Oct 23 2007Gisele Bundchen still wearing bikinis
Tom Brady enjoyed a day off yesterday with his girlfriend, model Gisele Bundchen. Gisele pulled out all the stops for Tom and wasn’t afraid to show off her modeling skills: Cooling herself down with a wet towel – seductively. Adjusting her bathing suit – seductively. And, of course, pretending to enjoy food – seductively. I think. Cringing your man-face at the sight of a fork is the new hot for female models, right? Okay, cool, just checking.


Reader Comments
1. Auntie Kryst - October 23, 2007 9:44 AM
Good morning biotches!
2. spy - October 23, 2007 9:45 AM
This woman loves me. She calls me night and day, begging for my manly affection.
But dammit, I'm just not ready for a relationship right now.
3. Frick - October 23, 2007 9:45 AM
I'm confused, does she have the fake breastasis or not? I can't tell. Oh, and good morning biotch!
4. p911gt10c - October 23, 2007 9:48 AM
I can't believe this chick was the top angel for Vic. Secret. She's not even close to being attractive.
Viva Alessandra!
5. Chef - October 23, 2007 9:49 AM
Pic one shows nice nips and camel. Yes, my mind is in the gutter.
6. Sofia - October 23, 2007 9:53 AM
she should change her name to Gisele Butch.
7. Jas - October 23, 2007 9:56 AM
I really don't see whats so FUG about her. I think she has a really pretty face, amzaing boobs and looooooooooong legs. And I never ever thought of her as skinny till I read the coments from the previous one with her in the bikini..
she looks healthy and amazing.
8. Brock Landers - October 23, 2007 10:09 AM
it's always interesting to see a woman who is considered one of, if not the hottest women in the world not all done up and looking so sexy. At the end of the day it's all chicken. She doesn't even look average there. Incredible.
9. why - October 23, 2007 10:10 AM
where's Brittny
what did she drink
is she wearing pants
wheres' her dog
did she fire the mommy teacher
did she get her nails done
how many pumkins are on her dash
the boots are they on ebay
heeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllp i gotta know NOW
10. Texas Tranny - October 23, 2007 10:10 AM
Yes, clearly a camel-toe and not a penis.
11. Hmm - October 23, 2007 10:11 AM
She has a great body. Of course her boobs are real. She's a top-model, they don't do this bs.
12. sportsdvl - October 23, 2007 10:13 AM
Any of you idiots who are saying she isn't attractive must like cock.
13. life is a shithole - October 23, 2007 10:16 AM
Wow she's a ladylike dainty little eater, hun.
Fucking fuck who eats like that, Jebus. She doesn't even know how to hold a fork... well actually neither of them do. They look like they're having fondue for fucks sake or eating Shish-Ka-Babs, it's a fucking regular fork you dumbfucks. Honestly I don't expect much from Mr. Football, in fact I just expect him to yell "MMMM FOOD, TOM HUNGRY" and then start shovelling fistfulls of mashed potaotes into his pie hole. But, Butch is supposed to be a world travelled top paid model shouldn't she have somewhat decent manners?
But I guess if ya look like a man you'll eat like on too. On that note I would not like to see Cameron Diaz eat. Well actually I wouldn't like to seee any of these attention whores eat. They probably all have fucking disgusting table manners because they're so used to having their little spineless personal assistants spoon feed their specialy prepared little dietary meals and wipe their filthy little mouths and remind them to chew and swallow. Fucking celebrities they're like babies; can't do shit themselves, in fact I'm sure they have someone who helps them take a dump and wipe their ass afterwards.
14. supes - October 23, 2007 10:17 AM
Whoever said she looks healthy might wanna look at pic 2 more closely. You don't completely lose your ass unless you skip a meal or two.
PS Camel toooooooeeeeeeee!!
15. J-Sin - October 23, 2007 10:17 AM
Truly, Tom Brady is the man.
16. Sunshine - October 23, 2007 10:20 AM
She is pretty! I wish my stomach was that flat....
17. Tess - October 23, 2007 10:22 AM
Yikes, her skin looks scary under her bikini top in pic 2.
18. yuri - October 23, 2007 10:23 AM
so nice!!!!
19. J-Sin - October 23, 2007 10:23 AM
Fuck Camel Toe! Looks more like Moose Knuckle to me...
20. Tess - October 23, 2007 10:26 AM
And btw, I can't figure out why we think it's beautiful to have a stomach like that these days. I understand the beauty of a toned, fit stomach but chicks today want a tummy that's almost concave. I'm not saying a bloated belly like Brit's (although I don't really think hers would look bad at all if her pants were a little higher sometimes) looks good either, but a nice and little round feminine stomach looks much more sexy to me than an anorexic one (combined with ribs sticking out it's just disgusting).
21. gotmilk? - October 23, 2007 10:29 AM
Tom Brady is the man because he's not paying an ounce of attention to her or him, whatever the fuck she/he is!
she looks disgusting in picture 5. bitch needs to eat, a lot. and didn't she criticize models for being to thin? this is a perfect example of when celebrities need to keep their mouths shut because you always end up putting your foot in it at some point.
i hope she wastes away to nothing, more than she already has.
22. combustion8 - October 23, 2007 10:31 AM
yep, and she's still got a dog face too.
23. Soy - October 23, 2007 10:32 AM
no comment
24. gotmilk? - October 23, 2007 10:34 AM
Tess - here's the difference, she's basically skin stretched across a little muscle and bones. her stomach is not attractive, it just looks like she's emaciated. Zero percent body fat looks good on no one.
if she were to hit the gym, eat some food & gain weight, then that would look okay. her face though, well, that would require a paper bag.
25. cali - October 23, 2007 10:35 AM
the guys that get these TOP models
are usually kinda pastey
hmmm
the fantasy must be better
26. Kelly Neuman - October 23, 2007 10:35 AM
I personally dont think she is all that, actually a face like a pig but a nice body.
27. danny - October 23, 2007 10:37 AM
What is it with these pap-photogs? THey never include a woman's feet in the shots! jeebus, what's a foot fetishist to do?
28. Tess - October 23, 2007 10:40 AM
#24, yeah that's true. Personally I think that the Ancient Greek idea of a woman was just great: beautiful, soft and still athletic. http://www.ancientsculpturegallery.com/images/235.jpg
But yeah, her face can't be fixed.
29. Lugh - October 23, 2007 10:42 AM
Allow me to condense the nonsense a bit here:
Women who say she looks like crap: You are just jealous. She is not ugly, in fact, she is stupidly attractive. Get over it.
Men who say she looks like crap: You would have sex with her in .002 seconds if given the opportunity. She's a Victoria's Secret supermodel.
I'm done here. Go Pats.
30. J-Sin - October 23, 2007 10:45 AM
Yeah Lugh. Go Pats! Tom Brady is getting SUPERMODEL PUSSY and it's turning him into SUPERMAN on the field. Gisselle better keep fucking him, if not there goes the season!
31. blah - October 23, 2007 10:47 AM
big stick with pointy asian face. ew
32. Tess - October 23, 2007 10:47 AM
#29 I'm not jealous, I just find her body type and face regular, not that attractive. I completely understand why a lot of people find her amazingly sexy and all, but it just doesn't work for me and I would not want to look like her. I can name thousands of girls who are hotter than me (in my opinion that is) and who I would like to look like, but she's just not someone I would envy.
33. Kim - October 23, 2007 10:48 AM
Damn Lugh, I'm sure a lot of guys would sleep with Britney given the chance because, heck, it's Britney!
34. shes not my style - October 23, 2007 10:49 AM
the one that had the baby was way prettier
im not into olive oils with rat faces i guess, call me gay if you want... i don't like 6 foot stick figures and sharp noses
35. gotmilk? - October 23, 2007 10:50 AM
29, yeah we're never EVER heard that here on the Fish before. I agree with "Go Pats", but other than that, you're an unoriginal douche.
p.s. she WAS a victoria's secret model. no longer. they have a No Man Face Policy now. better get your eyes checked.
36. shes not my stlyle - October 23, 2007 10:52 AM
adriana lima and the rest i will take.
im not saying i would kick her out of bed, but im not gonna get of by looking at her in a bikini, maybe naked and doing something.
37. i'm, like, so jealous - October 23, 2007 10:54 AM
hey Lugh, get a functioning brain cell. not everyone finds the same things attractive. it doesn't make them gay or jealous. and come up with a better theory, because that one that you've got there is probably used in every post on the superficial. you unoriginal fuck.
38. Kim - October 23, 2007 10:54 AM
#31: "pointy asian face"... Excuse me? I don't understand, she's not Asian at all. So wouldn't that mean... She doesn't have an Asian face? I might take offence to that if it made sense.
39. mina - October 23, 2007 10:58 AM
model doesn't always mean gorgeous. it is easier to make clothes for stick figures, thats why models are skinny.
runway models can be super skinny and plain sometimes, usually designers want people to notice their clothes, not how hot the woman is that is wearing it.
Victoria Secret is diff i understand, but maybe giselle has a good walk and knows how to pose....
doesn't mean she is pretty. she looks like shandi ( from America's next top model) is she had a tan and her face was pulled back.
and shandi was ugly.
i tend to think pretty girl faces usually have big eyes button noses, and pouty lips. but i guess there are all kinds of pretty.
40. for Kim - October 23, 2007 11:00 AM
asian girls can be really pretty, they usually don't have pointy faces though. if an asian girl and a really point face it would look like giselle
41. leatherdaddy - October 23, 2007 11:00 AM
i was hoping to start my morning with kate beckinsale. i was really wishing. alessandra ambrosio would be great too. this chicks face makes me feel like i could go boths ways when im checking her out.
42. Sapphire - October 23, 2007 11:08 AM
Giselle has a great body! I'd love to have a nice flat toned stomach like hers, I can only wish!! I can't understand anyone would want a round feminine potbelly, or be attracted to that, that's gross. Fit, toned, flat tummy, beautiful long toned legs, she's hot! She doesn't know how to eat though lol.
43. skeleton raper - October 23, 2007 11:19 AM
what's with the star tattoo on her wrist? i've seen other celebs with that same tattoo.
her body is great on the front but she could use some more ass. that face is all man though.
44. skeleton raper - October 23, 2007 11:19 AM
what's with the star tattoo on her wrist? i've seen other celebs with that same tattoo.
her body is great on the front but she could use some more ass. that face is all man though.
45. Randy Moss - October 23, 2007 11:20 AM
Tom's got it right. Gisele is to show off in public, since she's (also) rich and a supermodel. Meanwhile he fucks all the football groupies, who've got actual boobs and butts. That's the way it was meant to be for men, and it still works best. Allowing women to speak was a HUGE mistake.
46. ^Jodi - October 23, 2007 11:23 AM
Yo Gisele,
You look like a washed-up arse!
^Jodi
47. chimpy - October 23, 2007 11:28 AM
She looks like a man.
48. Italian Stallion - October 23, 2007 11:28 AM
I wonder if Tom Brady sucked her dick?
49. evil0ne - October 23, 2007 11:33 AM
Is the girl below her in pics 2 and 3 Tonya Harding?
50. Mdiz - October 23, 2007 11:38 AM
Thats one ugly dude
51. Jill - October 23, 2007 11:42 AM
In pic #9 she looks like she wants to hurl that towel at his head like it's a two ton boulder. I notice he seems oblivious to her in these photos while she tries to get his attention with her various poses -- and everyone else's too --at the pool.
I am wondering if it's finally dawning on him that there's a two month old boy out in Los Angeles who is related to him.
52. PunkA - October 23, 2007 11:44 AM
wow. that dude has no ass and tiny little bits on his chest. And he needs a nose job.
53. PunkA - October 23, 2007 11:48 AM
Gayzelle Munchen is exactly how I figure that TT looks all gussied up in drag. Am I right, or what?
54. IWouldSuckGisele'sDick - October 23, 2007 11:48 AM
If Gisele's a guy then I'm gay. She's a great looking lady. If she wants to leave Tom Brady and let me curl up between her legs I'd do it. I have an easier time believing this woman is all natural than women like the big boobed and bubble butted women that make plastic surgeons smile and buy a Mercedes when they walk into their offices.
55. Texas Tranny - October 23, 2007 11:52 AM
@53 PunkA,
I look more feminine.
56. gotmilk? - October 23, 2007 12:02 PM
"I can't understand anyone would want a round feminine potbelly"
who said anything about wanting a potbelly?
there are several stages between this (emaciated stomach) and potbelly. you clearly are retarded.
44, the star tattoo on the wrist is cliche, that's what's with it.
57. survey sez - October 23, 2007 12:36 PM
tom brady is a caveman. the only reason she's with him is because he's rich. rumor has it this chick is self-centered and extremely materialistic which would explain why leo dropped her ass for a a younger, chick with a better rack and a sense of her place.
58. D. Richards - October 23, 2007 12:51 PM
Okay. Check it. In the picture of Gisele pulling the bikini out of her ass, you can totally see the rim of her browneye! That made my day. And night.
59. old bitches are tired - October 23, 2007 12:59 PM
she's still hot for an old lady but god, she's just so played out. she's boring. models are really only super when they are under 25. you can see all the wear and tear on her face. sure her body is still tight but her face says the best years have already gone by.
i wonder how long til brady dumps her for a younger girl. must suck to be a chick.
60. Dick Richards - October 23, 2007 1:02 PM
#57. That is absolutely ridiculous. Gisele's worth over $150 million. She likes Brady because she's smarter than he is.
Also, Bundchen's suck-eating the food off that fork.
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62. The Last Word - October 23, 2007 1:07 PM
She's hot. There isn't a man alive that would kick her out of bed, and a woman alive that doesn't think she's in great shape.
The fagots and pufters on this page all have dicks in their mouth as they type one handed while beating off to the agony inducing sounds of John Tesch.
63. Ript1&0 - October 23, 2007 1:08 PM
Wait a minute.... she's that thin AND gets to eat french fries too!? And I barely eat a thing and my ass is still fat. Jizzelle, show me the way!
Conclusion = Life is unfair and there is no God. I'm freaking starving.
64. That's Hawt!! - October 23, 2007 1:10 PM
why the fuck are we back to this shit?
65. combustion8 - October 23, 2007 1:21 PM
I guess some of you are just into man-faced chicks. *shrug*
66. nipolian - October 23, 2007 1:24 PM
Tom Brady is Randy Moss' Bitch.
67. Feckless - October 23, 2007 1:27 PM
washboard abs. washboard butt. washboard tits. yeah, we'd all be turned on if not for the dog face.
68. Laura - October 23, 2007 1:31 PM
shouldn't he be spending his day off with...i don't know...his son?!? deadbeat dad in the making, but hey, the girlfriend is hot, right?
69. cate - October 23, 2007 2:09 PM
I like her body, despite what everyone else says... she could put on a few pounds, but really, if I were a guy, I'd do her.
Also, I think everyone is forgetting that she DID indeed get implants. In fact, I thoguht it was the Superfish that reported it, I'm not sure. She only got B's, though. I think it was about 1 year, maybe 2 years ago.
70. survey sez - October 23, 2007 2:09 PM
#60
i didn't say she was a "gold digger". i said she was materialistic. i'm sure the fact that he's dumb and rich had nothing to do with her choice.
71. giselle makes big girls cry - October 23, 2007 2:13 PM
#63
the way, big girl, is to eat smaller portions. notice she's only eating two french fries instead of a mayonnaise covered boat load of fries. she said in an interview that she eats small portions. rarely more than a few bites of anything.
try chewing your food longer and drinking more water.
72. PunkA - October 23, 2007 2:16 PM
Bridgette Moynihan is hotter. Tom Brady went from a hot chick to a man face. Leonardo DiCaprio went from a man face to a hot babe. Giselle has a fit body, but from the neck up she is not all that special.
73. Karin - October 23, 2007 3:18 PM
Sapphire keeps insisting in various posts that women want cellulite or a fat stomach. Shut up, Sapphire, you're an idiot. A flat stomach is great, but a flat ass is not.
74. Karin - October 23, 2007 3:24 PM
I'm thin and I eat french fries too. Here's the secret - I eat them only in a while, no more than once a month. I bet Giselle doesn't eat them every day either.
75. AtriumXP - October 23, 2007 3:38 PM
Pic #3 looks like she's going to give that lady Pink Eye!
76. FRIST!!! - October 23, 2007 3:39 PM
She has an eating disorder. She can't let food touch her lips. A common trait of anorexics. Kinda wish I had that (as I sit here wolfing down this sandwich...)
77. Marcel - October 23, 2007 3:39 PM
She's PERFECT!
Sooooo beautiful!
78. Pixie - October 23, 2007 3:40 PM
Just so you guys know, her boobs ARE fakes. It's actually pretty well known, just google it if you really care. Anyhow, I think she looks fabulous :) Long & lean, but not too skinny. Go Giselle!
79. Jimbo - October 23, 2007 3:50 PM
I'd like to fist her (no, not frist her), just so I could watch my knuckle impressions traveling up her skin.
80. random guy - October 23, 2007 4:13 PM
First off her face is fug so lets just forget about it, put a bag over it and move on. She does have almost no body fat and pretty perky boobs. BUT she has no BUTT and that's a big problem because a great asss is worth it's weight in gold, which means manface's ass is worth about 2 cents.
Honestly there are just so many hotter girls out there, frankly height means nothing to me and most people do not actually consider height a requirement for beauty only the drugged up pshyco runway world does and girlies we do not jack off to that shit. Frankly man tall girls make me sick to my stomach, if a girl wears heels and is the same height as me 6'2" or 6 foot that's just manly and gross, remember ladies you are suposed to be DAINTY. Anyway it is her height that has given her her position in the modelling world. She certainly does not have a beautiful face she has a big nasty nose, squinty eyes, boring lips and a manly mug, it's just unappealing. Who gives a fuck if she was a VS model think for yourselves you commercially programmed retards just because a girl is a model doesn't mean she's hot, Kate Moss is a model and few men get off on that fugly ugly.
Just accept the fact that this girl is very Annistony in the face and most people no likey. She ain't a big pretty eyed, button nosed, cupid lipped little beauty. Being toned is great and fat is gross but, when you have no ass that's just sad.
Leo did good to kick this mensa member to the curb. She's past her prime and has clearly gotten ultra thin because she ain't a spring chicken anymore, she used to have an ass and was still very toned but she's obviouslty feeling the years pack on.
BY the way retards some ladies are a super toned 18 on the BMI and actually eat entire meals and take care of themselves but if you can only eat a few forkfulls to stay that way you are in for some serious trouble. Hello your body needs nutrients and if you have to starve just to be slim then you're not meant to be super slim and your body will soon pay you back with some pretty serious health problems and I know you're all dying to be hot but guess what you need FOOD TO LIVE whores so wake up and stop pretending you've got it all figured out when the only way you fit into those outfits is by starving. MORONS.
81. random gay guy - October 23, 2007 4:19 PM
clearly
82. Lugh - October 23, 2007 4:21 PM
Such hostility, #37, it's quite unbecoming.
As to your comment about me acquiring a brain cell, I can assure you that I have more than you could hope to realize. I just find it amusing that so many people will get their kicks from denigrating people they have never met based on some pictures taken by the paparazzi. I'm sure you look positively radiant at every single moment, especially when you are eating.
My point is this: Gisele Bundchen is a beautiful woman and to nitpick her appearance based on your own flawed personal standards is something you'd get from a coterie of pre-pubescent girls, not a (presumably) rational adult.
My original observation remains: most of the people who see fit to impugn Gisele for these pictures are likely jealous of her appearance, her popularity, or the fact that she has landed a man like Tom Brady.
Prediction: the next five posts will all say "Tom Brady isn't that special either." Oh, the sheer predictability of the masses.
83. random guy - October 23, 2007 4:30 PM
#81. All trolls are gay. This girl is FUG, accept it.
84. other guy's penis to random guy's ass - October 23, 2007 4:48 PM
accept it.
85. random guy - October 23, 2007 4:49 PM
SURE!!!
86. random guy - October 23, 2007 5:06 PM
Gisele why are you trolling me? Get over it. People think you look like a man and trying to tell yourself that every guy who thinks you are ugly, because you look like a man, is gay 1) doesn't make any sense but, you're a model so your dumb and I ACCEPT THAT and 2) is just the sad patheitc excuse uggos use when guys have eyes and a brain and recognize that they are fugly.
Now please go back to making ugly faces, trying to eat food with a fork like a mentally retarded caveman, and attempting to coyly show us your lame lame lack of an ass.
Victoria's Secret: you're ugly and a man
(not much of a secret)
87. random guy - October 23, 2007 5:14 PM
I argue with myself, to break up the monotony of having sex with my hand.
88. moobs - October 23, 2007 5:19 PM
At least she is respectable.
89. Nick - October 23, 2007 5:48 PM
That's a mighty fine looking behind. And body.
90. sexy ass - October 23, 2007 5:56 PM
387 TROLL, If anyone sits around arguing all day to break up the monotony of having sex with their hand it's a lame ass troll. So shut up douche and go back to petting your little lipstick sized penis that will never see the light at the end of a vagina.
91. Ript1&0 - October 23, 2007 7:50 PM
Wait.... 71, did you actually just say that shit to me??? That's funny man.. As if any of this actually exists.. C'mon.
92. oh please - October 23, 2007 8:08 PM
"that will never see the light at the end of a vagina"
Spoken by a true up-all-night Dungeons and Dragons virgin who slept through Sex Ed.
93. wtf - October 23, 2007 8:09 PM
What's the deal??? Does her visible ribcage keep floating her back to the top of the page?
94. FRIST!!! - October 23, 2007 8:41 PM
93 that's what I was wondering
95. uh - October 23, 2007 8:43 PM
stop fucking posting this story!
96. gotmilk? - October 23, 2007 8:44 PM
Lugh, didn't you do the exact same thing that you're criticizing other people for by calling the women jealous and the guys gay?
and i guess you didn't see the name of this website. get off your high horse (gisele's face) or get out of here. the bible thumpers are more exciting than you.
97. uggos - October 23, 2007 8:51 PM
the proof is in. she is really a he.
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20153588,00.html
that has to be the most frightening picture EVER.
98. mike - October 23, 2007 8:54 PM
i don't like her.
i think it's because she looks just like my 8th grade english teacher, only more attractive.
99. Nina - October 23, 2007 9:29 PM
Past her prime? She's like 27. Most people hit their prime at 30 unless they're ugly then it's 15-19. I don't know why people keep saying Gisele is ugly, imo she has great hair and I like her face. I would look 1000000000x worse with no makeup and squinting into the sun and I'll admit that.
100. Binky - October 23, 2007 9:45 PM
Well ok, Took a bit of a "time out" from this barn.
But for the hundredth or so time - until there's an inquiry to explain this link: I'll keep reading # 197 on the last Bar Rafeaeli thread and say..."hummmm..."
101. Binky - October 23, 2007 9:55 PM
And for those of you keeping score at home :
Edward Jones - making sense of Investing.
Country Inns and Suites
Blue-Sky from American Express
CVS Pharmacy
www.legalzoom.com (Robert Shapero)
Priceline..com (William Shatner)
The Villages (Florida)
Geico.
Fox - (what a surprise)
1-800 Dentist.
LensCrafters
Ford Fusion
SurfPro ?
Shaw - (Canada feed)
Major League Baseball - Fox
Cancer.org (Maybe get a new media placement agency - stay away from reality comedy)
CORT - Warren Buffet
Flight Center.ca (Canada feed)
Global (Canada Feed)
CSX - How tomorrow moves
Nasdaq
Marriot
Farmers Help Point
BP
Some crap 1800- MESO
Anyone interested in the truth movement should realize these companies support blatant propaganda that happily brushes off the murder of thousands of people. IE Glenn Beck Show October 22/07 Headline News Network (?) (There is such a thing ?) CNN related
Perhaps consider where you put your business.
Binky: Well...Ok...I hope none of these advertise on The Fish....Oh Rich Gage is over 200 now - in just a few weeks really...Rock on !
102. FRIST!!! - October 23, 2007 10:00 PM
Barn??? What are you trying to say Binky? That I'm a cow?
I'm not fat, I'm just big boned. GOD!!!
103. Binky - October 23, 2007 10:03 PM
Oh. Right...Ok....Barn's just a term of affection....
104. Binky - October 23, 2007 10:05 PM
(I' m just here for the hay)
105. cal - October 23, 2007 10:05 PM
yo superficial man, you need to get some new stories bro, why did you re-run this story 12 hours later???
106. FRIST!!! - October 23, 2007 10:23 PM
cal, because he's superficial
Oh, wait, he called her a man-face, so yeah, I don't know
107. FRIST!!! - October 23, 2007 10:30 PM
#101 Binky, what's up with the laundry list? Is it what's on TV tonight? Because You forgot to put House on there.
108. Binky - October 23, 2007 10:37 PM
Don't worry Frist - it's just a bit of filler until I can come up with a few jokes.
( I saw this 'news channel' crap show for the frist time today and couldn't believe what crap is supported by mainstream companies many people use)
109. Binky - October 23, 2007 10:39 PM
Do those robot vacuum cleaners work ?
This place is a mess and the Dyson keeps eating the furniture.
110. Alex P Keaton - October 23, 2007 10:42 PM
@101
I guess when you're not reading this crappy site you're fighting injustice? Could be the only thing more annoying than Brazilians.
111. !!!! - October 23, 2007 10:42 PM
@ # 80
HAHAHAH, whoa. I skimmed that, but you definitely put waaaaay too much thought into that. Get a hobby, man.
112. FRIST!!! - October 23, 2007 10:44 PM
You have a Dyson? What, are you fricken rich or something?
I have a roll of double sided tape
113. Binky - October 23, 2007 10:49 PM
Don't worry - the Dyson's not that great.
I'm still not sure if it can manage all the raking - let alone shovel.
114. Texas Tranny - October 23, 2007 10:51 PM
Why the fuck is this shit still on top?
Why the fuck am I still up on this piece of shit web-site and not in bed?
115. FRIST!!! - October 23, 2007 10:52 PM
I dunno, TT, addiction is a bitch
116. Conky - October 23, 2007 11:14 PM
She is too skinny to be hot.
Thanks
117. Conky - October 23, 2007 11:16 PM
Oh and too ugly too. Amazing what makeup can do for an ugly chick.
Thanks
118. Binky - October 23, 2007 11:28 PM
This is what I was talking about in #101 Frist.
3 against O blather isn't journalism - it's propaganda.
This Beck guy also had an internet poll that indicated over 75 per cent of his commenters/viewers disagreed with him on that show and he ignored the results and didn't bother to mention it.
Those companies support his show. I'm shopping elsewhere.
119. Lily and Audrey - October 23, 2007 11:46 PM
Oh Gisele.
How... blah.
Tom Brady could do (and has done) so much better.
We, however, love him anyways.
http://itsalwayscloudyinchicago.wordpress.com
Read it.
Love it.
120. justtheobvious - October 24, 2007 12:28 AM
damn bitch, built like a 14 year old girl! Look at that ass! Call me in a few years, and a few sandwiches later...
121. Michelle - October 24, 2007 1:14 AM
Wait a second...are all you people blind, stupid or just super jealous? She is beautiful! Has always been and still is! Yes, there are a few things about her that aren't perfect and maybe she needs to gain about ten...or twenty....pounds, but she is still more beautiful than about 99 percent of the population. Just remember, before you post a comment on here about how unattractive you think she is....she's still hotter than you and/or your girlfriend/wife!!! Unless your ass (literally) is going to be selling Victoria's Secret or walking down a runway...shut up and admit she's hot! Denial just isn't very cool anymore!
122. FRIST!!! - October 24, 2007 1:20 AM
#121 eh...fuck off, I'm still hotter
123. FRIST!!! - October 24, 2007 1:20 AM
Plus I don't cringe when I eat
124. Jane - October 24, 2007 2:12 AM
She looks like my little brother in a bikini
125. JR - October 24, 2007 2:36 AM
I just came in my pants.
126. SuckIt - October 24, 2007 3:06 AM
Im not hatin on her, she's attractive but the girl needs more hips!!!! she's not looking that sexy without some more curves. not even a lot of curves, just some 5 lbs in her thighs
127. Dear Italian Stallion: - October 24, 2007 4:31 AM
You're an unfunny annoying shittypoo cunt.
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128. Dear Italian Stallion: - October 24, 2007 4:31 AM
That is all.
129. rexshina - October 24, 2007 5:42 AM
OMG! I saw her sexy photos on richmingle.com first. I can't believe there's such cutie in the world.
130. roughdaddy - October 24, 2007 6:39 AM
hmmm sweet little camel toe ,,,no hairs,,,can you imagine thats waiting for you spread eagle in your hotel room....after a hard days work,,,
131. Texas Tranny - October 24, 2007 9:13 AM
More Bras Stolen From Victoria's Secret
FAIRFIELD, Conn. — Fairfield police say thousands of dollars worth of bras have been stolen from the Victoria's Secret store in recent weeks. In the latest theft, last week, someone stole 50 bras from the lingerie store. Lt. Michael Walsh says the bras were valued at a total of about $4,000.
Earlier this month Victoria's Secret reported the theft of seven to eight drawers full of reversible bras.
The lingerie store also reported the theft of 100 bras, from its pink collection, earlier this month valued at $4,000.
Walsh say he doesn't know if the bra thefts were prompted by a fetish, but says "We have some people who steal strange things."
Ok I've never been to Conn. so it wasn't me..................this time.
132. IKE - October 24, 2007 9:19 AM
IN A WORLD OF ASSES.....SHE LOOKS LIKE A DEVELOPING COUNTRY.
Except, she aint developing. :)
HEY!! Has anyone seen Britney's cooter recently? It's it about time for another sighting???
133. Fumus - October 24, 2007 9:38 AM
Why is this first on thesuperficial again!?
134. tits mcbean - October 24, 2007 11:02 AM
@80. random guy
All the people of the world who heard "she's hot" and looked at her, and kinda went a little sideways thinking to themselves, "uh... I'm not sure, but that wouldn't look good with a shaved head" You have finally said everything we've been thinking. Women are supposed to be supple, beautiful, cute, and womanly-looking.
Thank you.
135. Cholo McBride - October 24, 2007 11:06 AM
97. uggos
WOOOO! THAT'S A MAN, BABY!
136. The Bride - October 24, 2007 11:20 AM
I agree, #80 random homo totally nailed it (it=his brother's butt).
137. kaitlin hess - October 24, 2007 11:27 AM
God she is so thin.....its not sexy .
138. lalaland - October 24, 2007 11:34 AM
#126
yeah because all women can direct the traffic flow of FAT. thats right, if i want a bigger butt i can say "FAT! go there!" and point right to it and holy moses that is where they go!!!
so i am sure she can make those 5 lbs go RIGHT to the hips
dumbass
139. BigNBlack - October 24, 2007 11:55 AM
Nice toe fungus, Tom.
140. Nicole - October 24, 2007 4:08 PM
She looks like a skeleton with fake boobs
141. Sapphire - October 24, 2007 4:28 PM
#126, why do you think a woman has to go get all FAT and GROSS in order to look attractive, what moron would be attracted to that?? Who the hell would want 5 pounds of blubber added to their legs, come ON get REAL that's just idiotic! Why would a person want to get big ass digusting fat hips too? And womanly curvy bellies and fat?? I don't get it! Do you think people in America are obese because they think it's sexy? Womanly looking means fat blubbery and gross around here it seems.
142. Sappppphire - October 24, 2007 5:08 PM
Who said ANYTHING about fat and gross?!?! Are you disgustingly and/or anorexically thin like Gisele, and people don't think you are attractive? Obsessed with weight and numbers? It's all about what you look like, not what you weigh. Flat and toned stomach is one thing, but six-pack abs on a woman is frankly disgusting. Gisele could use a few toned pounds, shape, and curves...SIMPLE AS THAT.
143. flowiska - October 24, 2007 5:22 PM
u guys talk like you could actually sleep with her... haha
144. jenn - October 24, 2007 6:19 PM
I think it is cruel and horrible to see so much negativity....
I think she has a beautiful body and it is hard work to keep that fit- that great shape- I don't think people need to argue about her looks- we are given the face and body we are given....
I just think if you all could wear a bikini or be fully dressed and even look mildly attractive then what I am saying is "Judge not least you be judged"
Be happy for her- make yourself be as good as You can and leave her alone.
145. auntflowiska - October 24, 2007 7:28 PM
Oh you think everyone on here is a fat ugly loser with no life, self esteem, or empowerment? WRONG-O. She would be placed in the average section next to the hundreds of girls I've slept with. This site is simply an entertainment sidenote. Don't believe it? Don't care. That's YOUR problem.
146. jennissomewhatright - October 24, 2007 7:31 PM
The judging part is wrong, yes, but there is still debate on how much or even if she's attractive. In kinder terms, I'd have to say way more agree that she's not near as attractive as she's made out to be.
147. Big Dumb Oaf - October 24, 2007 7:47 PM
147!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeahuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
148. Sapphire - October 24, 2007 8:47 PM
#142, no I'm actually a huge fat slob standing next to Giselle and it's embarrassing quite frankly, and people don't think I'm attractive because I don't look like Giselle, instead I look out of shape compared to her and fat and I can't get dates, no guys look at me the way they used to when I was in shape like Giselle. I walked the shoes of fat slobs like myself who get no dates and the shoes of someone with a hot bod like Giselle and guys dont leave you alone. Now, I'd be lucky if the neighborhood bum gave me the time of day.
149. jimmy - October 24, 2007 10:20 PM
It doesn't matter if she's attractive, she has the body. A one in a million body. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOng legs, tall. In other words the perfect body. Something someone like jessica alba doesn't have.
150. yeah - October 24, 2007 11:31 PM
This hottie is dating her sugardaddy on WealthyRomance.com where Charlie Sheen found his girl last May. $$ can buy love and her. lol
151. blizzy - October 24, 2007 11:38 PM
Uh...I can't be the only one here who realized the guy in the pictures IS NOT Tom Brady. When were the pics taken?
152. glyniss - October 25, 2007 7:29 AM
she's sexy and her boobs aint fake!!!
153. jennissomewhatright - October 25, 2007 10:49 AM
#142 If your statement is true then can you lose some weight and find a happy medium? Plenty of guys will date you then. We are too superficial of a society but you need to be at a healthy weight for your own good as well. Good luck!
154. jennissomewhatright - October 25, 2007 10:50 AM
Sorry, I meant #148.
155. jcmjr - October 25, 2007 12:25 PM
Look, there are a dozen other Victoria Secret models with much prettier faces, although Gisele does look good with makeup and lighting...but her secret is that ATTITUDE...... she's taller than most, has great posture and she can "sashay" down that runway like nobody else...
156. fff - October 25, 2007 2:39 PM
Great shaved pussy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
157. raveqqq - October 25, 2007 5:58 PM
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2289688
158. Russ - October 26, 2007 5:33 PM
Am I the only one who thinks she looks anorexic? Where is her femenine shape? Sorry she doesn't do a thing for me.
159. Spinnacer - October 27, 2007 12:19 PM
Brazilian women are superior in bed. That's why. You fags should try it.
160. bruce - October 28, 2007 4:17 AM
she looks so anorexic! =/
161. Freee Pron - October 29, 2007 2:09 PM
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Yes she looks like a stick in a bikini
162. Jenn - November 4, 2007 6:26 PM
You ppl are PATHETIC. GET A LIFE!!
163. Gloria - November 19, 2007 1:00 AM
she has a good figure. someone saw she is on a dating site called sugarcupid.com yesterday, is she so free now?
164. creme _de _la creme - November 24, 2007 4:14 AM
i dont find her attractive to me she looks like a stick, she has no ass i dont believe she beautiful, from her hip to her knee she looks deform, probably cause it too skinny. her face looks plan kinda looks like a travestide. i merely expressing my opinion , no im not envious i just dont find her a beauty. and she was just born in brazil but to many of my brazilian friend she isnt a real brazilian she's a straight out german
165. creme_de-la creme - November 24, 2007 4:20 AM
oh and her boobs are fake
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/005389.html
166. Abi - December 23, 2007 11:26 PM
Tom Brady, if you should happen upon this..
I cook probably cook an egg off your ass it is so fine.
Plus..
Tom Brady, you can do so much better. Why do you keep hanging around with these manly looking skanks?