Oct 8 2007Jessica Simpson without cleavage makes the Baby Jesus cry

FIRST! you oozing cunt sores!

second you ATM cum guzzlers.

You know, Britney's house was broken into and lots of stuff stolen, and we are talking about the lack of jessicas boobs. l a m e.

#2- god hates you. hahaha! Take THAT!

Jimbo usually has Kleenex. But watch out because the box is always sticky.

SHE DONT KNOW HOW TO DRESS I CAN DRESS BETTER THEN HER AND I WORK AT WAL MART

A boob was robbed, and we are robbed of boobs. Circle of life.

uhh did she get a boob job? fuckin dumb whore blonde

LOL #1 & #2, you're quite a team!

We know she has a fine rack. She needs to share it with us. So selfish of her to be so covered up.

9- It's not a team. It's a one man band. And by one man band, I mean someone who thinks that we are celebrating columbus day because jesus came over on the mayflower 100 years ago.

I think she looks more awesome than she has in a long time. The fact that you are so obsessed with the fact that she is hiding her ginormous boobs, means that her stylist is working his proper mojo. :)

where are her boob? dude they're RIGHT THERE. in the words of the wise Papa Joe "You just can't cover those suckers up!"

She is actually looking really good for once! Wowaweewaaa!

She's so purdy. She's like a mini Faith Hill.

if you put a bag over that meh face, I'd lick her from stem to stern!

juicy!

So as we contemplate another great story here...back to the Britney break in. It's being reported - maybe bullshit, who knows - that only personal items were stolen, not high-value stuff like jewelery. So they took pictures and tapes and clothing, supposedly. Inside job? Britney's idea to get her sex tapes out, given that her stripper video is being ridiculed? Remember, like the equally lardy Fat Bastard, she's quite convinced that she's dead sexy.

Jessica looks pretty good, when she picks out a nice dress and puts a lot of care into the tuck-back.

She looks good. I love the vintage look.

nice chin. definitely have to land a multi-punch combination to put her down.

She looks like a school teacher from the 1800s. Stick to showing off the cleavage Jessica.

She looks really great here -- way better than when she lets her puppies hang all out. She always seems so "desperate divorcee" in that trashy garb. She needs to dress like this more often.

Well I see Daddy Joe still prowling in her background... all he can hear or see is $$$$ ... its a fucking shame this man could not find a job on his own without depending on his daughters to keep him wealthy. What a fat fucking loser dickhead.

I think she's really pretty, as long as she takes care of herself. When she gets too scrawny her chin is terrifying, and when she gets too fat, well, she's fat. She looks really good here though. I can't be sad about the lack of cleavage because I like boy, but I can respect that sadness!

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Jess looks very average in this.

She looks very pretty. That is probably the mood she was in.. PRETTY, not so much Sexy.

The royal voilet dress goes perfectly with her peaches and cream complexion and classic blonde hair.

Naw she looks a hell of alot better than she did when she was dating that douche bag john mayer.

Fuck Jessica Simpson, and fuck you all. You're all acting like a bunch of queens and pussies. Write like you've got a pair for the love of God. Get rude, or get lost.

rofl, I love when people say celebrities don't look that great even though they've probably been botoxed and microdermabrasioned and weaved and styled and makeuped (that is a word) within an inch of their lives. I mean, I see beautiful girls all the time, but they still don't look as shiny and pressed as even the more average looking celebs. Unless it's your life, who the hell has the time and the money to bother with that shit.

Don't be bitter 28. We are all full of hate, but it's better to save up.

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Jess, beware the wonky-eyed, spikey haired dyke in pic 10. She's puttin a spell on you.

While she's dumber than my dog, she looks good. Sexy surely doesn't mean having to beat everyone over the head with it. Not that most of the dingleberries here would know.

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I'm not a fan of Jessica, but I think she looks classy in her blue dress. There is plently of clevage to see in Southern California; especially in the OC and LA.

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Best she's looked in a LONG time. And she does, she looks absolutely fabulous.

Is it me or does she look scary? Like a wax figurine.
creeepy.

I see boobs, they're just not thrust up under her nostrils. It makes quite a refreshing change to see her looking nice instead od deperate for once.
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Oh my God. She's gone cellibate!

And the #1 way to make Jessica Simpson Useless........"put her in a shitty blue dress that shows no cleavage" (applause)

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She looks really pretty like this

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What's wrong with her nose? I mean, I know she has a funky nose but it looks like she's trying to cover up something?

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Yes #49 i saw that on her nose in Pic2. It looks like coverup was put over a patch of something on her nose. Her nose does look different maybe she got a nose job.

#50 I think a crazed red assed baboon jumped up and bit her nose.

I actually think she looks pretty in these pics. The dress may be hag-a-riffic but she pulls it off and doesn't look like a cheap slut (which she usually does)

Props to her for wearing something that doesn't show off her boobs. She is actually a very pretty girl and still is without a huge rack IMHO. She may not be too bright a bulb, but I think that women exude so much class and taste when they don't go out with their boobs floppin around. KUDOS

She looks like Ivana Trump. Maybe it is going to be a new "classy" Jessica?

I for one am glad that she is finally covering up. She usually looks like a huge hunk of ham bursting out of a poorly fitting piece of shit dress. She looks good here, bravo.

both sleeves are missing a button. WTF? i mean there's a hole for the button so why the lack of button?

SHE LOOKS GREAT. THANK YOU FOR NOT DRESSING LIKE A SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow, when'd her back get so... long?

You don't always have to show cleavage to look good. I think Jessica Simpson looks very elegant here. The color looks great against her skin tone too.

She's gorgeous, frig ya'll.

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There is such thing as a happy median between "school teacher from the 1800s" and the "desperate divorcee slut in that trashy garb" look. Something elegant, with a hint of cleavage showing through. A "less is more" kind of thing. She looks like she took some fashion advice from a Mennonite .

I made her cover up her cleaveage after I left a shit load of cum between those double D's. God that bitch gives the best tit fuck.

nice strking blue dress!!

She is a beautiful woman. The childish poeple here that wantto say otherwise are not worth the space.

She looks effin great.

#61
You have a good point. Jessica does one extreme to the other.

61, I was thinking the same thing about the happy median, except I thought she took fashion tips from some Mormons (vs. Mennonites). Either way, this look is frumpy and matronly. Rather than flashing her assets, she's trying for sophisticated, but went to the other extreme instead. You don't have to dress either like a hobag or a compound member, there's a wide range in between that would be more flattering and fashionable. Geez, at the very least she needs some accessories. Jessica, give me a call, I'll take you shopping and we'll have you looking sophisticated and understatedly sexy in no time.

I've seen it over and over again. Christian/Religious girls want to please Jesus and their parents so they dress conservatively. And then they grow up and want to make up for lost time, so their forget their religious beliefs and dress like whores and porn stars. I've seen this happen with Jehovah Witnesses, Catholics, Christians, and Mormons.

Whatever. What's wrong with a little modesty for once? She looks beautiful and classy. And we all know it.

She finally looks classy. This is the best she's looked in a long time.

she is so beautiful ,i like her very much. but someone saw she is on adating site called sugarcupid.com, is she lonely?