Oct 22 2007Gemma Atkinson is very buoyant

FIRST you self-fisting smegma holes!

Next stop PLAYBOY PLEASE or PORN

She's right now my favorite new singer... and I haven't heard her sing a single note.

mmm hot stuff in the microwave

Those braids add a perfect contrast to her womanly figure.

It comes off very well and adds a touch of innocence to the effect

*Yawn*

Another slapper with fake knockers. Why can't you post a picture of half naked guys for a change? Mmmmm?

lol @ 1. .. Best 'First' Ever.

b-o-r-i-n-g...{yawn}

BABY LOVES SUPERFICIAL DOT COM.

SO MUCH MILK FOR BABY!

BABY LOVES BIG NATURALS!

Who says they're fake?

I touched them in my dreams last night, and she was ALLL WOMAN.

Mmmm.

I understand the need for eye candy every now and then... but this site is turning into a "Let's ogle everything with breasts and a vagina that wears a bikini or skimpy outfit" page. Yawn! Someone is definitely forgetting what this site is SUPPOSED to be about...

She looks like she has a bit of the downs.

Where does the fish find all these incredibly intelligent women. Just one look is all it took. If Gemma tutors then I'm in need of an algebra teacher. The Bikini is optional but the only other option is naked. I need Gemma to teach how to figure the value of x in the equation "1 + x = 1". She knows the answer.

Those aren't real??? :)

The only way to tell for sure is if they poke me in the eyes.

I would like to give this girl a pearl necklace.

Thanks

@5 C'mon Miss Universe please stop being so damn boring. Say it like it is, those braids would be perfect to hang onto. What great bridle straps-yeehaa!

miss buttaface 2008

This from an interview published in Maxim. So they are fake but just as big as they were before? Discuss amongst yourselves.

How has your life changed since you got your new breasts?

My clothes have changed a lot, and I've done a calendar with my new assets. People keep saying they're massive, but they're the same size as they were - I've just lost loads of weight and had my boobs put back to the same size. They're a 34D. I read somewhere they were a double F! I wouldn't be able to walk!

Yup. Those fake boobs are gonna go over great in Crazy Conservative Tennessee.

I thought she was ugly in Hollyoaks years ago (she really was), then she changed into this.

Big tittied bitch......she hot...and she looks like you could really have a great conversation with her about world hunger and humanitarian acts of kindness.

She dated Ronaldo? HAHAHAHA. Don;t get me wrong, I love ManU, but dated Ronaldo???? Tramp.

she forgot to suck in for picture #9

who the hell is this ugly bitch? so you bleach your hair & bought fome fake knockers. and that makes you different from everyone else how?

anyway, check out her face in picture #7. wtf is goign on here? someone needs to be fired because these photos are airbrushed horribly.

Ugh, I hope she can sing better than she can model, because with the exception of August, that's the most forced smile I've ever seen in print.

God girl, buy a bikini that fits.

Hey, Fish, I'm as horny as the next guy. But this is fucking LAME. There are millions upon millions of porn sites for this kind of shit. What are you supposed to say about this flotation device posing as a woman?

Also, if she wants to be a soul singer that means she does black guys. Don't post about mudsharks. It's in the Constitution, one of the later amendments, thou shalt not post about mudsharks.

I just did a quick check on the Internet, and she used to date someone named Cleveland Campbell. Guess what? He's a black dude.

I'm getting really good at this. I can tell which girls are into black men with one quick look. Can I market this skill, do you think?

INCREDIBLE!!!
Even when you factor in the "they aren't real part" they still are just daaaaaaamn!

Dude, I just read your shit, #28, you're what people think of when they speak of the 'Alabama inbred.'
Go to "crazyshit.com" they love bigots over there.

I agree with some of the other comments about this site becoming repetitive: Brit, Paris, Lindsey, Posh , Jessica(s), Kim (the big butt), and unknown plastic-boobed tanning-bed bleached-blonde bimbos.

/me stifles a yawn

She's got GORGEOUS eyes!

...yet so do German Shepherds, which she must be very close to being one

She's got 2 squeek toys on da shesst.

I live in Nashville. I win.

Oh my goodness!

Big deal, yet another generic bottle-blond with bolt-on fake boobs.

Couldn't you at least show someone with a face that isn't totally forgettable?

She has about the same figure as Britney Spears who everyone calls fat just with fake boobs but i will admit her face is much better than Britney's

jesus - airbrushed much? she was a very plain schoolgirl on hollyoaks and even her face is airbrushed to within an inch of her life here

what's up with this?? all pictures are about her brests!!! fake boobs, ugly face and no ass!! sure, she sings

Wow!! Nobody in England has a rack like that.

why is it nowadays if u have big fake boobs ur considered a model?

I dunno, but in picture #7 I am reminded of female body builders!

Anyway, gross!

she looks like tara reid

That so many guys can't spot obviously fake breasts (they don't pull away from your body like helium balloons no matter how nice and/or big) makes me think they don't have much experience with women other than their magazines. And those are obviously not Ds- They can't be called breasts if they are not made of breast tissue so someone should come up with a better term.

#42

My thoughts exactly. Except without the botched plastic surgery (kinda).

am i the only one who looks at faces more than bodies these days? ew. anyone can buy fake tits. but that doesn't fix your face.

I'm questioning whether to get that calendar. It doesn't have much room for writing does it. I need to keep my appointments in check.

she has beautiful eyes

Those things are RIDICULOUS. love 'em.

Only one thing to do with a chick like this.

FUKERINTHEASS

This chick is generic and fugly. Don't give me this crap.

Although I will say Fish, you are funny as shit today! Keep it up man

THANK YOU, #11.

And thank you, again.

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Ah Jesus, that's what I get for readin' instead of strokin'. I'm all set to snap one out, then my eye catches that 'Ronaldo' bit. Now all I'm getting for the mental slide show is flabby Mexican Nosferatu shtuppin the Swiss Miss. Wish I was illiterate.

OH hells yes! Homegirl's fine as fukc with some bomb ass tits plus she's British and y'all know the British girls know what's up with FREAK sex. Don't care if she's got a voice she can sing with my balls in her mouth.

PS: It's feeding time!

models with tits... gotta love it.

@43, we call this "better living through chemistry".

SHE IS HOT!!
there she is on a great video of her:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Elc_2TB2PE8

enjoy (:

TOO BIG BOOBS

http://www.spymac.com/details/?2283092

#36 "She has about the same figure as Britney Spears"? Wha...? Girl, getcher fucking eyes checked. She has tits, a pierced navel, ass and a pussy but the similarity ends there. She's also missing the random food stains.

@11 are you saying the author of this site has lost sight of what this site is supposed to be about? One would think this site was to be about whatever it was that it's creator deemed it to be about, do you also get fussy when stoopid life doesn't meet your expectations of constantly having amusement handed to you in your high chair?

It's called the Superficial, seems like a clear enough concept to me, but maybe I'm confused...

Shaddup.

oh and BTW thank God for the limeys... they produce some of the hottest little trollops in the world and they like showing their meat... what a culture! Too bad the food is so terrible.

This picture is a good reason to start the DISCUSSION how BIG your girl-friend's TITS have to be. JESUS CHIST, WHOLY CATWEAZLE and the GOOD LORD HIMSELF!!!!
..........THIS IS THE REAL STUFF ALL RIGHT, GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Mighty impressive rack!

which hooters in kentucky did she come from?
she is far from special, and her bumpkin braids make her look slow.

@62. Our food is terrible? Really?! I wouldn't know because all I eat are microwave burgers, pot noodles and crisps (potato chips). Hang on, didn't you invent, then flood our country with fast food and put golden arches after every mile across our country? Oh yes you did.

Those are plastic tit balloons she's got. Me no like plastic tities. Still very fuckable though.

She has her own calendar. Can't she afford to buy better hair?

@66 hell yeah we did, son! and you know why? because you let us! and you know why you let us? because we kicked your ass 200 years ago and we'd sure as hell be kickin' that shit nowadays! the UK and the EU are just little wannabe U.S.A.s and are so on our jocks that the only way we could kick that ass is if we got our dicks out of it!

Oh and WTF are "pot noodles", anyway?

Now go suck some fog and have an earl grey.

I am sure glad I don't know what a Renaldo is. And, may I be the first to say *drool*....

@69 dream on. pot noodles is what's inside your brain.

@71 ooh ouch! another scathing bit of wit from a country who's biggest nemesis is a bunch of sissified frog-eaters... that was painful, sort of like looking at any man's teeth from Britain. Although you do have to hand it to a country that doesn't regard oral hygiene or proper dimension to nose or ear when determining their male sex-symbols.

And you aren't fooling anyone with the extra "i" in your name. We all know your real name is "Sofa", it's ok... have a cupcake... it always helps doesn't it?

Brits less popular after Europeans get to know them....

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/britain_popularity_dc;_ylt=AtqrLCG9tEm9YRXpa9WBYvcjr7sF

Anyone aware of the fact that she was a fat munter from Hollyoaks who had to get implants and a personal trainer just so she could stay in the public eye? Not even the lads mags care about her. She's revolting.

@72,

Please leave us sissies out of this fight.

http://www.dailysins.com/_pics/Gemma_Atkinson2.jpg

Here she is. Looking HOT.

#36, that's quite true. I bet they're pretty much the same size (although she's overall more toned than Brit), but with make up, clean and fitting clothes (well, bikinis), nice hair and most of all, photoshop you can work wonders.

@75.. I apologize to any true sissies for any slight I may have imparted when dissing the limeys and their frenchy butt-brethren. I did say sissified, implying that they were simply sissy wannabes...

In the future I will strive to respect the sensitive nature of sissies everywhere and will use the term "Brit" when I intend to infer a person has a small penis.

Nobody even mentioned the nip slip in the 4th pic.......... HEYOH!!!!!!

first off-- preach #69! :) actually pot noodles sound kinda yummy -- maybe they're like pot stickers? [??] anyway, Gemma is gorgeous, and her greats look really real - who ever did them did a great job... I actually liked her body better when she was little more chubby & the girls *were* real- it was more like my own body then and it was cool to see the similarities, because I hated my body and she was inspirational... but I understand the whole weight-loss issue with breasts that shape -- the outcome is never pretty, so surgery & a little pump-up helps

um.. spell much?? the phrase of the day is "her breasts look really real" but I think I like 'great'! for those paying attention, I've actually named my left great 'leslie' and my right great is 'renee' say hello girls lol

lol @ Sam Hain. He doesn't seem to realise the USA is just a big multicultural experiment. Europe wanted to see what would happen if we mixed many races from Europe, Asia and African slaves together. We didn't want to try it on our own land so we stole a continent from the natives, sat back and watched. It didn't turn out well. The point is the USA is not and never has been a real country, it's an NWO prison in waiting. If I lived there I'd get out now.

@82 - if this is a prison, can I get time off for good behavior?

Really, now. America is an experiment. An experiment in draining off all the really COOL people from all over the world!

Because its painfully obvious that Europe has NO cool people. Just a bunch of wankers and whiners.Wanking whiners and whining wankers. Losers. I fart in your general direction...

Back on topic...

MOMMMEEEEEEE!!! *suckling noises*

wow.... more fake boobs, just what this country needs.

Ladies you don't understand. Fake? Real? We don't care!!!!! (motorboat noises ...)

... plus she seems to have found the cure to gravity ...

Again, I just can't believe some (SOME, not making false assumptions here) Americans can put all Europeans under the same label. I mean, come on! You people are from the same country and obviously people are very different around the US, why do you assume that people from _different countries_ are the same? As a Finn I even find our neighbours from Sweden very different. There are even major differences in Finnish people depending on what part of the country ther person is. And I'm not gonna even start about the UK, Greece, Eastern Europe etc..

She was an actress about five years ago on a teen soap where the only requirement is that you are blonde and have breasts. Suprisingly, she hasn't been winning any Oscars since...nor getting any acting jobs, for that matter.

"ther person is."

Yeah, I meant "the person is from".

@82... england is good at one thing, and that's manners... losing gracefully. you mention that the U.S. is an experiment of multiple slaves. too bad that all the slaves own everything now. too bad that you had to be bailed out of world war 2. the U.S. should have allowed your national language to become german. the sun definitely sets on the english empire... at least all of you brittish fags have the decency to shut up and accept the fact that your country is currently irrelevant.

fake tits suck by the way

@91 I won't disagree that Britain is going down the toilet, but most Americans opinions of WWII have been distorted by all the historically inaccurate war films Hollywood makes. You actually take things the Brits did and rewrite them for Americans. I heard U571 is one example. If our language had become German then think how bad your bastardised English would be now, I shudder to think how much worse it would have got!

Also don't lump the English in with the Celts of Wales, Scotland and Ireland. The English always were a bunch of bastards.

Holy crap, she has one hell of a body and a pretty face. What color are her eyes again... ;) Does she even have eyes?

@blpressure -- right. whatever gets you through the night sweetheart. brits are manly, can fend for themselves, and everything tastes better boiled...

@82
fuck off.
does europe still feel some kind of ownership over US so she doesn't like us living our own lives? or is it just plain jealousy that we hv accomplished more in 400 years than they in 4000. europe is dead.

Legal prostitution. Awesome

Those are the fakest tata's on earth. Come on retards have any of you ever touched a real boob. Me thinks s not. This site is clearly crawing with acne faced pre pubescent little turds and forty year old mama's boy virgins. Her face is crap too.

talk about air brushed.

@ #61-
And clearly you're new, because if you weren't you'd know that this site HIRES its authors. So the author doesn't actually own it... so clearly, they CAN lose sight of what thesuperficial is about, can't they?
This is supposed to be a witty site that makes fun of celebrities, not a site where desperate losers like you come to jack off to average-looking chicks because they can't find a girl. Like another poster said, there are millions of porn sites for that. Why don't you go find one?

Anyone else noticed that her right nipple is popping out of her bikini in the April picture?

yuck

Okay boys, gather 'round! I've got great news for you. You can RUN down to your local Walmart and buy a couple of squeezy balls and you've got it made. Seems you 'd just LOVE LOVE to squeeze some rubber balls. I guess the real thing must intimidate you. But I know how you feel, some penis' I've come across have left me lusting after those pool floatation aids. You know, the long hard thick rubbery ones.

I saw her shopping once at the shopping centre,since i live in the u.k. And they are fake ofcourse!

She acts and was in a cook show..whys everyone saying she sings? She got a Boobs done so she can do lingre shots in Hollyoaks in the city. She was a lezzy in it too i dunno why..

I saw her profile on richmingle.com, is she dating there?

Maybe I'll swing by Nashville soon.

Just another bleach blonde whore...nothing different!

If some people want non-naked girls then go watch tv (if they're still in business.) For most of the world, naked girls are what they want to see. Naked girls would actually dominate US tv by now if it wasn't for the fact that they try to make us pay $15 for an hour of pay-per-view naked girls. I don't think that can last much longer. It really is amazing how much of a lying bastard the US media has been for the last 20 years. Thanks a lot, Disney, GE, Time Warner, Fox and Viacom. Now go f yourselves.

Just another note to all you guys. I hope none of you are watching US tv anymore since they've treated us like shit for the last 20 years. Switch to internet and dvds exclusively. That will cost the big media companies billions of dollars and they will be begging us to come back, offering to us everything we could ever want and imagine. It will happen before too long and it will be fun. We might as well speed up the process. Drop cable. Stop watching tv. The rest will be automatic. Watching them beg will be pure pleasure.

@91.. And general US prats who are posting a load of rubbish.

Get over yourselves! We outside the US are all different and appreciate differences. We don't (largely) aim to stereotype anything and everything we cross.
We don't have populous who are ill-educated beyond their country borders. Ask an American a simple geographic question... well for starters the word 'geographic' and any other multi-syllable words would likely be lost to blank face - and they wouldn’t have a clue.
Yes you are the most powerful nation on the planet, but in the short time you've held that accolade, just consider the catastrophic f**k-ups you have managed!

You have an obese national, shite welfare system, the highest death rate of any developed land and thick arse prats who STILL can't see if guns made people safe your murder rate wouldn't suggest different!

Talk about wit; you have the sophistication of a barn door when you attempt it... so you just resort to showing someone standing behind a door being opened quickly!!! Ha ha bloody ha!

Oh and please look up the words ‘refinement’, ‘class’ and ‘quality’… no they don’t simple mean ‘make bigger’.

Oh and G Atkinson is somewhat over hyped, but all you men would take her out and you women are just bitchin I bet (in most cases).