Oct 22 2007Katie Holmes not looking like a librarian

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Lately Katie Holmes has been looking like a sad 40-year-old woman, so it’s nice to see her looking not only decent but kind of hot. Sure, crazy old Tom probably has her all drugged up so she obeys his every command. And maybe, because of that and a loveless sham marriage, Katie Holmes is dead inside. But at least she’s looking good which is all that really matters, right? I know, ladies, you’re overcome by my sensitivity. What can I say? I’ve got a heart that’s almost as big as these biceps. Go ahead, touch them. They won’t bite. Much.

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Still a fug!

Zombies Rule!

She is so F.U.B.A.R. !!!! But she can still smoke the sausage and I'll give the gravy...

Her blacks don't match. Fashion faux pas!

Looks like the inflatable belly is down for the day.

I still can't believe she's married to Private Dick.

^Jodi

Tom Cruise has a 1 inch pecker.

Congrats, Jess #1. You're better than everyone else. Good job.

She seems alright, kinda cute even. Although she is missing out on life with that tumor on her arm.

Hot is a word that should never be used with Katie again. Who cares what they look like with expensive clothes, naked she is a nightmare.

I'm still lookin' for the hot parts......she just looks like a dark haired version of that Spice bitch to me.

She's pretty hot for a mom...

She looks adorable, albeit unhappy.. as for the "blacks not matching" you probably wear white heels with matching purse after Labor Day. Pleeeasseee!!!

hot milfff 2 thumbs up

I love this site I tell everyone to read it.

Yeah she looks good....although. she always looks like she's in a state of hypnotic trance?? She has "crazy" eyes.

Aren't these people wealthy enough to afford clothes that are not threadbare?

As far as I am concerned, there are two actresses at the top of the elegant, modest, classy, and drop dead gorgeous list. Those two are Katie Holmes and Catherine Zeta-Jones. All the rest are in a pathetic tie for third.

All of the ad hominem attacks are just baseless and mean spirited.

Sorry, no Spears, Lohan, Hilton, Zellweiger train wrecks here.

So glad I got off the Fish when I did this afternoon. I would have been quite disappointed to see what boring posts he wrapped this day up with. I could have wasted some serious time when I could have been picking people off in the parking lot

wow, those shoes are extra special. jesus christ wtf happened to this chick?

Oh...thanks gotmilk, you made me look at her hideous shoes

She's sad because Tom said she can have no pasta and therefore an ass. Ever.

KH and CZJ certainly dress better than Spears/Lohan/others. Modest? CZJ? No way. Drop dead gorgeous? CZJ about 20 years ago. She looked 35 when she was 25, and she's been slowly thickening ever since. But, it's true, no "Juicy" clothing or genitalia flashes, so both are non-skanks. That's about it.

Where's BunnyButt? Her opinion on this is required. I think she is still under house arrest by the Scientologists. She's a dollface for certain, but not looking happy. It's like the crew is rushing to the limos before the paps and Xenu can get to them.

She looks like all my girlfriends do when I drill 'em in the ass for the first time. Still looking hot, but a little distressed and unhappy. LMAO! Good times...

atta girl Katie - let out the inner GOTH .....................

Man, you're right. She is "dead" on the inside. What amount of joy could her life possibly entail? Her marriage. Agh, her marriage. Could you imagine being fucked by little tommy-cruise? I bet it's so unrewarding. Having to lay there while Cruise masturbates his flaccid cock, trying to get it hard for you. Even when TomBoy's erect, he's looking over your shoulder at all that Nordic underage boy porno. After sex, Cruise runs to the shower to have one of his muscular male-servants wash your "filth" off of his little penis. Sad.

A nice woman! Maybe she can check this site richmingle.com to find some good friends.

I feel sorry for all of you. This girl is pretty, seems so sweet and yet due to your own feelings of inadaquecy you have to attack her.

sad

someone has a link to britney's blackout already at hiphopupdate.blogspot.com....downloaded it and its not bad! I'll be buying it regardless!

And you wanna know why she looks like a librarian? Simple because she is at the age, people are developing themselves. That scientology-loser and FAGGOT-asshole tommy cruise has the whole story of developing behind him. Now this sucker expect Katie to whipe of his ass after SHITTING. NICOLE KIDMAN was saved by the bell, so she left in time!!

Let's all give #30 a silent 'round of applause. He is so tender. He's going to make some guy, very, very lucky one day.

Librarians are hot and kinky - leave us and her alone.

There he has it. Now he is married to a (finally) taller version of himself.

I'm.... confused about this one. I want to feel sorry for her for being high on sex and agreeing to marry his crazy ass, but on the other hand I know they didn't actually fuck.... wow my head is spinning. Katie and Tom are a mystery of epic proportions that I don't even want to attempt to decipher.

Librarians are very cool and stylish...

Those pants are so stretched the seams look like they are about to burst open.

Also, we classify this as 'hot' now? Do you see what Britney Spears is doing to this country!?

clean-cut, always classical looks with great hair-style. the only thing sad or boring there is that she's still with that new-age fundamentalist tom cruise. i see that faggot as totally responsible for the misery of an other-wise all too loveable and attractive young woman. I haven't seen the girl smiling after the baby.

here she is on a great video:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Elc_2TB2PE8

enjoy (:

She never smiles... sad.

DAMN...SHE LOOKS LIKE A NUN...


http://www.spymac.com/details/?2283092

Nuns are hott!

Did you guys ever think that the reason she always looks so unhappy is because she gets followed by the paps much more then when she wasn't married to TC? I do however think that TC has a small pecker.

TCLTC

ever since I saw photos of her gnarly feet I don't like her no more, they were horrible looking

Nnnnnnnn.......nope.....still wallowing in mediocrity.

TCLTC

I still think its weird she was a virgin until she married Tom Cruise. How fucked up is that?

just wait until her lip herpes acts up again and disfigures her face for another month.

hmm... Lip herpes, virgin till marriage... no wonder TC was all worked up. All men like a good blowjob - gay or not.

I need a minute alone.

@28,
Nordic underage boy porno................
LOL

@50, Sam you're right about the blowjobs.

Gerard Vandenberg is a mental midget.

@40 eva! you link no workie!!! it say "video removed by the user" you tease!

TT - oh, yeah... i know that's right...

she's doing the robot walk she learn from her friend Victoria... Or she's been replaced by a robotic version of herself by the scientologists.

Hot?
What?
Oh I see . . . as in Brittny hot

I feel soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sorry for her........see on planet Zynogia!

Some of my favorite movies:

All the Right Moves
Risky Business
Top Gun
Born on the 4th of July
A Few Good Men

Tom Cruise is a stud!!!

her eyes tell a story of sadness......there is no way this marriage will last forever. She should be on the top of her game if she was happy with her life and the choices that she made but it seems to me she is not.

OMG!!!! What did Katie do?? She looks A.W.F.U.L now. She used to be so pretty with gorgeous long hair now look what she did to herself! Such shame! Who the hell would voluntarily choose a haircut like that??? That's birth contol for MEN!

Katie Holmes is dead. Tom Cruise murdered her. All that is left is Kate Cruise, a shell of a human being. Scientology obviously is not helping with her obvious depression. poor kid.

She is tired of wearing a strap on and fucking Tom in the ass, it is not the story book ending she had in mind.

Perhaps she finally realizes that she's made the biggest mistake of her entire life by marrying Cruise. Now, she and her daughter are completely controlled by the Church of Scientology. In fact, they OWN her and her kid. Scientology is about brainwashing, and it seems to me that they've done it to her. She will probably never get away from Cruise and the Scientologists, and if she does, it will be without the kid. NO WAY do those morons let her keep the kid. Those people are freaks.

what is with the way she walks, esp. picture #3, looks like she's resisting yet her legs move, like he is capturing her, yet she goes, such stiffness in her body & lack of expression in her face, like a tantrumy child being led.

why feel sorry for her? she wants the cash & the publicity, she didn't have to marry this guy, she has no talent so this was her only option, she's lucky she had one, many don't. spoiled brat who can't give out a smile any more, she must resent his fame, through him is the only way she could get it.


Fugly shoes.

THE HAIRCUT'S NOT THAT BAD FOR SOMEONE IN THE WHITE-COLLAR PROFESSIONAL WORLD, AT A CONSERVATIVE JOB, BUT FOR SOMEONE SO YOUNG.... MAN. IS SHE WORKING FOR STATE STREET BANK OR WHAT?

You ugly cunt, As anorexic as you are and not eating, you won't live to see 30. You soo ugly and scaringly thin that your daughter looks butt fucking ugly like you. And as to Tom Cruise. He's so ugly and short that it would take 6 inches to compensate for your elephant size body. Your the fucking reason why hollywood is so fucking thin you butch.

HEY KATIE! WHY DONT YOU MARRY ANOTHER LOSER LIKE TOM CRUISE SINCE YOU AND YOURE DAUGHTER ARE ONE! OH, AND BY THE WAY. YOU ARE BUTT FUCKING UGLY AND YOU NEED BRACES!!!

Tom Cruise is a motherfucker but Katie was blind to follow him.

she is cool in this black suit ,but still beautiful, her dress style on sugarcupid.com isalso nice .

Gloria your nutts for sticking up for the loser cruises. Katie is far from beautiful and if you look in a mirror and see yourself it's idiots like that who ruins you so whatever.

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