Oct 2 2007Eva Longoria can fit in tiny spaces

She's pretty!

First

The sex tape was better than this. At least that was funny. This doesn't even have a hint of nudity. Bush League.

I'd do her.

Oh Gabby!

Eva sucks now. I'm officially over her.

she is a waste of space. she is the epitome of everything that is wrong with the world today. she is flaunting herself on that stupid show pretty much telling kids that it's ok to fuck outside of your marriage. fuck her and all her desperate cohorts. they should all burn in hell.

She looks like a monkey.

wow, eva, nice necklace. i think i've seen those on middle school girls.

#2 nice try

Sure she can....just like any other insect. She's gross.

why does her hat have skulls & crossbones on it? why is every sellout fake hollywood yuppie type trying to wear this crap and sport black nail polish?

I could land a chopper on the space between her upper lip and nose.

OMFG I FUCKING LOVE CRAZY FANNY FLAP BRITNEY FACE WITH HER CUSTARD POT FLASHING IT IN EVERYONES MINGING FACES I DONT SEE WHY EVERYONE CANT JUST PUT POOS IN THEIR PISSFLAPS AND LEAVE HER ALONE AND HER KIDDY FIDDLER NESS PEOPLE MAKE ME SO MADE THAT I CRYSTAL METH NESS HER TO A CRYSTAL GRAVE WHERE SHE WILL OUT LIVE ELVIS AND LENNON FOR ALL OF ETERNITY LONG LIVE BRITNEY I LOVE YOU BRITNEY IN YOUR FACE HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMFG I FUCKING LOVE CRAZY FANNY FLAP BRITNEY FACE WITH HER CUSTARD POT FLASHING IT IN EVERYONES MINGING FACES I DONT SEE WHY EVERYONE CANT JUST PUT POOS IN THEIR PISSFLAPS AND LEAVE HER ALONE AND HER KIDDY FIDDLER NESS PEOPLE MAKE ME SO MADE THAT I CRYSTAL METH NESS HER TO A CRYSTAL GRAVE WHERE SHE WILL OUT LIVE ELVIS AND LENNON FOR ALL OF ETERNITY LONG LIVE BRITNEY I LOVE YOU BRITNEY IN YOUR FACE HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is one thing about being a celeb

EVERYTHING YOU DO NOW MAKES NEWS

in the tabliod days, mosts of those pics would not have made the hardcopy and would have been filed away

14 & 15 - you are twice a fag.

Walk around the car you fuckin lazy bitch!

fuck off with this stupid whore
YOU GO NUTHIN BETTER???

over this uglyhaghoe

Yawnnnnnnnnn Loser
same class as chris angel

14/15 - you fucking moron. that isn't Shitney. and why are you shouting?

Her boobs and butt are smaller so she lost weight again. She could probably gain her big butt back by eating too much in two days ha!

IPPY DIPPY DOPPY DOODLE
BABY GIRLY IS SO COOTLE
SHE LOLLY LOU
MY DOLLY POP OOH
SHE SEXY BABY
AND PRETTY POO TOO
SUCH A SWEETY BOO :} ;} !!!

Big deal, if she wasn't a dwarf, her knees would have been able to walk through between the bumpers like all other normal people. Liliputians need to stay in smallville.

Yes, Mole Rats can do that.

She's wearing a nazi hat, with an SS symbol - pay attention !!!

Not sure I could have thought of a better title for this post.

Doc, you dumbass, they are just skull and cross bones. Get some new glasses.

Ha! Ohio plates. Ohio is full of douches.

BFD, I can fit into tiny spaces too, just that I'd need a little crisco first.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3rd_SS_Division_Totenkopf

oooOOOOOooooo!!!! this is why i am starting to hate this fucking site. it's like crack though...or at least what I've heard about crack.......... whatever....

Doc, you are so far off it isn't even funny. I guess skateboarders with a skull and crossbones are all Nazi Skinheads? Get a clue.

http://www.warelics.com/images/sscrusherF.jpg

i'd like to fit in her tiny space yes sir

Yes, the rat bastards had a skull, adn they had cross bones. The logo is NOTHING alike. She's already a fruit, and a midget, she doesn't need to be associated with a hate group.

Why not a make a big deal anyway?

Next you'll accuse her of liking black men......

Eva may have a big butt when she gains weight, but she is no dwarf. A dwarf is adult height of 4'10" and she is 5'2". I am 5'2" too and happily I do not have a big butt.

I like to pick on celebs, because they deserve it, but I really hate people that make accusations of genuine hate.

By the way, I know about Tony...For all that want to slam me...

Hot dang.

I'm surprised she squeezed between those cars.

Christ, she's gotten fat!

When is Hollywood going to stop using aged plumpers and start using young, tight bodied girls?

.

So not all midgets are ugly.

Not hot, but not ugly either.

SInce her chest is practically concave, she should have walked on her hands. It would have been a lot easier to squeeze between the cars.

Hey skywalker (#2) - Did you get that "L" unstapled from your forehead or did you take too long whacking yourself off and now it's stuck there permanently? Did someone tell you there's a prize for posting the word "FIRST" first? Loser, loser, loser.

I'm in love with a girl that has the body of a 12 year old boy. Does that make me a pedo?

it makes you a fucko

Hey Val,
Did you leave in a hurry yesterday?

Who gives a fuzz? Really she's a beytotch that undesrvingly has some lame ass show that no one could give a fuzz about...FUCK THAT LITTLE BITCH!! There, I strangley feel better....

She's been skinny forever. How else do you think she slipped through the border gates?

She's a professional bitch
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Has anyone noticed the black thong she's wearing on the outside of her clothing?
I'm surprised no one's commented on it yet.

Scratch that- I see it's part of the shirt. But it still looks like a thong!!

bulimic.just like 99.9 percent of hollywood.

you know...mice can get into a hole the size of pencils....this just goes to show that it being fall and all that the mice will be looking for a woram place in side your homes....nothing worse then having a bunch of Eva Longoria's nesting in your insulation...shit!

Oh I've tried!! Lord knows I tried....Longoria traps, Longoria Kill bait....sucker figures it out...

dammit

....but I digress....must be my new asshat

Child - "Mommy.....what's a "woram""

Mommy - "Hunny - that is how a dumbass spells "warm""

Child: "oh, okay...stupid fuck!"

Statistics n' stuff are hot!

BORING! Is Desperate Housewives even on anymore? If so, is it even relatively popular?

(#52) lool

How long until she announces she's having a kid? Blah.

#52 you're right. I can't believe no one mentioned it.
Is that the new fashion now?
Could you imagine Paris with her little bloomers on the outside and a "racing stripe" down the back! lol
yuck.

TT - I didn't write #48.

I left because I had to get back to work and this site is sooooooooo boring and ugly.

But not you dolly, you're still gaw-juss.

#55
I suspect she is bullimic as well and her comfortable weight is when she has a big butt.

My friend was 5 feet and she had a big butt like Eva when she was not starving herself and doing meth to stay tiny. I thought my friend and Eva have nice looking big butts and should accept it with all the good and bad attention they get. I hope Eva does not get lipo on her butt like my friend did because now my friend has a flat butt yikes!

Eva looks happy when she has a big butt because she has been eating until her heart is content, and now she looks sad because she is starving herself.

Who decided that this little spic is hot? She is fugly with a capital F.

Does anyone have a closeup of Johhny Fairplays face hitting the stage after attacking Danny?

69!

Eva is an attractive lady and not all ladies can get away with having a big butt. She now looks like she is either bullimic or anorexia because everyone has been making fun of all the junk in her trunk.