she's an American pretending there is no way we can claim this monstrosity.

Burn!

Yipes, what an ugly bitch. I wish she'd go stick that hair dryer up her ass...in the tub.

Yikes @ 15

Anyone else just sick of this day?!?!? I'm ready for a Long Island. A nice big fat eight dollar Long Island

Anybody have eight dollars I can borrow?

Yuck.

It looks as though she's being electrocuted by the fine products she's hawking. It would explain the twitching and why her hair looks like some shoved a Van der Graaff generator up her ass.

Tired

I always thought she was ugly, got famous for her tits not her face. You only see her now because she married a gay Greek/Australian man who also got famous for his body. Now her younger sister is hot if you've ever seen her.

Fish, if you're going to put British chicks on the site give us Cheryl Tweedy/Cole. She's gorgeous, the only thing she has in common with Katie Price is she too became a beard and married a gay man.

@16 YES she's British and Michael Jackson is a black man. Quit trying to foist your undesirables on us. We have enough problems.

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#21 - I tried that once. All I can tell you is that it's a good test of your ability to relax and take deep breaths.

She looks like the old lady from There's Something About Mary.

creepy!

Is she promoting the new Dallas movie?

Well, at least she's got great, big tits. I know, that's very superficial of me but, that's why we're all here.

You know if she actually turned either of those appliances on, her recycled rope wig would go up like Malilbu.

How is this person considered hot? She looks like Pamela Anderson's older cousin. These days, that's not a good thing.

Woahh, that doesnt even look like her

p.s. thats one retarded ass tattoo on her ankle

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!

I wonder how big his penis is. It looks like he's really got it taped back. Ouch.

uhhh....old hag?

#27- LMAO - All I can say is shocking.

This twit proves that no matter how 4th rate and nondescript you may in fact be, as long as you have a big rack you will go far in life.

I suggest that all of the young women reading this should:

immediately abandon all plans for college
find an awesome plastic surgeon
spend college money on oversized, blatantly obvious implants
bleach your hair to get that dry, frazzled, straw like texture
Move to that God forsaken shit hole (aka Hollywood)
Wait for reality show, product endorsements, etc to start rolling your way

If that doesn't pan out, wait for some (rich) horny old man to take interest in your personality (ie, big tits). Get married.

Either way, you end up with a lot of cash without having to work that hard.

chipped nails and funky teeth. that's so hot

man I hate Jordan. When I was in England you couldnt buy food or take the tube without seeing her ugly skank ass

I love when boobs are so huge that they get pushed back towards the armpits when they're in tight clothes. I don't care what she looks like, those boobs are hot.

Hello, I no speake de English so well so I am not being able to read the story. By the picture I guessing they dig up dead hooker to make her advertise the shitty product, am I having this right ?

too much makeup, i bet she is ugly as crap without it. Looks like the New Tammy Faye Baker - reincarnated.

bleach out hair
3lb makeup
boob job
little tan
thye all kinda look related..like

Christina's A. twin sister?

Holy-fucking-good-god Holy Ghost! What is that thing? She looks like one of the wives from Goodfellas. I'd laugh if she accidently burned her eyebrows off with that dryer!

huh ?

Ok first time posting on here but what in the hell happened?? This is the same Jordan from before??? Damn she got ugly...

Nope..just, nope.

Not one person has made mention about her ugly, fat retarded son on that show of hers. He's so gross...that's what abortions are for you fucking whore!!

he is gross. she was prob doing drugs and got pregnant from her drug dealer... thats how he happened.
her tits are so fucking ugly, that shit can only wear fat ass ugly bra.
she looks like a meth tranny with aids

Tranny Faye Baker

@ 51 and 52: its fair game having a go at Jordan for being an ugly tart, but having a go at a 5 year old child who happened to be born blind with severe special needs is the utmost in wankery. You should be ashamed of yourselves!

Hagsville - delusional - old - ugly - should be shot from a cannon to the sun

i do kinda feel bad:-/. i guess it isn't his fault his mommy was prob doing drugs when she was preg.

What the hell is that thing?

52 - laughing my flipping head off.

I mean 53 (sorry 52)

If you REALLY look at her, you can tell that she's not pretty at all.....

this is really disappointing, i've seen photos of katie price in the uk cosmo where she wasn't all big hair and too much make up and the woman is actually quite pretty...she needs to fire her styliest immediately

i think she would be hotter as a single D cup, and if she had dark hair

I don't feel bad about commenting on her ugly, fat retarded kid. Why should I give a fuck about a fucked up piece of shit? The kid is fucking useless in society...what a waste of life, money and effort. You fucking know it's true...you just don't have the guts to admit it.

puke!

What the fuck epilepsy had to do with it? :-/

puke puke puke!

she is lovely in this pink dress. but sometimes she is sexy, i heard that her profile on sugarcupid.com is popular .

Yea to repeat no. 65 - what the hell are you talking about??? I have epilepsy and to be compared to Katie Price is fucking depressing

I cant believe how jealous you people are. Katie Price is a great business women & shes beautiful with or without make up.

Pamela anderson is a ugly whore not her. Leave her alone, at least shes making more money then you are!!

JEALOUSY KILLS !