Oct 4 2007Gisele Bundchen is a shoe salesman

I'll buy a pair of shoes from her

MANRA!!!

FIRST!!!

or not

OVERRATED!!!!!!!!!

Her nose is just messsed up.

Gisele Bundchen?!?! where are the rest of her supermodel friends? especially the that goddess, alessandra ambrosio. more pics fish.

I love how they say "her new shoe collection" as if she actually designed or sewed a piece of material in her entire life.

Please.....bony-assed, fake tittied, man-stealing bitch. She sure is purty tho.

She must have told a lot of lies when she was younger...........

That, or she's just some dumb jew broad..............

Tom Brady WTF!?!

...oh btw what's up with this website posting all the superficials stuff like it was it's own...lolz...I love the writer(s) here at superficial you can plagiarize that shit!

http://www.harperosu.org/

Damn, that girl's got some bad posture, at least in the first few pics! I'll bet she's got some serious back pain after a few hours of standing around like that. Makes my back hurt just looking those pics.

is this at a hooker convention? guys in suits with their hands all over the bikini clad girls...
does giselle know that she's supposed to wear them on her feet? She looks like she thinks they are butterflies trying to land on her, and maybe carry her off...to mate with her.

Huh. Slowest news day ever? Ya think???

Thanks for the heads up though Jimbo.

Yeah she SURE enjoys wearing them as we can see on her FEET. *ahem.

Pic #3: *Giggles* How can i fit my makeup in these adorable wallets??!

I am so bored that I think I'm going to start working now.
Either that or I'm going to attack the brandy in the cupboard.

I banged her in the heiny once.

Her poo smells like 7-Up.

@14 Hey FRIST, I think Mike has offered to come over and entertain you

So Giselle Bundchen is a shoesalesMAN you say. Oh Fish you so funny, I hope that was on purpose.
Man, this chick is one of the manliest supermodels I've ever seen and ya she's still a supermodel but she's so fucking manly it hurts... well for the guys that date her it really hurts because smashing your dick into a big hard penis when you think your going into a soft warm cavern must be pretty painful, physically and emotionally, unless your into that kind of thing.

Oh well I can't tell ya for sure how dating girls with penises works really, you'll have to ask Justin Timbersnake, he hearts the manly ladies.

I think calling her a women is a stretch. She's such a man.

All the sales of her shoes go to charity, I believe. So maybe someone would buy them for that reason since looks alone are not going to move these.

Damn... dark haired girl in the bikini has one ugly ass.

she's a man alright. finally, the fish is giving us factual information.

"I'll buy a pair of shoes from her."

me too. and i'm a straight girl.

she's hot.

What about umbrellas?

Spew those hideous flipflops are clearly for man tall girls. Amazonian butches if you will. No cute petite or medium hight girl would ever want to wear those fug things, unless she was a carpet muncher.

The thing is when your as tall as this chick when you wear cute sexy heels you end up being like 6'2" to 6'4". Hence the fug flat flip flops.

I don't want to wear them. I just want to sit in the chair and watch her bend over and put them on my feet. I will give them to some homeless person later

Why is she not WEARING her super ugly shoes???

hey FRIST, hit the brandy. itll make everything better. including this site.

#16 Jimbo, that is quite alright. I can entertain myself just fine. Wait... that came out wrong...

Leatherdaddy, I'm thinkin!!!

@27 not for Mike.

@26 I don't think there is enough Brandy to make this place right. But I will take a glass

WOW she is really good at showing off those shoes. Shit even for a super model she fucking retarded.

Chick you're a 'model' so if you want to show off an eccessory or article of clothing maybe you should 'model' it for us.. ie: wear it dum dum. Fucking can't even do her job. My dog is a bertter model than this manskank.

Jesus christ that's sad, she looks like a fucking retarded child prancing around with those shoes holding them up all proud like 'look look what I made'.
Her parents are probably like "oh uh yeah yeah those are uh great yeah really really great" then to each other they're like "oh fuck they're so ugly do you think we'll have to wear them? It's just embarasssing, this is like the colander hats all over again"

Hey FUMUS maybe you didn't notice but the posting date for your little URL was today. TS posted it's Bonaduce story yesterday. So since we all know every single thing ever posted on the internet is absolutely true (How dare you suggest otherwise!) It would Stocking that did the plagarizing this time.

I've never posted on here before but I'm sick of everyone giving the FISH such a hard time. We mere mortals have no right to question Him, His postings or His amazing physique.

Wow. I just made a total ass out of myself. No more posting for me!

I got to have a beer for lunch!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yay!

Ok...This is very odd because we have here in Romania thismodel of flip flops and they have been here since the summer has begun (approximately, it might be earlier) .

How is this possible? *stunned face*

Flip flops are NOT shoes.

is it true firecrotch (lohan) couldnt leave rehab?

#32 & 33, that's ok I make an ass out of myself every day.

See? just did it again. I meant 31 and 32, was going to say to #33 Thank freakin God!!! You needed that!!!

boring

What do bikini clad "women" with gawdy bead "necklaces" have to do with shoes? Are they thinking "I need to cover up something...."---"Oh--maybe I'll cover my toezies!"
This looks like a Tranny post if I've ever seen one. Is he on a quest again?

#27, can I ask what the fuck I did to you, that you and Veggi started being asses with me? Just wondering.

FRISST....hell yeah I did! It was gooooooooooooooooooooooooood!! but one is never enough.

ha! look, I'm already slurring my words!

funny, shes promoting them, but not wearing anything like them...

Mike, you didn't do anything, I'm just an ass. Oh, wait...yeah, the chilidog thing was a smidge inappropriate, but don't worry about it.

Yeah, a brewski sounds really good right now.
Veggi I'm jealous

How sad to be one of the lesser-models in lamé on her side. "Here we are, the merely adequate, escorting a famous model, displaying our mandatory camel-toe."

#35. Then what prey tell are they? Even though they are a type of sandal they are still shoes and they appear in the shoe section of department stores and they are also sold in shoe stores. N'est-ce-pas?

#47. HILARIOUS.

Oh you're all gonna love this one, and this is the truth. Runway “models” are GIANTS, and everyone/most guys mentally whack it to them. However, if/when you ever saw their giant gangly frames in person, you would not be so attracted. First off, few are even naturally pretty and their proportions are ridiculous. Like previously stated, most guys like to be taller than their gals. These monster storks are giant in ALL facets, and that includes their vaginas. If you are not at least a power forward for an NBA team, or just a freak of nature, you do/will not ever have the goods to satisfy them. This is a perfect example of “size matters.” Yes, there are all shapes and sizes of vaginas on all shapes of sizes of girls, but when you're talking six foot plus, you'd better have a cock of magnificent girth and length to fill up these giantess' caverns. Just take a close look at the size of a real tall girl's torso some time, you'll definately seewhatimsayin. This is not to say I wouldn't pound Alessandra and Adriana into next week...

She's used to having other people's shoes near her face -if you get the drift!

Also what is lamé? Is that french for lame? Because you can also use the words 'Leonardo Dicaprio' as a synonym for lame.

Anyshit there is not enough money in this world to pay me to stand in a hideous slut bikini next to some egocentric man faced amazonian bitch in five inch heels and a fancy gown, man that must be a humiliating job.

Really looking at these chicks and Manchend she's not any hotter she's just wearing more expensive somewhat classy crap and is covered in the usual stench of moderate fame that would empress and attract impressionable asskissing fame worshiping losers, you know the ones that hang around this celeb trashing site to come to the defense of the worthless hollywood attention whores.

I think she looks like a man. Great bod. Man face.

#19. You are right about that! That's something else that is annoying...overrated asses. Do girls with poor asses just don't know it? ie: She's prancing around at a major publicity event in small bikini bottoms. Does no one have the heart to tell her so? How does one such bad, flat ass get hired for such an event? Sorry girls, flat and small just doesn't cut it. She looks like she has a short crack too...yucky...

p.s. Hey modeling agencies! Stop hiring the fuglies!!!

You're saying she's near-sighted?

Good hair too.

But still, manface.

"DURRRRR! Sh-- sh-- sho-o-o-o-o-es."

Looks like Gisele's got some shoes in her mand. I'm still not going to guy them. Not even if they're male ordered.

My granny says they are awesome and that everyone at the 'home' are wearin them. She says 'flip flop' are for kids under 50 years old. These are plain old(ie fugly) real practical sandals already found at your local Wal Mart.

But she's dating my man so maybe I'm biased.

Ya, no. Manface.

Hey, AlwaysRight, that brunette is prettier than Gisele, and her butt is just fine. Women aren't supposed to have muscular, protruding buttocks like the ones behind the glory hole in your favorite bathhouse. Maybe you would change teams for Kim Kardashian?

Hands down THE most beautiful girl around today.

She created the look of the 21st century.

She's too conceited. I hope somebody slices off one of her nipples and sews it to her eyeball.

Jimbo, that's gross.

Trollicide is the only answer here.

I normally don;t mind the ladies being taller then me because it leaves me at boob level. But the problem with the supermodels is that they don't have boobs. The irony is biting.

If that woman tried to seduce me wearing those shoes then I'd let her. I have no foot fetishes. I'd look in her in the eye to make sure she was serious and then I'd be between her legs looking for ovaries. Tom Brady is so lucky.

She doesn't have overly large hands and her Adam's Apple is barely visible. Plus she reportedly has a huge cock. What's not to like?

She has always screamed "Tranny!" to me

someone should tell the poor girls that shoes are worn on the feet..not on the hands..dont they have assistants who can tell then this? ...hmmmm
alsowhy isnt she wearing a pair herself? oh sorry I forgot...its cheap plastic shit...i will wear my 8000 dollar stilettos and the common muck can wear my rubbish shoes

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

Screaming tranny, get it?

The only dick Gisele has got is the one her luck guy's put in her. If she's a tranny then I'm ready to do my first man.

Gisele Bundchen, per Forbes magazine, is the richest supermodel in the world with a net worth (thru July 2007) of slightly over 150 million dollars. She is arguably already worth another 15 million, since she is equally adept at not only designing shoes, lingerie, but is talented in real estate. Among her holdings are a country home in NY, penthouse (NYC) and executive hotel in Brazil. She currently is designing her own lingerie line with one of the largest mfrs. in the world, H&M. Her Ipanema shoe collection debuted in 2001, in which she designed many of the styles, again per Forbes, as of July 2007 has sold over 100 million pairs. Bundchen, at 27, is certifiable in the business world as a genius and is incredibly hardworking. She recently sold her Beverly Hills home for a 3 mill profit and her other penthouse (she has 2) in NYC is listed at 10.9 mill, which will show a 8 mill profit if sold for that amount.

Ok, she's somewhat attractive for a dude, but she still annoys me. I'd give her a handjob and then start pumping so frantically that I rip her cock out by the roots.

So Rick, what does the inside of her rectum look like?

@73: Mmmph, mmmph . . . (Damn it! How do I get my head out of her ass, now that it's in here???)

For some reason this guy can't stand up straight. Ugly. Pic 6 looks like a wide adams apple moment to me. She/He reminds me of Ugly Jessica Biel.

I'd fuck her, but it'd be really hard not to slap her around.

#65, go back under your rock dumbass

ugly over rated horse face.

Hey #59, I didn't say anything about her face. With that being said, I agree that she is (slightly) prettier than Giselle, even though she is still average in that department as well as the ass department. Her butt is “JUST fine” and that is the problem It is not great, nor even good. If that's all the better you get then I feel sorry for you. I also didn't say I wouldn't hit it once or twice, butt it's definately AVERAGE at best.

The point I was trying to make is that very average girls with average faces and bodies get hired as models and then paraded around like they are God's gift. Why in the hell would you stand up for them?

Note she's not wearing those shoes herself.

ummm...she always sticks u butt out. why? she looks like the average joe. if she werent tall and skinny i dont think she'd be cat walkin.

I never thoght she was hot and i dont know how Rolling stone called her the hottest girl in the world being as she lacks any femine curves in her body

her knee looks jacked up in picture 2!! weird...

i dont find her hot atttt all!!!

#71. Rick are you her publicist because you sure kiss ass like one.

I don't know what you are trying to prove with that post but it certainly doesn't make her anymore appealing. So she's rich. Yeah that's such an admirable thing to be in this world you know what with all the starving kids, third world poverty diseases and social causes that need funding. all you've proven is that Gisele is another filthy rich greedy celebrity and don't bother posting her charitable donations because they are NOTHING compared to the massive wealth she squanders and keeps for herslef. It's not just about what you give it;s about how you live and this manwhore lives a life of pure greed. Only the true scroodges and worthless gluttons of the world live in homes that cost millions. The fact that she is a greed filled celebrity who actually thinks it's acceptable to live in mansions while children die all over the world on the floors of shacks just makes this nasty bitches fug man face even fucking uglier.

And there is NO WAY IN HELL she is a genius. Absolutely no fucking way on earth. Because a genius would be smart enough and morally minded enough to not live like a filthy greedy glutton with million dollar homes and 10,000 dollar outfits. Most of all geniuses don't design swimwear, because they're a little too busy trying to oh I don't make an actual difference and accomplish something that actually matters. It's a sick, sick world these greedy attention whores live in and their vapid lives are meanlingless and do not make any kind of valuable contribution to a world that is truely in need.

My wife was given the chance to be a model but she has too much respect for herself and actually really enjoys using her brain and amking a difference.

Gisele Bundchen and her fug face are exactly what is worng with this world.
She's just fucking useless.

pic 11 = HOT DAMN!!!

ACTUALLY SHE KINDA LOOKS LIKE AL BUNDY. BUT HE'S PRETTIER.

I have a pair of her slippers which are very popular in Singapore, they are extremly comfortable. Good material and they are quiet when you walk. I would buy a few more ,even if they didn't have her endorsement on it.

bitch is fug

1st of all stop hating b*tches gisele is the sexiest white girl on this planet! and im not a lesbian so back off but if i was you better believe id have me a bad b*tch like that on my arm no doubt she aint even stacked like that but she working with what she got and doin a damn good job

cj you are entitled to you opinion as am i and i must say thats the sexiest white tranny on the planet

is rick her business manager? why does he ramble on about how much money she has...is that the american way of saying..she is great! she has money! respect her!? damn that sad

who is this fat cow?

WHAT
THE FUCK?!
I LIVE IN MELBOURNE....... HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS?

If she were waving that shoe in her size it would of knocked her over.
And she is losing her looks-she could be Sarah Jessica Parkers better looking cousin.

What is it with beautiful women. Why do they try to things other then look hot. They try to sing, write books, sell shoes, cook and it always the same, a disaster Beautiful women need to focus on what they do best, looking hot. Forget the rest. get married, stay at home, take care of hubby. When hubby comes home bring him a beer and his slippers, offer him a blow job to ease the stress from a hard days work. Have your hot fine sister or best friend prepare dinner while you're at it, parade around the room in front of hubby in lingerie and sexy body hugging outfits and in the nude. Then both of you snuggle up and go to sleep in his arms in bed after some late night threesome exercises.

The life, as it should be.

It's a man, baby! (And I usually like her :( Very disappointing)

She picked some rather unflattering postures for the camera -- now SHE looks pregnant. Or is she? Maybe I missed it. On the other hand, I couldn't care less. Why am I even commenting?

EXTREMELY SEXY...that matters the most when snagging the hottest men in the world??? GET IT FUCKFACES???

she's so a guy.

can someone tell me what the fuck is going on the in the first few photos? if she's serious about trying to sell those things, she should probably get someone attractive to hawk them.

in Australia we call those shoes thongs...

I admire this woman because of her personal drive, ambition and how she maintains her personal life.
Gisele Bundchen, at only age 27, is the highest paid supermodel in the world, earning some 33 mill in 2006 and 37-38 mill in 2007. Kate Moss, in # 2 position, earned 9 mill. She is listed in Forbes as one of the most powerful women in the world. In addition to Apple Computer which just signed her to a multi-million dollar deal to be their Mac spokesperson, a few of her other endorsement companies include Luis Vuitton, Dolce & Gabbana, Bvlgari, Strenesse, Christian Dior, Missoni, Ralph Lauren, Balenciaga, Versace, Celine, Givenchy, Lanvin, Guerlain, Valentino, Earl JEan, Zara, Chloe, Michael Kors etc etc. At age 21 she turned down a 20 million dollar contract proferred by Clonaid.
She designs many of her own shoes in her Ipanema collection as well as negligees for her upcoming contract with H&M. Gisele has appeared on so many hundreds of magazine covers from Elle to Vogue (again this month) to Time it would be impossible to list them.
A professed workaholic, she is fluent in English & Portugese. Bundchen has lived on her own (under modeling agency protection) since age 14. In an industry known to be prolific for drugs, partying, Bundchen is notable in not achieving any notoriety of a negative nature due to her personal lifestyle.
She is close to her family, has 5 sisters. Her father is a university professor, published author and one sister is a Brazilian federal judge. Bundchen freely gives to charities, favoring many in her native Brazil.

That party must be what heaven looks like.

yea, if heaven has fat ugly business men and skanks running around half naked.

God, what a circus freak, she must be 8 or 9 feet tall. If there were no thing like Photoshop, she would be a male NBA player.

Yeah, if that's heaven, I'm going to make damned sure I end up in hell.

Bundchen, for the uninformed, is 5'11", about the norm for a supermodel. Her boyfriend, Tom Brady, quarterback of the New England Patriots is 6' 4 1/2". The gals around her, fans and not models, are clearly in the average height range for women. To give an idea of how tall Tom is, click on Gisele on any search engine and you will quickly find photos of her walking beside him. If she's in flats so they're height proportionate, he's considerably taller than she is. If they do marry and have children..............odds are they're going to be ..............verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry tall.

she were in melbourne??? i'd no idea shit!!

Damn her arms are HAIRY...she really is a man. And really over excited about a hideous pair of shoes...probably size 11.

Holy shit, RuPaul! I thought he died!

I've concluded there is a fine line between supermodel and disturbingly grotesque.
Those are hideous shoes. Strange how some women seek those things out, like those butt fugly mutant shoes from the Sex and the City ads on TBS?

I guess it's nice to do it for charity, though.

Also, why are those scrawny/flabby (starved with no excercise, I'm guessing) women there wearing ugly bikinis ? I think they should cover that up unless surrounded by loved ones.

I prefer Adriana Lima.

#'s 112 & 113. Yes and yes.

She is pretty, rich and have lots o charisma

And you are ugly and poor

Why are her eyes so slitty?