Oct 8 2007Katie Holmes appearance update

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shes very pretty though....

Tom Cruise hides in her skirt.

Two posts...one for each of her little B-cup titties.

I think she looks cool.

Obviously a different writer today. She looks fine, just a filler.

"Do you have anything that coordinates well with a homosexsual?"

She's trying to be Victoria Beckham, but she's about 10 cosmetic surgeries away from that.

"I'm looking for a fabric that is resistant to stains from semen and astroglyde. Yes, yes, men's pants, that's what I said."

I think she looks pretty and I like the outfit

At least she dresses like someone's mom instead of a two-dollar hooker, unlike many famous women in her age range. But maybe this is what happens when you marry someone old enough to be your dad?

is it true that tom cruise is bisexual?

What's to improve? The woman is drop dead gorgeous. What the hell do you wan - that really snazzy and sophisticated Britany Spears look?

if you put a bag over that meh face, i would lick Katie stem to stern!

I noticed that she wears a lot of black and white. Do the Scientoligist have a dress code?
I read about that city in Florida where the big Scientology school or whatever is, (they own and entire city block) and the town folks can always pick out the Scientoligst because they dress alike.

I agree with the #10 and the first line of #11 - she looks clean and classic - a lot more than we can say about her Hollywood contemporaries

She looks fab

Well, at least she is elegant
I know a number of men who prefer "elegant" over "sexy"
They think class is a turn-on while "sexy" is vulgar
And they love "the beautiful women of the fifties"
When you compare Grace Kelly to Britney Spears or Pamela Anderson it is understandable

Sally Field looks GREAT in these pictures! I mean, she's in her 60s! Good for you Sal..........................What? This isn't Sally Field? It's Katie Holmes?

Oh.

hating the hair cut.

What? This is what all the Stepford Wives are wearing this year.....

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Since when does she have such thick thighs? She sure is looking dowdy now a days. Its a shame because she used to be such a pretty and charismatic girl. Something is definetly going on. She looks depressed and tired. I bet she's on meds. Wonder how much longer it will last with Tommy boy. I give it a couple years at best.

Her body looks great, especially for a mom. If they take her off the Mellaril her face will start to look cute again, too.

I think she looks great. Beautiful and classy.

She is still hot. Even more so now I think.

why is she trying to look like she's 15 years older than she is? he dumped nicole's old barren ass because she was pushing 40 and was good for nothing but being halloween white and frail.

attention young girls: when a man old enough to be your dad marries you, it's not because he thinks your a woman, it's cause he wants a hot young piece of ass . she should be wearing tube tops and coochie cutter shorts not this "office prude" attire. you have plenty of time to turn into an old hag.

she needs some makeup

#26-He be gay, so what's the diff?

I hate Katie! With her trim body and classic-look outfits! And with her child all the time, and the kid is always smiling because she's happy to be with her mom! Die you whore!!!

I was never a Katie Holmes or Tom Cruise fan but I am a Suri fan, she is the cutest baby in Hollywood land.............And, Katie would make a great "Jackie Kennedy".

she's in the 'zone' ...

... poor thing. Does anyone remember when she didn't look like someone's GrandMa?!

Damn, that bitch is tall......

She'll be doing green bean commercials any day now.........

HO! HO! HO!

Loving the zombie stare in the first photo....

Does Scientology allow Lithium?

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Aww quit being mean just to be mean. She looks great -- admit it!

#19 was pretty hilarious though.

She's ten times more attractive and classy than any of you anonymous bumpkins.

here. let me remind ya..

So she felt like wearing the standard conservative outfit that a woman would wear at any age to be taken seriously in the technical field.

Its called dressing classy..remember..she's not one of the whores in Hollywood( Britney Spears, Paris, Tara Reid) She looks fabulous and like a lady should!

so who is that other woman? a scientology handler?

Happy Columbus Day, Stallion.

Jrz thanks. Wanna celebrate by smoking the peace pipe and maybe suckin some horsecock?

She looks OK y'know nothing special but pretty damn OK, of course one must never forget who she married and that her brains have been sucked out by a a dementor or whatever they are called in Scientology - Oh yeah a Tom Cruise.

Ummm, Fish? Like, pants are long and they cover both legs, one at a time. Skirts are kinda shorter and they cover both legs at the same time. Kinda like my dates... except less shouting.

Pants might be funny....if she wasn't wearing a skirt

Katie looks good. She's not a porn star and doesn't dress the part.

She looks like...um...what are the words I'm searching for...ah yes...A CULT MEMBER.

Is that her scientology "minder" in photo 1? Such an appropriate photo, Katie looking down like a zombie, being led by the arm by a freak dressed the same way. They should get black Nike's and wait for the mothership.

I'm still pissed at Tom-I'm-a-fucking-weak-minded-asshat Cruise for sucking her into his bullshit cult and freaked out lifestyle. What happened to you Tom? You used to be a normal fucking person. At least you appeared that way at one time. How sad to find out you're dumber than fucking Rainman.

"Definitely...definitely a cult. Definitely a cult. Yeah. Scientology is definitely a cult. Hubbard was baaad...bad science fiction. Yeah. Hubbard wrote very bad science fiction. Very bad. Hubbard sucks. Uh oh, fifteen minutes to Judge Wapner. Yeah."

I think I'm going to be Xenu for Halloween. I'm going to roam the malls of southern CA in my costume hoping to run across Hollywood scientologists so I can scare the living shit out of them.

suri cruise is the cutest hollywood baby. but really, i don't think katie is in love. she just signed up for a reoccuring role as "tom's wife" in the scientology soap opera called "crazy white people believe in aliens " she's just playing his wife. they aren't serious.

she looks great, too bad she married a faggot alien-worshiper

Wow. Look at her face, her eyes, her expression. It's utterly.....void, of any spark of life or happiness. And yeah, seriously, is that her Scitog Handler? Look at Katie's EYES, omg!!!

Something's bad wrong.

Fluffy Butt...shouldn't have reminded me. So very sad.... :(

According to my sources, Katie is preparing for surgery. To please Tom she is having a penile implant. Sorta makes her a pre-op tranny. So, no more strap-ons for Katie.

L. Ron Hubbard was a fraud and he lied about his military service. Scientology cult members continue to lie even after the VA records proved LRH a liar.

Scientology is for the brain-dead. Britney will be hooking up with that cult soon.

#18 - Why would anyone compare Grace Kelly with the Hollywood slut-whores like Brit, Pamela, Paris etc? They don't even belong in the same sentence.

She doesn't look BAD...she looks cute. A cute mom. She has some class, applaud it.

wow....her legs are massive...

There will never be anything wrong with the younger-years Jackie-O look. Stick to trashing the young whores like Britney, Paris, and Lindsay. It doesn't sound like self-parody in those cases.

Katie Holmes is classy. She doesn't have to have her tits sticking out of every shirt to look good.

the hair is cute and her clothes look fine, they're just boring. i mean, that's what i'd expect her to wear to a business meeting maybe, but not around town. it's a classic look, but it ages her.

but yeah, the vacant look says it all.
i'm sure she's just glad to be let out of the basement/bomb shelter.

Notwithstanding her cult indoctrination and her husband's repressed homosexual orientation, Katie looks good and seems to have a very real and positive bond with Suri. All a fair-minded person can say is: LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

I want to fuck katie repeatedly, think tom will mind sharing?

Tom will definitely mind sharing...Manny, the pool boy. Katie - hell, she's all yours!

Katie just needs a good shagging from a hetero, and to stop getting tubes of Tom's goo shoved in her to make babies. It is all so Scienterific.

I would still wreck that.

pic #4, she always has the bewildered look on her face

At least her vagina isn't hanging out. I think Katie is actually quite gorgeous and classic. Her hair works for her, and she wears clothes that befit her place in life.

I remember Carolyn Bessette Kennedy saying once that she never smiled when the paparazzi were shooting away, because if she did, her face ended up looking contorted. A poker face seemed to be best.

And Suri is ADORABLE.

hahahahahaha!!

There are guys everywhere with a stocking fetish loving Katies outfit!

Great Body? What are you looking at? What are your standards? This lady has NO ass. I mean NONE! She doesn't need one like Kim's (one of those is enough) but she need a little something.

Look at her dead eyes.

seriously, I know Chris Klien is about as interesting as a piece of drift-wood...but at least Katie looked hot when she was with him

@9 Funniest post of the day!

It's that stupid "high fashion" haircut she got. It looks ridiculously dumpy. If she still had long hair those outfits would look great on her--very classic Ralph Lauren-type appeal.

she always looks unhappy...must be a Scientology thing?

Wow. She's positively glowing with happiness. Motherhood and becoming accustomed to being Mrs.Homo are really agreeing with her.

Dude, it's not her fault. It's the clothes, make-up, and haircut Tom has her sporting. She looks better in them than most people would ..

I am an almost middle aged librarian and I resent the stereotype!! Katie is GORGEOUS and so are MOST of the librarians I know!!

Gorgeous? Beautiful? Come on, gimme a break. She is above average at best. The first thumbnail looks like a mental patient on thorazine being led along by a nurse. I see women that look as good as Katie at convenience stores, gas stations and supermarkets every day. Then consider who she married. Then jumped head first into that scientology klan.

Tom Cruise LOVES Cock

#75 - thumbnail 1: "Katie, look! People with free minds! Let us go and teach them the ways of Scientology."

Katie: "Dur...duh...umm...yeah...duh."

I agree that, at best, this girl is just above average. I would probably just call her average. There are girls all over the place hotter than her. My waitress the other night would mop the floor with Katie.

Tom Cruise swallows. FREE KATIE! FREE SURI!

She looks bought and paid for....which she is.

I don't get it... do you just have some lines made up and then you slap them on whatever pictures you get of the celeb you wrote them for? I mean, the comments and the images are fairly dissonant. I mean, yeah, make fun of her for a lot of stuff, but she doesn't look too bad.

#19 got it right.
it is Sally Field

so this is how she looks like without make up! yikes

its like she aged 20 years and lost all her sex appeal after having the baby and marrying tom cruise

I think she's beautiful and she dresses in a way that'll never shame or warp her kid(s). Can you imagine what Pamela Anderson's kids will turn out like?

Then again, Katie has 3 other things going for her: She's not Britney, She's not Lindsay, and she's not Paris.

I think Helsinki Syndrome looks good on her.

That's a skirt! Not pants! And HOSIERY. She knows about HOSIERY. Does anyone remember HOSIERY? She should tell other women about HOSIERY. Jessica Alba knows about HOSIERY.

I like how she has a handler to keep her from walking off a roof or into the ocean or anything.

#41 I missed Columbus Day!

#46 Hah! BAAAAAAD Science Fiction, Definitely Very Very Extremely BAAAAAAD Science Fiction. Writes like "raw meat" with maggots in it BAAAAAAD Science Fiction. BAAAAAAD. Definitely BAAAAAAD. Rain Man tells it like it is. AAHHH! Scientologist in my window! HELP!

#82...so you think that her dressing a bit younger would scar her children?...uhm her daughter is being brought up by people who believe in aliens...her dad is building an underground shelter for them all to hide in when the alien lord destroys the earth....
Emotional and mental scar free then..!

fuckin' scientologists ruinin' everything, even this no-talent baby-vessel from dawson's creek.

She looks lovely in these pix, especially in the classy outfit. I would go so far as to say that this is one of the prettier looks she has had. The folks who have said that the "mom" look beats the whore look are right-on.

There does appear to be a sadness in her eyes, though; but that could be anything.

holy shit the scientologists have turned katie holmes into maggie gyllenhaal!

She looks ok, but that's that, just..ok. First of all, wrong clothes for shopping. I'd wear smth less pretentious and more comfortable, after all, I'm not going to meet some foreign investors. And second, if you are going to wear those clothes, then put a little bit of make up, just a bit, to make u look polished , just like the rest of the attire, not like u just got out of bed. I'd like to see her wear smth more colorful, happier looking, upbeat..etc. But maybe she's just not in that frame of mind....what do I know?!....

bad taste in men but great taste in designer clothing. a clean-cut, minimalist always-classical combo of black & white. pamela anderson just around the corner in case elegance is too much to handle.

She looks like crap. Check out those dark circles under her eyes and that
lackluster hair. She looks closer to 50 than her actual 28 years. I guess selling your womb and soul to CO$ does that.

Have a nice shopping trip soul seller.

If you don't think she looks attractive here, there's two possibilites:

1.) You don't have a penis. Grab yourself and check. Is it there?
2.) You're gay.

Well... three possibilities:

3.) You're a fucking fool.

So, what cubical are they going to put the new girl in.

Is she going to the Office. Her outfit is so boring, she looks like she is dressed for her first day at a new job.

Either she is going to work as a secretary or a waitress. Well, either would be better than having to stay with Tom.

FREE KAITE!

fish, youre crazy, katie's cute

I agree with the general consensous, Katie looks pretty damn good.

I think most of you get culture shock when you look at these pics because you're used to seeing Britney, Lindsay, and Paris in all their self-inflicted drug induced whore-of-the-week fashion. They could all take a lesson from Katie.

I LOVE her hair, and think it's a nice frame for her face. Sure she could use some make-up and a little expression in her eyes, but I wish I could look as good as her on a day to day basis.

And as for #8, don't tell me that's a bad thing...
Bravo #11-at least the first line...

=)

#84 - so who is going to fuck up their children more? Tom "THE ALIENS ARE COMING" Cruise? Or Britney "God, why do I have to wear clothes...and where's my fucking cheeseburger" Spears?

It's a toss up.

#86 - yep, that sadness "could be anything". Could be she just found out her husband is gay. Could be her minder injecting her with drugs to keep her docile. Could be her soul screaming for freedom from the sick, fucked up cult she's in.

Or maybe she just has gas.

FREE KATIE! FREE BABY!

I see her as a classy married mother. Sure, she isn't looking happy, but I really like her outfit

you're crazy. she is sooo chic. she needs to lose that troll husband of hers, though.

You've got to keep in mind that Katie's being paid a tremendous amount of money and psychological torture to be in this relationship. She accepted Tom Cruise's penis. She allowed Tommy to put his erect penis inside of her vagina! Fucking gross. Katie Holmes should be able to wear whatever she wants for letting Cruise ejaculate in to her fucking body. Tom Cruise fathered a baby with poor Katie Holmes! Also, the clothes that Kate's wearing were licenced by L. Ron Hubbard himself. The clothes come stock with a homing beacon, and a cyanide capsule; for when Xenu returns to Earth in one of his high-tech spaceship DC-8s, from deep within space, a little cyanide will go a long mother-fucking way! Because Xenu's a horrible ruler! And a complete sodomite.

She's beautiful but this is an off day @_@.. we all have them.. meh

some one say that she has a account on a dating site called sugarcupid.com. is it true?

katie homley is a big boned woman who is plain as pie-shes a fly on a drape-zero sex appeal the only reason he fucks her is becasue of her big boned manliness

whohhhhh
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who every said the commet about aleast she it's hanging out in the vagina. thats exactly what i meant. i mean i feel sorry for kieth urban having an old wrinkle vagina,you know his marriage will never last with nicole kidman. i'm looking every day for the announcement of their divioce. because if that doesn't do it , i don't know what will except her mental state of always creating fausle pregnaceis to achieve attention and control the constant questions about her mentall and straining to be normal around his family .and missing income from big money people ,whom nicole keeps running from. your have to do a charity or some way of not answering the questions. because she is building her reputation up before the public hears what she's done. and made with the nonguilty faces and past history, they couldn't touch her right.?

it's nice to see people who hopeful marry for love, not have resentments of past relationship ,but genuinely marry for the right reasons.meanspirited people always pay with their hidding agendas of sins.i mean look at nicole the children like tom cruz's present wife and out of blue she feels the need to have baby or make a baby up or some such nonsense. i know kieth's mother til this day doesn't like her. she just put up with her.this girl is going to go nuts , nicole kidman, if she doesn't find a baby. she got her faux on ,made up doctors and so many faux elements to keep everyone off her tail.

even getting trainning on how to elude a child to be kieth urban's.

hope ,goodness for those who have that geniunely within without acting like they do.katie is just being coco chanelish.and trying to be a good mother. we don't know for sure if nicole calls her up and insults her or does things to elude more rudeness. it funny someone behind the scene: say this she seems to be jealous and yet married to one of the most sought after man,and yet is meanspirit with a rudeness not warrent .i say let's make a movie on this because it's really amazing how poor nicole was and yet when she was marrying kieth all of a sudden she was supposedly worth more. not? kieth urban has sold more records and made more money than nicole could have every wanted to hope for. she is the snake urabn needs to what say's a friend.

hope ,goodness for those who have that geniunely within without acting like they do.katie is just being coco chanelish.and trying to be a good mother. we don't know for sure if nicole calls her up and insults her or does things to elude more rudeness. it funny someone behind the scene: say this she seems to be jealous and yet married to one of the most sought after man,and yet is meanspirit with a rudeness not warrent .i say let's make a movie on this because it's really amazing how poor nicole was and yet when she was marrying kieth all of a sudden she was supposedly worth more. not? kieth urban has sold more records and made more money than nicole could have every wanted to hope for. she is the snake urabn needs to what say's a friend.