Oct 8 2007Jennifer Lopez is having twins

Twins are what she's packing in her blouse.

Out of her butt.

Let's hope they don't inherit her fashion sense.

bullcrap!

so this is what jo lo looks like 'thick'.

if she's having twins, i doubt she'd be flailing around, i mean dancing, all over the stage. if it's true, that tour is going to be cancelled pretty soon, which is good considering those frightening outfits, jesus h. christ!

The evil diva bitch has spawned; what a bummer :(

she better quit smoking if she's having kids.

That woman's ratio of talent-to-arrogance is off the scale. She's only a *slightty* better actress than Britney, she can't sing, she dances like a doofus, and she's about as classy as Mariah. She used to be famous for having the best BigAss --- but Kim K. took over than position.

She should tour with Celine Dion. They could compare ugly husbands and discuss diamond rings.

Holy shit, when are these morons going to stop reproducing?

I wonder who the father is?????

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I can't help it. Every time I hear about J Lo or see her, I have recurring nightmares about her huge ass in Selena! That shit's scary!

I hope I'm not the father

Good for JLo. She will make a good mother.

Someone needs to burn her wardrobe.

She even looks gorgeous and fashionable in that llate stage of pregnancy

But you have to wonder about that onstage dancing - is it really healthy???

I hope they look like her and not Marc Anthony. He looks like a gargoyle.

Pic #4, is that her left nipple or a trick of light?

IF the Father is Marc.. can you imagine If the kids get one bit of looks from his skeletor looking ass?!?!?! Holy fucking hell. And we thought Suri and Zahara were ugly. ...

ANyways ..so how does it work when a baby is passed meth from the parents??.... What sort of complications??...

Ok .. well now that Ive thought about it ... Zahara will always beat out whatever heinous spawn jho could shit out...... simply because zaharas daddy, flavor flav gave her some hideous motherfucking looks.

OMG I hopez she getz fat and strech mark☺☻♥♠☻
I kant stand her ugly azz♠☻☺☻♥
She iz zo ugly even I am hotter zan her☺☻
Wat iz up wit her face she look like a man!♥☺☻♠☻

#18...I think you're right. We have nipplage......

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oh G how i would hate to be jlo's kid. poor bastards.

Marc and JLO have 3 shows coming up in about 3 weeks in Miami, while I love Marc Anthony's Music, I couldn't stomach having to sit through her performance, or even a duet. As for top ass today, KimK is definitely Queen!

You can't take the Bronx or the Puerto Rican out of those fucking monstrosities/outfits.

Looks like a nip slip in the picture with the 2 guys flanking her.

This nasty slag has been lying through her teeth about this for the past month. Classy. There is a HUGE difference between a refusal to confirm and a flat denial - the former is consistent with the custom of "not saying anything" until a certain point in the pregnancy, while the latter is downright dishonest and wholly uncouth. Any sliver of respect I may have had for this woman is now gone.

"Over the moon about it..."??? WTH? Is this the 1920's? From the pictures, you'd think she was some retard flapper girl. But still, who SAYS that?? That mole is just plain a hyenna's butt.

The first time the twins see Dad:

"AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

so, since lots of celebrities end up having twins, does anyone else believe they pay doctors to make sure they do, in fact, have twins? i'm just sayin. when you've got that kind of money can't you just pay someone to make it happen? that's what i think anyway.

Yea those 2 guys in pic #4 probably know her dress slipped but they kinda think its funny. I would.

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I hope the kids are cuter than those clothes

#29, due to a recent news report on TV (so we know it must be true ;) ), multiple births, especially twins and triplets, are increasing due to the increased use of fertility treatment. I wouldn't be surprised if these two went the fertility treatment route since, although they aren't old, they aren't exactly young anymore either.

BTW, nice clown outfit JLo's wearing in the first six pics. Didn't know she was touring with the Ringling Bros.

So she'll be giving birth to 2 living dead, not just one. Way to go, dad.

A couple of zombies with big fat asses. Just what the world needs.

"Aw, look honey, this one's got your ego! And this one's got my narcissism!!!"

WHO CARES?!?!

Now, if somebody reported that HER husband said he's going to eat the placentas, I'd believe it.

OMG she totally stole BEYONCE style

29 I don't think you can actually pay someone to ensure twins, but you CAN be sterile from ridiculous diets and too much botox or whatever, which necessitates in vitro fertilisation. They put a bunch of fucking embryos in there and if too many take, they kill them. Which is fine. I hate embryos. All wiggly and shit.

20, I want to punch you in the goddamn face. Unless you're 14. Then I'll wait a few years.

remember when a giant snake regurgitated john voit up in her face? that shit was crazy yo.

looks kind of cheap and scary at the same time, especially in the bellbottoms.

I can't wait til her boobs grow

everything will grow, so they will look the same.

....and people feel sorry for Britney's kids.

"And I will name then Taco and Burrito!"

I hope that fur-monger fucking loses the babies. An asshole of her caliber should NOT be breeding!
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Those poor pitiful children. What did they do to deserve this? They'll look like a pair of hispanic cryptkeepers. No doubt they will find their 15 minutes, just like their aging hipster wannabe parents.

No better than Britney. The only difference is that the papparazzi watch every move Brit makes but don't seem to give much of a shit about JLo & Skeletor.

In summary, Britney the redneck trainwreck is more important, interesting and newsworthy than Mr. & Mrs. Skeletor. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

The fairy suit in the 1st 6 pics look like something straight out of David Beckhams closet.

Man she is gonna get soooooooooooooooooooooo FAT. I can feel it. She already is a gaint fattie by my standards anyway.
She's one of those women thaty would be 200 pounds if she wasn't famous and didn't have a TEAM of people making her look like a mediocre chubbyass. This women has always repulsed me. She's revolting.

Once when I was bored out of my mind I watched some documentary about her. Do you know that she flies in an expert to wax her eyebrows and the fee is $10,000 dollars. That's sick, what fucking greedy fat ass bitch. And I love women who aren't strong enough to be alone fat ass couldn't have Ben Afflec cause he started something on the set of Electra with Jen Garner (has confirmed this) so she went and got herslef the man version of the taco bell dog. How did that guy even impregnate her he's got to have a pecker the size of a lipstick.

I bet J-lo will dress her poor kids in matching baby panda coats and baby seal jumpers. she's such a sicko.

well if the look she wanted was pregnant circus then BRAVO!

wow pregnant with twins and dancing on the stage! awesome mum!

God have mercy she looks ugly in these pictures. It's supernatural!

*shuddering and convulsions*

Well, mostly in the hallucinogenic S&M clown suit pictures.

Poor babies...and I'm saying that cuz there's a chance they might not get momma's body, but daddy's ugly mug instead!!! I'd sue my parents for that. Epic ass coupled with a scrawny fugly head..ay ay ay!!!hehe

Jen is glowing and looking really good. She’s wanted to have children for quite awhile and it looks like she got her wish. She’s unveiled a whole wardrobe of loose clothes, no longer dances like a Fly Girl on stage, and so far refuses to announce she is expecting. I figure she does not want to jinx herself after trying so hard to have children. Look at all the media attention she is getting while on tour. Keeping everyone guessing is a great way to stay in the spotlight.

#20, I'm with you. I'm hoping for major stretch marks & FAT. Can't stand her fat ass as it is.

Jennifer Lopez is a no-talent hick hack who has zero style and dresses like Mabel King. I mean WHAT THE FUCK is with the outfits. GIVE IT UP!!!!! You've never had it and you never will....

YOU SUCK JENNIFER LOPEZ....YOU SUCK!!!!

LA insiders knew about the twins 30 August 2007

Good for her if its true. You should all stop hating on her. She should admit it already, its getting really tiring.

i am glad to hear that she will be a mother, i believe that her profile on a celebrity site will beaome more popular.

she is so blessed like all of us who become mothers.

she is so blessed like all of us who become mothers.

HI JENNIFER LOPEZ & MARK ANTHONY.

JENNIFER LOPEZ YOU ARE A GOOD SINGER & A DANCER. AND JENNIFER LOPEZ. I LIKE YOUR SONGS ON THE CD.

I WISH THAT YOU CAME TO EDMONTON TO DO YOUR CONSERT. AND I WOULD LIKE TO MEET YOU JENNIFER LOPEZ.

JENNIFER LOPEZ IS YOUR FAMILY HAPPY THAT THEY ARE HAVING SOME GRANDKIDS OF TWINS YES I HOPE SO AND I HOPE THEY DO.