Oct 26 2007Gavin Beasley reveals The Hills is scripted

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On Monday’s episode of The Hills – wait, hold on, I have to drink a Mason jar full of whiskey before I continue, okay, better – Lauren Conrad decides to bring her new date model Gavin Beasley over to her ex Brody Jenner’s place for a BBQ. This may be hard for some of you to read, but the entire thing was scripted. As in, not real. As in, the show is fake. I'll let that shocking shocking news sink in. In the meantime, Gavin spoke to VH1’s Best Week Ever yesterday about his experience on the The Hills:

On being set up with Lauren:
“Then in August I got a call from my agency to go to a casting call for Teen Vogue, and Lauren and the camera crews just so happened to be there. She remembered me from our shoot, and the next thing I know, a producer’s asking me to ask Lauren for her number, and I’m signing release forms and being shot for The Hills. They wanted me to ask her about the runway show, how long she had worked that day, when would she get off, stuff like that.”

On meeting Lauren’s ex Brody:
“Like, they totally set up the BBQ scene for Brody and I to meet each other and talk because, as they said, ‘the audience would get a kick out of seeing ‘the ex’ talking to ‘the new guy’.’ So they rent this house in Malibu for a set, bought a bunch of food and drinks, and just filmed us hanging out. Brody would talk all this sh*t, then be like, ‘Sorry about that, we’re just trying to make good television.’”

On his “date” with Lauren:
“I honestly had a really hard time talking to her - she’s kind of a conversation killer, and when the cameras are rolling, all conversation is kept firmly on the surface…. In fact, the most interesting thing I got out of her was that she isn’t allowed to eat ice cream because her trainer told her she can’t.”

Does this mean that when Heidi and Lauren are talking on their cell phones and sipping iced lattes, they’re not really talking on their cell phones and sipping lattes? No, don’t tell me. I couldn’t bear the truth. I want to keep my memories the way they are. Pure like the driven snow. Ah, I can see Lauren now, babbling away about something or another, latte pressed to her lips. You’ll always be that way to me, Lauren Conrad. Always…

And now, Heidi Montag in a bikini. Because I'm pretty sure that's relevant somehow.

Photos: Pacific Coast News


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firrrrrrrst

Hot >_>

well one thing that i can say is duh we have all been told one time or another that reality tv is scripted, and about hiedi she looks like a total doosh bag when every picture of her is with her mouth open.

Dang! where did she come from? fine as frog hair!

Well, I'm sure if the girl didn't have situations thrust upon her, she'd only have the mental capacity to stare at a blank wall and drool.

Why do people watch reality tv, when they can live it?

/deep like dirty water

Many people suspected that - it is not all that shocking

What the fuck is this show about anyway?? Oh hell, I can't even pretend to care...

This chick is fugtastic. She looks like Jenny McCarthy after she's had a stroke. Someone get out the drool bib, she's gonna start leaking any minute..

I suspected that though it was a "reality" show, it was staged to certain degree's, but to find out it's pretty much all BS is a big disappointment. I think the viewers who watch, would still have watched if they marketed the show as scripted. So why did they even bother lying? SUCKS.

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Blah. Blah. Blah.

@7 Not so fast Miss U. I was a little shocked when I learned about gravity. This sort of ranks up there with that.

Nice pre-cancerous moles, there, in #7.

One word: Hideous. Oh, and close your stupid mouth, idiot.

Man I would fuck her until one or both of us was bleeding. Giggity-Giggity.

Pics 8,9 &11 looks like she's practicing for the only thing she is good for.

bitch needs a sandwich

I'll give her a sandwich. A Jimbolaya sandwich.

"conversation killer" lol - I never watched the stupid show but now it sounds funny.

oh my fucking god no way!! there is just NO way thats true. no way. no fucking way, no way. don't believe it.

If these are the good shots, can you imagine what the outtakes look like? Damn, she looks dumber than a bag of rocks.

Hey, BunnyButt, that's insulting all rock bags everywhere. At least they have personality!

Anorexic, flat ass, fake tits with too-high nipples...HOT.

Any guy who's looking for a smart hot chick would have better luck chasing unicorns. Stupid + hot = perfect woman.

I hate this girl's face but fuck her body rocks. And is the Hills a musical or something? Was she singing while splashing in the waves?

I bet she has an icky smelly vajayjay.

*snaps*

Oh! Yeah! I WENT THERE!!! Uh-huh!

*tosses head*

ah i dont care!

Heidi has no idea of what I'm capable of doing to her body. I would absolutely wreck that.

Heidi has a decent body helped by grueling hours spent in plastic surgery and starving herself. But I could never look at that hideous face every day, and why is her mouth gaping open in every shot? Is that sexy?

ew.

#24 Let me see if I can help you out. (She is not singing)

Step 1. Print out pic 9.
Step 2. Draw an arrow to her mouth.
Step 3. Next to the arrow, write the words "The penis goes here".

Practice makes perfect dude........practice makes perfect.

Some one actually thought of that crap? Wow, I knew MTV was having trouble but I didn't know it was that bad. Maybe I should have saved that napkin from Denny's I wrote ideas on at 4am for the next episode of Grey's Anatomy and sent them to MTV instead.

The only reason I am aware of the existence of this show is when they make fun of it on The Soup. You know that thing TV used to do when it signed off for the night (back when TV wasn't on 24 hours a day), where it would be a screen that said "Goodnight! Broadcasting resumes at 6 am" or some shit like that and the only sound is that annoying beep? Well, THAT was more entertaining than any single moment of The Hills that I've seen.

And she's holding her mouth open so all the porno directors can see how wide her jaws can open. Yep, she'll be in Penthouse within a couple years, porn the year after that. Unless she's into "amateur" porn, then we'll see her wide open mouth with a penis in it even sooner.

She is on another show too. Semi-Homemade w/Sandra Lee. Food Network Channel. I think Sandra Lee is her real name.

this website is all about stupid blond people with boob jobs......how hilarious.....america is such a filthy shithole filled with retarded people. all you blond obsessed hitler wannabee are fucking funny, your like a bunch of clones you cant think for yourselves and its so pathetic its funny.

Seeing those photos, and the look on that sad sack's face, I'm thinking the same thing you guys are thinking. Yup, that's right: lobotomy.

i think the only people who didn't already know this are those who are both hearing and vision impaired.

#34 I hope you're kidding. Sandra Lee is classy and pretty good looking. Sandra Lee has written books.....I don't think this stinkhole has the brain capacity to even open a book.

#35 I think it must be past your bedtime. Turn off daddy's computer and go laydown. But make sure you go potty first.

this girl needs to be put to sleep. she's too retarded for the world.

blond...check
big tits..check
zero personality....check
rich.....check
complete spoiled bitch....check
manufactured look...check
unique...no go
talented.....no go
fun crazy personality....no go
intelligence...no go
sexy and creative with a dash of charisma....no go
ohh wait... thats right this is america......no body cares about you unless you look like you came from the OC and your as unoriginal and boring as the next blond worthless tramp you see on the street....Im glad I dont live here cause the people who live there are all brainwashed.

slutdog

"Im glad I dont live here cause the people who live there are all brainwashed. "

Put the cap back on the Vodka and put it away for a while #40.

she's got about as much heat as an unflavored "Flavor-ice"

she is one of our favorites!!!!!!

Hello, I'm Mrs. Woil,s, I'll be your 3rd-wave facilitator for today.

It's in your best interests.

What I wanted to say, aaah-bout the woman with the pik underware on the bitch, was that she eeds to flash some eels. Because they smell so good.

He's my favorite Wunderhund, look

http://www.beasttube.com/viewvideo/29/Bodil_Joensen_A_Summer_Day/

Better than Godiva. And thank Hog, at least that cunt from Electra isn't in it.

What a pooter without a pot, to, you know. The Brits know! So be a flappy friendling, eat chikcen today

POOM!

She's hot......in a crack whore kinda way.

If there not all brainwashed then why is this show still on thr air and why the hell is this dumb bitch famous.....I dont have anything against blonds, but I have friends who are blond and are way more awsome and unique then this stupid bitch. They have crazy style, intelligence, unique features, and there not manufactured crap like she is......Its still on the air so I really think Americas youth is fucking retarted if they waste there time watching these girls.

Does she think its sexy to have her mouth wide open like that?

#47 - Oh I get it......you're gay.

#47 - At least you got you're name right.

they dont have in there little pinky what it takes to have the Privilege and charisma it takes to be famous, famous people should at least have that. Now all you have to do is be a OC girl and have a fucking drug problem....its not even about the talent anymore......its about promoting this girl next door image and making everyone in america feel as though that is what the Epitome of life is.....to be a clone of someone else....be your fucking self....thats all I'm sayin.

not gay, not a dumbass..sorry to burst your bubble.

quit looking up to these skanks....they are a bad example and they will just dumb you down by watching them.

these pictures are great but...i think, looking at her closely, she's not really very pretty, is she?

And Im glad it is scripted because if that was all there life amounted to then there lives are really fucking sad....well actually there lives must be really fucking sad anyway if they have to script the shit and pass it off to be real! That just gos to show you that they are trying to make you believe there lives are a certain way....and there not its all a bunch of bullshit that people actually believe and model there lives after.....pathetic.

pic# 5 she may need to eat a sandwich but her pu$$ is fat...HOTT

americas youth eats this shit up.......they think its real! yah...I know a couple that do! There like rich blond people....wow, there so cool and rich I want to be just like them.....grow the fuck up and quit dreaming.....MTV is wrong in promoting this shit.....there telling people in there teens and 20's to espire to be like these fake ass people who dont even have that glamouros life to begin with. they should have show's about real kids going to college and being successful, and MUSIC VIDEOS for christ sake...it is MTV you know. enstead its all super sweet 16 bullshit showcasing ungreatful brats and movie stars and there really expensive homes. No wonder there all fucked in the head.

her boob job sucks. the nipples are way too high. did she go to tijuana to get it done?

teens: get a fucking education and quit with the MTV.....it will rot your brain, and make you into a lazy dreamer....the hills and shows like it are not the way life really is...sorry kids, I know how much you wanted to flash your vaginas and get chased by the paps but its not gonna happen and you should not wish for that....but if you do get famous, for god sakes do it the right way, stay away from Spears (Spears meaning drugs and dirty sex with everyone you know within a five mile radius) and dont let it go to your fucking head.

its kinda inevitable that they had scripts.
its basically a soap-opera. No one has that much drama in their lives and goes clubbing everyday, i mean come on.

there wasnt that much drama! there lives are gay....I watched half of a show and was like WTF!

my god!!! go eat at McD!!! is she posing like that for the paps???? stupid nut case

What a bland girl.

OMG Lauren hates me! wow...so much drama! thats the most boring shit i have ever watched.....my neighbors now.....thats a whole different story...they should have a show cause they fucking scream all night about crazy shit....Id rather watch that then these retards.

they could have done a better job scripting it......cause it is cheesy and stupid....people that watch that show are bored and need a hobby cause that shit is just junk.

53
Hey dumbass, go tell it to someone else.
No one here is looking up to this chick; if you've read the posts, you'd have figured that out.

^ I hope not, if you look up to chicks like these, shot yourself in the face. your pathetic.

#66,hope he gets the memo! dumbass, forgot to take his meds today....cant you tell?

#52 'hate to burst your bubble'

That's some super funny shit there. And really cleaver too. Shitbag.

This show looked about as real and serious as Paris Hilton's Acting career. MTV should get Britney Spears' children as a reward for being able to fool 6 million people with their original pre-quil Laguna Beach Commercials. As best put--THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS.

does it matter that she has a hot body if she has a butter face and bikini line razor stubble?

Yay 'Merica!! Wooo!!

America makes me go to class from 8p to midnite on a Friday.

Ok..........OH!!!! It WAS my choice! Damn it!

Turn off the fucking TV.

nice Ann Coulter hands

71

"does it matter that she has a hot body if she has ...bikini line razor stubble?"

How the hell did you see that?! I wouldn't have noticed if you hadn't pointed it out. You've got some bionic vision.
No sarcasm here, folks, so no attacks please.

She looks good with her mouth wide open.

She helped me learn my new word for today...


Vapid.

Ugh...she really does look like an idiot with her mouth open like that. Did someone tell her that was sexy? She's got a nice body though, makes me ALMOST want to get implants.

Heidi had a nose job and boob job.

Wow, her fake tits look absolutely disgusting in pic 10. You can see the outlines of the implant... sick.

And somebody really needs to tell her to shut her whore mouth. Congratulations, you look like a big plastic retard.

She makes my pee-pee twitch.

#61,
ok let me rephrase. drama about stupid things. so i guess un-real drama.

I wonder how many flies flew down that pie hole.

There is NOTHING worse than a woman who's NOT sexy trying to be sexy.

i just jerked off to her for the 20th time

I don't know what the "Hills" is really. This chick is hot though. It's good to know that she can stretch her mouth open that wide. When Britney Spears releases the plague of pestilence from her cooch, she can intercept the little buggers with her huge gaping mouth. Saving mankind, no less.

Either that or she's just practicing on accepting my extra wide member. Keep practicing, honey.

I've never watched The HIlls before because I have style. I'm too busy listening to the swans at ear drum shattering volumes and carving swastikas in to my forehead like a young Charlie Manson to care what some Californian trash-bag does on a daily basis. My reality consists of searching the pantheon of pornography that resides online while praying to Satan. I'm way too heavy for "The Hills".

What a lady.

horse face and horse teeth. at least she's not afraid to show off her bod (the only thing going for her).

#45 and #86-you two should get together and make a rambling, ignorant, ugly, dumbass baby together.
DOn't hate us blonde Americans because you wish to be like us-go get your teeth fixed and see a shrink to work out your anger issues. Don't they have them in your village?

I would also like to comment about that same episode ....if you watch where Hiedi walks in and Spencer is on the couch reading his invester book :S they start talking about how Broady was telling Lauren they had spread the rumors.....If you watch behind her ...the blinds in the kitchen....are up...then they go back to spencer and then flash back at Heidi again and the blinds are back down...this happend a few times..tho the whole time Heidi is just sitting there....and this is seppost to be a "flowing conversation".....hmmmmm

look at pics 2, 3, 6, 8. 9. 11. she looks like she is trying to look sexy but she dont know she looks like she wants to suck DICK jjajaajaajajaja

ughh, she is so disgusting. She has like skeleton hands, and gross fingernails.

shes so common

You can actually see her clit in a couple of the shots. Gee

do you think its really sexy to keep your mouth open like that or is that a gesture to place food in there b/c shes starving to death..if it wasn't for the boob job she would look completely anorexic.

talk about fake, what is this dumb bitch doing on the beach? are these supposed to be paparazzi shots? who did this tranny's tit job? they are too big for her skirvy body. bitch needs a sandwhich. the end.

on bank bathing she present yourselves capital , plus photos

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What's she catching in her mouth-or is that her retard face.

I only have one thing to say "stick bitch"

Ugly face, but great body.

If you look at pic # 10 you can see the Breast Implant.. that's hot!

#79 sorry you nailed it first..

I love how "dumbass" is calling americans clones and idiots, yet he has about 15 posts that all say pretty much the same thing, "I'm so unique because I bash america's youth. What? 5 other people already said that? Well I'm gonna say it 10 more times, that'll make me really unique". If you're so enlightened, then why can you spell correctly, or use proper punctuation? There are stupid people in every country, you illustrate that quite well.

HAHA. HE TOTALLY JUST SAID ALL THAT BECAUSE LAUREN CALLED HIM BORING FIRST....
DUH!

@89

You're a dumb ass cretin. Learn to read AND comprehend what people are writing. You illustrate the illiteracy in this country. I'm not bashing on all blondes you asstart. No where in that post did I say that. I'm bashing this stupid bitch who's allowed herself to be prostituted for money and a culture that seems to deify talentless, corporate product. Where is this generation's Alec Guinness or Humphrey Bogart? They don't exist.

Instead we get this steaming pile of corporate shit, the strings being pulled by aging Baby Boomers who are out of touch with reality. They actually think that this garbage is viewable and people eat it up because it gives them some kind of meaning to their failed, miserable lives.

Which brings us to you, #89? Why the fuck to you give a shit? Even if I was ragging on all blondes, why the hell do you care? Did I point you out and say "#89 you’re a blonde and I fucking hate you."?

Go choke down that corporate penis you have in your mouth, asshat.

PS: As for my anger, you're damn right I'm angry. Why? Because no one else seems to be. People would would rather not stir up trouble and be complacent never offending or being offensive to anyone. Instead of speaking out on matters that are IMPORTANT (global warming, world hunger, disease) corporations have trained dogs who will lap up whatever shit gets thrown their way because they are unable, or unwilling to think for themselves.

Of course, since this is the Internet EVERYBODY is right and everyone is fucking Harvard Scholar in every subject so I'm sure someone will disagree with me.

Well, I'm bored with this shit. I've probably got better things to do with my time. I better get my harem gathered together so they can take turns going down on me.

Adios.

#89? Are you fucking serious? You're a twit. Yes, I want to be a blonde woman! I'm going to give up my dick to be come a fake-ass blonde! It'll be so great. Not having my cock. I'll be able to really take "it" then. How much fun would it be to never have anybody ever listen a word you have to say, but still fuck you like a worthless piece-of trash? Fantastic!

what the hell is up with Heidi...
Why does she have her mouth OPEN??
Is she waiting for some........
Tacos...

Omg Heidi has the weirdest face ever. That's all I have to say on the matter. Thank you.

what's wrong with her face.

This girl is just...is she even real, or just a parody?

I don't get it. She's so gross and skinny. Why is she even being talked about?

@ #84

i'm on round 34, and i still got something left...

damn, it turned purple about 2 hours ago.

That's positively frightening...you can actually see her clit in #5. Eek. Now I'll have to institute "clit checks" whenever I buy swimwear.

Your all such haters... minus her boob job, her body is fantastic! And shes pretty.... at least a lot prettier then most of you I'm sure! So stop sitting here on these blog sites criticizing everyone.... you come on here because you love looking at these pics, because you're interested in them. I come on the same sites but at least I admit when someone is goodlooking. Get over yourselves people!

PLEASE stop with this Heidi Montag and "The Hills" stuff. You used to be so much funnier! PLEASE!!! Do your magic again, this is just boring stuff.
I mean, it's JUST NOT FUNNY. Really. It isn't.
And the Britney stuff? You're correct, but man, let it go for a DAY, be the bigger person! She's a stupid slob, we get it. She likes Starbucks and if her kids were junk food then she'd pay attention to them, or cook them, or whatever.
It was funny, now come on, be funny about other things.......it's getting old, and I love this column! PLEASE! Really. Please.........just...a break from that stuff, a little break....................

Post some pictures of Lauren Conrad; she's hotter than this vapid implant-having slut. Scripted or not, Heidi ('s character?) is worthless.

heidi needs more plasric surgery...

she's srill a fugly attenion whore with a pimp as a boyfriend./

@114

Frankly I come on this site to make witty comments about celebrity and asshats who deify them--invariably they show up.

These celebrities who have a gross national product of a third world country contribute absolutely NOTHING to our fucking society other than providing a brand of entertainment to the illiterate, uneducated masses. There is no socially redeeming quality to the smut they produce other than keeping you enfeebled.

As for the pictures, I do think she has a hot body. In my opinion though, If you want to rub one out go watch some good porn--at least they're whores in the traditional sense and you dont have to see their stupid ass faces force fed to me through mass media everyday.

shes too skinny. doesnt look bad sometimes, but usually she looks almost dead. she looks like a freak with her mouth that open, it makes her look hideous. but then again, so does her soul! she's a backstabbing b and a horrible friend. BRAINWASHED! HEIDI YU ARE BRAINWASHED! spencer is a douche

This chick is just fucking stupid, are you sure they didn't suck out her brain and inject them in her boobs...

who walks around looking like that, what a tart.

why is her mouth perpetually open? cumbucket.

porn audition

why is she always opening her mouth like that...? she is pretty but that makes her look really strange.................. i wonder what she is trying to do... :-\

she definitely set this up, probably paid the paparazzi to come photograph her, then posted in porn fashion with her mouth open hoping at least someone would jack off to her. yep, im almost positive thats what went down.

Nice camel toe .

all these girls get a bit of plastic tucked under their chests and then act so slutty. like lindsay lohan and like this chick. lameo whoreo.

she is filming a music video thats why she looks like a retard with her mouth open n shit

Heidi needs to really close her mouth
she looks retarded

#114, Jane, there is something so sad about a person coming to a celebrity-bashing site to tell people they shoudn't do it, to insult their physical appearances (even though you've no idea what anyone looks like), etc., then tell THEM to get over themselves. That strikes me as something that only an imbecilic dumbass would do. Are you an imbelcilic dumbass? I have a feeling that you are.

That said, I think Heidi belongs here because she is the ABSOLUTE EXAMPLE of what shallow, self-absorbed psuedo-stars are! She did a small stint in a forgettable, scripted 'reality' show, got fake tits and a fake nose (and admitted that the surgery was more important than the fact that she could have died on the table, that is, her LOOKS are more important than her life (and from I can see, maybe they really are-she's pretty much a waste of asswipe)), and thinks she's actually important and a big star. By next year it's unlikely anyone will even remember her name.

You're both imbelcilic dumbasses.

OK, looks like I have another word my fingers like to mispell on their own. That's 'imbecilic,' not imbelcilic. Weagh.

Where's her engagement ring? Oh no don't tell me that's scripted too!

holy razor burn! look at her crotch in 5 and 6

#129: her LOOKS are more important than her life (and from I can see, maybe they really are.

this should be they slogan for this website......anyone who is a blonde and thinks there better then anyone else (theres a couple that post here that do, you know who you are) You are in fact better then us Non-blondes: looks wise,but your lives depend on your looks cause thats all you have going for you.........and thats beyond sad cause looks dont last forever....actually they last like seconds since most of your life is spent being old....so, blonds.....I would go develop a talent or something cause when your face starts to sag and the boys dont want your old blond use to be hot sagging ass ( cause there too busy looking at the "new" 18 year old blond with the perky tits) anymore, I dont want to here the gun go off in your mouth from, the serious depression you will face when you relize that people only liked you cause you were hott and now you have no purpose in life so they could care less about you exsistance.( on to fresh meat, your not the IT girl anymore). I dont want to be blond and I dont envy you in anyway, because no one will take you seriously and when your beauty fades theres nothing behind the eyes to back it up....only a shallow cave of emptiness.

and to note.....Im only talking to blonds who are shallow, vain and really believe that they are superior because they have light hair....and blue eyes. Not to ALL blonds so dont jump down my throat if your blond and I offend you because maybe I wasnt fucking talking to your ass! which then you have nothing to worry about, the guilty will be the ones who get offended, and bitch will bitch at me. Im not a perfect speller or grammar guru...so if you motherfukers have a problem with it....fuck off, Im not here to impress you. Just speaking my peace not preparing for a fucking english class so bite me.

#105 your fucking right....every word of it........lap dogs....all of them......brainwashed lapdogs...why do blonds let people turn them into objects....they might be what everyone in america wants to look like...but no one cares about there personality at all no one cares about there opinions..or what comes out of there mouth as long as they have the right clothes, and the right car...and look the part ,there job is to look pretty..there a fucking slab of meat to all of us...whores in every sense of the word ,and shows like the hills prove this to be true. Blonds are actually proud of this? why the fuck would you be proud of the fact that you are just a novelty? are you fucking brain dead! Again I might not be talking to a specific blond if you feel that you are not what I just decribed then you have no reason to bitch at me , so don't

Never seen it.

Please you skinny whore. Go back home and do some laundrey or something. Anything, but not posing in bikinis on the beach. Because almost every girl with alot of kim kardashian-meat looks attractive in bikinis. But you look just awful with practicely nooo flesh on the bones. I have to PUKE!!

Nice razor burn on #5. Sexxxxxxxxy.

Heidi is kind of boring to look at. anyways, yeah after watching this episode, it was hard to believe that it wasn't setup. he wasn't even her type. everything he liked she didnt. next to her, Lauren just sounds really unadventurous.

I can't believe The Hills is scripted. It seemed so real.

Not.

118. Mama Pinkus – October 28, 2007 1:18 AM

Just a shout-out to Texas Tranny – I’ve always thought I was brave just being a liberal in this piece of shit state. That you survive with a sense of humor – AWESOME


Thanks Mama,
Mostly I travel as TT under the cover of darkness, where I can conceal my true identity behind a fabulous dress, wig and make-up. Everyday though, I do wear a sign of TT – pretty panties, under my slacks.

nipples are unnaturally high? and also, does she think it's attractive to pose with your mouth gaping open? what the hell is wrong with this girl

Jebus, someone strayed too far from her group at retard camp. Is this girl for real??? I didn't know girls that stupid lived past their teens. I always thought they kicked the first time they tried to blow dry their hair in the shower.

Poor girl that's her attempt at being seductive? I haven't seen anything so fake lame and forced and since Tom said his wedding vows to Katie. Did this chick buy the Paris Hilton guide to posing naturally infornt of a camera? Fucking shit that is painfully aweful she must be the biggest fucking bore in the sack. She's the kind of chick who would use a ceiling mirror to check her hair and makeup and to try to look "hot" posing and make "sexy" faces smiling at her reflection while the poor sap did all the work.

Had she been old enough this girl would have gotten rejected from Baywatch for not being a good enough actress and for being too stupid looking.
She probalby stands out as one of the dumbest chicks in Cali, now that's an
accomplishment.

The Hills is fake??? No fucking Shit Sherlock, there's not ONE real ,genuine, honest thing in all of Hollywood. Howev, I do not believe it is fully scripted solely because if you've seen these fucking mental midgets in action you'd know they barely have a grasp on the basics of the English language and that it is a miracle they are all still alive today what with there being so many sharp and flamable objects in the world. Fact is there is no way in fuck that people this brainless, vapid, worthless, lazy, and fucking godawefully painfully stupid could ever be able to or have the minimal work ethic required to memorize a bunch of brain numblingly, illogical, shakespear torturing lines.

She kind of reminds me of a seagull. The way her mouth is open, it looks like she's about to squack out, "CAW! CAWW!"

she's so akwardly shy and insecure. god her boobs could NOT look any more fake... and is she yawning in almost every picture but like two? that kid spencer really needs to let his lady know it's time to work on the 'o' face

#133-135 you're fucking-ass right I'm beautiful and of course it won't last long! Beauty fades, so it's a good thing I'm educated and have a life, too.

I'm not gettting mad that you're all ripping on Heidi-I hate this chick-she's part of the plateau of lameness that's been reached here lately w/ other Hills TV 'celebs'""(gag on calling them celebs) ., I'm just sick of the stereotype that blondes have because it's' just as wrong as any other stereotype.
I gained 100 pounds with my second child, (I'm not exaggerating, it was 100 exactly)..in the last year I lost it all and I look better than I ever have..and with 2 babies I work my ass off
. . People treated me completely different when I was overweight though- it's horrible the way society places that kind of value on weight.
So I'm not 'blonde' in the sense that I'm a fucking fake ditzy idiot like this chick, but I'm still proud of how I look and always will be. Even when I look like DickRichards -old,grey, and senile. But that's a LONG way off..

good thing she paid for those titties....that's her only asset.

gorgeous girl, she is so sexy and lovely. i heard that she has a account on a dating site called sugarcupid.com, why does she go there, is she lonely.

So what's next for Heidi.....Playboy?

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