Oct 11 2007Kate Moss captures the Christmas spirit

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nipple!

I want to fuck her!!!

who?

and I thought heroin chic was sooooo passe!!!

Have a feed instead of your next line skank ,,,,

Is it just me or does she have an extraordinarily large areola for her boob size? Looks like a pink turkey platter.

It is better than Britney

Yay! She's pretty again! Pete Doherty was making her ugly.

&4

Are you kidding? Get back under you rock...

Holly, I only see areola in the first pic and they look kind of small

She's awfully thin. Won't she, like, split if you have sex with her? Unless you're, like, a pencil... I'm not. People are always asking me if that's a Foster's in my pants

Shes Puuurrrrty!!!

The ghost of Christmas has been.

Fucking dirty untoned scuzzie filthy little drug addict. I HATE this woman and I feel SO sorry for her daughter.

She's is utterly fucking repulsive.

she looka like bai ling

Fish, if Kate Moss is enough to give you a boner, you are seriously desperate.

Over the hill stupor models showing too much skin... me have no sexy time for quite a while.

Nipple? I dont see any nipples. Maybe I just don't know where to look because I can't find her boobs.... Wait, does she even have boobs?

Washed Up, Washed Out. Gross. Go away already.

Why are British models like she and Twiggy so NOT hot??

I'd do her provided she was dipped in alcohol first to kill any germs.

She's too skinny! Britney's too fat. Attractive is somewhere in the middle, like Hilary Duff, except she looks like a boy and has no talent. Yessir allrighty then, there's definitely something wrong with everybody. else.

Whatever happened to Pete Moss?

@9 :::

i know who she is, you retard. i was cracking a joke because of the recent britney-mania going on lately....

going back under my rock now!

@21 FRIST Pete Moss only grows in the North

hmmm... so her new collection.. or "range" as the brits call it, only has a dress, a couple tops (if you can even call them that) and some shiny black heels and black tights. hmmm.

she was so much more interesting with that Pete guy. or maybe it was just the drugs.

FRIST - have you ever pen picked up by palm reading? Check out the link on #19. Any guy can pick up on you just by reading your palm. You didn't know you were that easy did you???

your statement kind of makes sense...
"bonheur" is "happiness" in french.
i mean, it's a fucking stretch, but i see where you were headed with it.

Different writer today? Hello, Shakespeare: Louisiana? come on.

Jimbo, I was wondering if anyone would get my peat moss joke.
I just finally clicked on the britney vag picture, how retarded. DO I have to click on chick crack too?
I have to pee.

FRIST - you can pass on the Chick crack link. unless you want to learn how to pick up on chicks by reading their palm!

How was the pee? Did everything come out OK?

^^^^^ This is the real deal.

Really Corpse fucking is gross

@30, Wow that was exciting! Girl butt crack. I can see Britney's snatch on this site.

Take another look, #32. Ball game, beer...the ground in front of the girl...it's a little sicker than you might think at first.

Everything came out fine, Jimbo, and thank you for asking.
Will this work ever end??????
Ok, I really need a drink, who's buying?

Actually, let's make Kate buy.

more nice photos here
http://e-channel.blogspot.com/2007/09/kate-moss-flashes-panties.html

@14 Good one!

@33 Pete - I know what she is doing, but all you see is a litle butt crack. Big deal.

FRIST - lets go. I am ready for a drink!!!!!

Jimbo #10 - In that final photo, enlarged, you should be able see her left areola and nipple very clearly ! =)

(Now all the straight males on here are scrambling, blowing up that final pic and whipping out their.....magnifying glasses. Yeah, that's what I meant: Whipping out their magnifying glasses.)

ALL HAIL SATAN, LET US BE HIS MINIONS.

SHE LOOKS LIKE SATANETTE.

LEAVE YOUR ROOMMATE'S BONES IN A BOX OF LUCKY CHARMS?

THEN LISTEN TO THIS.

AND DON'T FORGET KIDS: DON'T rampage. STOP huffy THE MACE AND HAIL SATAN!!!!

http://www.shoutcast.com/sbin/shoutcast-playlist.pls?rn=505185&file=filename.pls

only SATAN LOVES YOU

we don't celebrate HALLOWEEN in MEXICO

WE'D RATHER SELL you DRUGS

and LAUGH IN YOUR PATHETIC FACES

HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!

LONG LIVE SATAN!!!

ALL HAIL LORD SATAN, PATRON SAINT OF THE UNDERWORLD.

That is not Satanette -- I have finer taste than that. I PRIDE myself on my taste, you know.

#14 is right, she looks like Bai Ling, and do you know how many Chinese prostitutes I already have down here? They are as plentiful as Corn-Nuts at a gas station convenience store.

I would prefer Lindsay Lohan but that bastard worm, Michael the Archangel has his eye on her too. We'll see how that goes.

As soon as I get a toy, I get tired of it and smash its head on the ground.

I won't say you should all worship me because you already do, whether you know it or not. Are you "spiritual but not religious"? HA! Pwned!

Ho, ho, ho, indeed, or more like crack ho ho ho. Actually she looks more heroin than crack.

(to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")

Herooooin, is she stickin? Crystal meth, she'll be sniffin'. She's strung out tonight, a crack ho in tights, smokin' rocks and blowin' ugly men.

I just came...

she doesnt look like that at all in real life...

i must be nice to have people think you're a lot hotter than you really are

lookin like a tranny hooker

FRIST, Pete changed his name back to Doherty after he and Kate split up. He got tired of the lame jokes. Oh, wait, we can still make lame jokes about him.

Can't think of anything funny to say about Kate. Probably could come up with something if I had five more cups of coffee to get my caffeine buzz going again. Lamely, my only comment is that blonde isn't her color.

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FREE KATIE HOLMES!

#46, yes, it is nice, alex. Yes, it is. But such a burden, too.

Damn she cleans up nice! Her last line sold out in like an hour

Hmmm... heroin chic
Does Kate's lips look larger than normal to you? And i dont see a nipple?

I thought twigs were meant for autumn only.

Is she from Skankakee, Illinois

She can do Gorilla fingers off my dick anytime she wants..........................

My heroin :D

http://www.spymac.com/details/?2274084

Marcelo

what has any of that got to do with christmas?

I guess snow or a christmas tree would be too cheesy?

she is ugly and old. She doesn't look like her usual self here, in fact i didn't recognise her at all. But the strange thing is she still looks ugly and old, just with even worse hair than usual.

I dunno, I think she looks pretty good in these pics. But what do I know, I've been looking at Britney's ugly ass for 3 days...

"in the mirror"

fixed.

Shorty, skinny, drug addict... I don't even know why she's a super model!! skanky skanky you..

These pics make me want to do coke!

Man, I don't care about Kate's problems. I don't care about her cocaine abuse. Fuck, I don't even care about the fact that she has a kid. And that's saying quite a lot considering that I absolutely loathe children. My point is, I just wanna bury my face in Kate Moss' british asscheeks. I do enjoy all of the gracious nudes that she's alloted us all. God bless the queen! And drugs.

The last picture looks like one of those escort advertisement cards they hand out on the vegas strip

There's a cracked out ho on the corner of Ashby & 7th who looks just like this. Oh wait.... nah, she's looks better than this.

I think I'll wear that last one to my family's Christmas Eve party, it totally caputures the holiday spirit

It's the Nightmare before Christmas LOL!!
made myself laugh ... sad.

so, in other words.....

SLUT CAKE.

I kinda like her.

If only Brit could photograph this well.

I Didn't know she had buck-teeth until I saw pic 1.

I can't believe people actually find that attractive... she is sickly and disgusting. Why is she still working? She is clearly NOT a role model for anyone... cokehead bitch.

skinny does not equal sexy... neither does that nasty black eyeliner

ttyl

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the flat,
not a spoon was unburnt, not even the soup ladel

i don't think she i supposed to be super-hot, this is supposed to be some form of artistic. i think she is a good model, maybe my favorite. i don't think she is the sexiest. skinny models are good for showing clothes. you don't notice the model's body, you just notice the clothes.

It's not just that Kate is beautiful, though one would be hard-pressed to describe that permanent pout of a mouth or those ostentatiously high cheekbones as anything but. "She's kind of off-beauty," says photographer Craig McDean. "She's not a little cookie, but she's probably the most beautiful girl in the world." Indeed, her imperfections—the teeth that many an orthodontist would love to fix, the nose that's just a little broad, the smattering of freckles—somehow enhance her allure. Katz first spotted Kate with her then boyfriend Johnny Depp in a SoHo restaurant years ago and found her, as he did when he painted her for this portfolio, simultaneously plain and mesmerizing. "She's completely ordinary," Katz marvels. "That's what makes her so extraordinary."

- from W magazine

i think she is what a model should be

intense, plain but striking, and thin.

fug...my great grandmother is more appealing

who would want to ogle <85 lb crack whore?

sure jew,
how funny that kate moss has been a muse to so many designers for a decade while your grandmother im sure could do just as well.
everyone that matters in the fashion industry must be taking crazy pills, you low brow piece of crap.

#75 - this isn't penthouse you stupid red neck

Looks like heroin chic is back in style???

I love Kate though, she's stunning.

@ #77- And this isn't a WE Love Kate Moss webpage.
He's right: NOBODY wants to ogle a washed up crackwhore with absolutely NO figure.

She's not even cute.

#79
your probably fat kitty_kat, kate makes millions of dollars because people with more money and style and intellect than yourself DO want to look at her.
you fat lump of crap nobody.

coke is cool and makes you thin.

she has pouty lips, high cheek bones, and wide set eyes... and she is thin. to some people this i what looks good. she seems to be doing ok without massive T & A for the unwashed masses to ogle.

#82 - touche

she is beautiful, and looked like SHIT when she was with Pete. So weird, maybe she's had some work done.

she is bonerrific and always will be because she knows how to position her ass half sitting next to phallic objects with her nipples out and the face of absent pleasure

@ #81-
You know, I could say that you're probably some ugly 12-year-old anorexic bitch, but that would be completely unimaginative of me- not to mention all wrong. You obviously eat... plates and plates of Kate Moss' shit everyday.
Now go get a fucking life. And no, praising a washed-up, coked -out, ugly-ass "supermodel" on a site that MAKES FUN OF celebrities does not count as one, dumbass.
To all the other posters:
Sorry about that. I won't feed the trolls anymore.

What a fresh-faced lassie.

76--she may be a muse to designers but if I, or the average person saw her walking down the street i don't think we're going to pop a massive raging boner...she looks fine in edited pictures, anyone does, but without photoshop and filtered lighting and 16 pounds of makeup she looks like a decrepit crack whore. do not want!

Nothing screams Yuletide Cheer more than an ashen-complected heroin addict in black lingerie with the "smokey eye" look.

you know who's hot? EVE MENDES. SHE is *hot.*

I was ready to go off, but #88 covered it, so thank you...ahhhh...dammit, I must put my 2 cents in anyway! ANYONE remotely average in build or less can EASILY spend two hours in an average hair (or put on a wig) and makeup salon, 15 minutes putting on an average wardrobe, get your pictures taken by an average photographer with an average camera, then have an average photoshopper retouch you pictures and BOOM!...you will have an outstanding, completely beautiful, FAKE version of youself, ala Kate Moss and 99.9% of other celebrities' photoshoots. I'm not saying many celebs aren't attractive, but it's not like you know Kate, hang around her, and REALLY know what she looks like. You could walk down any high school, college or university and find 50% of the female students better looking than her. And most of them are all REAL. I wish those idiot designers would realize this and stop these ridiculous statements kissing the asses of these boring looking women.

Look at her face! Just look at it!

UGH.

the thing is, not all designers like what YOU like. designers like kate moss' look
that is why she gets a lot of work. maybe she is kind of plain, but i don't think designers only pick models that they think will give the average joe a boner.
i don't think that is their goal
you people don't seem to understand
men here seem to think the only purpose of women in media is to give them a boner
im not saying you can't rate their importance to you based on that, but i dont think that is the goal of every woman in the media.

maybe that will help you to not get mad at models for not giving you boners

ew.

Skank. Slut. Crackwhore. UGLY.

Hopefully she has not polluted the gene pool.

Looks so dirty!

She looks amazing - better than ever.

She's gorgeous!

THOSE WHORY LOOKS OF YOU I LIKE!! To be more specific, my Dick/cock itches.
Maybe washing the "sucker" will help?

What people think the coked out thing actually looks... GOOD? I said aw yuck when I saw these pics

For the record, #86 used a reverse-backhand pimpslap on #81's face with perfect form. Well done.

And Kate Moss would look a lot hotter with 15 extra pounds on her and a lil less coke up teh nose.

I don't hate her, I don't love her but I wish she would eat.

Just like most good Christians, she is ugly, a slut, and pretends to be a good person and mother. Merry Christmas here are my slutty photos.

i seem to see her propile on a celebrity site called sugarcupid.com? she has a great propile with attractive photos there, maybe people have viewed her, let me check it for youy guys.