Oct 4 2007Jessica Simpson’s breasts are part of a balanced breakfast

Looks like she spends a lot of time on her knees. I know this perv can think of some really great reasons to have her on her knees.

Someone raked over her face with a cheese grater

looks like she's on a hunt for someone to have sloppy seconds!

WTF? She literally looks like she's 45! Too much tanning!

She would be a great prostitute.

i don't see there's anything wrong with her... infact i think she is the MOST natural beauty beside Beyonce

The only part I like about you, although I do not know how bald and wet your Pussie is, are those lovely BIG TITS of yours. JESUS CHRIST JESS!!

You paying attention, Britney?

hehehe she really has the "deer caught in the headlights" look about her doesn't she?

The lights are on but...............

who spells pussy with an ie?

I kinda like jess. she's funny without knowing it.

Nice rug burns on her knees ...

In pic 5 she looks particularly spacey(hypnotized) and like she's thrusting her tits at the woman in front of her, "Here they are master, here they are master . . ."

"Gigantic boobs are the most awesome and important thing in the world."

Love that quote. I'm going to say it to one of my flat-chested bosses at work today. I'm sure she'll appreciate the honesty!

So much boobie so little brains

fish call this what it is, a filler. have a drink & let the magic flow.

#6, you are kind of random. maybe should open a sears catalogue... i see better looking women all the time in that

and as for the quote
"Gigantic boobs are the most awesome and important thing in the world."

i disagree. sherri shepards are gigantic, but i would still rather do a pretty thin girl with a flat chest.

She just needs to marry a football player and get it over with.

fuck, she looks as dumb as a box of rocks. i bet when she thinks real hard, a soft queef-like sound comes out of her ears.

so you are saying the lunch lady at my school is NOT superior to jessica alba??
despite the fact that her boobs are bigger???

I bet she gets tagged more often than the slow kid on the payground.

WHATEVER! my mom has bigger boobs than this broad.... thus mom is clearly more important and attractive..... as boobs being big is most the important thing in judging women.

A+ titties

She really has a well balanced figure.

The photo and lighting is bad - it is night - that is why her face does not look its best

muscularity is also good. two muscular beauties : serena williams and jessica biel.
WINNER : serena williams
WHY? her boobs are bigger!! plain in simple..... that is most important,
all that counts.

Her gigantic tits are where her "stupid juice" is kept to fuel that tiny brain of hers.

i saw a homeless woman today with boobs to her knees! way hotter than this chick... the homeless woman smelled like piss and garbage, but clearly better than anything in hollywood... due to her large breasts ( all that counts, most important)

Jessica's knees are red from begging John Mayer to come back to her. She must have seen the recent picture of John Mayer and his new lover at the Dave Matthews concert at the Hollywood Bowl. And Nick and Vanessa are cozy and happy. The jokes on Jessica ha!

they are nice, but i see what you are getting at ( 21, 26 )

Since Jessica lost weight; her boobs shrunk, so now she is wearing a padded push up bra ha! She does not have her usually deep cleavage because of weight loss.

Jessica looks like a Las Vegas hooker with her breasts and bra exposed like that. She should have wore a little top underneath to make her look classy and not trashy.

this is NOT a 36 DD like she claims...... this is a clear 34 D.
and so what, most women have boobs. a lot of women who are ugly and fat and weird looking have bigger boobs than this, it doesn't make them hot. boobs aren't the most awesome or important. sorry.

big ones are hot on hot women... but not too big where they hang too low, too many stretch marks, or are soo big they take away from a woman's shape.

I like the dress because it is great for going on vacation and covering up the tummy bulge from vacation over eating, but I would wear a little strappy top underneath so I look sexy but not whorish.

31- how the fuck is it sooooooooooo clear to you what her bra size is? idiot.

#31
She lost weight and looks like a 34B because she does not have much cleavage; even with a padded push up bra.

This is boring. If I wanted to look at boobies I'd look in a mirror or something. It'd have to be a pretty big mirror, though, cause my boobies are like HUGE!!!!

Hey veggi, there's some brandy up in the cupboard in the coffee brak room. I can hook you up.

#33,
if you have been in a long term relationship where you bought lingerie for your gf, or are a woman, i think you could tell her bra size.
she is a small girl, so she is likely 34 inches around and not 36.
im a 34 c and boobs dont look that much smaller
a DD is VERY large. hers are not.
this is like if you saw a fat person, you would say that are a siz 22 not a 4... etc.
not rocket science.

The best part of wakin' up!

#32
My breast size go up and down like Jessica when gaining and losing weight. Us women know about bra sizes. She looks like a 34B right now. I do not know bra sizes once they get into the double letter like DD, but usually porn stars and strippers wear the double letter bras. Like someone posted earlier, Jessica was never a DD, but more like a full C or D cup.

i think they look more full than 34 B. MAYBE should could wear a full cover 34C, but in a demi 34C she would likely have the double bubble.
her frame is very small though, maybe a 32 D??

Boobs-a-lot = Jock-a-lot

you make a valid point. #26, i also saw a homeless woman today with bigger boobs. i guess thats what you get for living in the city.

She's so prittay, oh so prittay....(boom, boom, boom, boom) VACANT!!!!!

All boobs aside, WTF is that woman behind her wearing?

A thigh-length cowl neck sweat schmatta, UNDER a blazer? With leggings?

Who dresses these people in LA? Ringling Bros. Circus?

Ladies, Ladies!! Why are writing about bras when we could be writing about boobs? Now lets focus on what truly import here...Boobs. Now I like boobs because I can't think of anything wrong with them. Discuss.

"a lot of women who are ugly and fat and weird looking have bigger boobs than this, it doesn't make them hot. boobs aren't the most awesome or important. sorry.

big ones are hot on hot women... but not too big where they hang too low, too many stretch marks, or are soo big they take away from a woman's shape."

you are right.

You must look directly into her tits if you want to communicate with her.

No way in hell she's a 34B.

She's at least a D. Absolutely bigger than a C.

i just looked up a picture of sherri sheperd, her boobs are bigger than jessica's. i guess that means she is the hotter of the two to the Fish.

Boobs are just great toys. Fun for the whole family.

she is a small D, but I agree a D. a 32 or 34 D ( cause she is thin and petite ).

LOL...she's tweaked.

Great diet supplements on the Sunset Strip.....

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hell yeah I'll take some fucking brandy. Anything would do right now. I'd fucking drink extract.

So, you guys discussing her IQ, 34, 36, I give her no more than a 40...

if she had SJP's face she wouldn't be. therefore boobs are far from the most important factor in a woman's appeal

Hi Jimbo!

Hey veggi, you don't work for the post office, do you?

Tequila shots........all around.

#47

She lost weight and lost her deep cleavage. Other recent pictures show her looking like 34B as well. She was a 34C or D when she was dating John Mayer. But now she is heart broken and does not pork out now. I sell bras for a living, I should know.

Do you really think she's that good in the sack? I don't know. I'm quite certain it'd take me three seconds to ejaculate but most tits like hers do that to me.

@57
Do you have any trannies shopping at your store?

ha! NO. I have to act happy on a radio station..... but I would love it if the mail man delivered shots of whiskey.

I am just going to say it because she makes me so hat: Jessica could fart in my mouth if she wanted to. I would bang her long and hard with no rubber and give her the rim job of her life.

Really veggi??? Must be tough. I'd carry a flask. I mean I would HAVE to...

hey #58. you should have seen that homeless woman i saw today. her boobs were def BIG, so are my moms. How do you handle it with your moms boobs? being old and fat and having had babies im sure hers are big too! aren't boobs just #1 best thing ever!

damn good idea frist. What the fuck was I thinking?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! EAT SHIT, HATERZ!!! BRIT-BRIT RULEZ!!!

"NEW YORK (AP) -- Britney Spears is finally catching a break.
Spears

Britney Spears' new song, "Gimme More," is at No. 3 on Billboard's Hot 100, the nation's primary pop chart.

Her new song, "Gimme More," is now a success on the music charts -- despite the pop star's turbulent personal life and the humiliation of her much-panned performance at MTV's Video Music Awards.

This week, "Gimme More" -- released to radio stations in August -- topped Billboard's Hot Digital Songs chart at No. 1 with 179,000 downloads, and jumped from No. 68 to No. 3 on Billboard's Hot 100."

#65
Just because Britney's song makes it to #3 does not mean it is good music, there are a lot of preteens influenced by the sleeze and horny old men that buy her music as well.

Line me up a couple fo shots!!!

ya ok #66, sure thing. Aren't you due back in "I coulda woulda shoulda" land?

Is there a little lesbo action going on in pics 2 & 6? Jessica's hand seems to be in a strange place

im at work right now, and believe it or not, every woman in here has boobs!
everywoman in my family, everywoman i have seen today. a lot them are even bigger than these! ( although not pushed up and exposed ) i just know they would all be great pushed up and exposed. how could they not?
boobs are obviously all that matters. as any ugly unexperienced pimple face in the closet teenager can see. lets just look at jessica simpson, cause we're never going to get a girl of our own to touch and love.

Horny old men

Hate all you want, Britney did it, you couldn't even if you tried under the best of circumstances, and she did it under the worst: she rules! BRITNEY RULES!!!

I'm confused. Why does her look keep changing. One week she's got huge lips, the next week she's all amped out super blonde, big tits and curvy, and now she just looks a wreck. wow a stylist and makeup can do a lot for a girl.

K, Jimbo, TT, veggi (of course!!!), and where ever TS is he can join, but we all need to meet up at noon for triple vodka martinis. Vodka won't make your breath stink, so the boss won't know. Oh, sorry TT, it's already after noon where you are. So for you it'd be like 2:00?

@65- you posted "the humiliation of her much-panned performance at MTV's Video Music Awards"

haha! you are critical of her in your own post, silly.

She looks dehydrated to me, and tired. No denying that figure, though.

And, #72, you need to get back to gym class or cheerleading or whatever lame ass thing it is you do.

It's 1:00 here FRIST! Does that mean I already had mine? FUCK! gimmie more gimmie more! hahaha

I'll be shit faced by 2:00. LOL
Gin is also very hard to detect on one's breath.
There are about 20 bars within walking distance of my work. On a smoke break I can go down and get a shot and head back to work, no problem.
It's the smoking a little weed during break, that's hard to do.

Knees are a little "RED." Poor thing I shouldn't have made her blow me for so long.

#75: I started a quoted section with "NEW YORK (AP)". Associated Press blurb, reported from New York. Big angry drunk tard, you are.

@81,
Get it through your pea-sized brain...............WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU AND YOUR FUCKED-UP ROLE-MODEL, SHITNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What, did you move veggi???

Ok, let's just say 45 minutes from now.

#81 she is not drunk, that is the problem, TARD

One tequila.........
Two tequila.........
Three tequila......
................
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................
............... Floor

Whoa, easy kids. If anyone here is a big, angry, drunk tard, it's me dammit.

#85 - Drunk can be an adjective or a noun. Are you all mentally retarded?

Of course it takes a hell of a lot more than 3 shots for me to be on the floor.

@86 - I are!

I'm guessing it only takes a guy unzipping...

FRIST, how are you today hun?

How's it going JIMBO?

#89 OMG LMAO

I'm on my period. How the fuck do you think I am?!?!?

Oh, sorry Mike....too much info??

Actually I was just kidding, but I'm definietly PMSing, thanks for asking, and yourself?

FRIST, that is okay. Best time to chili dog it. Can cum inside and not worry about pregnancy.

@81- I'm aware you copied and pasted, dumbass. I just found it ironic that in your defense of her, you insulted her......... now go away.

10-4 FRIST. 42 minutes and counting.

87.

Jager works MUCH better...

That you can pass off as cold meds.

chili dog it? jesus jumping rope. I'm gonna throw up

I was celebrating, not defending. Here's more, since your interest obviously continues. It turns out that Britney's comeback is not only underway, it's already transitioned to greater-than-ever status:

"Let's give Britney Spears a round of applause today, shall we? Not only has she finally obtained that pesky drivers license, but her new single, "Gimme More," just rocketed to No. 3 on the Billboard Hot 100. Not a huge deal, right? Britney's had tons of chart-topping singles, correct? Er, not so fast: Buried in Billboard's news is the fact that "Gimme More" is actually Spears' highest-charting single since "...Baby One More Time," which was not only her very first hit but is also the only No. 1 single to her credit!"

(That's from the Hollywood Insider. Written by somebody else. Different from me. Didn't write it myself. Nope. Not responsible for wording.)

Look at her feet in those shoes! It's like a 4 year old who puts on mom's pumps

#97 Veggi, never heard of chili dog it, or what?

@100- no. and I wished I hadn't heard it now. It's disturbing. About as disturbing as this fucking weird britney worshiper.

I'll take that drink now....

Mike leave veggi alone shes recovernig from last nights donkey punch

102- I hope that's a drink fucktard

#44, I love my boobs! I take them with me wherever I go.

Veggi, come on I thought you would have heard that while living in New Mexico.

I got 2 DWI's on Jager.

@102. I was wondering where my troll was.

I was thinking about going to Tommies for lunch, but not after Mikes suggestion.

FRIST - do you need some chocolate?

#65, Brit's single is climbing the charts! That must mean she's clean and sober and a great mom! Time to give those kids back to her!

The Donkey Punch is when you're engaged in anal sex and when you're about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens, making the orgasm even better (for you of course).

Yes please Jimbo

Me and Papa Joe got 2 DP's on Jessica.

FRIST, what do you think, shall I chili dog it with you?

NEW POST! (guess who's first? haha)

She just kinda looks like trash now. I would rather watch Missy Elliott eating Doritos. What? You would rather do the same?

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Where hip-hop and Hollywood collide

Mike I can't believe you're single.

Oops. lol.

I have come very very close to getting DWI's on Jager...

And a couple drunk and disorderlies...

I've never woohah'd a co-mom before, sounds interesting

Will one of you chicks flash me a browneye?!?! Jesus I'm bored! Why did my porn machine take me here???

#114 ????

Mike, nobody's chilidogging me!!!!

That's fucked up! The new post appeared, got some comments, then disappeared! It was about BREAKING NEWS! involving Britney being hospitalized for a serious drug overdose (possibly a suicide attempt). Weird! Maybe it'll be reposted in a minute or two.

What's with the bitchface?

I don't know, maybe a chilidog would be worth doing once, just to say you did it. Except if the guy had corn and red cabbage for supper.

hahaha- porn machine!

#122, are you fucking with me?

She's really got um smooshed in there and hiked up. Always knew she had big ones, but geez, what the hell happened to her head? I used to think she was pretty. Eww. She looks like a man eater. What ever the hell that means.

NO! It was there a minute ago and I got FIRST, I swear!

Well that sucks, did she die yet? Did the Fish guy say anything funny?

wtf? i have a troll now? lol about the first comment though.

hey i want in on these shots!

I don't see anything about Britney trying to off herself. I saw her relatives think she is going to off herself

i did want to complain about no new post, and bam! theres my id name talking shit for me. & you guys that i was a loser. ....

dang. it was fun while it lasted. thanks for playing, FRIST.

I'm SO PISSED!!!!! I just wasted my valuable time surfing the net for Britney news when I coulda totally been surfing PORN!!!!!

but seriously, there WAS a new story. a couple of the Star-type online mags are reporting it too.

I'll get you....I got no problem with trollicide...

#124 I totally agree. I don't have corn or cabbage. Any girls up for it?......lol.

maybe fish had a few to many. im on my third bacardi gold, with not much left. thursdays are the First day of the weekend for me.

FRIST

@138. It is a wonder that no lucky girl has sweeped you off your feet Mike. Trying to give a girl a chilidog must knock them off there feet.

What?

#141, yes it sure does. Prevents pregnancy, horny girls, and whores, don't want to get pregnant.

That's it, the one day I have time to be on here, and this is what I get!
I'm going down to the vending machine and when I get back somebody better be dead!!! Or dying. Or crazy.

Mmmm...Mu Shu Pork!

FUCK I AM DYING. Going to fuckin DYE soon. What did you get me by the way FRIST?

@143 Mike, I hear Ms Divine Brown is spotting. You should give her a call. It was good enough for Hugh Grant

Nah Jimbo, the loves of my life are FRIST and VEGGI.

Awww, well then you need a life, Mike.

I'll buy you one.

No offense

So which one is horny and which one is a whore?

New Post FRIST!!!!!

Jimbo you funny fucker. I don't know you tell me. I would guess that FRIST is the horny one, because she is not a whore, she is a sweety. But at the same time, I don't think Veggi is a whore.

is that real or another breast implant?

Jessica is never seen with good looking men; except for John Mayer and he used her as an easy booty call and her ex Nick.

Why does she walk around with her mouth open everywhere that she goes? Does she think it make her look hot?

#155
Most people with a fuse lose walk around with their mouth open.

These are NOT Bs. They're Cs. B's are tiny. A nice little mouthful. She looks good. Me like

Dudeee whats wrong with her fucking face!!!!!!!! lol all pictures taken have the same ughly expression haha

she kinda looks like a zombie with a great rack

Looks like she took her implants out. Her boobs have been looking way smaller lately..hmmm

She always wears things to emphasize her chest because its the only thing shes got going for her and why does she always have that stupid look on her face in every picture its like shes mentally retarded or something

Lookin' fine.

the 2nd last pic she looks like a robot with nice tits,
last pic she fu*ken UGLY
she really needs to work it quick her days are gettin uglier..can you say pam anderson
has Jessica done playboy yet?

I'd f*ck those tits anyday
course I'd flirt with a lampost

she was kinda married for awhile to a guy with a hot body, who is now dating a really hot girl

and i think adam levine from marron 5 is hotter than john mayer ( she also dated him )

#165
After Jessica got a fat head and dumped her hubby because she thought she could do better and she did not want to share her movie money with Nick; it has been downhill for Jessica ever since. Nick was the best thing that ever happened to Jessica. She has not been seen with a good looking guy in months. She is always seen with her hair dresser or some ugly old guy. Yikes! I'm not even famous, but I have all sorts of good looking guys to hang out with. The guys are hoping for some action, but they will settle for being around a fun, intellegent and attractive lady. Hey I bet it is because Jessica does not have much to offer intellectually. Even John got bored with her in less than a year ha!

It is very amusing that Jessica's worth is based on her clothes and the size of her breasts ha! Jessica is a loser and has nothing to offer the world ha! She has no talent and sings just as good as the teenagers in the school choir ha! Money is nothing when one does not have peace of mind and Jessica lost her piece of mind when dumping Nick. Now Nick is cozy in love with Vanessa and John Mayer has already moved on to new women ha!

Are you sure this is Jessica Simpson......Looks like a robot to me...
modern day stepford wife even

ANYONE WHO HAS EVER DONE DRUGS BEFORE SHOULD REALIZE SHE'S HIGH AS A KITE IN THESE PHOTOS!!!!

#168 yeah..she looks different....

She's coked out you can tell. I hate to see what this trick looks like when she's 40.

She looks yummy!!

omfg her knees! what the hell has she been doing? eating caycee cobb's snatch all night?! oh well she can taste mine anytime with her fine ass!