Oct 29 2007Elizabeth Hurley wears a bikini (No, it’s not 1999)

Hot old woman.

she looks great for a woman in her 40's. She LOOKS classy to me, I don't know if she is.

actually i think she looks great for a woman in her 30s as well.

Not bad. In a AARP sort of way.....

Don't really know whether she has implants or not but I like how natural her boobs look anyways. And she does look tasty, but still hot. Not skanky like some women do in bikinis.

getting old sucks no one is immune

I didn't even know she got married, but that ring is HUGE

I've tapped worse.

Both my tits are not as big as one of hers. I am jealous.

She looks amazing for any age!
Poor Hugh-since breaking up with
one of the most wealthy women in
England-Jemima Kahn-he's starting
to look a bit desheveled.

she doesn't look too bad... but the rock on her finger makes up for everything.

I remember when she called Marelyn Munroe fat. What an irritating stupid cow.

Pics 5 & 6. Fag Shorts.

cool..

Kill Kfed

12-
yeah I remember that, I didn't like it.
Marilyn was curvy
True she was a size 16 at her heaviest ( her weight fluctuated a lot )
but a size 16 was not as big as it is today. Size 16 in the 50's was basically a size 10 for today's standards.

15. Exactly. Munroe wasn't anywhere near fat, even at her heaviest.

Who's Marelyn Munroe? And was she/he fat?

Hugh and Elizabeth were never married. They were together forever but never married. And he's her baby's god father so I think they're still really good freinds. It's like Bruce Willis and Ashton Kuther hanging out....it's actually a sign of maturity that you can have relationships like that.

Old. Loose. Dumpy.

Trade her in someone hot.

I think she is still very pretty and classy looking. I sure hope time ravages me that way! As for Hugh hanging out...uh, I hope I'm never so mature. I mean, okay...let's not be enemies, but fer chrissakes, don't turn into my brother! Yuck!

Who's Ashton Kuther?

She should stick to full length bathing suits, they are much more flattering on her. I don't know how old she is, but she looks pretty good (though I did always think she was over rated). I can't remember; did she have one kid or two? Anyways, I do recall the Marilyn Monroe comment, now that you mention it. I guess the comment came back to bite her in the ass, literally, because I bet she's not much smaller now than Marilyn was. And I would say its not the cruel effects of time so much as the cruel effects of having a baby (babies?) that ravaged her once tight body...or maybe a combo of both.

Yeah, I remember her saying something to the effect of, "If I ever got as fat as her, I'd kill myself." I've had my fingers crossed for years on that one.

When all you've got going for you is looks though....

it's good to see that she cut her kid's hair and isn't letting him run around naked anymore. i was starting to wonder what sort of parent she was.

That ring is going to drag her straight to the bottom - effing thing is giant!

She is 42.

#7

how did you miss the news on her wedding. it was quite a scandal. a bunch of local Indians were mad that she mocked their religion and that Arun, her husband was marrying an old white woman with a bastard child. yeah, he definitely won himself a prize there. hugh must be kicking himself.

Um, I guess I am missing something but to me, she looks pretty good. Better than some others half her age who are genetically cursed with the short fat and dumpy gene.

don't be fooled. her husband is ridiculously rich. he won't let being married interfere with his ability to tag hot bitches whenever.

I'm sure Hugh was there for the Indian dude. I thought we killed all of them, but whatever..............

if i were married to a gazillionaire and was receiving child support from a billionaire for my illegitimate spawn, i too would be looking great for 42. you people act like she's gone up against all odds of aging with nothing but her genes and came out on top. i'm sure she's got dr. 90210 on speed dial.

Who the hell is her husband and why is he so freaking rich? Money begets money, I suppose. No fair!

Yeah, she sure looks ravaged to me. Jebus... What does a 30-something actress/model/whatever gotta do to get a salute on The Superficial? Not age at all? OD at the age of 29? I know it's called "The Superficial," but give us a break. Make sure and put up some pics of Paris or Britney or one of those MTV skanks at the age of 40 (or whatever Hurley is) and see how they compare. I'm not a member of the Hurley fan club or anything, but damn... I kinda think Hurley has held up a little better than Hugh, and I believe she's had a kid (I could be wrong about that, everyone in Hollywood with functioning ovaries is getting knocked up, it's hard to keep them straight, so to speak).

RE i'm sure she's got dr. 90210 on speed dial.

Probably true, but still... maybe 40-something chicks do that because people compare them to the Crypt Keeper simply because of their age. Maybe women wouldn't run to the doctor every month for another shot or procedure if it wasn't considered a crime to be older than 25. Just sayin'.

#34 - You sound very old.

RE:LL

i think it was eleanor roosevelt who said " No One Can Make You Feel Inferior Without Your Consent". plainly put insecurity is a choice. any woman who feels like she has to undergo surgery, drink the blood of a virgin or whatever to stay young looking is her own worst enemy. maybe if she spent time cultivating something other than "her looks" she might not feel so empty and dependent on them.

RE:LL

i think it was eleanor roosevelt who said " No One Can Make You Feel Inferior Without Your Consent". plainly put insecurity is a choice. any woman who feels like she has to undergo surgery, drink the blood of a virgin or whatever to stay young looking is her own worst enemy. maybe if she spent time cultivating something other than "her looks" she might not feel so empty and dependent on them.

She looks ok, for a droopy old hag.Plenty of sag all over, but what can she do? She was hot 15 years ago, that was then and this is now. If I ever got desperate enough to fuck a hag, she'd be the one.

Hurley held up better than Hugh? Hugh's 5 years older for a start, and he doesn't look half bad for 47. I'd stil do him, fer sure!

But don't tell my husband....

Damn right. The only people who get a salute from me are the ones who take all of us ripping them apart, and don't let it affect them.

It's rough. But sometimes it actually helps..

Edit: I meant being ript apart by people you don't know or care about (ie - the general public), and whose opinions of you are meaningless. Anyone who actually loves you would never dream of making fun of you anyway.

I met Liz briefly at some event in Chicago a few years ago, and she's freakin' gorgeous up close (or at least she was then). She was wearing a ton of makeup due to lights and photographers, but you could tell she'd still look better than the average woman even without it. I don't know what she's like in real life, but she was very friendly and gracious, didn't appear to be faking a good attitude for the sake of the event, so either she's a great actress or is actually pretty nice. I've got no complaints about Liz.

Hugh looks in pretty good shape actually. I've seen Elizabeth looking better...

I bet she took Mr.Grant along for the ride because the hubby doesn't measure up *ahem* Well why else would they be vacationing together?!?

MILF

She has nice tits, that's it really. Without the tits, she'd be nothing special anymore. I'd rather **** Hugh Grant.

you are gay. she is hot as hell.

I see she is doing the citrus look in terms of her swimwear. Maybe it's to complement her sour bitch personality. Yeah she looks good for her age, the thighs are a little heavy and her waist isn't perfectly toned but she looks pretty decent better than many half her age which is beyond sad. I'll never find her gorgeous though because she has a big bulbous nose and the personality of a mega witch to match it.

Also the Marilyn comment was based on jealousy. She first commented that Marilyn had a miniscule waiste and then countered it by saying how huge her hips were and then ended with how she's d want to kill herself if she was as fat as Marilyn.

At her slimmest Marilyn was probably the same size as Hurley. By looking at a woman you can usually tell what they are insecure about and this girl is definitely insecure about her waist, it's rather wide and she has no real waist definition (definitely not hour glass) She would obviously look better if she toned up a bit more and had a smaller waist. Awe was that superficial of me?

But what is much more important than how this cow looks is that she brought Hugh with her??? Seriously what the fuck is up with that? I almost feel bad for her filthy rich enormously greedy lame ass hubby.
Almost.

I'd rather **** the devil too in that case

Duffy - you are SO right.

Hell, Hugh must have been deperate to go on vacation if he went with that witch and her colonial dude/lap dog.

eh, she has a shit personality, but she looks pretty good for her age. if that's the "ravages of time", sign me up.

have you guys ever seen real non-rich-and-famous 42-year-olds? jesus, stop by a wal-mart in in the inland empire and then we'll talk.

I think both Hugh and Liz look better than your average 42 and 47 year olds in the land, but don't forget that they can also afford surgery etc, unlike us average folk. Liz is known to have regular Botox and collagen injections.

If you're thinking about fucking her, jesus, put in a little effort and go after a young good-looking chick. A "holding up well" old chick naked is still an old chick naked. It's not the way a sexy body looks.

sloppy paunch and an acoholic's nose.

Yuck.

She got a hot body!! Would love to sqeeze her boobs

You know what they say... Wedding cake is the dessert that makes women gain the most weight.

Now why have i never found Elizabeth Hurley that hot? Oh yeah, the thunder thighs and the sagging nanny breasts, thats it.

Mmmmm......I would do many naked things to her.

@58; What??? Elizabeth used to have an amazing body. Its only in the last few years since she had a kid that she lost it somewhat. And she does look really good for 42. But a few years ago she was tight, toned...certainly no thunder thighs or saggy breasts. Good old pregnancy/childbirth/nursing; can't wait for that, HA.

RE 35. nipolian - October 29, 2007 4:50 PM
#34 - You sound very old.

Yeah, I'm old. I'm, like, 85. Or 58. Can't remember which. After awhile, you stop keeping track, because why bother? It's all downhill after 25 or so. Yep, just the long, slow slide to death. No reason to live, really (except for bourbon and porn) after you're 30. If I wasn't such a coward, I'd have offed myself years ago. The only joy I have left is the bourbon, the porn, and making fun of young women like Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan because I envy their dewy youth and graceful beauty.

She looks unbelievable. However, she has a reputation for chain smoking--that is never good for maintaining looks, and who wants to be around that awful breath?

She looks okay. Her boobs are really sagging now, and they always look better in clothes than when she is topless. Always looked kind of like man-boobs or pecs or somethin.

Isn't this that chick from Bedazzled? Damn has she changed. She was sooo fuckin hot in that movie.

uh oh....liz hurley dont look so cocky anymore after that baby,,,women should not have kids,,,what happen to her?

youd hit it you fag. if she lubed up her flapper and stroked your dick for 2 mintues, ud beg her to let her slide it in. stop bein a half a homo

She looks plump. Knowing that she was going to be on the beach, 2 weeks of sit ups would help. I'm close to her age and look much better than that.

Bunch of stupid, balding, fat, pot-bellied old men critiquing a beautiful woman. Now that's pathetic. You guys are self-loathing creeps, especially the one who wrote the initial post underneath her pictures.

#68 - LMAO! Good one. I love dry sarcasm. You're right, there's always some douchebag who writes something like that.

are you serious? she looks great! Hugh grant sucks

OH please. She is flabby and pasty white with saggy tits and an obvious c-section pouch and saddlebags. If she is hot, then I am a fucking goddess.

She looks good. Could lose a little bit of fat. Tits a little droopy. I would just love to see these women who claim they look better than her. I'm quite sure it's not the case. Certainly possible. But anyone who makes claims about their looks to an anonymous internet blog doesn't actually look good.

Don't wear bikins any longer. And why should you? That yellow bading-suit looked as sexy as hell!! With bikinis your TITS have to look almost new and quite bigger. Not like the sad looking tea bags thy are now. With bikinis the public is looking closely towards the TITS and belly. With a bading-suite they first give your "shaped pussie" a closer look!!

prove it hausfrau

By the many dongs of Vishnu! Truly is Arun Sahib a devoted husband to the semi-untouchable Hurley. Buckets of vegetarian virgin blood for this spawn of colonialists to bathe in every day, while New Delhi's orphan population mysteriously keeps shrinking.

re: 55:

wtf? "acoholic's [sic] nose" ? you're fucked in the brain.

this is one of the only hot women ever featured on this site. thank christ she's not britney or hayden what's-her-name or nicole kidman, the anorexic sell-out, the little hayden panettiere, who's mother sold her to commerical producers as an infant. go jerk-off on your cot some more.

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She's too much woman for little Hugh.

She is hawt. I'd do her in a heart beat. Raawwwrrrr

Why are we staring at pictures of Elizabeth "Makewewanna" Hurl-ey instead of pictures of Kim Kardashian's gorgeous naked ass? I have them. They're hot.

http://forums.hollyscoop.com/Topic1640-2-1.aspx

Well now, Hurley is looking a bit worse for the wear. What they don't tell you is that Hugh brought his transvestite hooker friend and they're all snorting coke off that kids chest and smoking she-cock.

Oh yeah then they all order Indian food via room service.

if there was ever any lingering doubt that Hugh Grant is gay, this should end it. Would any straight guy go with an ex-"girlfriend" and her new husband on their vacation? Liz and Jemima Kahn were just his beards.

She's still hot, btw.

I think she looks hot!

39 & 40, you call yourself Mrs P but I AM THE REAL MRS P & I haven't been posting on the Superfish for days. So stop it!!! And get yourself your own name to post with, or a life or something!

the mono-kini looks GREAT on her!

She's still damn hot, I'd do her anytime. And actually I think it's refreshing to see someone who does not look sickly anorexic. If she toned up a little more, she would be perfect. But those boobs in that yellow bathing suit make up for everything anyway :-)~~~

I knda like that chcicken dance thing she's doin' on the beach!

As the poet philosopher Blondie says, "Die young, Stay Pretty". She should have gracefully excited after Autin Powers and before Serving Sarah. Her life has become a daily fight to keep her figure.

Did you see the size of that rock on her hand, it looks like a meteorite.

Hugh Grant is ALWAYS with her........... it is so weird. She must be using him as their threesome partner.

Dildo time baby!

So glad to see so many other commenters who think she looks hot.

I think she carries her age well -- she's not trying to hide her age. She looks every year of it, and she'd dead sexy.

You people that think she has a crooked nose or ugly are out of your minds. Obviously she's not going to look young; she's 42 years old and looks amazing for her age!

man those titties are nice. real, big and just enough sag. Id tap every 42 year old bone in that body.

#61
I applaud you! Amen! Young people suck.

I never liked her. However she has an AWESOME body!
If she was 19, 25 or 45 - she is still tall slim and tight!

It is just pathetic to see criticism of Hurley's looks. She is an amazingly beautiful woman. Her breasts hang down because that what's gravity does to actual flesh and blood breasts. Some of you on this board seem to be looking for a Barbie doll. Your perceptions have been screwed up by TV, movies, who knows. How sad for you. I'm living in the real world, and this is one dropdead gorgeous woman.

Um. She looks good.

I really doubt most of you on here are going to look that good at 40.

I hate to say this but can you say threesomes - MFM - or perhaps even dare I say it - MMF.
SAY NO MORE!

Elizabeth Hurley is just amazing ! Here's a few other hot EH pics for you all to enjoy:

http://gurlz-to-wank-by.blogspot.com/2007/05/elizabeth-hurley.html

Some of you guys are completely mental. Hausfrau, I'd sure as hell like to see you putting on a bikini in harsh light and see if you could come within 10 miles of looking this good, let alone being a "goddess."

This woman looks absolutely astounding at her age or for 10 or 15 years younger. You don't see one 20-year-old in 50 who look this good in a bikini.

You guys who think this isn't good enough for you, wait until your wife's in her 40s, then come back and tell us whether EH looks any good in these photos. Jesus. You only hope.

salut a tous les la pour une am soeur

You people that think she has a crooked nose or ugly are out of your minds. Obviously she's not going to look young; she's 42 years old and looks amazing for her age