Oct 25 2007Katie Holmes actually smiles, perhaps it’s the altitude

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Ahhh I'm on a role. Lick my as BITCHES.

ASS my horsy ASS

hurry the fuck up douchebags. jebus.

I dont know about TomKat. You know how there has been speculation about the hills being fake. I didnt believe it . And then I read this Best Week Ever article, It was an interview with the guy who went on a date with LC, the model dude. And he talks about how fake the taping is. Read the article its crazy.Its on the Best Week Ever site. bestweekever.tv

So Horse how are you today?

Here is the link for the previous post. I'm not sure if it will show up.. http://www.bestweekever.tv/2007/10/25/reality-victims-unit-meet-gavin-my-friend-who-went-on-a-date-with-lc-from-the-hills/

Crooked mouth, crooked mind.
Tom: crooked teeth

Tom is totally wearing lifts in his shoes. Side by side, he's only a few inches shorter than Katie in those pictures despite the fact that she's wearing four-inch heels.

They look gorgeous - maybe the whole smile thing will wear off on Posh.

I'm fine thank you.

Oh great ilovehills is here. You'll be happy to know that I am the love child of Heidi Montag and Hilary Duff that's why they call me Horse.

Tom loves Katie in that dress because it looks like she's hiding a ginormous boner.

She's a bitch for wearing huge heels with her shorite husband. Shows us who really is in charge. Way to immasculate your already immascualted brainwashed crazy hubby Katie.

She's like 6'2' there which is fugly tall for a girl and then she's wearing a little cutie pie dress that only a petite girl would look good in, itloook s fucking ridiculous on this shemale.

My Hubby's 6'2" but had he been shorter I would have respected him and not worn killer heels.

So is that an SS officer on the far right in the top pic?

Reverse ass, thats whats wrong with that dress, I just realized it. It looks like she's a doll and someone swivled her waist around so that her ass was front and center. Not an attractive look , I must say. The shoes suck too. And so does the husband.

I agree with #13. They look obnoxious together. She makes him look like a midget although he already is, isn't he like 5'4" or something?

did Posh Spice dress katie & give her posing lessons? she looks so unnatural, not to mention ridiculous, in the second photo.

nice zombie impression in #5. too bad halloween isn't until next week Katie!

And she shouldn't have chopped her hair off, she looks bad now.

haha he looks like a retard with that haircut.

This has brought back the memories of gym class waiting for all the fatties to finally drag their sagging asses to the finish line.

But, I'm used to looking down at all the losers it's the story of my life... at the top.

you know this whole height (power) issue is eventually going to cause Tommy Boy to have a complex, in turn, creating the need to knock gorgeous Katie down a few notches.

i have lost any remote bit of respect i had for Tom. he's just .............. weird!

if a short chick wore that dress, it would eat her alive. it looks like one of those chinese finger traps.

and who cares if she's taller than him? its' not like he had her crouch down in their wedding photos so they were the same height because he's so insecure. oh wait...

He's shrinking!

She looks so tall and adorable next to her robot husband.

@ 5 & 7

nobody fucking cares about the hills

#17 - I think you might be on to something. She's got the Posh haircut going.

Since Katie & Posh are pals, I wonder how long it will be until Posh introduces Katie to Posh's plastic surgery team?

#21. He'll be screwing a shortie in not time.

Man, she's had work done...look at those lips and cheeks! Been hanging out with Posh far too much. What a shame, she'll look like an old rag before you know it.

Ok, it's a lie. I'm actually a 45 year old virgin living in Mom's basement.

no time

plus if you'll all remember a tall lady called who got Nicole Kidman dumped after 10 years for 5'4" Peneloppe Cruz, the guy's old but he aint faithful.

somehow though i think she's gonna crush him. maybe cuz he looks like a bug next to her.

LMFAO @ 15

right on! you are on point with that description.

pic 4. christ, what is up that fucking dress!?

Ha-Ha-Ha! Cruise is so fucking short. Check him out. I can't believe his little cock could actually penetrate a vagina. Holmes is so much bigger than he is. It looks so funny, Tommy. The two of you together. L. Ron should grant you heigth like a good lord. You want a good laugh? Check out the link at the bottom of this entry. Scientology was founded by a lunatic.

http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/religion/cult/l-ron-hubbard/

There's only one explanation for the heels - she caught him in bed with the pool boy. Yes, again. This is his punishment, looking like her little wienerdog at the German premiere (German premier? Nein? Ja! Sieg Heil!) of his movie.

Ahhhh I knew the trolls would get angry they like to think they run this joint. I told you fattties I'm the love child of Hilary Duff and Heidi Montag.

See fucking troll I'm better at having a good laugh at myself than you are. You've been dethroned you lap pinkied little basement dwellers. DEAL bitches.

his haircut is so yucky. reminds me of adolf hitler's.

Didn't she used to have boobs??? Maybe not... she certainly doesn't look like she has them now in that dress. She should have thought that through.

She's a Stepford wife.
cruise may be 5'7" but his pecil dick is only one and a half inch long!

#15. "Swiveled". Ha! That's like in the movie Spaceballs when Mel Brooks's character goes through the teleportation device. But instead of coming out on the other end normal, Mel's ass is in the front.

I'd be uncomfortable sodomizing somebody while looking them directly in the face. Boy, I'm glad the ass faces the back.

Who is that woman with my man? Damn Tom...I would never wear heels with you.

#25 Oh, she's been introduced already...

there is not way that Oompa Loompa is 5'7"

That dress is stupid; the waist seam is much higher in the front, making the poofy skirt stick out. And the bodice is either too large, or doesn't have 'lift' in it, cuz her boobs are sagging in it.

If I see a tall lady (physically capable of wearing heels) with a medium-height man, and the lady is wearing flats with a dress that looks better with heels, I lose respect for them both. Mainly for the man, because it's obvious he has 'little-man' issues. Kudos for Katie for standing up for herself!

@13 Why are you jealous of tall woman? Because they're attractive, successful in love and business too?

Wow. I didn't realize she could look that hot.

I like her hair. His, on the other hand... maybe he did it that way for a movie. And yeah, not digging the dress either. It doesn't look well-made or flattering, though it probably cost more than my car.

I think he's 5'6". Which is below average for American men. His bank account would make up for it, but then he ruins it with that crazy-ass Scientology crap.

She is hot! i could care less about the dress or shoes. nuff said

She looks cute, but that dress is ridiculous. Looks like a prom dress gone very very wrong.

They look great. Give me a fucking break.

sure, sure...he's all smiles until his girdle starts riding up...

Are you retarded? You don't even know how tall I am and since I'm incredibly happily married to an athlete turned buisness man and have my own successful buisness you're comment is worthless.

Fact is different outfits suit different body types and this one looks ridiculous. if you knew how to READ you'd know that I said if my husband were short I wouldn't walk around in mega heels looking taller than him, it's just classless.

that was for #41.

Maybe Suri is hiding under there???

#41. Idiot since when does height make a woman succesful in buisness and love? Tall girls look like beasts and I'm a tall guy. Most guys like women to look dainty not like fugly trannies.

Did they not have a discussion before they left the house that "You are not to put your arm around my shoulders like I am your little buddy"?

Look at her face in #11. Now that's hot.

jebus there's a diffrerence between flats and tranny heels, some people have no concept of a happy medium... they are called celebrities and that's why they are always miserable.

I thought the head and shoulder shot was great and she looked amazing, but WTF is she wearing?? WTF is that dress? It makes her look like she is standing in a VW beetle car it' s HORRIBLE.

Katie is looking good in the face.

I really don't have anything else to say.

^Jodi

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE KATIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some body all ready called it about the surgery.
Stepford wifes!

And I wish she wouldn't smile! That zombie lipstick is frightening and makes her teeth look yellow. I bet her lips glow blue in the dark. Maybe they're trying for another child. Do you see a specimen cup in her purse?

Your commentary is so fucking funny. You really make my lame ass job more interesting. Thanks! Katie actually looks really pretty there I think.

What is with that haircut?????

And did he have a little work done?

He's so lucky! He can look straight ahead and stare at her boobs!

Wait, she doesn't have boobs...

And hold on, he's gay...

So the net effect is that her pussy moved a little closer toward his mouth. I bet he felt queasy the entire night.

Sideburns drawn in with a purple sharpie would look less lame than that douche-bowl of a haircut. Or how about a pair of Elvis glasses with the sideburns attached. Yeah that would be tight.
I do not agree that he has lifts in his shoes. But I would give a nod of agreement that he may have a steamin' butt load in his rear drawers. Hahahahaha

The last picture is the best one: "Everybody, please say hi to my retarded younger brother!"

Katie in heels is a mistake. Poor Tom is too short. It doesn't work. I thought the reason for heels was for the female to be closer to the height of the male. In this relationship it isn't necessary. Loose the Heels or loose the man.

@64 LMAO!

She's not attractive at all.

She used to be cute..I don't know what happened to her??!

Oh yea...that's right...TOM happened.

HAHA. my first thought was, "ugh tom", and my second is "reversed ass". And i see comment #15. I'm resting in peace now.

hmmm... looks like Katie got a nose job. very different than other recent pics.

He chose that dress so we'd think he spawned again ... sorry, didn't buy it the first time ... Suri's dad is donor #4587.

In the main pic, does TC look like the guy from "Full House" who did impressions of Popeye to entertain the girls? Wonder if Tom does a little squinty-eyed "ack-ack-ack-ack-ack" for Suri.

#15 is right, she does look like her head is on backwards. Awful dress.

Katie isn't even that tall to begin with, she's only 5'8 or 5'9 at the most.
So that makes her about 6' in those heels which isn't too bad imho, all the most gorgeous models are about 6' without heels... (not that I'm saying short girls can't be gorgeous too because they can)

#51 you sound like you have insecurity issues... do you really need a short girl to make you feel like a "man"? Does a girls height have the power to intimidate you so much? I feel sorry for you, but more so for any (short) girls you date because it's clear you're only using them to boost your self-esteem.

I think Tom is trying to be like his "best buddy," Beckham. The hair does not work on him at all though.

Putting aside height and dick size issues Tom is a great example of how Celebrity can make most people absolutely fuckin nuts...Tom is the scariest most insane asshole in America, he is the epitome of malignant narcissm. What has he contributed to society...nothing. If they wer e handin out Nazi uniforms he'd be the first in line...he truly beleives he is a Master race. What a fuckin asshole.

Wow..that haircut...

finally she 86ed the mom jeans and middle-aged hair. Katie is freaking hot, so nice to see her dressed her age

God, I hate Tom Cruise. That Beatle wannabe haircut is just another reason to do so.

Why you wanna dis Tom's hairstyle? You know that's his "Spank me ... I'm a bad little 7-year old schoolboy" look... Give him a break!

It would be even funnier if the freak looking like "mini-Hitler" in the pictures wore the high heels.

Whoever designed that atrocious dress should be made to live in Saudi Arabia.

Okay, I'm convinced Tom picked out the dress. He probably figured that thing is so fucking ugly, that nobody would notice that she towers over him...

"Derrrrrr, hey Katie, dont you think Clooney looks hot in that suit?"
"Oh Tom..You know I cant stand penis..ah ha hah, I think I smell Vag!"

just another no ankle ... cheese pls

Is it just me, or does Tom Cruise look like he suddenly developed autism?

Oh my. She's got sparkle princess shoes on! Reverse-ass dress - it's cus hubby likes to do the butt.

Katie: You are an amalgam of Jacqueline Kennedy &Posh Beckham (luckiest girl in the world....can't say the same for Bex except that he can bang whomever he wants....). Tom, SUCH ASHAME you became SO SO CREEPY. They are doing the Brad/Jen "same haircolor" thing....SO not a good sign. Tom - U should pray 2 UR spacemen to make U taller than a leprechaun?! Katie....just PRAY!

Who the f*ck cut these people's hair?
Are they going for the retarded look?

she's so much taller than cruise!

Love the vaguely Teutonic haircut TC got just for his trip to the Muter land. Way to lick ass, Tom.

his haircut looks ridiculous but, man oh man, she is looking so glamourous lately. lose the husband, katie.

I'm glad she finally "looks" happy, but what's with the ugly dress? Plus her lipstick is so the wrong shade for her. On top of that Tom's hair is dorky and his skin looks really bad. But hey, they look happy...

=)

NOSE JOB! AHH! She definitely got a nose job. She was so beautiful to begin with...now it looks like her nose is caving in

they are so happy, i am glad to see that , because i like them very much. someone say they are invited to a celebrities &millionaire site called sugarcupid.com. i do not know it is true or not. later i will go to check.