Oct 17 2007Jenna Jameson with your coffee, sir?

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We ended yesterday with a set of fake knockers courtesy of Victoria Beckham, so why not start the day with another pair? That’s just smart journalism. This morning’s rack is courtesy of Jenna Jameson Queen of the Duck-people. I’m not saying she had a lot of collagen injected. I’m just saying I could probably set up patio furniture on her upper lip – and an above-ground pool.

Edit: Alright, alright, I may have gotten an estimate for a barbecue pit. It’ll fit nicely by the basketball court and helipad. Or should I put it next to the outdoor amphitheater?

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lol.

second!! yeah

who is this, one of the winners of america's next top model?

wtf is that all over her right arm? molting?

She almost looks okay in a couple of these (well, okay in "a box of toothpicks looks ok" sort of way, but not the usual nightmare.

SKANK

her armpits are terrifying


What has happen to this woman?
She makes Tara Reid look pretty!

LEPER!.. UNCLEAN, UNCLEAN! Just nasty, like grandma and a didldo nasty.

She needs a face transplant.

She's a product of Hollywood! What do you expect? She's getting older and without all the surgery she'd just fade away! It's the American way! Fact is though, she's got more moeny than you!!! I can just see all you fat fucks turning her down! Yeah righttttttttttt.

TENTH!!!

Ahhh...FUCK!

NOT TENTH!

#3 is assume you're joking... she's a PORN STAR hehehehe. She's still hot in a scarey plastic way

Jesus H. those photos are terrifying.

Chivas, apparently I'm not fat enough, because I WOULDN'T DO HER.
I'd do BRIT before her....heck, MAYBE even Hilton or Lohan......
Whew! Rather risk an STD than screw a halloween costume. Daaaaamn.

10, try to come up with something original. the last 2 lines of your comment are almost as stale as people who yell out "first."

and looking like she does, i'm pretty sure that a lot of guys wouldn't fuck her. who cares of much money she has. you can'really wash away HIV with dollar bills.

Are we forgetting that she had her boobies removed a month ago?

For just pennies a day you can help feed Jenna.

/YUCK!!!

Poor Jenna, she used to be so hot. She's gonna plastic-surgery herself into Michael Jackson territory soon.

She looks better here than some of the other recent photos of shown on this site. Still can't get over how she looks completely different from her porn days.

Smashbox. Ha! Should be smashed box! (pic 7).

Oh, and QUACK!!

Product of Hollywood???

No, try a product of PORN.

Not that porn is bad....

her right tit looks like a 80 year old woman. brutal.

Her best years was when she was natural (remember her cameo in Howard Stern's Private Parts movie) In these photos her best feature is her teeth.
#16 is right one. However somewhat similar to #10, it must suck to be an aging women in today's society. The constant pressure to look young. Us guys have it a little better as we become "distinguished" but women just get "old". The adage of aging gracefully isn't in the mindset of today's celebrity women. Women seem to have a "hot/sexy" shelf life of 10 years. We all remember when Pam Anderson was hot, now look at her. She tries to hard. Guess STD's add years on one's looks.

she's actually pretty hot when she is not wearing that grotesque amount of make-up

ew... she looks anorexic. Although I saw her in da flesh at Nikki Hiltons fashion show like a month ago, and she looked pretty good! it's scary that almost anorexic kind of looks good...
but her skin is wrinkly... ew.

I like the instructions on how to get dressed in pic 1. Maybe that's what Britney needs...


Oh yeah...almost forgot...Jesus is Lord

DNA pioneer's theory: Africans are less intelligent than Westerners
Celebrated scientist attacked for race comments: "All our social policies are based on the fact that their intelligence is the same as ours - whereas all the testing says not really"
By Cahal Milmo
Published: 17 October 2007
One of the world's most eminent scientists was embroiled in an extraordinary row last night after he claimed that black people were less intelligent than white people and the idea that "equal powers of reason" were shared across racial groups was a delusion.
James Watson, a Nobel Prize winner for his part in the unravelling of DNA who now runs one of America's leading scientific research institutions, drew widespread condemnation for comments he made ahead of his arrival in Britain today for a speaking tour at venues including the Science Museum in London.
The 79-year-old geneticist reopened the explosive debate about race and science in a newspaper interview in which he said Western policies towards African countries were wrongly based on an assumption that black people were as clever as their white counterparts when "testing" suggested the contrary. He claimed genes responsible for creating differences in human intelligence could be found within a decade.
The newly formed Equality and Human Rights Commission, successor to the Commission for Racial Equality, said it was studying Dr Watson's remarks " in full". Dr Watson told The Sunday Times that he was "inherently gloomy about the prospect of Africa" because "all our social policies are based on the fact that their intelligence is the same as ours – whereas all the testing says not really". He said there was a natural desire that all human beings should be equal but "people who have to deal with black employees find this not true".
His views are also reflected in a book published next week, in which he writes: "There is no firm reason to anticipate that the intellectual capacities of peoples geographically separated in their evolution should prove to have evolved identically. Our wanting to reserve equal powers of reason as some universal heritage of humanity will not be enough to make it so."
The American scientist earned a place in the history of great scientific breakthroughs of the 20th century when he worked at the University of Cambridge in the 1950s and 1960s and formed part of the team which discovered the structure of DNA. He shared the 1962 Nobel Prize for medicine with his British colleague Francis Crick and New Zealand-born Maurice Wilkins

This woman has all the grace and poise of a limp,used up condom that fell out of her giant twat mid coitus.

#29, WTF are you talking about? DNA theories on a blog about Jenna Jameson? Wrong audience, moron.

I don't care if actresses in porn say 'it's just sex' or talk about how much money they make, I think it's a job that takes a huge toll and over time, it shows up on the outside. Think about, everyday you are getting boned, whether or not you feel like it, often with someone you either don't know or may not even like.

Crackwhore Barbie...just in time for Christmas.

Nice Valley of the Dolls makeup... but I do agree with some people that she looks better here than I expected. Maybe her face has settled, you know, broken in, like a pair of shoes. Or she's not fake baking as much, or something. She still looks kinda haggard and used up, but you would too if you'd had as many penises in you as she has.

Sadly, those swimsuit shots show the extension of skin as the result of her recent reduction. She looks like the got rescued in Dachau, then rode hard by the '57 Bears.

Hey Jenna,
Does Playboy still do Fabulous 40's?
Oh that is right, you are only in your early 30's.
Sorry.

That's the most attractive 50 year old woman I know.

hate to tell you Chivas Regal but how the hell desparate are YOU? By your comment it just shows how low you would go to mess with some skank as fugly as Jenna J. I don't give a sh*t what she used to look like, bottom line is what she looks like NOW. She's NOT old, she's only like 33..my wife is 40 and smoking HOT! I wouldn't stoop so low as even think about laying with J. Jameson. Not even for what disease I might catch, it's because I got everything I want and better waiting for me at home.

Crackwhore Barbie....LMAO!

Good one....

.

You skinny WHORE!! I have no problems at all with porn-stars. But the MUST have the figure of kim kardashian. Big Ass, Big tits, Big pussies!! If you don't believe me, TEST it!! You know why? Because a porn-movie is maybe watched one or two times. After that they will buy or rent a new one. People simply want to see things they don't have or want for themselfes. Almost every girl wants to look thin and tender. BUT A GUY WANTS, in a porn-movie-not in real-life, A GIRL LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN!! By the way, a television can be zapped OFF!!

Why is nobody addressing her obvious drug problem?! Look at her...she weighs about 80 pounds!

Basically, no comment, except she's already on that scary michael jackson surgery road. doesn't he have lupus now or something?

She's the kind of girl you set your retarded cousin up with on his 21st Birthday to break his cherry..then he has re-acurring nightmares of the whole event for the rest of his life..then you feel guilty and have to pay for his years of therapy...totally wished I had just taken him to a strip club.

So, Jameson's a classy model nowadays, huh? Good for you, ex-pornstar. Hey, there's nothing wrong with a little porno, but check-it; everyone's seen your pussy and asshole. Is there really life after porno? Jenna looks about as fantastic as a chimpanzee can. No wonder she's dating an ape. Could you imagine making contact with those gigantic, collagen-festering lips? Gross.

17, no we didn't. but when you get your ginormous implants removed, they don't just leave your titties flapping the the breeze. of course you get a lift & have smaller implants put in. otherwise they'd look like Paris Hilton's flapjack ass.

#25 that’s a load of crap. She is not a product of aging, she was the Penthouse Pet of the Year just three years ago, she is not old. What you are seeing here is the result of a self absorbed, overindulgent slut. Too much surgery, too many drugs and too much cock.

No comment

Oh, we're still on Jenna?

Fuck it, i'm going to work then.

@43. bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! now thats some funny ass shit!

by the way, one of my roosters was tryin to fuck one of my other roosters yesterday. What does that have to do with anything? Nothing, but I just didn't know I had gay roosters.

Better be a new post by the time i get there, cause I feel like being a slacker today, dammit!!!

Haha... as opposed to all those indoor amphitheaters. Love your work though dude!! Very funny!

Hm..... gay roosters veg? Well quit feeding them whiskey! That usually does it for me!

#32, "I think it's a job that takes a huge toll and over time, it shows up on the outside. Think about, everyday you are getting boned, whether or not you feel like it, often with someone you either don't know or may not even like."

Also known as "being married".

Ouch BunnyButt, that must suck.
Gay roosters??????????? There has to be a joke in there....somewhere.

I'm with you FRIST, my boss is away today and I feel like playing today.

TT- something to do with a cock and pullet.......???


and HA! bunnybutt!!!! goodun.


FRIST! Lets drink some of that Wild Turkey!!

Well she does not look that horrible here. But then again i love tranny's.

@57,
Really?
You must email me.

Funny how all of this ties in together...
The old painted Tires in the background, the "Dress" that looks like a throw rug from the Goodwill, the Wig that use to be someone elses hair...a used up Skank Whore with grease on her arm.... What do all of these things have in common ..they are all items that have at one time or another been found in a Dumpster.

Come-dumpster

Don't worry, TT. I'm speaking from hearsay, not actual experience. I'm not married. Thankfully.

Too much censorship going on now here at the Fish.
Several of my post haven't made it through.
WTF?

Whew............
I was worried about you for a minute there, BunnyButt.

Whores and Bores, that's what this site should be called.

I thought the Nicole Richie look was over and done with.

She needs to lose the make-up and the spray tan.

HOLY!!! In pic 9, check out the face and WHATEVER is going on with those tits. GROSS

Hey FRIST there is a new post.

69

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE ANSWER.................................

WHAT ARE THE BRUISES ON HER ARM?


They look really scary.

Yeah Jenna used to look really pretty and stuff but now she actually does look like a duck. poor girl..kinda

:)

wow she is lucky,
she has a really good Doctor
All good plastic surgeons sell
those eyelashes on your way out
to distract from over done plastic surgery

Eat bitch, eat! Chicken, pasta, cock, something!

Sorry, but all that comes to mind every time I see this bitch is......Sperm Dumpster. I really don't give a shit how much she tries to reinvent herself, she will always be a Sperm Dumpster.

i remember the time when i got a boner just looking at her,.. now all i get is to see my last meal again,..

Makeup courtesy of Hank von Helvete

70, those aren't bruises. That's some kind dirt.

49, Veggi, there has to be some sort of money making opportunity there. Knowing the commenters on this site, there must be a market for gay rooster porn. No offense intended, anyone.

Gosh, where's MISS UNIVERSE with a comment about how beautiful Jenna's eyes are or how elegant and lovely she looks or what a great person she must be? Guess that "generosity" doesn't extend to porn stars ...

77/BunnyButt. Thanks> wow dirt?! That is kind of worse almost. Ew.

Bunnybutt is so cute and funny for an online name. Ya know whats weird? My favorite ex used to call me that. haha random fact.

i'm an idiot. that is so obv not a bruise now that i actually looked on the big pic. its freaking black paint from her tarantula lashes. Those things are CRAZY!

whaha thats madness

god she used to be hot and now woah god she use to be hot

Just goes to show Nip/Tuck isn't for everyone..................

Nice Liza Minnelli eyelashes!!

BITCH U ARE A SLUT...STOP TRYNA B A SUPERMODEL NOW....

Its not bad plastic surgery, drugs or an eating disorder.... It's HIV/AIDS.

And whats going on with her tits in pic 9?

she looks like one of those creepy claymations front a Tool video... if you put duckmans face on it.

You all leave her alone. Jenna is going to be the next super- wait, megamodel to grace all the covers of all the magazines in the world!

Despite the fact that #10's not even single malt, he's probably fot a point.

Is she the fucking swizzle stick? Or, should that be jizzle stick?

I want my jizz back please.

Michael Jackson looks more real. She is butt ugly.

Jenna is a fascinating person in images and thought. Does she talk, actually, to men in honest manners for relating to men as persons not objects of commerce she is promoting?

Would she be a valuable for her country? Which is to state, commerce besides the point, may she have other attributes not yet shared?

Males seems to be simply a component of her life, or oponnent may be, would she be managed by a male in life for real? For instance she would be gently advised to move to the South in the US to experienced that diet of bbq'd meats, high calories, vegetables.

A fascinating person - her girlfriends must be equally interesting to review.
Dece

@89 - Is she the fucking swizzle stick? Or, should that be jizzle stick?

ha! I am totally going to rip that line off and there's nothing you can do about.

So what does Bunnybutt look like?

well she gained some of the weight back...still looks disgusting

she has a VAG JAY JAY under arm

She needs to gain weight, stop tanning and allow her lips to deflate.

#18

Maybe you meant:

For just PENISES a day you can help feed Jenna

OMG, she is HIDEOUS. Great job, especially BunnyButt. You guys rock it!

Is that a fuckin Barbie?

she's too skinny! to be honest i've nv watched her porn...where can i download them?

To see clips of JJ, Paris and so forth, visit www.pornotube.com

Gotta love those eyelashes.


Looks like she injects Fix-A-Flat into her lip- she should try it in her arms.

She's like 33 years old!

I would not fuck that duck on a train,
I would not fuck that duck on a plane.
Actually, I probably would.

Someone's been doing a lot of drugs lately....

How much does she weigh now? :O Scaryyyyy!!!!

This chick is honestly hard to look at - with a straight face anyway.

I didn't know that implants could sag, but they seem to have fallen to her stomach.

Now she looks like absolute shit, stupid ugly white Italian whore.

Her boobs look totally fucked up

wow, she used to be so cute. it's not just her thinness that is shocking, but the look of her skin and tone...wow, what a difference-gone bad.

"skeletal" is soooo sexy baby!!

Holy crap is she ugly now. I was never a big fan of hers, but at the very least I had to admit she was pretty hot. Now she's hideous looking.

Those are some coochie looking armpits.

She looks like a freak. I cant imagine why people think she looks hot. Crazy ass lips, fake tan, scary legs and no calf's, oh and add the fact that she's been rode hard and hung up wet.

Cool! Another Sharon Stone blog!
Oh, wait....

Poor Jenna....you had so much going on. Just sad about those breasts and your 90 pound frame. Many of us still prefer our women to look like women and not have the body of a little boy.

I would feel sorry fucking something that looked like that. Sorry enough to wear 3 rubbers and still keep my distance.

white trash!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats wrong with her breasts?

Are you kidding me?? What the heck has she done to herself?? As if the plastic surgery on her face wasn`t enough, now she`s as skinny as "Ally McBeal" Calista Flockhart...WTF???? She looks like she`s on Drugs again...she totally screwed herself!

cool

http://www.spymac.com/details/?2289688

she is a witch

Jenna used to be fit as fuck, I busted a nut over pictures of her many a time. She looks fuckin' ill there. Yuck!

aughhhhhhhhh get those spiders off your eyes! they're scaring me

What the...does she think she's Twiggy now all of a sudden? Oh, and I really think DNA discussions and porn stars go hand in hand, I love your work #29.

Come on guys, these comments could really hurt someone.

Leave him alone!

She is a nice sex toy, not new, but in good state for the millage

Yep, Jenna is still in good shape.

What a dilusional anorexic skank. Does she think she can go from nasty lesbian porn to "high fashion"?! America will always see her as a VD infested porn star. She just needs to stop trying, and start eating...because loosing weight isn't going to help her shitty career.

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