Oct 30 2007Josh Duhamel can’t wait to knock up Fergie
Josh Duhamel plays a dad-to-be on NBC’s Las Vegas and apparently his work is getting to him, because Josh wants kids and can’t wait to knock up his longtime girlfriend Fergie. Ok! Magazine reports:
“I’ve got a lot of friends with kids. Two of my friends have three kids. They all have kids except for me—so I got to get on the horse!”
Josh said his experience on Las Vegas is getting him ready for the pregnancy process:
“I’ve never been through that and it’s sort of dawned on me as I go — wait, that probably would happen. Maybe she would take it as you not being sexually attracted to her when in fact, maybe you’re just worried that you’re going to hurt the baby.” Then he joked, “And you realize you can’t hurt the baby. You’ve just got to do it doggie style. NO!”
Josh Duhamel, ladies and gentleman. Sexual daredevil. Not only is he unafraid to have sex with Fergie, but he would also do a pregnant chick. I don’t know whether to shake his hand or punch him continually in the neck until he passes out. And from there, take him to a secluded cabin where I’ll teach him that, no, it is not cool for chicks to look like dudes. I don’t care what style of sex you have. I mean, what if she turns around? Then it’s all tears and confusion and questions about your sexual identity. Just like my prom night.
Reader Comments
1. frizzer - October 30, 2007 2:58 PM
What's the obsession with being first?
2. Dave - October 30, 2007 2:58 PM
First?
3. Texas Tranny - October 30, 2007 2:58 PM
Not *licious at all.
4. veggi - October 30, 2007 2:58 PM
get on the horse! ahahahahaha! literally. ouch.
5. Dave - October 30, 2007 2:59 PM
Rats!
6. jell - October 30, 2007 3:01 PM
why does superfish hate pregnant women? does he know how he got here? does he know how reproduction works? does he... even... KNOW what a woman is?
7. Jesus Christ - October 30, 2007 3:02 PM
Of course when he says "so I got to get on the horse," by "horse" he means "dog faced mongrelwhore manatee lip creature."
Her love-hole must be the size of the grand canyon considering how often she bonks Will.i.am and that Terrence Trent Darby lookin' motherfucker.
8. Vince Lombardi - October 30, 2007 3:05 PM
This girl makes a plain t-shirt, vest, and skirt look GOOOOOD.
9. RENEE Z.... - October 30, 2007 3:07 PM
Her lips look like Britney's new fake ass lips. And she kind of looks like Jennifer Aniston too. Basically, she is definetly is not very attractive, and she also looks old; must have been all the drugs she did. I wonder if she's aware that her honey is all set to have kids? Doesn't seem like she is, she seems totally into fitness and herself. Don't think she wants to waste all the exercising and getting her bod fit , only to lose it on getting preggers.
10. Riotboy - October 30, 2007 3:32 PM
Meh.
11. Mal Reynolds - October 30, 2007 3:44 PM
Veggi beat me to it. I swear to Christ Fergie was born a male. That is going to be a real stumbling block to getting preggers.
And jell, one of the stupidest things celebs can do is reproduce, so it is absolutely appropriate to make fun of their decisions.
12. Jimbo - October 30, 2007 3:47 PM
Jimbo says love that good and plenty
jimbo says it really tastes so good
13. nah - October 30, 2007 3:52 PM
she doesn't look half bad here, to be honest. apart from her hair, which is disastrous.
14. Kim - October 30, 2007 4:05 PM
She has no forehead and that really creeps me out.
15. InstantAsshat-AddFame - October 30, 2007 4:14 PM
“I’ve got a lot of friends with kids. Two of my friends have three kids. They all have kids except for me—so I got to get on the horse!”
What a dumbass. That's one of the lamer excuses for doing anything--"My friends are doing it!" That's the way Paris is thinking when she says she wants kids. Use your own brain instead of thinking with your pecker, moron. You're not married. And the world is over-fucking-populated enough as it is. And Fergie is an admitted drug user and slut. Wow, that would be a mom to be proud of. I can see it now--Britney's kids and Fergie's kids in the psych hospital together, doing group therapy.
16. Eyeballs - October 30, 2007 4:23 PM
Getting pregnant is easy....even a caveman can do it! And by caveman I mean Fergie.
17. Ooba Gooba - October 30, 2007 4:46 PM
Good God, this thing is ugly. And talentless. And ugly.
18. Miss J - October 30, 2007 4:52 PM
I cannot believe Josh admits to sleeping with her. I cannot believe he actually DOES sleep with her. Eww.
19. BigBoneDaddy - October 30, 2007 5:01 PM
I already knocked Fergie up.
She's got some good vajayjay.
20. Mick - October 30, 2007 5:11 PM
Silly boy. She can't get pregnant from him sucking her cock.
21. FRIST!!! - October 30, 2007 5:16 PM
Get on the horse? I don't see how heroin is going to help anything...
22. Emmyem - October 30, 2007 5:27 PM
Well, finally...people agree with the fact that Fergie is a skank. She looks GREASY ALL THE TIME. It's so weird. ALL the time. Like greasy slime face.
Her lips are sickening. She's, her face.....I don't........it's.........no more words.......
Did anyone see her in that terrible remake of "The Posiden Adventure" (sp)? She played HERSELF as a singer on board a cruise ship, and Kurt Russell played a mean old Dad to Emmy Rossum. A mean old Dad who could hold his breath under water for AN HOUR.
Man, that movie sucked, except for the part when Fergie got killed. That ruled.
Maybe.................just maybe...............
23. shanipie - October 30, 2007 5:32 PM
Can you imagine how busted she is gonna look when she gets pregnant...holy god
24. Ript1&0 - October 30, 2007 5:51 PM
I guess knocking her up WOULD be the best way to find out if she's really a man or not. Good thinking, Josh. Only a man this brave could solve the mystery. He's taking one for the team.
25. Frolic - October 30, 2007 6:43 PM
Why do guys keep thinking that they will hurt the baby if they have sex with a pregnant woman? Newsflash guys, in reality, your dick isn't that big and hard.
26. Feel the velvet - October 30, 2007 10:02 PM
Fergie's going to knock *him* up with that 9-inch "clit" of hers
27. blackpixie - October 30, 2007 10:47 PM
Does anyone else here think Fergie has a frog's face? She was cute when she was on Kid's Incorporated, what happened?
28. Kimberly - October 30, 2007 11:44 PM
"Get on the horse"?
Yeesh. I know Fergie isn't the most attractive woman on the planet, but that's a little harsh, Josh...
29. Travel Story - October 30, 2007 11:57 PM
Is that hair like has lots of split ends or something?
30. marme - October 31, 2007 1:36 AM
Josh Duhamel is a fucking looser
31. ugh - October 31, 2007 8:53 AM
she looks 50, josh is a gay nerd.
32. NewOrleansNegroSwimleague - October 31, 2007 11:21 AM
Wow, she could be in that new Caveman show, and not have to use makup! DANG!
33. blizzy - October 31, 2007 12:53 PM
That face + that body = proof of god's sense of humor.
34. The Sallow Thing - November 1, 2007 1:29 AM
I'm not trying to be mean, which is really the point of this site I guess, but Fergie is 40+ years old. A natural pregnancy probably isn't even a possibility. My grandma had her last kid at like 45 or so, thought she was in menopause, then realized something else was happening, but generally, its really hard for women that old....AND RISK OF BIRTH DEFECTS ARE WAY HIGHER.
35. The Sallow Thing - November 1, 2007 2:07 AM
I'm not trying to be mean, which is really the point of this site I guess, but Fergie is 40+ years old. A natural pregnancy probably isn't even a possibility. My grandma had her last kid at like 45 or so, thought she was in menopause, then realized something else was happening, but generally, its really hard for women that old....AND RISK OF BIRTH DEFECTS ARE WAY HIGHER.
36. The Sallow Thing - November 1, 2007 2:07 AM
I'm not trying to be mean, which is really the point of this site I guess, but Fergie is 40+ years old. A natural pregnancy probably isn't even a possibility. My grandma had her last kid at like 45 or so, thought she was in menopause, then realized something else was happening, but generally, its really hard for women that old....AND RISK OF BIRTH DEFECTS ARE WAY HIGHER.
37. blizzy - November 1, 2007 8:18 PM
Saying it 3 times in a row proves you really believe in what you're saying?
38. jeanine - November 1, 2007 8:44 PM
I could have sworn you quoted Duhamel as saying "two of my three friends have kids", which would make far more sense than what you actually quoted him as saying because I'm pretty sure his friends have all left him for dating her, except for the ones that really do believe that she's Fergalicious and glamourous and anything else that ends with -ous. (Scandalous? I think so!)
39. shashafergiefergfan - November 3, 2007 4:34 PM
fergie great lolz!!!!!!!!!!!
40. shashafergiefergfan - November 3, 2007 4:34 PM
fergie great lolz!!!!!!!!!!!
41. shashafergiefergfan - November 3, 2007 4:34 PM
fergie great lolz!!!!!!!!!!!
42. Angela - November 5, 2007 9:39 PM
You people are idiots, he was referencing "knocked up" where the guy int he movie does not want to "hurt" the baby with his penis so he asks to do it doggy style and the chick says "i don't want you to do me like a dog".No one would say that in a serious way unless they were totally off their fucking rocker
43. selina - November 17, 2007 4:17 AM
she is cool in this suit , i saw her photos on sugarcupid.com , i think her dressing style is .more pretty
44. Lia - September 19, 2008 5:11 PM
OK let's stop bashing Fergie!! She's a lot better looking than all u people saying she's butt!! She has talent and is very attractive,all u people are jealous and insecure to find fault with her or anyone else,Take a long look in the mirror and tell me what is staring back at you!!
45. fergie lover no matter what! - November 14, 2009 4:35 AM
wow although i read it 23 times already i still didnt get the point....i mean the whole point....i just got the "ride on that horse" part....well matchin' picture her hair dose looke like those of a horse......
i say "some bad things" about her but i luv her so much....fergie dont get pregnant, adopt me!!!!!(well if she does(w/c she really wouldnt)ill b adopted twice.....poor me....but actually im not poor)
fuck u all fergie,....haters-that says nasty things about her!!!!1