Oct 1 2007Eva Longoria has a sex tape

FRIST, maybe!

too skinny and skanky

i hope it's true. She's the hottest midget ever.

link plz?

who cares.

GET A LIFE!!!

this bitch is so pathetic she probably released it herself. next we'll hear how their house got robbed....

desperate is right.

Is it called "The buck toothed vixen, and the stinky Frenchman?"

She is a cutie pie, love her face and awesome dress.

When the fuck will celebutards will learn to stop putting humiliating shit of themselves on tape, pics etc... Don't they know it ALWAYS gets out to the public. Dumbfucks.

And your right #2. She is too skinny. She seemed to think she had to "trim" down for her wedding. Now she just looks like a starvation camp survivor. Or every other idiot in Hollywood.

She's not wearing makeup and she hadn't done any shaving in a week, so it's difficult to tell which is Eva and which is Tony.

love yer hair! hope ya win!

I don't know............. I don't feel good today, OK!!!!

Pic#9.....her head looks kinda photoshopped on her body....

If not, that is SCARY.

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OMG!

DID YOU REALLY HAVE SEX WITH A LAWN GNOME?????????????/

First, poor Paris gets treated so badly by that old man, and now poor Eva gets her personal romantic life stolen and put out all over the internet. I feel so bad for them! Be brave, Paris and Eva! Remember your talents! You will prevail, I know you will!

Wow, we really are fast becoming a nation of tarts. These celebrities have everything in terms of the American dream and yet, they are so starved for more and more attention. Sex tape? Once upon a time, we may have bought that it was an accident and got leaked. Now, it was probably the mindchild of her publicist--paid for and all. This is SO PATHETIC!

Grow up Hollywood. No one cares anymore.

This is gonna be entertaining, she's so small and skinny he probably lifts her up with his dick!

Oh.....its that what it was? I thought it was Tony Parker doing "it" with a dude from Menudo when I saw it. Okay....this makes sense.

interesting... just when the wedding is over and nobody is paying attention to Eva and Tony anymore, whaddya know, a sex tape "leaks" out! LOL Pathetic attempt at more tabloids if you ask me.

i just lost a bet on how long this tape would take to hit the internet. ive always wonder how she took all of parker. cant wait to see, even though im not looking forward to seeing her without makeup.

I can't wait to see his big black cock. I hope Eva sucks his cock to completion and we get to see him cum all over her face.
Do you loser girls here on the Fish like it when a man cums on your face? I don't like to waste it, so I swallow every last drop.

I can't wait to see his big black cock. I hope Eva sucks his cock to completion and we get to see him cum all over her face.
Do you loser girls here on the Fish like it when a man cums on your face? I don't like to waste it, so I swallow every last drop.

i'm sure this is a pre-wedding tape. no chick fucks longer or stronger than a chick trying to get a wedding ring. i hope he pees in her mouth and gives her a dirty sanchez.

better circulate it now before she has kids and turns into a fat burrito like every mexican chick does after having a litter.

21 and 22. It was an inane comment the first time. We didn't need to have it posted twice............oh, and you're a fucking loser.

That's all for now.

Does anyone else remember when she came out and said that Tony was bad in bed? I swear I remember reading that.

#21

actually, i think you meant to say "i can't wait to see his big tan cock". he's the same complexion as eva. she said her family use to call her the "dark one" cause her sisters were lighter than her. yeah, they don't like black people and if he had been a shade darker, they probably would have disowned her.

When did homemade porn go from "skanky" to "saucy"? Saucy is when you flirt with the pizza delivery guy as you hand him your money, not when you invite him in for a blow job and then put the video of it up on your blog.

I have no interest in seeing Eva screw anyone, but that dress is freaking gorgeous. Wish it was mine. I'd wear it everywhere, including work. I could get a raise (or several, wink, wink, nudge, nudge). See, THAT was "saucy."

@23,
Why is it that Mexcian women get all fat after having kids?
They're all hot with a smoking body and then after a kid....BOOM. Are they just fucking lazy. Oh, yes they're Mexican, so yes yes they are fucking lazy.

Where are her breastesess? Who's the homo in the last two pics?

I bet it's not true. I heard that Tony Parker is just into taping midgets while doin it. So it's probably one of them who is mistaken for Eva.

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I like the way you think. (wink,wink)

This will give the Spurs something to watch on a team flight.

Once you go anorexic Italian-American skank you never go back.

She's ... what? ... 4'10" and he's 6'8" or something like that. If for no other reason I'm curious to see how that works. Purely for science, you understand.

@34, me too. It's gonna be like circus freak porn.

Smurf sex. All right!!!!!

She'll be tonguing his belly-button while he's french-kissing the bedpost.

http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com has "clips" of the video. She actually looks good in it.

well she looks good in those pics!

But seriously how are these people so stupid that after like a million sex tapes online that people who are famous still think its a good idea?

it should be really amusing though, because isn't he like more than a foot taller than her? The physics should be interesting

Too tiny to be sexy. Tiny women look good in pictures, and silly in person. Short legs are not sexy, and what appear to be proportionate boobs in pictures just appear very tiny and school girlish in person.

Yeah, he's tall. With a small penis. It happens.

It's amazing what you learn when you actually venture out into the world...

Piss on you and your stupid site http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com

Dont go to that address

http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com really does have clips, they are hidden in the lower right.

I'm desperate for this house wife to get naked... A GA GA GA!

What 43 said. btw the IP of that stupid Rick Astley shit is 64.202.163.192 if anyone wants to ping it til it dies or send some nasty shit

Desperate for a career bump after her stupid show bombs this year? Way to go slumming with Paris.

Oh my GOSH, say in ain't so??? A puta asquerosa is always a puta asquerosa, no matter where they were brought up. Fucking bony-assed, big-crotch-having, tramp-stamp wearing wannabe actress who's good for nothing but a tit shot.

Surprise me, FISH, why dontcha???

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yeah you all keep saying how you don't want to see her without make up on. I doubt that she takes it off. I mean, Tony does need to get it up, so it's in her best interest to keep that painted face on.

Oh enough of the sex tapes ! what the fuck is wrong with everybody ?

jesus christ

the worst rick roll ever....well done...

after looking at spelling and aguilera

Oh, they'll never learn

perverts were now craving for that copy right now!

It is comforting for big butt females to know there are men out there that like big butts.

Tiny women are the bomb. Who wants some big ass chick when you can have tiny sex doll? I never understood the tall woman fetish; I presume it was started by women and homosexuals.

Dear God,

I know you're there because you just answered my prayers. Now can you please take Britney Spears children away? Oh wait. You just did that too. I love you God.

If somebody finds out where the video can be downloaded, shout it here. thx

Rick Astley is a Pantywaist, mash my butt in his face.

44. Rick Astley - October 1, 2007 1:54 PM
http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com

You WILL regret clicking that link, don't do it.

She is only 5'2" and probably weights 120 pounds because of that huge butt ha!

Eva is my hero because she is short and has a big butt. I too am short and have a big butt. Now guys tell me that I have a big butt like Eva and it makes me smile and then I go to bed with the guy because us big butts don't get as much attention.

it's a real tape!!! eva longoria sex tape....
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5216488a3b

heard it is not real or doesnt even look a lot like them

She is a beautiful woman and always looks perfect.

she's 5'2 ?? hey im one inch taller lol! she may be short...but she's quite pretty isnt she.

I sware I' m not a fucking spammer.
I think the video you are all refrring to must be this one :
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5216488a3b
I hope you'll all enjoy it : )

Eva's body has totally changed since Beverly Hills 90210 and General Hosptial (No big butt.) I had no idea they were the same female. Her butt got so big. I have a friend that had a big butt too and got liposuction. Now she has a flat butt. I hope Eva does not get liposuction on her big butt. She has a big butt but it looks nice on her. I hope she does exercises for her butt so it does not get saggy.

Spoiled no talent bitch that is fucking a black french. Looser.

Listen to all you gay bitches dis Eva!. Eva is sex on legs and the thought of seeing her get it on gets my plumbs pumping. I can't wait!!!.

rick astley is a prick n screwed up my comp he will burn in hell